/k/ childhoods?
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Australian here so I never got with guns all too often but my uncle had a couple sweet shooters.
Anyone wanna share cool stories from when they were kids though? Only one I have that's kinda /k/ related.
>be 10
>obsessed with operators in the middle east
>visit parents friend house
>She's a dog trainer that trains mostly German shepherds for movies
>about 9 German Shepherds on her property, all very well trained and kind dogs
>All will follow me around if commanded
>I get the whole band of them, wrap a black towel over my head like a shemagh
>Hold imaginary M4A1
>Spend around 5 hours running through bush with 9 doggos pretending to fight sandmonkeys
>Best day of my life
>literally the reason why I applied for the army
>never experienced that kind of joy in my life since
Hopefully when I finally get enlisted, I'll feel that happy once again. Please share happy stories I wanna smile lol.
>>30387703
you won't pass the psychology test
you clearly have mental issues and lost every connection to reality
nobody can trust you
keep playing cod
>>30387746
I was ten bro
>>30387753
I wasn't talking about your story when you were 10.
The rest makes me really question your mental health.
>I'll feel that happy once again
You dream about killing people being a hero and a real man for once in your life that's what I am talking about.
>>30387773
No I'm just saying I hope joining the Army makes me happy (happier than usual), I don't want to kill people you nerd
>>30387703
Ausbro here.
I grew up with guns in suburban Melbourne, first gun I had was when I was 6, it was an ancient pump action winchester 22.
Upgraded to a ruger 10/22 just before the amnesty, I was 10 at the time.
Had to get a Brno model 2 after that, my old man made a silencer for it and I used to shoot possums in the backyard with it at night, no fucks were given.
By the time I was 14 I was hunting deer with a Sauer 200 3006, that was a sweet gun.
Gave up guns around 18 but just got my licence back now that Im almost 30, about to buy a Winchester 70 and start deer hunting again.
>>30387703
Not really childhood, but early adulthood.
>be 19
>innawoods
>fucking around with first firearm I ever bought
>muh nugget
>shove barrel against tree because I wanted to see if it would muffle the report
>top kek it fuckin worked a little
"hey dude (friend was with me) check rhis shit"
>shoot tree again
>muffled again
>later
>shoot tree
>feel something smack my shin like a fuckin cane
>ohfuckno.webm
>thought it was a wound
Turns out I cought hyper speed bark shrapnel in the leg. No blood, but it hurt like fuck.
>Live out in cuntry
>be me at 13
>spending the summer with my aunt in North Carolina
>guns in close to every entryway and closet
>mostly .22 for scaring off various critters
>aunt is Ok with me using a few in case of anything
>one night hear some rustling or some shit by the pig pen
>gray fox trying to get in
>I was almost impressed of its dedication to attempt to haul out a 50 lb shitbeast
>grab a pump action .22 near the door and shoot once to try to scare it off
>scampers off
>ten minutes later it's back
>don't even care anymore
>aim for the chest, fire
>hit it in the gut
>falls down and struggles for a bit
>somehow that hit me deep and I start to tremble and cry
>it looks pained and so innocent
>I walk 5 feet up to it
>it's slowly trying to get up and walk away
>fucking bawling my eyes out
>wishing I could treat it and let it live
>remember this is reality
>pump the rifle again
>shoot it in the back of the head
>I collapse, crying and clenching the gun next to my chest
>keep on saying I'm sorry
>aunt comes out, picks me up and takes me inside
>puts the gun back and fixes me up some chocolate milk
Wasn't anything too exciting but a part of me died that summer
>>30387975
I said I wanted happy stories :'(
>>30387979
To tell you the truth the hardest thing about it all was my penis
>>30387703
>be 10
>obsessed with operators in the middle east
Fuck you make me feel old. When I was a boy it was IRA acting the goat. Ragheads were not even a thing.
Townsvillefag represent!
>>30388007
Heck off fagboy, get out of my childhood
>>30387703
Born in Bosnia
>be 8
>want to go fishing, parents don't have a fishing rod
>see in a movie that you can fish with hand grande
>tell my friend
>he takes one from his fathers stash
>go to local river
>throw hand grande in
>it goes off
>look for fish
>no fish
>people see us, tell our parents
>father tells me that there are no fish in that river
>>30388345
Based Bosnian father.
>You got revved not for using grenade, but picking the wrong waterhole.
