>Just give me your wallet and no one gets hurt!
what do /k/?
>>30443866
Pull down my pants and shit on his shoes
>>30443866
suck him off furiously
>>30443866
Give him my wallet.
Surprise, there's nothing inside. You can thank my ex wife for that.
>>30443866
Grab the gun because it's on safety.
Give him my wallet, is empty anyway.
Then rape him.
>white criminal
I don't believe it. I'll walk away now
Give Wallet,
>when he runs off, draw and shoot him in the back
Wew free gun!
give him wallet
if he has a fucking gun to my face I already lost and replacing some credit cards are better than a bullet to the face
>>30443895
>This is what women actually believe
>give him a my wallet which is worth more that the money inside
>wait for him to run off
>draw and shoot him in the back
>take back wallet
>call police
>>30443949
This. Toss the wallet behind him, he's more interested in the wallet than you. So when he goes to get it, magdump probbum solva in his back
>>30443891
ied wallet is delete
spooky
>>30443866
>put left hand up while reaching my right towards my back right pocket
>right hand comes up with a dark object
>surprise, it's a gun!
>use left hand to grab his gun, if possible, while shooting him
5 o'clock CC master race
>>30443949
>>30444010
>>30444017
and this is how you go to jail
>>30444026
>he lives in a state where you can't shoot people in the back
>>30443887
The only right answer
>>30444024
This is why I think I'm switching from shoulder to IWB.
>>30444026
He wasnt running away, he was running into cover anon
>>30444039
My dad when he was an investigator preferred keeping his back up in a shoulder holster, because that's the same level where his hands usually were
Insult their taste of plastic toys and pistol whip the hooligan with my steel
>>30444032
pretty sure every state has some form or fashion of use of force laws. Shooting someone in the back as they're fleeing is a crime damn near everywhere, far as I know. It is in Texas at least.
>>30444026
How will they know it's you?
>Teleport behind him
>Hold knife to his throat
>"Heh...nothing personal kid"
Give him my (empty) wallet, ask him if I can just keep my ID and driver license (pain in the ass to remade them) and ask him to not kill me too.
Such is life when your country don't want you to defend yourself
>>30444111
Not so fast kiddo
>>30443866
>Take my wallet, my life, anything I just don't care anymore
>>30443866
Give him the wallet and cancel everything.
>20xx
>carrying cash
>mfw
>>30443893
Hahaha, AHHHHHHH
>>30443866
Hand him my fake wallet.
>>30444026
The guy had a gun pointed at me.
Just because he stopped for a few seconds doesn't magically make him exempt from getting pumped full of lead.
>Tell him ok
>reach back slowly for my wallet
>shove shitty walther pistol out of my face
>draw mighty Sig P220
>remove his pelvis with .45 cal hallow points
>>30444241
I'm not the only one who carries a fake wallet sweet
>>30444026
Just walk away. There already aren't any witnesses
>>30443895
That file name
>>30443866
>drop to tactical dick sucking postiontion
>operate the shit out of his dingaling
>moment of climax I make my move
>grab gun, bite dick, shoot him
>spit his own semen in his face as I take HIS wallet
It's a win-win really.
>>30444125
B-BAKANA
O-OUGOKEN!
>>30443866
I'm poor as fuck.
>>30443866
>>30443895
>That's my purse!
>I don't know you!
>give him wallet
>let him leave building/turn around
>put on own ski-mask
>draw CCW
>run up behind him
>Just give me your wallet and nobody gets hurt!
oh how the tides have changed
>>30443866
>give wallet
>wait for him to turn his back to me and walk away
>shoot him in the back
>get my wallet back
>pick up my spent cases
>walk home as if nothing happened
>>30446117
Topkek
"HOW DARE YOU THREATEN ONE OF GOD'S CHOSEN, GOY!" as I raise his monthly rent and his insurance rates.
>>30443866
>>30444026
Give him wallet
When he turns around and starts away, draw your ccw and yell "hey, pussy, you forgot something!"
When he turns around, mag dump into his chest.
Take a hostages ND demand Xi gives me xur wallet or no one gets hurt
>>30443866
>panic & bitch out
>pull out wallet
>shake like a sissy
>drop wallet in his direction
>back away pleading with one hand up
>he reaches for the wallet
>use other hand to draw CCW and magdump
>retrieve wallet & spent cases
>leave
Throw my massive amount of coinage at him and run away
>>30443866
Faint.
>>30443866
>>30443866
jokes on you faggot I'm broke and unemployed.
>>30443866
Would it be a good idea to carry a dummy wallet that contains those fake credit cards you get in the mail?
Also have fake money with the laughing Orson Welles face that says "AHAHAHAHAHAH FAGGOT"
>>30443866
From precedent, how stupid would it be to say I'll give him all my cash, then half-smile and say "but can I keep the wallet with my ID and cards? I don't want to sit around at the DMV..."
>>30446117
this
>>30444024
You shoot him once and he reflexively pulls the trigger from pain. Congrats, you just got shot over 50-300$.
>>30443866
>p-please don't shoot me! J-just t-take it easy man... one s-second
>unzip fanny pack
>fire 3 rounds from inside
>whip gat out causing dozens of loose boolits to fling out and scatter on the ground
>hold said gat sideways and threaten to dick pop the fool if he doesn't get down
>call my ma
>call police
>>30446117
You were in the carjacker thread the other day too I assume
>>30443866
>pretend to get wallet
>pull out muh gun
>shoot him alot
>draw a penis on his forehead
>become range buddies with cops
>>30446302
>retrieve spent cases
Revolver master race here, feels god not leaving any evidence
>>30443893
Kek
shoot me.
>>30448491
HERE I AM
SHOOT ME
>>30443866
pull out my edc deactivated grenade pull pin , tell him to run
>>30446167
Pft.. Nothing personal, kid.
>>30448515
>A target too small to shoot.
drawing on a drawn gun is fucking stupid
>>30443866
I carry all my money in one cent coins. Therefore i start taking handfuls of coinage out of all my pockets and my bag while screaming "IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT", tossing it at him should he not be confused enough already.
>>30443866
>pull out CCW
>put in mag
>rack slide
>shoot
>>30443866
Laugh at his very poorly manufactured pistol. I mean look at the canyons between the frame and slide.
>already has a gun on me
>seems in control of himself
I hand him my fake wallet with some cash in it and wait to see how it plays out. If he turns and goes then okay, I can lose $20. If he hangs around then I go for my carry and pray.
>>30448605
What fun is that holy shit it's adorable
>>30449443
Do you really not know what a derringer is?
>>30448605
good lord, that toddler is a menace.
>>30444085
False. You can absolutely unload into someone's ass
You just have to justify lethal force on someone that wasn't even facing you.
>>30444499
>2016
>using tobaccy
Stop it anon, I dipped and smoked for years. (Never even pussy pouches like yours) it isn't worth it
>>30443902
Witnesed.
Mozambique his ass
>>30444111
Small hand...makes sense his moniker is little finger.
Though his face seems like X-Box Braces Ginger.
>>30443866
Hand over the wallet-shaped thermite charge with the 5 second fuse. Gives him just enough time to stuff it in a pocket, then it's showtime.
>>30444499
>2016
>trying to sound tough by shit talking pouches
>>30449701
I liked to get my cancer like a real man. Suckin on pouches is like smoking a filtered cigarette.
>>30443866
Give him the fucking wallet.
If I'm armed and he doesn't disarm me. When he walks away I pull on him. Tell him to give me my shit back, and the gun(if it's not a piece of shit) and we all pretend like nothing ever happened. I might even be nice enough to "buy" it off him for some chump change. Poor fucker is robbing me but doesn't kill me? shouldn't leave entirely empty handed. At least leave him enough money to buy a rope or some bleach.
>>30449701
But forreals anon, give it up. It's not worth it
>>30450020
Keep in mind that is classified as an AOW by the ATF https://www.atf.gov/firearms/firearms-guide-identification-firearms-section-9
>>30444241
Shit, that's honestly not a bad idea
>>30449196
*shoots finger guns at anon*
I give him my prop wallet which is small home made explosive disguised as a wallet that's locked in place. Detonate it while he's running.
>>30443866
Give wallet. It's full of Canadian dollars, so he'll probably feel sorry for me and give me some change for the bus.
>>30448003
the last gunpoint robbery I have first-hand account of IRL basically went down like this:
>mark walking down street
>van pulls up along side him
>wild nig gets out if the van with a gun
>demands the mark empty his pockets and just walk away.
basically, you're not going to get "gimme your wallet". you're gonna get "break yo shit foo' and run yo pockets".
you deviate, you get shot.
>>30443866
HURT ME, SNAKE, HURT ME MORE
>>30449588
easy, as soon as he turned back around, you'd have been shot- how many times have you heard of victims getting blasted after complying with a mugger?
too many times not to keep yourself safe if it ever happens to you
>>30449469
Lmao that is not a Derringer you fuck.
>>30449443
It's a NAA something or other.
>>30443866
I pull out the .410 shotshells marked "Fish" and "Cum", giggle maniacally, piss myself, and load them into my derringer
>>30448527
I now have a legitimate reason to carry a dummy grenade.
>>30449890
I'm working on quitting anyways shits expensive and I just got a girlfriends who hates the habit
>Just give me your wallet and no one gets hurt!
>Oh thank god, do it. Pull the trigger.
>Wha?
>My life is miserable and empty, please kill me
>Uh, I just want your money, I don't-
>Fine, take it, consider it payment. JUST SHOOT ME. PLEASE.
>>30443893
>>30443866
his safety is on, gun him down ez
Start fellating the barrel to confuse him and then overpower him
>>30443893
If you're going to places where melanin enhanced gentlemen reside, carry a cheap spare, empty wallet, maybe with some used up gift cards in it.
Either they don't check it at all (or only check enough to see that it has cards), or they focus on checking it and you have time to go for your own gun.
>>30443866
Give retard my wallet. I have less than 5 bucks in it at all times and will cancel my card
>>30446164
Underrated.
>>30443893
This.
Hope he enjoys my $3 in dollar bills. First call (Well, after to the police, of course) will be to my bank to cancel my cards, then to my insurance provider to get new cards, then I'll have to drag my ass to the DMV to get a new license which might suck.
Meanwhile, he gets caught and sentenced to a lengthy sentence for robbery with a dangerous weapon. How you enjoyed those three dollars, cunt.
>give me the wallet
>but I don't have any pockets sir
>he looks down to confirm
>I have my raging erection in my hand
>ask if he's the dude I hired on Craigslist for my mugger rape fetishes
>he says no and that he'll kill me
>"oh good you havent used the safe word yet, wanna tongue my fart box Mr robber?"
>pull out my dragon dido
>oh please don't rape me into submission you evil criminal scum!
>he can see my huge grin and crusted shit on the dildo
>he just walks away to rethink his choices in life
>I tell him I'll send him another email later then if he's not up for it
>>30449469
It's not a derringer you dingus
>>30443866
Give him my wallet, then shoot him in the back because Texas
>>30444085
Absolutely false.
Texas penal code specifically states that you can shoot a fleeing felon to prevent them from getting away.
>>30449588
I have unloaded into many asses... ask your mom
>>30452279
Do they usually check your wallet right in front of you? what happens if they see your cchp?
>>30452760
If they're fucking with your wallet then they're distracted and can't possibly be holding their gun properly.
>>30444111
>pshh...im a big guy
Seriously, though.
What would be the legality of like, having a fake wallet with essentially a small flashbang or equivalent in it? Maybe one of those paint bombs from banks, or that fancy crowd control paint shit they use to make rioters in Europe?
Fucker either opens it right there and gets blinded for a sec while you look away, or opens it later and gets marked by it?
Probably a really fucking stupid idea. Haven't slept.
>>30449513
Thanks for the early morning kek
>>30443866
i dont carry a wallet
Cooperate with the gentleman as he is less likely to hurt me. I'll call the police afterwards and give them a detailed description. After all it's their job
>>30449513
He's up there with Florida man
>>30452888
Just have a gun in it. When you "open it to pull out the money" you just blast the dude through it. That's what pic related is for, and it's effective, according to some guy I met.
>>30453396
But some ACME tier trapped wallet shit would be so much more satisfying.
>>30452279
Wait that's actually a great fucking idea.
Except they'll stab//shoot you as soon as you put your hands down.
>>30448629
>drawing on a drawn gun is fucking stupid
No shit. You mess up the original drawing.
>>30453396
My dad rocks a pocket .38 for just such a reason.
>>30443866
>Give him my wallet
>Wait until he turns around
>Hurt him
>Kick him while he's down because he lied
Give him my decoy wallet with $10 and fake cards in it.
>>30453513
Guerilla wallets:
>filled with viscous adhesive that instantly bonds to skin
>filled with stinky substance
>tear gas module disguised as stacked credit cards
>bills laced with DMSO and LSD
>razors between bills
>needles & irukandji venom between bills
>WP lining, ignites when bills are removed
>lined with 1/2 ounce of C4 and BBs, detonates when bills are removed
