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>ctrl+f humor
>didn't see any
It's that time again.
I.....I am.... I'm not even sure what is happening here.
>>30384881
You're reading a post on 4chan to distract yourself from the indifferent cruelty of a short and meaningless life.
>>30384797
>>30384797
I am finding these threads by searching for ctrl+f. That no good anon. Don't make more perpetual generals.
>I came here to post this
>>30384920
But it goes on and on and on and on...
Non - stop. Warfare. With 10x faster reload rate.
Sorry, bad imitations of Journey aside, humor threads are fun though.
If you got any suggestions beyond no humor threads, be my guest.
>>30384893
Dont know about you, but im having fun
>>30384972
saved
>>30384893
lol death comes for us all and takes us alone into the eternal dark lol
>>30384893
/site
>>30384893
Yes, and?
>>30384893
>>30384893
>distracting yourself
>from a short and meaningless life.
Why distract yourself from it when you can bask in it's glory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc0TxHojKUM
>>30384893
nothin personnel
>>30384797
>non-stop warfare
MFW
>>30384920
If you don't like these threads why come in here and cry at all? Do you really think one k humor thread is taking a spot from some groundbreaking other thread? Are you actually that fucming dumb?
Next time scroll past and save some of your dignity, moron.
>>30384797
Trolls post hoax NRA page to give free handguns to ‘at-risk’ youth in urban areas (VIDEO)
http://www.guns.com/2016/06/23/trolls-post-hoax-nra-page-to-give-free-handguns-to-at-risk-youth-in-urban-areas-video/
>>30388091
Fukken saved
>>30384797
>>30385421
>>30384972
>>30388091
Someone please make a pt cruiser version
>>30388091
>>30385516
why do people watch this shit
it's "intelligent, nihilistic, and wicked sense of humor" in cartoon form
>>30388420
Yeah, but it actually pulls it off.
>>30384797
Is this the moron that made this?
>>30385516
I never noticed the dog on the photo in the background. A+
>>30388420
It's funny.
>>30388480
I can't stand it, every episode I watched gave off some smug "smarter-than-thou" vibe and tried hard to be deep. To each their own I guess, maybe theres an appeal to the show I don't understand.
>>30384797
>>30388759
The idea is that Rick is the smartest being in existence but still grapples with horrifying and debilitating depression. Even when he is right about things, he's not always truly correct and finds value in other viewpoints that may not be as objectively or empirically proper or true.
I don't find the series smug or condescending at all, because even when Rick says something horribly nihilistic, it's generally shown that he is either incorrect, or that other people who don't realize his truths in their own lives are happier. In the end, Rick finds that despite all of his science and truth, he condemns his family to suffer and turns himself into the space police or whatever.
Of course it works on other levels too, it's a funny cartoon. Rick really wants to be there for his grandson and family in general, but sometimes their relationship is strained because of his personality- and him being how he is is partially responsible for how fucked up many of the people around him are.
Tldr just watch it if you enjoy it, it's funny and doesn't have to be taken seriously. Rick is a smart sad man.
>>30388759
Well to be fair that's just how ricks character is
>>30388825
The episode where he makes a love drug for Morty that goes absolutely, horrifyingly wrong, and then every fix just makes it worse, and then he blames it all on Morty, is a great example.
>>30384797
lmao what did i just read
>>30388868
That bit at the end as they're digging was great.
>>30388420
I liked it when it first came out, then just got bored of it. I would probably get way into it if the science got a little more in-depth, but that's not the point of the show.
Can someone please post the pic of the AR15 with a dragon dildo as a scope?
>>30390184
I've seen the one with the double dildo scope before, but not the dragon dildo. I'm now curious to see this as well.
>>30390184
>>30390273
This one?
>>30389231
The bit with Morty realizing it was a slightly imperfect copy of his home, his realization of why Rick drinks heavily, and the background music was just so perfectly depressing.
>>30390326
The Cronenberg universe pair finding their old one after they'd screwed theirs up in the opposite direction was great, too.
>>30390310
Yeah, that's the double dildo. Dunno what this dragon dildo one is, though.
>>30390444
Made me think of the combat faps
>>30390507
you havent lived til you've fapped standing up in a bradley turret in the middle of the desert while your TC is out of the turret and the driver is 1 thin aluminum wall away.
came right into the empty AP ammo box
>>30390542
> Not Secretly jizzing on the ammunition to give goatfucker some real Spunk.
>>30388091
Larry?
>>30388528
that is one scary dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGFev2BmnhE
OC of Britbongs re-invading fascist Europe
https://youtu.be/oCtLfLcDSNY
>>30391661
Thanks for giving me a video to dislike.
>>30385491
lol, got a link to source?
>>30391661
Quality Propaganda. Props to the dudes who made it.
It's on the wrong side, though.
>>30384797
How'd you find the first draft of my NYpost article?!?! you fucking hackers! fucking anonymous WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS I COME HERE FOR STORIES NOT TO BE HACKS
>>30391661
just post them all next time
https://youtu.be/Xq5egHvS670
https://youtu.be/i1eEDqW-l2E
https://youtu.be/ttP8seRn9aQ
https://youtu.be/lmUE_IKuyyY
https://youtu.be/BKtTSIM-o_k
https://youtu.be/AvmWSvLtDAQ
>>30388420
It's entertaining enough. Not like it takes much time.
>>30390444
>>30390507
>>30390542
>>30390608
>>30384797
>c..c...can we get any, jerking off in the military stories?
I don't even know what taurus is doing now
Just asking because I need it for reference, but does anyone have the screencap of the common use gun-based sayings?
>>30388382
kek
>>30394775
>Hey you guys!!
>>30396017
>Humor
>More like rage
Every damn time
Also, inb4 anyone says britbong, she's an american anglophile from Washington.
>>30388759
If a cartoon is making you feel dumb you need to reevaluate some aspects of your life.
okay
women in combat roles
>>30396017
Isn't that a cop or security guard or something?
You can't carry in Manhattan.
Or is that the joke?
>>30384797
>non-stop warfare
every single time
>>30384920
Holy shit it's real
>>30396017
>Oh how I could just shoot everybody in here
>I could just take it and kill so many people
>It would be so easy, just take it and murder everybody with no effort
>The blood, the guts, the bodies, the smell of the burnt gunpowder, the warmth of the barrel, the jump of the recoil...
>Uh.. You guys have the problem, not me! Perfectly normal over here. Definitely not a future murderer.
>>30397807
What happened to the sister?
>>30397807
this makes me angry
>>30397807
I did not come here for a rage thread
>>30399788
I used to have the other thread cap, but oh well
>>30399830
Aaaaaaaaaand I forgot my pic
>>30394775
neither do they
>>30388420
not k related fuckass
>>30399848
>>30399830
Damn. Didn't get the whole cap
>>30400011
God damn me
>>30388420
Because people like stuff m8
>>30385491
Every fucking time
Find a way to ask him.
>>30396017
She's in new York so that's a cop.
>>30384797
>>30402863
Walmart has these toys that have parts modeled after tac rails in wonder if they can work
>>30396017
Have fun disarming a New York cop wearing a class three holster without getting shot, Dumbass.
>>30388420
It's the current family Guy or American dad.
So people watch it to appear smart and enlightened, and in another two years they'll turn completely against it.
>>30391661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35LsVZINrKc
>>30391075
>having tribal tattoos
>>30403641
Level 3...
>>30384797
Holy fucken shit I´m dying here.
>>30399864
I love the recent cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4
>>30404103
>airsoft
>>30401793
HOLY SHIT
PLANETSIDE 2 SUNDIES ARE REAL?
>>30388091
Does anyone have a link or webm of someone narrating the original?
>>30405265
no..no you fucking dumb ass. It's a propaganda poster. The American bus is on its way to Berlin.
>>30401793
>26 250lb bombs
How in the FUCK are you supposed to drop that without fucking up yourself as well? Were we so desperate as to adopt kamikaze tactics at one point?
fuck my asshole
>>30392926
i bestow upon thee...
>>30406719
>>30406823
>>30385491
>MagikKarp use splash!
>>30397807
>>30401793
Blacks are tailgunners
>>30385015
This is basically fighting Super Mutants
>>30397807
THIS IS THE KIND OF THING THAT CAUSES MASS FUCKING SHOOTINGS
>>30406836
This will never not get me.
>>30384893
I'm distracting myself from the fact that my family is a bunch of mentallly-deranged fucksticks
>>30407160
>>30399416
>>30399406
>>30398413
This is the face of a SJW
http://montelena.com/winery/people/stephanie-sawyer
>>30403174
nerf "rails" kinda work
>$12 red dot
>>30408335
problem glasses
I can already hear her: "nobody neeeeeeds a gun..."
>>30388154
>grip perfectly tripled speed of rates in non-stop war increase
kek
>>30403698
>I don't like a thing
>people who like thing are just pretending
>they only pretend so they can look smart
>by watching a cartoon
do you realize how hopelessly narcissistic and stupid you are?
>>30388759
If you view their 10th grade vocabulary and 11th grade philosophy as pretentious the problem's on your end.
>>30404111
OK, this was kinda dumb until the very last line. Sensible chuckles were had.
>>30398025
man thats the standard when discussing guns with anti funs faggots
And when you point that out for them, they act offended for calling them a "potential murederer" dispite the fact that they did it for the length of the whole conversation
>>30387691
>that text
clearly western shit
>>30409094
> tfw almost bought a Darne Shotgun
>>30384797
>>30409227
>>30409234
> It Aint Me starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc0TxHojKUM&index=1
>>30409221
whoops posted the wrong pic
but thanks, now i know what this abomination is called.
whats the advantage in that design anyway?
>>30388154
I kinda need this on a t shirt.
>>30409242
it looks great
there isn´t any real advantage over other designs
>>30391773
These are fucking magical
>>30406664
>>30405643
>>30405265
It's a joke drawing you retards, that's why it's in a humor thread.
>>30391773
> dat last one
holy shit
>>30385015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyiV40577ek
I have to give props to the anon that made this on the fly when this shit went down. Literally made mid thread when dingo swat shit the bed.
>>30409517
The dude in the suit just watching the whole fucking thing from the back...
>>30410584
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difffference in the world.
>>30391773
>>30391773
I can't fucking breathe.
>>30397822
OH SHIT
>>30409227
Is....this...fake?
>>30412664
Nope
>>30384893
Wow, he's right...
>>30384893
>>30384797
This isn't humor, it's cringe
>>30384797
This one is always a knee slapper.
>>30415915
>>30415894
>he doesn't want non-stop warfare
>>30392926
Here goes
>2013
>be me
>in the Stan, kandahar, shitty little fob south of KAF
>no shitter CHU's, just 4 porta-shitters
>one day, about to go on patrol
>I'm a driver, and we have 20 minutes till we split
>hahatimetofap.mp4
>pull out iPod touch fully loaded with porn and begin to fap
>next to me I hear the familiar sound of another pulling their pud in the next porta over
>finish in about 5 minutes, new high score
>pull up my drawers, slap my dick protector back on, hop in my matv
>30 minutes later
>our platoon Sgt can't find his driver
>search every where, no sign of him
>not a very big fob, so we triple check
>find him half passed out in the porta
>the one next to me
>passed out from a combination of dehydration, heat exhaustion, and furiously punishing his monkey
Many keks were had
>>30391773
>>30408335
so it's real? fuck
>>30391773
that fucking 4th and 5th one
>>30384797
Brady Campaign in a nutshell
>>30406664
Probably toss them out the back or side with some kind of projector, possibly with a time fuze as well.
This one tickles my prostate pretty good.
>>30416176
This smells like some 13 year olds fantasy to mentally escape from his abusive household
>>30409227
This one might not be
>>30412945
but this one is
>>30415761
Yeah, I know that feel...
/r/ing the greentext about the guy tripping acid in 'Nam, runnung into a VC tunnel and coming back weeks later with 50 severed thumbs
>>30385017
>hehehehehehehehehehehe
>>30384937
I really Really Really like this picture stalker can I save it ?
>>30390542
jesus christ mang
>>30415915
wut the actual fuck did i read?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlGdmJ39ZW0
>>30386972
>fully automatic AK AR-15 shotgun
Its satire, right?
>...load grenades in here...
Yep, its satire
>>30418568
sadly, there are people who think this is real
>>30397807
>le guns are evil, why don't people spend their time on something that saves people's lives instead of taking them
>like alcohol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwGFXWDYpKQ
>>30388382
fuckin kek, i can hear it in his voice
>>30417819
>I think I have to giver her a medal
>Shit
I'm dying
>>30418568
>AK AR-15 shotgun
>horrifiying AK AR-15 shotgun hybrid which fires grenades like birdshot
I kinda want that desu senpai.
>>30405265
>>30406664
Jesus Christ
>>30386972
top fucking kek
>>30415915
Damn, I wish that happened to me
>>30415915
>>30408020
>said the guy who owns guns
>>30415915
>>30419374
This is /k/
Nobody owns guns here
>>30419203
Grant looks like the original operator
>>30397805
Two cops. She would have been absolutely fucked had she tried anything.
>>30408335
She looks jewish
>>30415915
>>30391773
>ALL OF THEM<
>>30397807
>>30399406
>>30399416
[spoiler]ha ha[/spoiler]
>>30397807
I feel a tremendous urge to become a leader in the Boy Scouts organization, right now !
>>30384972
i just can't stop saying "non-stop warfare." i love it. make this a meme.
>>30409094
that some darne fine gun you got there, mister.
>>30415915
>>30419944
To be fair, most of it he stole off of the gov't's property.
Just cuz he can dig it up doesn't make it his.
However, this stuff deserved to be in a museum instead.
>>30420364
>itbelonginthemuseum.gif
>>30388499
I remember heraing it was a grown-ass college student, probably some brain-damaged idiot on a football scholarship.
So probably.
>>30385516
The manga was better.
>>30390310
I remember that thread, god damn I miss Boof.
>>30420224
Next Call of Duty title confirmed
>>30408335
>>30419944
>>30419944
>blowing up historical artifacts
Fucking savages
bum
>>30396017
>OC
>in Manhattan
I love britcucks that think they know everything.
>>30422506
She's American
>>30422657
Then whats with the England part? What does she miss not seeing cops with guns in England or something?
>>30422674
She's an anglophile.
>>30422674
>Then whats with the England part?
>>30422797
This
>What does she miss not seeing cops with guns in England or something?
That and what she said, not worrying about her 'morning coffee run ending in a shootout'.
>>30409227
>>30412664
>>30412945
>>30416487
Totally real.
MDA definitely made those.
I didn't make those.
Nope. Nuh-uh.
>>30384797
>>30423004
Wait what? Am I stupid or just missing something?
Also, Michigan doesn't require a permit post-purchase for handguns, just registration with the local PD
>>30391773
>>30397807
This isn't humor you cocksucking anus.
>>30400011
That was my ass and I still can't find the whole screen cap.
>>30391773
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=AvmWSvLtDAQ&video_start=0&audio=G0I-IgfpSEQ&audio_start=63
>How many rounds?
ALL THE WAY TO THE FINAL BELL, YOU SON OF A BITCH
>>30409234
you can get more thrust if you squeeze me ;^)
>>30423756
what the actual fuck
Please be fake
>>30420896
Wait.
That's made by a college student? I've seen that image a few time and I thought it was some elementary school project.
That's not funny or charming, that's fucking depressing.
>>30388759
You're just like >>30388825 is
But I find the show fuckin hilarious because of how stereotypical it is. The one you described is spot on. They just pull it off incredibly well without being corny as fuck
>>30417398
>>30423004
>Revolvers aren't pistols
>43% + 35% = 100%
>31% + 40% + 45% + 38% = 100%
>42% + 41% + 37% + 30% = 100%
>49% + 35% + 35% = 100%
>Failure to extract is when the round isn't cleared and a new round is loaded into the chamber
>Dud is when the hammer strikes a round and nothing happens
>lubricate EVERYTHING
>several blog posts as sources
>California based company
Please don't wake me up comrade.
>>30426647
I believe the 49% 35% and 35% is referring to how many in each party use guns.
But I still doubt the legitimacy of it.
>>30423000
>>30426647
you're retarded bro', sorry
>>30388223
CA we do one for a geo metro or a smart car and their massive 3 cylinder engines?
>>30389180
You read about a WAWWIAAAAWWWWWWWW
>>30394775
I trust so few firearms manufacturers after seeing SCCY and High Point come into play.
>>30384893
new banner?
>>30427522
Or bad buyouts like Shrubmaster.
>>30396017
Everyone I see this I wish she had made a grab at it and that someone recorded video of her getting beat down with an 18" impact baton when she couldn't draw it because retention holster
>>30397807
Welp, we know which winery's land to salt with seeds of corrosion.
And which wine I shall never ever buy.
Fucking self centered cunt.
>>30409242
>whats the advantage in that design anyway?
you don't get to have shotgun shells fly behind your back dramatically when you reload
>>30426994
such an emotional roller coaster for me. I have a thing for modern touches on old guns.
SBR, oh
sks grenade adapter, what?
mini red dot, neat
its a nugget why the hell did I think it was a sks? oh god help me
Kalaknacock grip? the fuck!?
It's so... fucked. But, almost cool to me.
>>30409241
>thought he was serious for a second
>kept watching
>it became clear that it was a ruse
>kek'd heartily
>>30399167
Under rated post
>>30385491
Nice situational awareness petty officer dick lips
>>30406719
Holy fuck recruit asshands... after that entire thread getting me so chuckled, recruit asshands made me almost shit myself laughing so hard. Holy fuck anon 11ty/10
