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Alright /k/, it's time for a cautionary tale here. Hopefully you can all take a lesson from this and not make the same mistakes I did.

For those of you too lazy to read the whole story, my big mouth cost someone their life and I had to use lethal force.

>Be me
>22 at the time
>Fresh out of college
>2008
>Visiting family in Arizona for the summer before moving to Alaska for work
>Smaller town
>Facebook had just started becoming wide spread but everyone I had grown up with had still been using MySpace
>Including this one guy
>We'll call him Chad
>Chad and I had always butted head in school
>He came from a well off family
>Had everything handed to him
>Not saying I didn't because my family too was well off
>He wasn't humble about it
>Eventually he hunted me down on MySpace and messaged me
>Something along the lines of blah blah, you're still a loser, blah blah
>Fuck face dropped out of college
>Bought himself a 2007 Mustang V6
>Spent all his money making it look like a GT500
>After creeping him MS profile hit him with a come back
>Basically "big talk coming from a guy who rices his secretary's car"
>He get's super bent out of shape about it
>Sends me a lengthy message telling me why I suck
>Don't bother reading most of it and go on with my day
>Find out a couple days later from a mutual friend of Chad's and I that Chad really badly wanted to beat my ass
>He was 5'4"
>I was 6'2"
>Internally lol
>About a week after than my dad had bought me a 2005 CRF450R to convert into a dual sport/supermoto
>Spent that day tearing it down for an engine rebuild and some wiring work
>At around 8 dad wanted to hit the one bar in town
>Figure why not and go
>Now my dad was not a big man
>He stood 5'2"
>He was nearing 60 at the time
>He was a little frail but he was sharp as a tack
>Was also the most genuine person I had known

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>>30361888
>betaman vs chad

Who will win?
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>>30361888
>Eventually we're both a couple of drinks in at the bar
>Everything's going fine, dad's chatting up the bar keep and I'm talking to this girl
>Guess who walks in with one of his friends?
>Chad
>Great, just what I needed
>Figure he's not going to want to start anything while we're in a bar
>He can't possibly be that dumb, can he?
>He's hate staring me the entire time he's there
>Just outright ignore his short ass
>Keep drinking
>Dad calls it quits and wants to go home
>Fine by me
>As we head to the front door Chad stops me
>He's mad and clearly drunk
>Demands an apology
>Tell him I'll buy him a drink and we'll let this petty shit go
>lol no
>He tells me he doesn't drink beer
>As he has a coors in his hand
>Tell him he's getting nothing from me
>After a couple of tense moments he swings at me
>Side step
>Smash my beer across his face
>Lacerate the shit out of his face
>Bar brawl ensues
>Both of us get arrested and thrown in the drunk tank at county
>Chad gets 45 stitches
>Neither of us are charged with very much
>Eventually charges on both of us are dropped entirely and we get released
>Make it my mission to stay very clear of Chad for the rest of the time I'm here
>For the next two weeks focus on getting the CRF done
>Installing parts when they get in, wiring, etc
>Eventually get it done

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>>30361888
>dad was
I already don't need these feels.
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>>30361888
>>30361983
>When it's completely done and before we start working out the kinks, dad has another gift for me
>It's my grandfather's 1911
>It's a family heirloom
>Dad knows he's getting old and is handing it down to me
>Cherish the fuck out of it
>Spend the next two days ironing out the electrical gremlin's in the CRF and get it insured and registered
>As soon as she's road worthy I roll down to the local gun store and buy a nice leather holster
>After I get the proper riding gear of course
>OC the fuck outta it when I ride
>Find out that night that at the end of the week is car meet/cruise
>Perfect opportunity to show off the CRF
>That night
>Roll up to the local Diner joint
>Muscle
>Tuners
>Bikes
>Jeeps
>Everything imaginable
>Reconnect with some high school friends there
>Eventually you know who shows up
>Get a pit in my stomach
>Know something bad is going to happen
>He seriously can't try to start shit again
>Even when I'm OC'ing
>I was wrong
>Again
>As soon as I tell my friends I'm going to leave guess who confronts me
>Motherfucking Chad
>I'm on my bike just sitting there while he's screaming about how he's going to beat my ass, kill me, etc
>Just kind of calmly stare at him
>He says if he laid a hand on me I would be dead as he's confident he could take me
>Everyone is staring at this point
>One of his friend's is calling him trying to tell him I'm armed
>He hasn't noticed
>Someone is even recording on their Razr flip phone
>I reply with 'if"
>Uh-oh, I fucked up

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>>30362067
>Chad takes this as a challenge
>Draws a blade
>WHELP
>immediately make a move for the 1911 on my belt
>He's already on top of me and the bike's going over
>Gun is free of holster
>Gramps, better help me with my aim here.
>Pull trigger twice
>POP POP
>Ears ringing
>People losing their shit
>Chad is slumped over me
>Can feel the warm barrel wedged between us
>A lot of wet too
>Leg pinned under CRF
>Not sure what just happened but I know I pulled the trigger
>People rush over
>Chad gets pulled off first
>Oh fuck
>His blade is in my lower abdomen just above my hip
>Couple of Cholo's pull my CRF off of me
>One of them loses all color in his face
>Look at 1911
>Stove piped
>Absolutely covered in blood
>Go into shock
>Have death grip on 1911 and scared as fuck
>Shaking really badly
>Black out
>Wake up in the hospital a few hours later
>Cops there and everything

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>>30362143
Scar?
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>>30362143
please don't end this with the gun being taken away
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>>30362171
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>things that never happened
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he dindu nuffin
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>>30362143
>Chad's dead
>Apparently when I pulled the trigger the .45acp round went through his stomach
>Second round and resulting stove pipe shredded his aorta
>Bled to death on top of me
>Stab would nicked an intestine and lost about six inches
>Cops see it as a clear cut case of self defense
>Chad's parents want to press charges
>Say I provoked him
>They're so persistent and get their lawyer involved that I'm eventually charged with manslaughter
>I can't even shit right and they want me in prison
>Spend the rest of my summer fighting a bullshit legal battle
>90% of the people at the meet back my story up
>Eventually get acquitted of all charges
>Lost my job in Alaska because need time to recover
>Basically all I could do while the lawyer fees were being wrapped up was sit at home and watch TV
>Eventually find work in Montana after given a clean bill of health
>Still carry, but I'm far more hesitant to use it
>Keep my mouth shut most of the time now
>Basically known as the work quiet guy, but that's fine, none of them need to know why
>Dad ended up draining most of his investment accounts to pay for the lawyer
>He lives with me now
>Sometimes I have night terrors about what happened and even though he's getting up their in age he still tells my I did what I had to
>That it wasn't my fault
>etc
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>ktm
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>>30362262
It wasn't your fault, anon. If you're not lying, of course.

Provoking somebody does not give them course to stab you. End of discussion right there.

You don't shoot somebody because they say you're a gigantic pussy. You laugh and go about your day. In going after you after you "provoked" him, he revoked his right to life. It's pretty simple.

Is the 1911 alright?
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I can really blame you, things just turned out really bad in the end. You could have been stabbed to death if you didnĀ“t bring your gun with you that night, and its not like you ever started the bar fight or talked shit online to him.

Did you get the gun back at least?
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>>30362235
how is the answer 1?
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>TLDR: OP shhots someoe who had tried to stab him, possibly kill him.
Sleep easy OP, you did the right thing. One just can't pull a blade on someone who is blatantly OCing and not expect to at least get shot at.
Chad made a gamble, and he lost.
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>>30362314
20 divided by (five multiplied by four)
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>>30362235
PEMDAS

the parenthesis would make it 20/20 before anything else happens
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>>30362235
I dropped maths at 16 but you do the numbers in brackets first, so its 2x2 which equals 4.

Then you do the 20 divided by 5, which equals 4.

The you multiply 4x4, which is 16. How is the old way correct?
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>>30362354
It should look
20/5(2*2)
20/5(4)
20/20
1

The four is still in parenthesis so you do anything related to it
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>>30361888
That's a good read. Sucks he actually was that much of a dumb ass. Should have counter sued the parents to get legal fees and everthong taken care of
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>>30362354

I think the "old way" is strictly PEMDAS. That is, no matter where multiplication is, right to left, it happens first. Which is bullshit, they have the same precedence.
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Sounds like you did the right thing. Although it was a shitty situation to be in
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>>30362262

Yeah you should feel bad for protecting yourself. That guy would have fucking killed you, you moron
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>>30362262
"Chad" sounds like a few asshats I've known without a lot of brain cells and a lot less common sense and the fact that the whole incident is something that makes you pretty unhappy also has the ring of truth

It wasn't your fault, and if you hadn't done him it might have been you dead instead and he'd be in prison. I'm not telling you to feel proud about the whole stupid mess, just letting you know, I mean. That's what CC is for.

It sounds like you genuinely may be suffering from PTSD from the whole thing, have you considered therapy?
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>>30362262
WHERE IS THE FUCKING COLT?
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>>30362314
20/20 resulting from multiplying 5 and product of (2Ā·2) first


Also, open post pics or news article or you're a bullshitter with an agenda.
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>>30362314
>20/ 5 (2*2)
>20/ 5(4)
>been a fucking hot minute since I've fucked with math not related to money so this is the point of divergence
>20/20
>1

Is PEMDAS not a thing anymore? I assume the parenthetical multiply should become before the division of 20/5 but math was never really my thing.
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>>30362262

>Razr flip phone

Sooooooo, you should have 100% been able to avoid the frivolous suit if that video existed and was admissible as evidence. What happened with that, anon?
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>>30362449
Common Core is literally making people stupider

Welcome to the 21st century
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>>30362460
they can still sue for manslaughter as it usually refers to if the guy had a chance to back out.
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>>30362460
>avoid
that's not how civil suits work.
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>>30362460
Oh uh, he dropped it cause he got scared and it broke.

And I don't have a pic of scar cause I'm a fast healer.

Also no news story or court records because Chad was a navy seal.
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>>30361888
Chads a dumb fuck who should have left things at "fuck you buddy". It is never okay to just fucking attack someone, no matter what they said. You defended yourself.
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>>30362500
>drunken murder attempts never happen

>>>/some place liberals belong, hell maybe/
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>>30362486

>video evidence showing he made the first move

nah, bro. It would have died when the litigation pulled that. IF it had existed...

Or rather, IF this story wasn't something more fit for /b/.

>>30362490

>civil
>manslaughter

pick one

>>30362500

>pic related
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>>30362517
Proof

Let us witness you
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>>30362517

I think what anon up there is alluding to is not that shit like this CAN'T happen, just that this particular story DIDN'T.
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>>30362262
eh fuck him if this is true. he sounds like a piece of shit. at least now you got a kill under your belt. nice work removing that piece of shit, sorry about your dads financial troubles because of it though.
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>>30362468
Actually if I am smelling what >>30362404 is stepping in, then PEMDAS was only an oversimplification and the MD and AS parts hold equal weight resolved only by the position in regards to left and right.
I thought that multiply>divide and add>took (also I assumed the fact that the enclosed parenthetical also had priority immediately related non-parenthetical actions over external modifiers not parenthetical but directly connected to parenthetical) precedence over left to right but he might well be right.

Someone math us right.

Also op no one gives a fuck.
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>>30361888
>my big mouth cost someone their life and I had to use lethal force
I wish Chad would have killed you OP. You sound like a liberal cuck. Go apologize for being white and then #feeltheBern of a shotgun blast to your head.
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>Chad takes a swing at you cause he's mad
Use your better judgement, but oftentimes there's no need to use the gun, nothing wrong with a little fight to blow off steam and not every drunken brawl needs to be fatal. Maybe you were being a prick anyway, who knows. People get in fights all the time without intent to even cause permanent damage.

>Chad pulls a knife
You did what you had to do. There's no point at which pulling a knife and lunging can be considered anything less than attempted murder. There's no guaranteed non-lethal way to shank a nigga.
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>>30362643
You're so alpha brah, posting on 4chan and shit, I bet your swole as hell and shit too.
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>>30362679
Go blog about your tears on tumblr, cuck.
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>>30362692
>>30362643

I want the underage to go
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>>30362757
Then leave.
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>>30362692
Didn't we have a thread the other day of what /k/ thinks of /pol/? Fuck off snow nigger.
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>>30362351
>>30362354
>>30362387
>>30362404
Electrical engineer here. Common core is all sorts of fucked and both answers are not equally valid. It is correct that in pemdas, p>e>m=d>a=s as some anons stated. In the cases they are equal, you go from left to right. The issue here is with the notation and the fraction is not typically represented with the / (can never remember if it's a back or forward slash) and is instead represented in the standard numerator over denominator form which removes what some would call ambiguity. It's pretty straight forward but I can easily see how it can be forgotten considering most people really have no need to remember it anyway.
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>>30362449

PEMDAS:

Parentheses/Brackets
Exponents
Mult. and Div. (from left to right)
Add. and Subt. (fromt left to right)

20/5(2x2)=
20/5(4)=
4(4)= (first mult./div. from right to left)
16
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>>30362387
Also to add the parentheses only represent multiplication which means you are finished with their operations. So you should do the (20/5)*4.
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>>30362922
And now I know, thanks.
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>>30362262

>Dad lives in the plural sense
>Not past tense like "was also"

yaaaay.
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>>30362922

20/5(2x2)
20/5(4)
20/20
20

Clearly, you didn't excuse you dear aunt sally cause that is the most incorrect way to approach that method. Exponents = Anything included in the parenthesis, including multiplication with said parenthesis. None of this L to R nonsense.
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>>30363058
This is objectively wrong.
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>>30363058
>>30362922

Fucking great.

So do parenthetical results next to another non-parenthetical number count as exponential (this actually sounds like exactly how exponents are written actually)?
This really is an issue of semantics relating to the way the divisor is written isn't it?
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>>30363103

I beg to differ.
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>>30363058
>20/20
>20
Fatal typo
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You removed a bad man from the world and did so within the bounds of the American legal system. Good job.
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>>30363134

>20 oz of liquor in me

You're right. I concede.
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>>30363150
Anyone with 20oz of liquor in them is fine by me
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>>30363130
If you have 20 bullets and shoot 20 targets equally how many times did you shoot each target? Your answer is 20 times. That is part of how your answer is wrong. To add to how your answer is incorrect it is very easy to look up the process of order of operations. Also believing exponents is equal to the other operations is foolish to say the least.
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Unless you can post proofs, I am going to ave a hard time believing it.


Remember, OP is a faggot until he provide concrete evidence to the contrary.
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>>30362262
>>Sometimes I have night terrors about what happened and even though he's getting up their in age he still tells my I did what I had to

Ego-fag couldn't deal and came at you with a knife. Your dad is right.

We have to be prepared, mentally, for the aftermath. My CC instructor made this very clear. If you have to use your C&C, even if justified, it will cost you an average of $80,000
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>>30363166

Appreciate it, m8. Here's what happened:

>bought a WASR the other day (got it from a friend, had some cook furniture and was pretty well maintained)
>worked my ass off to earn the funds
>scraped together and bought it
>go to range on sunday
>first 6 rounds through it make a part of the foregrip fall off
>something that wasn't secure, fixed it, nbd
>went to go shoot today
>indoor range
>guy at desk checks all my ammo and shit
>flags my brass cause it's steel core
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>try to buy more 7.62x39 but they're out

now im angry drinking.

>>30363224

That explanation was too wordy, but you won, fuck off already.
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>>30363267
>>first 6 rounds through it make a part of the foregrip fall off

Literally what? You got photos?
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>>30363127
You are correct about the issue with the division. The other issue is not reading from left to right. Which is the standard way to preform operations. So 2*3/6 should be 1. It does not make sense to do the division first then multiply. Ideally you can just put parentheses around each separate operation to remove all ambiguity.
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>>30363267
Awe sorry m8 didn't really mean to offend. I new it was a typo but figured you would have caught it when I first made the claim. My main issue honestly is with the order of operations part.
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>>30363286
I'm gonna guess that the lever for the grip cap or gas tube was loose.
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>>30363286

nah but it wasn't the gas tube, it was the lower grip. When replacing the furniture, the dude i bought it from left the lever forward and that forced the part that holds the grip in place to slide forward and the whole thing to fall off. Nothing detrimental, but it scared the living shit out of me.

>>30363333

>solid quads
No worries, m80. Im just geting drunker and argumentative. Siento. As a sign of humility, have some weird shit I saw going on over on /b/ right now. Pic very related.
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>>30363387
How is there more than one image of that
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>>30362067
>>I reply with "if"
Laconic as fuck.
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>>30363262
>it will cost you an average of $80,000
That's infinitely cheaper than dying.
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>>30363441

I have no idea... but now i have a whole folder of it to annoy my lady friend with while she's working.
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>>30363058
>20/20
>20

IT FEELS LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS
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>>30363561
Anon stop stirring shit that's already settled
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>>30363313
>2*3/6
This is what has been fucking me up. Thought there was a difference between 6/2*3 and 6/2(3).
Like at least two other anons here, I'm been way too drunk for this shit.
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>>30363455
Is it the NRA that will pay for self defense lawyers if you are a member? Or goa or whoever
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>>30363612
Nope those mean the same things 2*3 is the same as 2(3) and have the same precidence. It's just another way to show it like 2x3=2*3=2(3).
Short education math rant to follow.
That's part of why I think pemdas is shit. It opens up a few more problems that didn't need to happen. It doesn't really help students understand the math behind the operations it's a plug and play solution so people feel like they've learned something.
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>>30363457
there was a contest on some magazine or something and all the contestants were published online
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Armed Citizens Legal Defence network?

OP did you get Gramps 1911 back?
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...wait,so if you didnt shoot him you would have been stabbed to death?

You're a fucking fag op
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>>30363680
Apparently it is a yearly thing. Winner gets a nice trip to a warm beach somewhere or something.
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>>30364475
Contest name?
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Is the bike ok?

Also did you get the 1911 back. I'd love one but i live in nofuns britfuckistan and anything remotely interesting is banned.
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>>30362262
Typical bro chad with little man syndrome
>spends money making a v6 mustang look like a gt500
>actually named chad
These are exactly the kind of people you should want to kill. Good job OP, kill some more Chads.
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>>30361983

yeah smash a bottle across a dudes face yeah he got 45 stitches yeahh we didn't get charged with "very much"

Hahah what in the fuck. You have almost no clue about the real world
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>>30366127

oh and also apparently everyone in the fucking world's grandfather has an heirloom 1911 that he shot 42 germans with in WW2
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>>30362303
Generally provocation invalidates any claims of self defense.

Op if you are telling the 100% truth and not misrepresent anything, id still personally side with self defense in you case. Just saying if is not much provocation. Did the MySpace stuff come into play?
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