I just ended my life as a no gun and I just got this mossberg mav 88. I'm thinking of a name for it but can't think of one. Also post your's and there names.
>>30445404
While I'm not a fucking faggot and don't name my guns, my Glock 17 is known colloquially as honest abe amongst my range friends because the serial number starts with aabe.
>>30445404
No, I don't name inanimate objects
usually i just call them by their brand names, unless i have two of the same brand. then, i call them by their model names. when im talking to noguns or new2guns i'll usually refer to the guns by their action type
e.g.
>the benelli
>the supernova
>the pump
would all refer to the same gun
I call my AK Yolandi, but that's only when I'm alone.
>>30445434
That's acualy cool
>>30445436
You're no fun.
What about Te llamo es Lucille?
The serial number on one of my Colt lowers starts with "NIGGA" so we all usually call it the nigga.
>>30445404
no man, that's cheesy as hell
>>30445488
Fucking kek
I bet you dont have nicknames for your vehicle either? I got "truckie", "big red" and Maximilian
>>30445404
If dubs, your shitty Maverick 88 will be called fanoopian
>>30445404
Its a tool not a pet..did you name your hammer and all your drill bits?
>>30445488
i would ask you to post it but im not sure thats a good idea
>>30445404
I call my century ak the prostate tickler
>>30445520
I'm a portion fag so I drive my aunts old truck. She named it sal because oh where she got it from. I hate that name.
>>30445561
Fuck *poorfag*
>>30445488
Lies
>>30445540
t. cuck
>Walther P99 AS
Iggins
>Walther P38k
Nachtlicht
>Remigton 870
Jack
>Romy AK74
Korobushka
>Marlin Model 60
Elizabeth
>Mosin
Vasily
Still need a name for my M1 and M16 clone
>>30445461
Why when your alone?
>>30445404
Rolling for "Rowdy Roddy Piper"
>>30445461
Thats so zef bro
>>30445594
m16 "We Won Vietnam"
>>30445404
Yes. My Enfield is named Harry.
>>30445488
post it please i want to believe
>>30445404
I named my Lee-Enfield "Lucy" after Lucy Pinder.
>>30445604
Re-roll
My AR-15 is named Anna-Belle
>>30445488
Fucking post it faggot
>>30445404
>ctrl-f frank
0 results
/k/ I thought you were better than this
>>30445404
I used to do theme naming but kind of stopped after some older names lost their meanings.
Glocks: Tomo, Chidori
Berettas: Marcy, Bonnie
Saigas: The Power, CJ
AR15s: Zoey, Louis, Francis, Bill
Pump shotguns: Millie, Daisy
M1A: Cassie
MK760: Imam Sverige
>>30445404
My Tavor is named Jinx.
>>30445540
This guy gets it
>>30445590
>>30445701
>>30445760
Not about to post that shit here lol
>>30445404
I call my Makarov, "Boris".
I call my Mosin "Natalia" only because it has her name and what I presume to be the one-time owner's name (Sasha) carved into the stock.
I've always wondered the story behind it. I'll get a picture here in a sec if I can, but it says (in Russian, obviously) "Natalia, I'll see you again, Sasha" with a little Orthodox cross at the end
>>30445808
>How do I cover the other characters
Just admit you're full of shit
>>30445882
Not the guy you're responding to, but desu senpai I don't think there are a whole lot of lowers out there that start with NIGGA
>>30445757
wow if you aren't an absolute faggot
Name your $150 Mexican made Wal-Mart special Mossberg u fuckibg faggot, I bet he standing in front of his mirror holding it with a red bandana on
>>30445886
And? He's already told us what it starts with anyway, showing a picture of those characters reveals nothing more.
>>30445808
just cover up the other digits you already told us what it starts with
make this an epic bread
FNX
>Mami
M&P
>Kuro
FAL
>Forte
Nugget
>Nanoka
Makes it easier to talk about over the phone in public when discussing what to bring to the range when in the presence of hipsters.
>>30445404
>Naming guns
>Naming budget guns
>>30446112
When I'm talking to coworkers about guns and there's mixed company nearby, I use the model numbers. To the nofuns it sounds like car parts or hardware.
>Bought an SP1 last week.
>My 92 had issues with Tula 9s.
>Which 950? I got one in 12, holds 5 plus 1.
Name of guns.
Calico: Kerry.
Mosin:Tavi
Rem.870:JackDs
AR15 & Sawed off Shotgun: Dylan and Eric
M1911:Boner punch
Sig P229: Jesús.
>>30445910
Um.. no I put it away
>>30445863
I vant to see.