>FIX BAYONETS
If you ever heard this order during a fight and new it meant melee, what would you do?
Affix my bayonet and try not to have to use it.
Fix bayonets and shank some kikes
It's an order fag, gonna ignore it?
Feel an awkward sinking feeling knowing that I left that thing in a box someplace.
>>30393210
I'd pull put my hand dandy Halberd, and lead the charge.
Squad leaders should be issued with halberds for moral purposes
Accept my fate and die fighting communists.
What I always wanted.
Um...fix bayonet and get going?
I mean what else are you looking for here OP?
>>30393210
>New
>>30393210
put point piece of metal on long rod of metal stick pointy end in softy fleshy abdomen of hominoid attacking me, push down into intestines and pull out, look at the blood dripping out and the life leaving his eyes feel sad then carry on. have nightmares about it afterwards but don't complain and don't tell anyone. then probably develop alcoholism as a coping strategy
>>30393279
Probably akin to those rare instances in Iraq and Afghanistan where either they had run out of ammunition, or they was close enough to warrant it.
>>30393210
>rebel_yell.mp3.wmv.exe
The winner of a bayonet fight is the man who still has ammo. That being said I would fix bayonets forward. There is still shock value and little brown men won't beat corn fed American boys I a hand to hand fight.
>>30393210
Call in the pipers to play the song of my people as we fix bayonets and charge. https://youtu.be/PSH0eRKq1lE
>>30393338
I'm not downloading that.
>>30393210
https://youtu.be/fuaSi-H0oGY
>>30393426
>Not Sgt. MacKenzie
Shame lad, shame
![WP_20160524_012[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dKZ8ZxF.jpg "WP_20160524_012[3].jpg")
Probably fix my fucking bayonet.
>>30393210
fix my fucking bayonet?
i mean, what do you think?
>>30393244
lol
>>30393325
to be honest, i think some of those occaisions were just because they could
affix my bayonet-lugged Bowie knife and give em my war face
Whip out my giant ass stainless steel Schrade machete and go on a chopping fest.
NUGGET CHARGE FOR THE MOTHERLAND
MAKE IT TASTE BLOOD AGAIN
>>30393210
>implying I ever took of my bayo after I put it on the first time
>implying I know how to take it off
>inb4 you can't shoot as straight
Kentucky Windage, Faggot
Give a rousing speech as we face what seems to be horrible odds.
>Video related
https://youtu.be/A-yZNMWFqvM
>>30393318
/thread
>>30393325
Did they ever get anyone with the bayonet?
>>30394003
EVERYONE
>>30394003
Pretty sure some Limeys got to skewer a few sandcoons early on.
>>30393790
I always felt that tune was too sad, but I understand.
>>30393210
Affix my bayonet and grow a massive erection.
>fucking faggots who say "affix"
>>30394003
I've heard stories about Fallujah. Bayonets, fighting knives, sidearms, bricks. Allegedly some Gurkhas' kukris saw some action.
Note guy in front.
>>30393210
Realize I'm fixing to enter a world of pain
>>30394120
a british officer got the military cross (third highest bravery award) for running across a roof, jumping on to the next building and stabbing a muslim with his bayonet. i don't think he was out of ammo or anything, and i don't think it really affected the batte in any way, i think the medal was just because 'holy fuck lad, that's the spirit'.
>>30393210
it's time for RIP AND TEAR
>>30394251
That sort of shit gives me hope for to brits yet.
Congrats on telling the EU to get fucked. Keep up the uncucking
>"fix bayonets!"
Fuck, I guess I'll fix my bayonet and load a fresh mag: shit's about to go down!
>>30393210
I wouldn't hear this order. Bayonets are useless outside of an incredibly specific set of circumstances.
>>30394120
Dunno if it was Fallujah but I remember reading a story about a guy in Iraq who got into a hand to hand situation by basically walking in on a guy and for whatever reason his gun malfunction or he didn't have it or something
That's not the important bit, what was is that he gouged the dude's eyes out after wrestling him to the floor and trying to cut him. Think saving private Ryan but going for the eyes instead.
The real question is why is there no bayonet for the SAW?
>>30394432
It should be a saw-tooth bayonet.
>>30394432
No, the real question is why a bayonet has any use in the world of knifes and sidearms.
I can't see a single situation in modern warfare where have your blade mounted on a gun would be useful, as trench warfare and cavalry are nearly disposed off totally.
>>30394412
>Bayonets are useless outside of an incredibly specific set of circumstances, such as being British.
fixed that for you mate
throw grenades.
>>30394480
A triangular saw-toothed bayonet.
>>30394495
Fuck off.
>>30394432
Imperial Japanese tried it, didn't work well, otherwise JSDF would've continued.
>>30394504
>No u.
It's the equivalent of the neets with their katanas.
>Make a new rifle
>Put a bayonet lug on it
>Fucking make nearly no actual bayonets for it
Fucking Finns. Although I guess they got by just knifing the fuck out of people.
>YEAH
>SCREW THE BAYONETS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y2PRVpnxFA&t=14m24s
Get the fuck to it
Time to shank sandniggers
i would probably fix bayonet since it was a fucking order and you know
>>30394003
>mfw my SSG killed a man with his ACH
>yfw a Ranger killed a haji with an MRE spoon
>>30394495
What purpose does camo serve in a modern warfare capacity? Everyone has night vision and thermal. Not like some stripes, squares and dots will hide a 200 pound man.
>>30394414
That happened. I also pinned a hadji to a wall with my bayonet there. They jump out from around corners fave to face with you before yelling akbar and shooting their ak over their head. If you have to fend of a charge of fanatical hadji you'd be glad to have a bayonet. Changing mags leaves you vulnerable in close up fights. It also gives you a good reach advantage when put on the defensive.
>>30394495
Are you really that retarded? What would you rather have in a melee combat: a dagger or a spear? Spear. You can stick them from farther away. That's what a bayonet on a rifle does. Plus, you get a club on the other side of the spear so that's nice.
>>30394495
You didn't hear this from me, but 3-61 used them to confirm EKIAs in '12.
>>30394810
>night vision
>ignores camo
>everyone has thermal
Do you go outside, or is this all from COD?
>>30394867
>spear
>in a small room
Lel
>using the butt of a spear with the blade still attached
Even better lel
>>30394509
I thought they were banned from possessing bayonets like the Germans.
>>30394810
>I also pinned a hadji to a wall with my bayonet there
Ahahahaha. What else did you do, Rambo?
I'd just surrender, fuck dying for my country.
>>30395004
>Surrender
>To sand niggers
Nigga.
Does your country still train recruits to use bayonets?
Mexico
Yes
>>30394480
In the novel All Quiet on the Western Front, the narrator stated that they'd take the serrated bayonets from the fresh replacements and give them standard ones, and they didn't take kindly to those that actually tried to use a serrated bayonet. The author seemed to assume the reader knew the reason, and it was never explained to me. Can anyone enlighten me?
>>30394414
I think that guy had already killed pretty much everyone else in the building and finished the rag head with a shitty pocket knife. He gave an interview after getting out of the army saying it was fucking awesome
>>30395790
A serrated bayonet does a lot more damage so you're more likely to die.
K I L L
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxFgSmR0i3A
>>30395862
ENEMY
>>30395790
Allegedly, it was Allied propaganda that ultimately pressured the Germans into discontinuing sawback bayonets. The bayonets were commonly seen by the Allied soldiers as an evil, bloodthirsty Hun weapon of suffering. Supposedly, any captured Germans carrying sawback bayonets were executed rather than taken prisoner. How true this is, I don't know, but it seemed to be the going idea at the time. There were no issues with sawback bayonets in terms of legality, so it wasn't that.
>>30395808
>a lot more damage
Debatable, but it doesn't really matter. Getting a long-ass bayonet, serrated or not, through the gut would basically mean death in WWI, given the state of medical care at the time. Plus, they were not designed with tissue damage in mind, they were for cutting down brush and small trees.
>>30394955
Japs were on the Entente's side in WWI.
>>30393210
Have a bit of a giggle.
>>30394120
We used a fridge as a weapon at one point. Just dropped it off a ledge and squished two hadjis
>>30394414
read house to house. i think that might be the incident you were thinking of.
Put on the bayonet, because nothing is more fun than having a bayonet on a bullpup
https://youtu.be/PAPox1A3F6U
>>30393210
>new it meant melee
It's like pottery
>>30394003
A ranger killed somebody with an MRE spoon
>>30393210
"Ice up son, ice up."
-football black man
>>30394003
Yes. And I think after some British did bayonet charge in Afghanistan their sector was silent for a month.
>>30396689
This.
We seriously need to just spear those sand monkeys until they fucking get it.
>>30395790
The logic behind it was twofold.
It caused "nastier" wounds which made recovery harder that's for one. For two - they tended to get stuck in the body easier(it kinda worked like flap of sorts).
Cum
SAR'NT MY BAYONET ISN'T BROKEN
>>30396735
>kinda like flaps
The word you are looking for is fucking barbs.
>>30396689
Basra. Iraq.
>>30396905
I thought those were cats?
Affix my fucking Bayonet
Fuck letting the Limeys have the last bayonet charge ever in history, nothing's more American than running screaming at your foe to gut him with your rifle
>>30396941
There are vaginas other than your ex-wife's, Mr Lahey.
It's fucking time.
>>30393210
>new it meant melee
Pick Fox and then pick Final Destination
>>30393210
Wouldn't be a good feeling immediately knowing what was coming. I heard they stopped doing the bayonet course in basic now.
What bayonet for an M16A2? So I can pretend it's 2003 and we're at the cusp of pushing into Baghdad and it's MOPP gear and bayonets and A-10s flying overhead with an endless stream of tracers turning the black night red and sleeping to the relentless crack of gunfire and AAA blasting, with intermittent deliberate strikes and god damn it I need some more desert BDU
>>30395862
BAYEENEEET
This training hasn't changed.
>>30393210
wakizashi nigga.
>>30393210
My Scar doesn't accept bayonets what do?
>>30394480
The swiss really wanted to fuck up people trying.
>>30394732
>mfw my SSG killed a man with his ACH
I read that book.
>>30395862
I think its mandatory that bayonet training in the UK is conducted by a man with a funny accent and a mousche screaming at you and is really into it. I've had one every time I've done it.
>>30398116
you wouldnt really want it to be taught by anyone else would you?
>>30398116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxFgSmR0i3A
you triggered Bayonet!
>>30397618
>fd when yoshi's exists
For what purpose
>>30394003
In Basra in 2005 a British platoon got cut off the Mahdi Army, they ran out of ammo and charged, killed 30 hajis for no losses.
There were a number of close-quarter actions in Helmand province, Afghanistan during the British deployment there, which IIRC included bayonet actions - pic related
>>30395862
>You will never have British Sharlto Copley as your DI
..im a serb, I wouldnt expect to kill the enemy any other way
post good anime application of bayonets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofkoH4sAVCU
>>30394432
>not bayonets on mounted guns
>Drop empty rifle
>Strip down to my underwear and PC
>pu out combat knife and goofy combat hatchet i bought for giggles
>Charge enemy screaming, my Saftey Belt glistening in the sunlight around my waist
>>30396407
*drops fridge* heh, nothing personal kids
>>30398256
Can you still fire the rifle with the bayonet attached on the L85A2?
>>30395004
>surrender to hadji
No really save the last bullet for yourself. Fuck surrendering to those animals.
>>30395729
Mexico has an army?
>>30395918
>propaganda
Yeah but from what I've read the saw back was originally intended for cutting thin branches for firewood. How true that is I don't know.
>>30395862
for the people that don't get it, he is shouting and screaming to get them used to the shouting and screaming that ensues during any situation in which you would affix bayonetts
>>30398407
Yes. The socket has a hole.
it's amazing how easy it is to tell which posts are made by people who have served and those who haven't
it even comes down to a single word
>>30394955
No, that was never a thing.
>>30393426
this right here.
Fix my bayonet.
>>30396735
No this is completely false, sawback bayonets were issued to German pioneers as tools (to cut wood, and NCO's as rank badges. It was never to do with causing more injuries.
>>30395790
this plus this
>>30398514
there are german bayonets on the market with the sawback ground off.
If I have to fix bayonets in a modern war, the situation is most likely incredibly fucked.
>>30393823
>war face
It better look like this, this is a war face
>>30395790
Part physiological, part psychological.
As many anons have already stated, the nature of the engineering bayonet (as they were typically used to saw down saplings and such, to help build fortifications) has the tendency to produce wounds with jagged and torn edges. Hard to fix, high probability of infection -likely long, slow, painful death.
It was the common belief of the other side that if you chose to carry a sawtooth bayonet, you obviously intended to produce massive, painful wounds with a possibility of a slow and painful death. You deliberately wanted to torture their buddies instead of a quick, clean kill. You'd probably already been doing so up until your capture; obviously it would have been close-quarters and you probably bayonets one of those poor souls writhing in the mud. Vengeance. Vengeance for little Tommy, or Bobby, or Freddy. Vengeance, you Hun bastard with your cruel jagged evil sawtooth bayonet. Vengeance.
>>30398740
>>30398740
>It was the common belief of the other side that if you chose to carry a sawtooth bayonet, you obviously intended to produce massive, painful wounds with a possibility of a slow and painful death. You deliberately wanted to torture their buddies instead of a quick, clean kill. You'd probably already been doing so up until your capture; obviously it would have been close-quarters and you probably bayonets one of those poor souls writhing in the mud. Vengeance. Vengeance for little Tommy, or Bobby, or Freddy. Vengeance, you Hun bastard with your cruel jagged evil sawtooth bayonet. Vengeance.
that honestly sounds like it comes from a good film about WW1
>>30394377
Shit thing is, most EU nations have better gun laws than us.
>>30396407
>>30393245
>anything other than chainswords
>>30394251
>'holy fuck lad, that's the spirit'.
Why did this make me laugh so much
>>30393958
>an arousing speech
>>30396982
Magical
>>30394408
>implying you're using a gun that takes magazines
>>30393275
>my brother from another mother
>>30399482
>No4 Mk1
>no mag
lol?
>>30394564
hahaha this guy!
>>30393210
>fix bayonet
What else?
>But mine isn't broken what do I do?
>>30393210
Well OP since you ask I'd probably fix my bayonet.
>>30393210
>If you ever heard this order during a fight and new it meant melee, what would you do?
Most likely I'd fix my fucking bayonet, retard
>>30394480
>>30398013
that's a fascine knife, it was given out to artilley crews to make, well fascines for the gun emplacement
>>30396992
Do you think this is one of your shitty fucking Gears Of War games m8
>>30394087
>Affix
That's the proper word, though.
>>30393210
I'd get ready to shank some Argies m8
>>30403148
>filename
kek
>Play Iron Maiden - The Trooper in head
>Remember ancestors that fought in the Crimean War
>Fix bayonet
>Dirty bayonet
>Charge out and gut fuckers
>>30393210
affix bayonet?
motherfucker bayonet is life. affix rifle
>>30393210
The purpose of the bayonet is to engage with an enemy immediately in front of you if your weapon fails to fire.
It's more of a safety measure. They are extremely rarely used.
>>30393210
Look really fucking confused because I was never issued one, and think my CO is probably high.
>>30403148
>>30394541
On that note , do you think any other Finnish bayonets fit on the m39 ?
>>30394251
>holy fuck lad, that's the spirit
fucking kek
>>30393210
Fix my fucking bayonet, and hope to hell that I can remember a Kipling quote that would be appropriate for the situation.
If I survive, I'll remember the people I stood with for the rest of my life. Shakespeare summed it up best in the St. Crispin's Day speech from Henry V.
>>30393210
Saw gunner here. Step 1 check ammo step 2 pray for no jams step 3 find the densest concentration of hostile step 4 blood for the blood god
>>30394251
>In the year of our lord 2016, on behalf of HM Government
>Anon's actions under fire demonstrated exceptional courage and gallantry, for in the midst of battle, SPC Anon found himself and his squad under fire from Taliban insurgents. Whilst under fire, LCpl. Anon affixed his bayonet and vaulted across multiple (15) roofs, landing on a Taliban insurgent position of 39 hajjis. Using quick time events, Lt. Gen Anon gallantly stabbed the right 146 cunts in their fucking mouths, right good cunt that Anon. Good on him for being a good fuckin' top ledge he is. Right on ya, you bloody good fucker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RWH8V_wi0I
pop a boner, think of these scenes.
Probably put on this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB2Ad04mukI
>>30397698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuaSi-H0oGY
>>30397698
how much do RPG's cost
>>30394867
>What would you rather have in a melee combat: a dagger or a spear?
Assault rifle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUmpl4JnDdA
Fix my bayonet
>>30393210
If I knew it meant melee I'd probably have my entrenching tool with the sharpened edges ready as a backup. If I had a pistol that would would be readied as well. Melee with modern weapons are pretty rare. It would mean I'm expecting to run out of ammo and gonna be in it deep.
>>30393210
Fix bayonet then tactically shit pants, knowing that a melee fight to the death is imminent
>>30409278
It could go the way of that British bayonet charge in Fallujah I think
Outnumbered and out of ammo their squad leader called for afix bayonets and charge the enemy, my guess is to sue fighting and not be captured and beheaded
Instead they killed about 30 and had no casualties
Magnificence
>>30393210
Fix bayonets and stab myself at the foot.
>tfw don't need to go medieval on my foes.
>>30409278
amateurs vs trained and experienced troops
Nice!
I really don't intend to die without making them work for it. When you have no mercy for prisoners you get enemies that will fight t the bitter end. Oddly enough a lot of those "fanatic/religious" fighters tend to wuss out. They are the battlefield equivalent of a bully.
>>30395729
Canada
Not anymore.
>tfw part of the last group put through bayonet training
Fix bayonets and start shouting blood for the blood god and make the god of death proud until the servants of the false servants of the false corpse-emperor slay me, and lead me to the land of his vision.
>"One of my men, Corporal Billy Carnegie, reached us, looked at the two dead Taliban on the ground and then saw the blood on my bayonet and said "boss what the **** have you been doing?"
>>30393210
I ready myself, and stab some faggots
>>30396407
This has to be a lie, but war is crazy, and Haji don't surf. Please explain the scenario because it sounds amazing.
>>30398332
But GATE is awful senpai.
