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Where do you guys get your MREs and something-like-MREs from?
Going to need some for use in the next week, but I'm wary of the ones on Amazon, and also having a hard time finding nutritional information, and can't figure out which ones make you shit your pants.
With the archives down I can't just look any of this up.
>>30393402
I get mine from the local surplus store.
Check out Ebay and you can order by the case.
As for nutritional information, that's a good one son, the only way you can find out for sure if an MRE is going to give you the shits is to eat one.
>>30393402
it's not about them making you shit your pants exactly. it's more like NOT being able to shit and then pushing out huge concrete bricks when the time finally arrives.
>>30393402
Most MRE's tend toward constipation. Few err toward palatability.
Make your own dummy.
>>30393402
If you have friends in the military you can visit the commissary and sometimes they sell MRE's there. From what I saw they go for about $10 per.
Or join the military and grab a box of MRE's to take home cuz no one gives a shit :)
>>30393525
/thread
>>30393525
>>30393585
>OP asks about Meal Ready to Eat
>Suggest something that requires the means to cook, including utensils, fuel, etc
>Suggest something requiring additional tools (can opener yo)
Additionally
>Suggest something drowning in salt
>Suggest something more in inconvenient than MREs
>Suggest something that literally defeats the purpose of an MRE
>>30393673
>can opener
>not rubbing it on a rock
Its like you arent even a slav.
>>30393673
This!
I have gotten quite fanatical about cooking stuff myself, and even I would go for MREs over that stuff.
Okay, fine, honestly I would probably end up sticking to nuts, pumpernickel and kefir in a bottle, but still.
>>30393574
No they most definitely give a shit
>>30393402
Op I get them from the base commissary. But I know surplus shops have them 7/10 times.
>>30393748
>>30393673
I've heard that consumer MREs trend towards being cheaper than actual MREs (and better tasting), although I personally question the nutritional content and shelf life.
>>30393402
I get mine from MREstar. Most times I can get them same month production fresh
>>30393402
Faggot.
MREs prevent you from shitting.
These warrioir hardned battle packs of nutriotion are found in almost all supermarkets of America. These provide the warrior with all daily supplements, sodium and meat: pepperoni, dairy; cheese, grain: battle-bread. These are meals for Spartans, not pussies.
>>30395507
Put two-three more pizza disks and more toppings and you got yourself lunchables for men.
>>30393736
They really don't, no one wants MREs other than people who want to play operator.
>>30393402
>nutritional information,
>MRE
If you're worried about nutrition, don't buy a fucking MRE
>>30395507
The pizza ones were the only ones worth it
>>30395507
Lost
>>30395507
fuck me I'm gonna go buy some now
I know they were introducing some kind of premium ones with bigger servings or more shit or something when I was a kid
I bet they've got the same thing now
>>30396089
Mega Lunchables? I haven't seen any since like 2006.
Fuck Super Size Me
>>30393478
>>30393506
>>30394727
This. I once took a shit so big it gave me postpartum depression.
>>30396114
>Super Size Me
>never again
That and the massive cups for pop
Or when you got a shamrock shake it wasn't bullshit
You paid like $3 and got a fucking super size cup full of the stuff
>>30396131
>I once took a shit so big it gave me postpartum depression.
>>30393525
OP is asking for meals ready to eat, and you're calling him a dummy for not instead opting for a meal that requires several cooking contains, lots of water, lots of fuel, a can opener, and a drinking up.
You're a real faggot.
I steal mine from the volunteer fire department I'm a member of. The state gives us shitloads during emergencies that almost no one knows about so we pretty much keep them.
>>30395507
cringed reading this
>>>/reddit/
>>30396573
This post is so dumb I can't think it's anything but ironic
>>30396131
>>30396666
Brit, Germany, and France look decent
Too bad you can't find them anywhere
>>30396706
Russian doesn't look all to bad either
>>30396732
a bit...peasant...for me
>>30396706
I have a friend in France who was in their Frog Army, when he gets off work in like 8 hours I can call him and ask if he knows where an American could get a hold of some for a good price.
Will post back in thread with his answer.
>>30396747
kool
>>30396706
>>30396732
>>30396738
Lets be serious here. No matter the country of origin, you're just making small cuts in the packaging and slurping the contents up like go-gurt anyway. Taste is irrelevant.
>>30396666
Spain just doesn't give a shit.
>>30396666
you deserve that get
>>30396666
Spain has the same mixed fruit as American high schools, nice.
>>30396759
I, for one, eat my food like a gentleman, not a cow sucking a teet
>>30396666
>America
>Skittles & Purple Drank
>>30396830
They're adjusting for when black people become more powerful. But frankly I'm still surprised they haven't added fried chicken or watermelon.
>>30396849
There'd be fights everyday.
>>30396794
How bourgeois
Christ alone knows where you'd get them, but the Estonian Rations are great. No heating required and it's all solid, fairly tasty energy.
>Meat and porridge
>Meat and potato
>Dark rye bread in a can
Our UK rat packs have so much fucking sugar I can feel my teeth melting when I eat one.
>>30397771
Although I can;t fault the variety of the main meals in the British ones.
>>30393402
If you want an authentic DOD MRE, you might have to shop around a bit.
XMRE's are pretty decent, the shredded bbq beef one is legit pretty good.
>>30393525
Is this bubba makes an MRE? Just keep telling yourself it's a field ration.
