So I know everyone on /k/ has at this point seen the video of the autistic patrolling his neighborhood with an Enfield and picking up trash, but have any of you seen his follow up on tosh.0?
https://youtu.be/IhEdSEYE5po
>do you think obama's gonna take your guns?
>"How?"
>>30374086
>Tries to make the kid come across as racist profiler.
>Kid takes question seriously; gives calm, intelligent, articulate response.
>Tosh immediately fumbles into a racist joke that's not even clever then changes subject completely.
Nah fuck this show I'm not watching the rest.
>video not available in your country
well shit
>>30374138
>Somebody who has any runtime PERIOD on Comedy Central is an unfunny closet racist scumbag
WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED
>>30374138
Tosh is a /b/ version of old school RWJ.
>>30374086
god damn is Tosh unfunny
>>30374086
Either way he's a sperg. Gear and OCing a rifle are a great way to attract unwanted attention.
>>30374442
His standup is just the worst. I don't know how he even got a TV show.
>>30374721
He needs to lose that stupid vest. A rifle is a perfectly fine thing to OC when you're too young to own a pistol legally, especially an old bolt-action service rifle that's slung behind your back.
He should also have a grabby stick for the trash and a bag.
>>30374791
If he's just picking up trash and shit, why OC a rifle and look like a retard doing it?
I think a Hi-Vis vest would look less outlandish than having a rifle for no damn reason.
>>30374086
>There has to be a witness for it to be a confirmed kill
:3
Don't care about any of that shit, that made my day.
>>30374721
>a great way to attract unwanted attention
What do you have to hide?
He is on a presence patrol is he not?
>>30374791
>he's not using the spiked bayo as a trash pick
>this is a neutered and sporterized gun
REEEEE
I used to really like tosh.0 when I had cable still, but this wasn't hardly funny. He just tried to paint the kid as a nut for carrying a gun, and supporting gun rights.
>>30374086
Always amazed how good tosh is at stand up and horrified how bad he is on his own show.
>>30374721
>Either way he's a sperg.
this
>>30374823
Because he's an attention whore
>>30375007
His stand up is garbage. Here's his act:
1. Act super gay.
2. I'm not really gay tho, just playin.
Fuck watch some Bo Burnham or something.
>>30375216
It's been a few years, might be why I think that.
Been watching Jimmy Carr lately.
>>30375530
I've only ever heard his stand up because Tenacious D is on my Pandora radio list and they will play it no matter how many times I tell it not to.
>>30374442
He's like Titus levels of retarded 'comic'
>>30375216
bo burnham is an antigun faggot
At least we have actually good comedians out there like Joe Rogan.
>>30375216
Bo Burnham is unfunny as fuck... then again I'm older than 14, which may be the reason I hate that annoying little faggot.
Also, anyone else notice that siriusxm has been playing TONS of antigun bits on its comedy stations?
that and they censor music with words involving guns, violence, and drugs, but wont censor sexual stuff
glad i dont pay for it
>>30374086
The first guy on this "Panel" who is just trying to be a joker is doing a really good job of ripping Tosh.
>>30374086
>Long sleeve APFU shirt
FUCKING.
WHY.
NEVERSERVED TOOLBAGS GET OUUUUTT
AHHHH KILL THE COPS NEVER TRUST NIGGERS AND DEPORT MECIXANS DUURRRRR
HUR DUR HERDY GURDDDD
AHHHHH
in all seriousness, they do want to steal your guns and kill you for being white.
No big deal. All hail the Almighty Black Cock and its messengers spraying across our wives.
The white race was never good.
Ooga booga
>>30374086
>calls kid racist
>while taking a dig at white people
>makes jokes about tragedies
>trashes cops
>trashes trump
>trashes gun owners
nah, fuck tosh
>>30375755
I think the guy standing next to him was actually genuinely sick of Tosh's shit.
Like those were not part of the act that was some prime roasting.
>>30374086
>shoot the jew
>black whore thinks it's sexy
He may be an autist but black women are powerless to a man in uniform.
>>30374086
At least he does have a line for the liberal actors who are against guns but glorify them in movies.
>>30375783
>that was some prime roasting.
Good goy.
>>30375857
I'm not oven joking.
>>30374086
Remember the dad from Michigan, who would go pick up his kid from the bus stop with a .22 rifle?
Some Black woman called the cops on him and they told her he had a right to open carry and she said;
BLACK WOMAN: “So I can open carry a gun?!”
COPS: “You can’t... I know your history.”
*goes in the house and slams the door*
http://legacy.wzzm13.com/story/news/local/lakeshore/2014/05/23/dad-responds-to-gun-violence/9513855/
>>30375649
Really?
>>30375896
No not really lol
>>30375876
dead link.
>>30375784
"What's the whip for then?"
>>30375876
>black bitch got
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>>30374167
Whatever happened to that faggot RWJ anyway?
>>30374138
Ehh people have different preferences
>>30374086
Not quite one minute in, starts making comments negative comments about the guy's race.
I thought reverse racism was a meme, realizing I'm wrong.
>>30374791
Gear you need to pick up trash:
*trash bag
>>30376968
And a rifle.
>>30376968
Gear you need to REMOVE trash:
Rifle
>>30376730
He passed off his show to a bunch of unfunny dipshits. Not to say he was funny either. His daily Manhattan vlogs were pretty comfy though.
>>30374086
>Jews don't do guns
kek it's true because they hate American Freedom
>Removed Yamaka
Top Kek
could have done with out cuck.O
>>30376968
>bill of needs
>>30375876
Did we ever buy that fucker a better gun or atleast a fucking sling? I know we were trying to do that.
>>30374086
>how many confirmed kills do you have?
>there has to be a witness for it to be confirmed.
>>30374924
this, i felt happy for him
>>30377236
He's fully aware that slinging the rifle is a less aggressive and safer posture, but his intent is to be able to respond faster to drive-by shootings, which were the reason he started doing it in the first place.
>>30374721
Dude, hes a kid. He can't CC or OC a pistol. The plate carrier makes him look a hell of a lot more professional than if he was just wearing a concealed vest or no armour. Give him a break.
I will admit though, for his sake I hope he starts carrying rifle better suited to patrol tasks.
>>30374721
>>30375039
>>30374791
Damn, some kid has more balls than you guys.
>H-he l-loks like a sperg!
>O-only autists open carry!
He's there to make a point, a very valid one, just because you fuckers would be to pussy to do it, means you have to leave defending the 2a to some kid.
>>30376968
BILL
OF
RIGHTS
NOT
BILL
OF
NEEDS
>>30375530
Jimmy Carr is probably the smartest BritBong comedian I've heard. His approach to widdling jokes down to a line or 2 is very smart and he does it quite well.
Had the honor of him making fun of me when I called into O & JN once because I answered a question not directed at me (read: went full retard)
Am I being escalated?
>>30374086
He looks like a fresh spawn in the DayZ mod that just found a rifle.
>>30377474
This. He's actually making a statement concerning our right to bear arms. Good for him for standing up for what he believes him. Beats those gungrabbing hashtag fags by a mile.
>>30375876
got a mirror for that?
>>30374086
Lol, why is he carrying what look like AR mags?
>>30375876
>>30378971
Based .22 dad is based. Is he an American Indian? He sort of looks like it. Kudos to him for protecting his daughter.
http://mobile.wnd.com/2014/06/student-gets-armed-escort-to-and-from-school-bus/
>>30374138
>>Tries to make the kid come across as racist profiler.
he didnt try to do that at all, tosh is just an annoying smarmy condescending douche. that's h is gimmick.
>>30376623
Wow, racism. Very funny, mature and edgy.
You know where this type of unsophisticated, lowbrow "humour" and vulgarity belongs? That's right: Reddit.
>>30374138
It was one of the least cringeworthy tosh segments I've witnessed.
Kid was articulate, calm and funny.
>you need witnesses for a confirmed kill
I chuckled a bit more than I should have.
>>30377236
There was a thead on barfcom ages back iirc, yes he did get a better rifle. But more importantly was he and his family moved out of the bad neighborhood into a much much safer one. So I don't think he does it anymore.
>>30374086
>tfw video not available in your country
Is there an alternate link?
>>30374086
>That plate carrier
>that shirt
>that enfield
Friendly in cherno.png
>>30379139
you know who complains about racism in retarded long winded posts with a shitty reaction image?
yeah, reddit
>>30379149
>Kid was articulate, calm and funny.
That was literally the whole point of the segment.
>web redemption
>redemption
Tosh brought him on to show people he wasn't perfectly normal. Except for the fact that he picks up litter without a garbage bag or dump pouch to store it in. Either he's walking around with garbage in hand for the rest of his patrol or he's one of those pricks that uses other people's trash cans.
>>30379184
KEK
>>30374924
>In the monotone voice with no inflection or emotion
>>30375698
He's making fun of bill maher, dumbass. How the fuck did you not get that.
>>30374721
>>30374791
>>30374823
>wah open carry
use it or lose it, wimps.
>>30381078
The rest of us don't watch garbage.
>>30375876
That last bit is fucking gold. Typical niggers.
>>30381131
I don't either but they literally opened the segment saying that tosh was pretending to be bill maher. Seriously, do you need every joke spoofed to you?
>>30381085
>I wanna look like a total shit and alienate myself from 90% of people because me being able to walk around with my weapon on display is so goddamn important.
Fuck off.
>>30375876
Here is how things turned out for him later on. (Warning: Good feels may ensue)
>>30381168
>Not realizing that 90% of people are niggers or trans-nigger
>Not realizing the gun separates you from the niggers who threw all that litter on the ground in the first place
>>30381208
>wahhhh people are different than me
>I have to try so damn hard to distinguish myself from people who fucking litter and call them niggers for no good reason
By all means I'll defend the right to open carry.
I just think people who do it are fucking stupid.
>>30381199
He gave a short autobiography here. Still interesting.
>>30381159
Yes, if the one doing the joke is this shit at it.
>>30379125
He was playing bill maher, and the guy on the panel was mocking the fuck out of him the whole time.
>>30374086
Is he purposely dressed like Caesar Flickerman from the dystopian, barbarian, totalitarian Hunger Games universe?
>>30379001
Those are Enfield mags. Look carefully, they have 2 sets of lips
>>30381242
>clip
>>30376988
TopKek
>>30375876
>>30381199
>>30381242
He looks like a ridiculous tosser, but he sounds perfectly reasonable. The people America brings forth...!
>>30374981
No he didn't, the bit was actually mostly spent mocking Bill Maher. The kid came off as kind of cool.
>>30374086
"There has to be a witness for a confirmed kill"
FUCKING KEK
>>30379125
I can't even figure out where the jokes are or what his point is, do I just not understand American humor at all or is this dude an unfunny fuckbag?
>Dat sexy black goddess
>>30381237
>>30381168
>>30379139
back2leredditmeme
>>30379184
>>30381385
American """""comedians""""" are all there to push agendas. None of them are funny.
>>30374164
>unfunny closet racist
Hey Chapelle gets runtime and he's only one of those things!
>>30381199
Good feels
>>30375876
>>30379139
I genereally dont think OC is a good idea but it was enjoyable seeing that stupid obese nigger bitch get BTFO after mouthing off to the dad and the cops.
>>30374086
> put on a bayonet to pick up trash
> there has to be a witness for a confirmed kill
> why would I have a gun, I´m a jew!
>>30380954
>Except for the fact that he picks up litter without a garbage bag or dump pouch to store it in
I have a feeling he does and they just don't film it to make him seem more radical. The initial report that they took all the footage from was hardly a glowing portrayal.
>>30377100
>>30377256
My Sides XD
>>30382088
God damn I miss Colbert.
>>30381242
Dude is fucking BASED
God bless this land
>>30374086
I watched that entire video with a completely straight face, never laughed, chuckled, grinned, smiled or even changed my facial expression from a slightly disapproving frown. seriously, CC used to be funny
>>30374924
Dark humor best humor.
>>30374086
>has to be a witness for a confirmed kill.
No witnesses.....I like this kid's style.
>>30377903
Rimmi!
>>30375007
I don't think he has is much say in his show as he would like, otherwise I think he would have axed the whole "web redemption" thing a long time ago. Watching those and learning about the person/people behind them is like watching the segment of Jeopardy where Alex asks the contestants about their personal lives.
His standup is great, and fuck all the haters ITT. For bitching so much about edgy hipsters, a lot of you guys sure jump on the "HATE THE SUPER POPULAR PEOPLE" bandwagon.
>>30383007
I call bullshit.
>>30381255
>WE'RE MAKING FUN OF BILL MAHER HERE!
>...I still don't understand
You are a goddamn moron.
>>30374086
Is Tosh doing meta comedy about his own show
What
>>30383007
Oooh you're sooo cooool
>>30379139
Your newfag is showing.
>>30374086
Its weird that 50 years ago this kid would be praised and these days they are being made fun of. Its gonna take a huge death toll in America by some terrorist for people to take their own safety seriously. What a shame.
>>30384538
I just hope that when it happens it's done with pipe guns and improvised explosives so that gun grabbers might finally shut the fuck up about how we shouldn't be allowed to buy real ones.
>>30384538
Can't we just make them aware without a death toll? Not that I'm against people dying or anything. Just feels simpler and possibly quicker. After all, a few thousand deaths are nothing in comparison to seven billion.
>there has to be a witness for it to be a confirmed kill
fucking kek
>>30374086
>Tosh.0
>this was my grandfathers gun in ww2
a fucking sporterized enfield? sure dude.
>>30384689
IEDs and machetes and hatchets, no guns at all with a death toll of approximately 200 so it completely shades any mass gun crime in history and shuts the gun argument up entirely and is too massive to be ignored and clearly demonstrates a Muslim problem instead of a gun problem so we can address the motivation and root cause of the issue instead of the inanimate tool used
>>30384901
He could have sporterized it after the war.
>>30384939
Let's have it in a strict "NO GUNS!" area.
>>30385025
why would someone butcher their own service rifle?
And im pretty sure there was a company that did that exact modification but i dont know for sure
>>30374086
>you shot me!
>I thought you had a gun
>why the fuck would I have a gun? Im a jew!
Sides in orbit
>>30374086
>mfw he reminds me of myself when I was a kid
>>30385035
Exactly. It will probably happen and it'll likely be a coordinated attack on a stadium or something.
>>30374086
The kid was legendary, and tosh was funny in how he was fumbling around trying to make slip up.
What's the name of the woman and tell me if there are nudes.
>>30381502
Hey, Lewis Black and Bill Burr are pretty good, so is Chris Porter. Though I haven't seen anything from Chris in a while
