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Do your name your guns?
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I just ended my life as a no gun and I just got this mossberg mav 88. I'm thinking of a name for it but can't think of one. Also post your's and there names.
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>>30445404
While I'm not a fucking faggot and don't name my guns, my Glock 17 is known colloquially as honest abe amongst my range friends because the serial number starts with aabe.
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>>30445404
No, I don't name inanimate objects
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usually i just call them by their brand names, unless i have two of the same brand. then, i call them by their model names. when im talking to noguns or new2guns i'll usually refer to the guns by their action type

e.g.
>the benelli
>the supernova
>the pump
would all refer to the same gun
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I call my AK Yolandi, but that's only when I'm alone.
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>>30445434
That's acualy cool
>>30445436
You're no fun.
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What about Te llamo es Lucille?
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The serial number on one of my Colt lowers starts with "NIGGA" so we all usually call it the nigga.
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>>30445404
no man, that's cheesy as hell
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>>30445488
Fucking kek
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I bet you dont have nicknames for your vehicle either? I got "truckie", "big red" and Maximilian
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>>30445404
If dubs, your shitty Maverick 88 will be called fanoopian
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>>30445404
Its a tool not a pet..did you name your hammer and all your drill bits?
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>>30445488
i would ask you to post it but im not sure thats a good idea
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>>30445404
I call my century ak the prostate tickler
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>>30445520
I'm a portion fag so I drive my aunts old truck. She named it sal because oh where she got it from. I hate that name.
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>>30445561
Fuck *poorfag*
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>>30445488
Lies
>>30445540
t. cuck
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>Walther P99 AS
Iggins
>Walther P38k
Nachtlicht
>Remigton 870
Jack
>Romy AK74
Korobushka
>Marlin Model 60
Elizabeth
>Mosin
Vasily

Still need a name for my M1 and M16 clone
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>>30445461
Why when your alone?
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>>30445404
Rolling for "Rowdy Roddy Piper"
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>>30445461
Thats so zef bro
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>>30445594
m16 "We Won Vietnam"
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>>30445404

Yes. My Enfield is named Harry.
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>>30445488
post it please i want to believe
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>>30445404
I named my Lee-Enfield "Lucy" after Lucy Pinder.
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>>30445604
Re-roll
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My AR-15 is named Anna-Belle
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>>30445488
Fucking post it faggot
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>>30445404
>ctrl-f frank
0 results

/k/ I thought you were better than this
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>>30445404
I used to do theme naming but kind of stopped after some older names lost their meanings.

Glocks: Tomo, Chidori
Berettas: Marcy, Bonnie
Saigas: The Power, CJ
AR15s: Zoey, Louis, Francis, Bill
Pump shotguns: Millie, Daisy
M1A: Cassie
MK760: Imam Sverige
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>>30445404
My Tavor is named Jinx.
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>>30445540
This guy gets it

>>30445590
>>30445701
>>30445760

Not about to post that shit here lol
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>>30445404
I call my Makarov, "Boris".
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I call my Mosin "Natalia" only because it has her name and what I presume to be the one-time owner's name (Sasha) carved into the stock.

I've always wondered the story behind it. I'll get a picture here in a sec if I can, but it says (in Russian, obviously) "Natalia, I'll see you again, Sasha" with a little Orthodox cross at the end
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>>30445808
>How do I cover the other characters
Just admit you're full of shit
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>>30445882
Not the guy you're responding to, but desu senpai I don't think there are a whole lot of lowers out there that start with NIGGA
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>>30445757
wow if you aren't an absolute faggot
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Name your $150 Mexican made Wal-Mart special Mossberg u fuckibg faggot, I bet he standing in front of his mirror holding it with a red bandana on
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>>30445886
And? He's already told us what it starts with anyway, showing a picture of those characters reveals nothing more.
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>>30445808
just cover up the other digits you already told us what it starts with
make this an epic bread
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FNX
>Mami

M&P
>Kuro

FAL
>Forte

Nugget
>Nanoka

Makes it easier to talk about over the phone in public when discussing what to bring to the range when in the presence of hipsters.
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>>30445404
>Naming guns
>Naming budget guns
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>>30446112
When I'm talking to coworkers about guns and there's mixed company nearby, I use the model numbers. To the nofuns it sounds like car parts or hardware.
>Bought an SP1 last week.
>My 92 had issues with Tula 9s.
>Which 950? I got one in 12, holds 5 plus 1.
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Name of guns.
Calico: Kerry.
Mosin:Tavi
Rem.870:JackDs
AR15 & Sawed off Shotgun: Dylan and Eric
M1911:Boner punch
Sig P229: Jesús.
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>>30445910
Um.. no I put it away
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>>30445863
I vant to see.
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