It`s unaxeceptable

It just doesn't make the cut

>>30378795
Does it shoot axes? I bet the stock is hollow for holding booze too. Dorf artificer pls share secrets.

>>30378795
You're not very sharp, are you?

>>30378795
that is a real cleaver attachment.

Its a nice idea you just need some time to hatchet

Axe

>>30379351
Best in thread

>>30378795
You'd better chop chop and get a patent on this. Otherwise you may be a little hacked off.

This thread is axeptable but could use more puns

>>30378795
>go to pump
>put hand too far
>slice hand open
>die
>be dead

>>30379517
>dying from hand injury
the weak will not be welcomed into valhalla
slight user harm is a feature of this weapon

>>30378795
post a video of chopping, or at least swinging it

>>30378795
I don't think the barrel is ridged enough to actually use that,
you're probably going to end up bending it if you actually try to hit somebody with it.

how to extend your "blood circle" into the next county

>>30380554
Get denied to Valhalla because of hand infection

>>30378795
Sorry, didn't catch that, can you axe the question again

looks about as dumb as fetching the keys to the batters box.

hell of a lot easier to bend a barrel using it like an axe than you would by using a bayonet.

>>30378795
Mack?