Is sending soldiers "care packages" filled with gay porn and dildos treason?
>>30431507
Nope.
You just armed servicemen with shitloads of pranks&antics-material.
>>30431507
I guess they could trade them to someone who's into that.
>>30431532
This.
People are shooting at them, they're not going to start crying like a tumblr feminist.
>>30431507
I guess you could wipe your ass with the paper and beat...uh interrogate prisoners with the artificial dongs.
So like if I just mailed a box of Dragon dildos and flesh lights as a care package it would be considered a "good thing"?
>>30431567
Yes
Oh my fuck, that would be great.
Of course next thing you know someone would take it too far and there would be a big scandal when some dumbass gets caught sodomizing a hadji prisoner with a massive horsecock.
>>30431567
90% chance it would be intercepted.
When I was deployed I asked my brother to send me a box full of dildos for >>30431544 exact purpose. The suction cup ones were especially useful, we would stick them on the inside of Humvee's windshields so it would be right in the driver's face when he got in.
We also put some in people's luggage when they were out processing Kandahar Air Base, which required going through a metal detector. We'd tape pieces of metal to the dildo so they'd trip the sensor and have it pulled out in front of everyone.
>>30431507
>the military
>not loving cocks
platonically of course.
>>30431567
>>30431603
As far as fleshlights, they'd get filthy with use. Send a crate full of those tengu eggs though, and you'd be everyone's hero. You'd have soldiers tracking you down when they get home to thank YOU for YOUR service.
>>30431617
Wrong.
>>30431507
Depends on the unit. If it goes to some pogue assed logistics unit, they might not find it as funny... but you send a box of dicks & Blue Boy to a bunch of linedogs, shit you've made their day. Some of them in more than one way...
When I deployed during Clinton era for Joint Endeavor one of the dudes in my company got a blow up sheep sent to him. Became his platoon's mascot. 4th platoon was normal and picked up a stray dog.
>>30431642
Are they single or multiple use?
>>30431631
>trip the sensor and have it pulled out in front of everyone.
buddyfucker in all senses of the word, lmao
>>30431705
I think a few uses, but for the most part disposable.
>>30431705
Single use design but multiple with a little cleaning & lube. /jp/ onahole thread has more info I am sure.
>>30431660
POGs have the exact same sense of humor chief. If I got a box of dildos they'd find their way into everything, even my bayonet mount.
>>30431742
That might be true, but POG SNCOs and Officunts tend to have no humor whatsoever.
>>30431507
who is this seminal seeker?
Why doesn't the army issue mastibatory aids?
>>30431861
That would have to be funded through the military budget and the religious parts of Congress would try to fire every general that recommended it.
>>30431861
>mastibatory aids
you mean like lotion and porn mags? that's all at the px
>>30432357
muh moral
>>30432381
over 20 lbs of pussy and ass
>>30431507
...you have no idea how much we would utalize that. My wife sent me like 20 sheets of googly eye stickers in various sizes, up to pie plate. A little bit of adhesive later, and our munitions were ready for war. The toilets, coffee machines, urinals, doors, sleeping servicemen, and a few corpses were also...ready for war. If you were in Bagram in 2010 and saw googly eyes all the fuck over, you are welcome for your service.
#dictodactyl
>>30431507
Yes
>>30431818
Adorable liberal feminist lesbian from buzzfeed
>>30433380
d...does she like guns...
>>30432357
We should have a petition to make the government provide every soldier with a sex toy. Say it will improve moral and lower rates of rape
>that fucking pog with over 20 lbs of pussy and ass
>armorer has to check to make sure every toy is clean before you give it back
>Joe in the marines is stuck with a cum sock from the first gulf war
>>30431507
man, pixie cuts make me rock hard. I don't carry how much of a carpet muncher she is, I'd send her straight to pound town
>>30433556
>We should have a petition to make the government provide every soldier with a sex toy
As a former infantryman I've heard about pogs and nasty pog bitch fucking. Now Infantry and combat arms get women. So all do get issued sex toys now.
>>30433507
>liberal
>feminist
>buzzfeed
gee i dunno anon she probably loves them and goes shooting every weekend
![1901084-jubilee_025[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/F5wRzoM.jpg "1901084-jubilee_025[1].jpg")
>>30433721
She reminds me of Jubilee
>>30433778
>mfw alison bagg replied to my tweet
>>30433778
pls no bully, you don't know her
>>30433811
>>mfw alison bagg replied to my tweet
holy shit someone actually tracked her down and doxxed her, lmao
>>30433895
It isn't really doxing when she puts her name and twitter account on fucking buzzfeed
>>30431633
Fucking 1-64?
>>30431532
Thisx1k
>>30433895
By the way she is a 34 A cup size and refuses to wear a bra
>>30433972
>34A
that's adorable
>>30431631
Fucking 40000000 keks.
>>30431631
>Metal detector goes off
>Have to pull out bright pink floppy dildo out in front of everyone
>>30433972
bruh....
![grid-cell-11113-1444077809-0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3Ncr3nA.jpg "grid-cell-11113-1444077809-0[1].jpg")
>>30434551
Once again she posted it on fucking buzzfeed
>>30431642
Hmm a friend has a brother in the service currently. I have another friend who has connections at a sex shop. My new credit card has a limit of 10K.
Hmmmm
>>30432732
I'm doing this. Googly eyes. Fucked up/cutesy/porn stickers. Sex toys. Crisco. Votive candles. Corn flakes. I'm gonna send it all. It's happening. I'm going to print this post out and include it as explanation.
Maybe I'll include a note that I'm a 31 year old female to maximize WTF/keks.
>>30431660
>>30431754
That was the point I was making. I'm sure the Joes in some puke assed med log unit would find it funny. Their profile riding beer gut & barrel assed cock drip taint wipe "I'm an NCO in the United States Army" SNCO that will file a PTSD claim with the VA when he retires because he once heard someone got shot will go full EEO retard mode.
>>30432381
Not overseas. The closest thing to porn you can get in a PX in the Middle East is Maxim.
If someone sent me a box of dvds with tranny porn I would be in heaven for 9 months
No homo though I'm straight
>>30434656
She looks like sue lightning
