How do you weaponize a ceiling fan?
>>30448104
sharpen it
Attach downward-positioned flamethrowers.
Chainsaws instead of blades
>>30448104
what are you, new?
mustard gas.
>>30448104
grenades in mason jars on top of the blades
Thermite
Dragon dildos hanging from strings attached to it
>>30448104
Gliders
install more fans in the blades while put more fans on the newly installed blades.
>>30448104
Make it politically incorrect.
>>30448104
Have one run all night in a room full of Koreans.
>>30451712
kek
>>30448104
Call the metro PD and it will automatically be classified as a dangerous weapon
>>30448104
make a ceiling fan out of pic related
Attach high-capacity assault fan blades to it.
It would be easy in Australia, just put them on the ceiling and wait for the Aussies to lose their grip on the carpet
change the blade with dicks and the point with nipples
>>30448104
Damnit, thats a fucking awesome piece of fan.
Got a link for me, I feel the strong urge to buy this for my man cave?!
>>30448104
Sharpen it then put a trap door below it with a trampoline at the bottom.
Make it from katanas
>>30448104
take it to the yurop
>>30448104
Add rails and a pistol grip.
cover the blades in flour and wait
then stab the janitor
Dig a hole and put it in the bottom.
>>30448104
Hit someone with it
Melt it down cast the metal into bullets reload it the cast metal slug into a casing shoot someone with it
fire it out of a cannon.
>>30450319
This.
Put a disco ball below the center as well. Intruders won't know how to react.
By adding guns, seems simple enough.
>>30457791
This is the best mobile to put over your kids crib.
