>OI BRUV, GIMME YOUR MOBILE AND WALLET OR I'LL SHANK YOU UP
>>30447723
this is now a machine gun thread
Do they really call it a mobile?
Oh.....ok... Here you go...
Why didn't you bin that knife?
>>30447723
Is that a bayonet?
Thats a right dandy ak bayonet you got there boyo
>>30447723
Clearly not Paki enough
lucky for me, i'm a fast as shit sprinter
>"The fuck's a chav doing in Oregon?"
>>30447723
uh EXCUSE ME but knives are like NOT ALLOWED here you RACIST BIGOT
>>30447723
>gimme and not "gis"
Step up yr Chav speak m8
>>30447723
>white
>blue eyes
>uses ak bayonet
tfw its just your buddy showing off his poorfag operator setup.
Attack the Block taught me everything I need to know about Chave. OI BRUV!! BELIEVE!!!
>>30447723
>inform him that I'm muslim
>oh...okay. Sorry there, guv
>he drops the knife
>I blow my rape whistle
>50 pakis descend and turn him into the new town goat
Hail Britannia
>>30447723
let's say this guy is 2 meters away and I'm carrying? what does one actually do in this scenario?
>>30449596
Do I give him my wallet and shoot him? Or do I pretend I'm getting my wallet and draw and fire? Or is he too close?
>>30447723
>unloads 24 triple buck into his chest
>>30447723
>Ak bayonet
Grab the blunt ass blade, wrench it out of his hands, and then tell him to get mummy to buy him a better knife next time.
