What would you give your THICC qt3.14 to shoot for her first time at the range?
My dick on her tits
>>30435254
/thread
>>30435254
Answer the question shitlord
>>30435239
Besides too many tats she's not even a thick girl by my standards.
Thick to me = hipster slang for chubby girls. She's nice and curvy with a slender mid section. I like curves on a woman's body. But I'm straight so in the minority here on /k/.
AR-15
>lightweight
>light recoil
>red dot sight should be pretty easy to use and she should start getting hits fast
>BONUS: she sees the tiny bullets it shoots and learns its super easy to use even for a girl and is enlightened about how it's a good choice for self defense and not a scurry black rifle.
>>30435435
I like to think the people who cream themselves over all of the traps are doing it ironically. It's probably not true, but I like o think that's how it goes.
>>30435239
I don't anything in .22, so I usually let them shoot my model 10. .38's not that powerful anyway and the metal frame can soak up a lot of the recoil.
>>30435254
>not her dick on my tits
This isn't /k/ related at all
.45-70 loaded with buffalo bore 3600ftlb 405gr ammo
>>30436396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_4OfD-wmGs
>>30435239
I'd give her the d-erringer.
>>30436252
>I like to think the people who cream themselves over all of the traps are doing it ironically
You're probably pot on with that, but if I see a nice ass and it just so happens to be male, I won't feel bad about jacking off to it. Folks is different I guess.
>>30436584
*spot on
>>30436252
No, we're real. And it's like a horrible addiction here is how it went for me (and likely others)
1. >you guys are fags, you are fapping to a dude in a dress
2. >Well damn, er, shit, he's kind of pretty
3. >i would fuck the shit out of "her." Dat ass tho.
4. >trap lover here, post feminine cawke
5. >you know what? I could do this!
6. >tranny here, what do you boys think of my cute lil bulge? <3 <3
>>30437344
Shit I'm at stage 2
>>30436252
I'm bisexual, and I don't like trap porn. Different folks, I guess.
.22 pistol or rifle
Gave my qt a dirty range rental 10/22 Target that she couldn't lift (lol 8lb carbine). She had to sit and shoot it rested but loved it, especially the last mag where it went full-retard and dumped 7 rounds at 1100rpm.
>>30435239
Her overall look says edgy 50s-inspired hipster. The tats say liberal whore.
Give her an SKS and a little Soviet flag to wave around.
>>30437344
I vacillate between 4 and 1. crossdressers are ghey as fuck so 2 is right out, but trannies can be cute as long as they don't say a word.
>>30438506
>crossdressers are ghey
>but trannies can be cute
What's the difference?
>>30438905
A crossdresser is just a dude wearing women's clothing
A tranny actually wants to be a woman so they're often otherwise more feminine-looking, may or may not have had cosmetic surgery or be taking hormones, wearing makeup, etc. They go out of their way to look more like a woman and not just a dude in drag.
>>30438933
But the tranny still has a dick, at least with the crossdresser they're not false advertising anything.
>>30439000
So the dude who's obviously a dude is the less gay option?
Barrett so i can watch dem titties jiggle
>>30439395
I don't get this 'hierarchy of gay'. You're fucking a dude, how can you argue it's not gay?
>>30439552
Gay ppl don't even like trannys, because they are too much like girls
>>30435239
A higher resolution camera.
>>30437344
Dick or gtfo
>>30441007
>because they are too much like girls
And have shitloads more mental disorders than gays do.
>>30438494
>Her.
>He doesn't know who Bailey Jay is.
That's a man baby!
>>30441017
Zing!
>>30435239
h-e-a-d-s-h-o-t
>>30435239
No idea, because I don't any thicc gals (although I wish I did because >muh dik).
I did however promise a cute little blonde I'd take her to the range. I'll probably have her shoot my grandpappy's 16 gauge first.
>>30435239
Glock 19
>>30438069
every healthy heterosexual male is at stage 2.
Otherwise they wouldn't be called traps, they'd just be called ugly cross dressers
>>30441044
She's a beautiful young lady.
>>30438069
Stage 6 here.
>>30441032
You phobes are all shit talkers until you're taking turns fucking my ass at the range while I'm bent over a shooting bench.
>>30441200
Boast benis :-DDD
>tattoos
disgusting
>tattoos visible in shorts and t shirt
disgusting
>>30441248
pls
>>30441044
>Idt thats bailey.
>>30437344
Holy shit, just admit you're gay.
1. Traps are NEVER pretty. At most they are in the uncanny valley between man and woman, but usually you just see it's a guy in makeup.
2. They don't have great asses. As before, there is again an uncanny valley between a real woman's ass an a man's ass.
>>30441271
Isn't Bailey balding now?
>>30441255
>>30441276
If you cant tell its a man, then its better looking than a lot of real women.
>I thought for sure one of my co workers was a guy trying to loom like a chick.
>Nope, it was just a really manish/ugly chick.
She wasnt even a dyke. Just ugly as sin.
>>30441288
Pls
>>30441280
Seems plausible.
>>30441312
heh
>>30441276
You've probably swooned over a trap and didn't even know it.
>>30441358
That's not a trap tho...
>>30441296
>>30441370
>>30441386
If the thighs ain't thicc she don't get the dicc
>>30441395
Go back to Africa.
>tfw have never touched boobs or ass
>>30441276
I'm not gay. I'm trans. Trap threads are the gateway drug. Letting everyone know that you are like totally straight and they are super gay by pointing out the trap has a benis is the first step. I'll see you in a couple of years, bby <3 ;) <3
>>30441442
>2 years
>guaranteed hookup
lucky
>>30441312
That's a prominent widows peak.
>>30441442
>I'm not gay, I'm crazy
well glad we've cleared that up
>>30441465
Not a guaranteed hookup, just, a likelihood they may give in and become a trap like me. But sure, traps end up together ALL THE TIME.
>>30441500
Not her, but remember you said that when you're vigorously jacking off to bear porn later.
>>30441508
You're just making it hotter.
>>30441510
I'm actually gay. Trannies are crazy. They believe they are something they are objectively not.
>>30441508
Because normal people are not crazy, as a general rule.
>>30441514
See what I mean? Gay people really aren't into traps. If you like traps you are probably bi, but not gay.
>>30441527
Whether I'm attracted to trannies or not is irrelevant (I'm not, generally, but that's mostly because of the butchered approximations of the female voice they attempt. Morphologically they're still more or less male). The problem with trannies is that they are crazy.
>>30441531
Yeah, the problem with bad tranny voices is they sound too much like a gayfag lisp
>>30435239
A salad
>>30441539
Barring surgery, a man cannot give himself female vocal chords. He can approximate the female voice by raising his resting tone a few steps and speaking breathily to such an extent that the added overtones of the male chords are drowned out in the vocal equivalent of static, but the illusion evaporates swiftly whenever he reacts with vocal excitement to something in his environment. At that point, either the heavy texture of the top of his modal or the flutelike timbre of a male falsetto come out and the illusion is broken.
And again, as I repeat for the umpteenth time, trannies are crazy.
>>30435239
I've been starting girls out with a G42 or G43 lately... its small enough for their hands and is easy enough to shoot. I also start them off with a steel target @ 10 yards.
They tend to do pretty well.
>>30435239
I'd be happy to just have a range. I hate driving an hour just to shoot. :(
>>30441560
Some of that surgery is pretty amazing, tho.
>>30441592
For the voice? I wouldn't know, I've never heard it. I'd imagine it's better than the abominable genital surgery.
>>30441514
Yeah, I know who you are IRL. I just want you to remember that when you're vigorously jacking off to bear porn later.
>>30441560
Trannies are sick in the mind, I'm with you on that.
But you are a fucking nerd.
>>30441598
liek the snowman? wut?
>>30441600
>Yeah, I know who you are IRL
Well you've misidentified my preferred porn genre so I'm pretty unconvinced of that.
>>30441604
I'm a linguist and a terrible singer, the human voice is among the few things I know anything at all about.
>>30441605
Abominable just means bad. Very bad.
>>30441615
*WHEN*
**WHEN** YOU'RE VIGOROUSLY JACKING OFF TO BEAR PORN. ****WHEN****
NOT "AS YOU ALWAYS DO"
>>30441615
>preferred porn genre
So tranny porn?
Sissy hypno?
>>30441633
Not buying it. Give me one identifying characteristic. First name, approximate location, etc.
>>30441638
Anon seems to think he/she/it knows who I am so I'd rather not share that until he/she/it makes more guesses, because this is kind of funny.
>>30441622
Why did you fall for that. If someone is really that stupid you should ignore or belittle them, not help them.
>>30441647
That seems rude.
>>30441643
OBVIOUSLY I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE AND I'M JUST TROLLING YOU POORLY BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO
seriously. Seriously, that's the truth.
>>30441666
Well you're not very good at it.
>>30435539
>ar15
Way to go /k/omrade. Give her PTSD on your first date.
>>30441652
>>30441676
Exactly, no reason to make things even worse for him, right?
>>30441669
I'M NOT EVEN TRYING
>>30441681
Your parents would probably be disappointed in you, you should respect your work more.
>>30435239
Colt SAA
>Not so much recoil that she punches herself in the face
>Still enough that she's impressed I one-hand it
>Bitches love Clint Eastwood
>>30435239
The first gun my wife ever shot was a Glock 21 with an Advantage Arms .22lr adapter. After several magazines she was doing well. I put the original slide back on and let her try .45 auto. She didn't like the recoil but got all 14 shots on paper.
Later I let her use a Sub2000 and she cored out the 10 ring at 10 yards. She likes my M16A1 clone too.
>>30441695
>falling for the marriage meme
>>30441686
WELL WHY SHOULD I? LIFE IS ESSENTIALLY MEANINGLESS, AND IT'S NOT LIKE THEY EVER ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO BE HERE. NOTHING REALLY MATTERS EXCEPT DISTRACTING ONESELF FROM THAT FACT.
>>30441700
Nihilism is an unfalsifiable philosophical position so I won't try to talk you out of it. It is impossible. But if you put passion and energy into your work you will find satisfaction in this vacuous life.
>>30441698
>not outbreeding normies
>>30441720
That's easy since white people don't breed. Good luck outbreeding the shitskin legions.
OP asks about what gun for qt3.14
91 posts in this thread.
Only 11 of them are about guns.
>>30441725
The fifth reply was correct and everyone knows it. Shitposting is all left to do.
>>30441704
YES YES ALBERT CAMUS AND THE MEANING FOUND IN THE PURSUIT OF MEANING, AND YET ALL THAT EFFORT IS STILL ESSENTIALLY DISTRACTION.
TRAPS NO MORE MENTALLY ILL THAN YOU.
I BROKE MY CAPS LOCK KEY.
>>30441736
Yeah, it's distraction. Get better at distracting yourself. Otherwise your life is going to suck until you become a gun suicide statistic.
Trannies are still crazy.
I'd try to get that fixed.
BRB KEYBOARD
>>30441615
>linguist
Are you the one that had me vocaroo my voice a couple months ago?
>>30441763
Only if you are ivy.
are we just posting stupid shit now?
>>30441769
Are you going to suggest a gun for OP or not?
>>30441724
>implying I'm white
>>30441768
Heh, yeah i came back a couple days ago after a short hiatus and now i am posting anon for a while
>>30441817
That is probably wise. Is the creature on the left a man or a eunuch?
>>30441794
well, he already has an answer in the first ten posts, the AR. not really a point in keeping this argument going, is it?
>>30441827
She is trans. Be nice tho, I love that girl
>>30441834
Right, eunuch. Is this the one with the formaldehyde testes?
>>30441843
Well damn...
But no, not her.
>>30441857
Satisfy my morbid curiosity for a minute. Operating under the assumption that your previous beau, of the preservative soaked danglers, is no longer with you—did those accompany his departure or did you hold onto them as a keepsake?
>>30441869
They belong to her and they stay with her. Like i said before, I don''t touch those things
>>30441922
Did you ever ask him why he held onto those?
I'm at least reasonably sure you can't buyers remorse SRS.
>>30441437
Why the hell not? I have a friend who weighs over 400 pounds and he has a gf. Just fucking talk to them, all they want is attention.
>>30441936
I asked her, she doesn't know. No regrets though. Thank god it wasn't for some of the sick shit I have heard of people doing after their orchiectomy
this thread:
>what gun to give a woman as a first on a range?
>don't know man.. those traps tho
>>30441995
We know what's important.
>>30441437
>iktf, except i want to touch a skinny trap's ass and little girl titties
I have fucked a girl before but she was fat and kind of turned me off of "thicc" women.
>>30441437
>>30441942
I'm fairly unremarkable looking and have tried to get >gf but it never goes beyond first not-a-date or a brief text exchange. How does a walrus pull this off?
>>30442474
Try a trap! Seriously, traps and trannies are desperate for attention and are easy as fuck. I used to fuck with them for a while until I became more confident and graduated to real girls.
It's not gay, it's practice
>>30442572
It's still gay. Fucking a man is gay. Nothing wrong with being gay, just don't delude yourself.
>>30435239
depends on her personality and what i can gage for her responsibility. first time for all chicks would be as follows:
Full retard/"Like OMG anon is this like call of battlefield?" = Cork gun to distract her as i run before she somehow harms someone and the cops peg me as an assailant.
Curious but hasent even handeled a cap gun/"S-so what happenes?" or a small frame=.22 starter or .22 mag/lr leaver at most.
Start slow and build up as she gets comfortable and more interested.
Competent/"Sure, ill give it a try" with a nonskeleton build=5.56 - 7.62 and see how she likes it from there, offer for her to chose what rifle/shotgun she would like to try next once she gets the first time suprise out of her system.
Then possibly introduce pistols if we go again or a 9mm Mauser is she is really up to it. Let her have her selection and explore on her own.
Is wearing a good shirt and jeans, or tight fitting cargo shorts when i pick her up. saying: "Always loaded, Always down range, Finger off trigger" upon entry to car = She gets my dick, a ring, and possibly my asshole.
>>30441942
Because I'm a fucking asshole who hardly deserves something like that.
Also I like to think of it like this. Let's imagine I get a girl. I'd probably feel like shit because I like the girl and being with her would mean she is missing out on a very likely better guy for her. I fucking hate it when I see pretty and nice girls with idiots like me.
That and I don't have the guts to ask anyone out. And seeing as I am 25 and never even kissed a girl, getting a girl is very very unlikely.
>>30435239
>>30435365
Eat shit and die
>>30442785
Why do you think you are such an asshole and an idiot? Stop! Let the grill be the judge of that
What would you give your THICC DICC qt3.14 to shoot for her first time at the range?
>>30441402
>>30441402
Ooga booga where da thicc white wimminx at?
>>30435239
I start all new shooters on 22.
Why not make sure they start with proper technique? Once they seem to understand good grip, stance, and trigger control, they will do better with a 9mm or whatever.
>>30441817
qt as fuck.
I came out to my gf recently as a bi cd, feels good man.
>>30444882
Thank you!
Most here don't think so though lol
The qt with the blacked out face likes me tho, and that's all I care about rite now <3
Also, how did your gf take it??
>>30445689
Most people here are either gay or don't know they're gay yet.
She took it well, really cool about it, very supportive. She thinks it's cute, even.
Love that dress, btw.
>>30441358
thats why theyre called traps.
>>30445812
Aww, she sounds like a good gf.
Thanks! Me and her got matching dresses and we were SOO cute together
>>30435239
i-i only have a highpoint...
ITT: Mental illness on parade.
>>30446023
thx, ily too bby ;)
Start with a .22 handgun. Then a large .357 or .38 special revolver. Then a 9mm. Skip .380 entirely unless it's a Glock 42.
>>30445981
Hi point works, then you don't have to worry about her (or him??) fucking it up
How could a thread about straight girls and guns turn into a trap/tranny thread?
>>30446530
You're on >>>/k/ , that's how
>>30446530
It's /k/?
>>30446551
So what? I also have a trap fetish and yet am able to talk random off topic shit without including traps
I find tall traps hot desu
>>30446595
How else do you keep out the normies?
>>30446530
Where exactly do you think you are?
>>30446595
Weird things in every thread is 4chan's immune system against normies, this is basic shit
>>30446642
I am just (slightly positively) surprised that it didn't turn into a furry thread
>>30446668
Most normies are SJW who supports trannys tho
I just wanna fug them
and support them with their shooting hobby for sure
>>30435239
What the fuck is with all the the thick girl threads on /k/ lately and how the fuck did my dick get out of my pants?
>>30446739
>how the fuck did my dick get out of my pants?
you dont browse 4chan with dick in hand?
>>30446739
You wear pants when browsing /k/?
>>30446866
>>30441370
another anon here
I think you are right
http://clefchan.deviantart.com/gallery/5731713/Cosplay?offset=24
>>30447118
>piss poor weapon handling
Yup, it's a girl
>>30446595
Um, hi
I'm a tall trap
>>30449267
post legs.
>>30435254
fpbp
>>30451504
Oh my god, I am away for like 2 damn minutes and you are already trying to steal and NTR MY traps!
>>30449267
Yeah, post legs pls
This man needs his vengeance! Somone help him!
>>30435435
>>Thick to me = hipster slang for chubby girls
>>She's nice and curvy with a slender mid section.
>> slender mid section.
>> I like curves on a woman's body.
>> She's nice and curvy
>>I like curves
>>curvy
Are you fucking retarded? If you want a girl with "Curves" on her hips, "Curves" on her stomach, "Curves" on her chest, etc... then anon you dont want a thic curvy girl you want a fat cow.
>>30436252
We are supposed to only fuck the boipussy ironically?
Well shit, I need to make a phone call.
>>30442702
It's only gay if YOU get penetrated.
>>30451504
>>30452688
I can't atm I'm at work, maybe later today
>>30453097
Holy shit you're retarded. He meant he likes girl in OP's pic because she's not "thick". Go get a brain scarecrow.
>>30453237
Oh well, maybe you can tell us something about trap life.
Are you a real trap by the definition? Or just some guy who looks 100% male who happens to wear skirts and shit?
>>30454238
Back.
I'm the anon you were talking to. I'm trans.
life sucks in my line of work, but it's getting better.
Forgive my ugly hair, I had to grow the little I have with a painstaking process of hiding it while in uniform every day with lots of grease until about 3 weeks ago, and now i have to keep it off my eyebrows which looks stupid
>>30455042
Welp
You don't look tall at all heh
>>30455312
Like i said, Tall for a girl, but not for a guy. I'm 6'0"
Here is an older one lol
>>30455042
Ivy drives one of them old early-00 Hyundai Accent hatchback Coupe's, shouldnt be too hard to find her now....
>degenerate fuckin scum.
>>30455345
Yup, that looks pretty swell
Aand I also think your hair looked a bit better back then
Oh well, I see you indeed have lots of potential to become a cute succubus
>>30455380
That wasn't real hair back then, my hair is stupid looking right now because I am growing it out for the first time
>>30455373
Get my license plate and you may have a chance
You want to cuddle?
>>30455489
How long will it take until your hair grows and looks normal/good?
Is it hormone related?
>>30437344
I'm at 4
I identify as straight but admit im a fuckin faggot for jacknig off to trap porn
>>30435239
My P-32
Mine likes my ruger 10/22, but she's also confident with the AR15 and 9mm handguns.
>tfw I finally found the "one" that I can share my love of guns with
>>30455616
Oh no, the reason it is short is because I had to suffer under male standards for a long time, and I only had as much hair as I could hide with various pomades while in uniform.
It is a lot softer and nicer since hormones though, I just need time to let it grow
>>30455345
AFSC?
>>30455042
God you make me sick. This whole tranny acceptence thing in the military thing has gone too far.
To be fair, I don't care about how you want to do things outside of the uniform. But don't join the fucking military and then make it change to suit your gender identity disorder.
This tranny military meme needs to stop.
>tfw my DD-214 keeps me safe at night
>Been out 5 years.
>1W051 btw.
>>30455669
I wish you good luck with your hair, Ivy
Will cuddle with you soon, don't worry
>>30455675
3P071
Its on the function badge lol
;_;
;_;
;_;
>>30455698
Too late bruh, been in over 11 years :)
>>30455715
Thanks! What state? Are you cute??
>>30455345
You're cute. Would smash
>>30455721
> Are you cute??
I am THICC :^)
Just kidding, I'm your avarage 6 feet'ish tall non skinny guy with wide shoulders who doesn't look like a complete retard.
I am surely above 6/10, but don't know quite where
>>30455739
Seconding at the pic
How do you even encounter traps? Don't think I've ever seen one. If spotted, how to approach?
>>30456347
Traps aren't traps outside
They mostly crossdress and stuff at home
I also never saw a real trap outside sadly
>>30455838
Where are you from, for cuddling purposes?
>>30456347
The internet.
>>30456382
The only ones you will really see outside are the trans ones
>>30456436
>The internet.
Explain. Like dating sites? Do traps just like occasional hook ups or are they in for long term?
>>30456506
I have met 3 on 4chan.
1 on /lgbt/, 1 on /k/, and 1 on /pol/.
And a few on fb as well. We have about as much variation as anyone else. As for me, I like long term, even if only long term fwb. I cannot into strangers
>>30456548
Don't have Facebook, but I think I'd know how to find them. As for the sex, how's it compared to just 'normal' sex? Any other Anons weigh in?
>>30456436
Yeah, I always had the suspicion that there are no traps outside and only trans.
But now I am sure about it
>>30456506
I met 3 on /k/ alone, and some more on other boards. And I even found them by visiting it the first time
And I always had a pretty good start with them
The easiest way to acquire traps is to show that you are into traps, so you get the Attention of traps
Then you say something nice to them for their interest.
Describe yourself as a tall but comfy guy who is into cuddling and tall traps with nice legs and legwear.
Afterwards you try to get their information about their Steam or Facebook account for the action
I personally always fail at the last step because I am a coward and idiot, but I try to fix that...
>>30456596
Sex for me is more about the feelings anyway so it really depends on the individual
It's probably the same but one important thing to note is : traps on HRT smell like girls traps not on HRT smell like boys
>>30456639
True, but passing trans girls are traps too. People saying there is a difference is something that came along later. Most of the traps from the early 4chan days were trans girls on HRT, including line trap herself
Don't fail then. What's your email??
>>30456694
I mostly fail because I don't have a real Facebook account haha
One of my e-mails is [email protected]
>>30441673
Give her a pink one.
>>30441513
I'd stroke her butt, if you get what I'm saying.
>>30435239
.44 mag
