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Things your gun said when you sold it.
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Things your gun said when you sold it.
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Dude no
I don't want the feels that are going to come from this
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"Stop pimping me out!"
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>>30358212
>Implying I have ever sold a gun.
When I get rid of them I give them to the police.
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>>30358212
>Selling one of your babies
What kind of heartless monster would do such a thing? Don't you remember the day you walked out of the gun store, cradling her in your arms like she was the most important thing in the world? Giving her a loving home, good friends, and a sense of worth after her birth or even decades of shipping from factory to factory after a hard life of service?
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>>30358212
Guns are not for selling.

Guns are for hoarding and passing down.

How could you ever sell something that has served you so loyally for so many years?

You're a monster.
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>>30358212
>

>selling guns
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>>30358331
Be glad you haven't been on times hard enough to pawn or sell your weapons yet young buck. Sometimes life kicks your ass and it takes a bit to get back together. Individual circumstances vary
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"I can't believe you sold me for a cigarette!"
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>>30358346
I'd sell my ass on the street before I sold my guns.
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>>30358346
>Dad told me stories of how he had to pawn his Les Baer for Christmas a few times.
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>>30358346
I'd rather starve than sell my guns.
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>>30358212
Please no. Nothing but heartbreak will come from this.
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>>30358358
>Uncle sold his colt python for a wedding ring
>wife divorced him 2 years later
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>>30358358

>On Christmas

Krampus is disappoint.
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>>30358370
>>30358357
Big talk cozy over /k/, I've pawned and sold guns to help pay rent, rather than live on the street or in my car. That's life, if you're lucky enough never to have to thank good on you, value your funs
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>>30358391
He always got it back.
Still has it.

>Fucking brother claimed it.
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>>30358212
Fuckin' STAHP

>Be me
>Lived in NY
>Scared of uniformed fags coming to take our funz
>Had AKM clone and Mosin PU
>Loved Mosin PU bery much
>Didn't seem practical to have if I had to innawoods at a moment's notice
>Traded it for like 1,700 rounds of 7.62x39 (some rare sealed and boat tailed Romanian surplus) and a few hundred bucks
>Mfw the fags never came
>Mfw no more Mosin PU

Mosin's POV
>Hey anon, are we going out again already!?
>Had much fun last time
>Felt like Kursk again!
>I have fresh wood stock now, thorough cleaning, good ammo to spit, we shall not fail!
>Anon, this is not range?
>Where are we!? No shoots today?
>Who is this guy! You dare trade perfectly good Soviet relic for stupid ammo!?
>Mark my words anon, you will be haunted by Soviet relic!

I know it's just a Mosin with an old scope, but I always wanted one ever since I played the first CoD when I was young as fuck. I found one in fucking Nevada, a really beautiful one for $600 on Armslist and just took the risk with shipping. Sure enough the FFL receives it within a week and I was so fucking pumped when I opened the box. Original stock was beat up so I grabbed up an old wood one from a buddy and machined out a pocket for the mount. Good as new, shot great. I just hope whoever has it now loves it and uses it.

I hate myself fuck this thread
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>>30358331
Not OP but I had a Colt Anaconda with end shake issues which would've cost me a third of what the gun was worth to fix it and take several months of wait.
Realizing that parts and service would get nearly impossible to find for a double action Colt revolver as time went on I decided to sell it.
I miss it dearly, until I remember I was deathly afraid of breaking it.
Sometimes it's best to just let one go.
>Pic related, the Colt I let go
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>I wanna go home
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>>30358358
>Les Baer
>selling
Not even once to be quite honest senpai.
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>>30358389
Lesson to learn kids. If a woman isn't willing to stick around for five years before marriage, she isn't willing to stick around for fifty years after. If her intention is to get married instead of just being happy to be with you, then there's a problem. Also, never marry a woman you can imagine spending the rest of your life without.
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>>30358430
>Sell.
He pawned it.
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>>30358436
Every marriage in my family has failed. I've witnessed first hand how bad of an idea it is to become legally and financially tied up to someone you're literally fucking.
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>>30358436
Also keep your gun so you can shoot the cheating cunt.
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>>30358445
My bad, reading comprehension is failing me today. Allergies, and autism, mostly autism.
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>>30358212
I don't sell my guns.

Abandoning this thread to avoid incoming feels.
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"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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>>30358409
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>>30358370
>starve
>owns a gun

What? No cats in your neighborhood?
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>>30358212
Nothing, because it was just a glock brand glock.
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>>30358528
but... what if no ammo?
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>>30358212

"Thanks for letting me go somewhere I'll be used and appreciated."

Only gun I've sold is a shotgun I had not fired in two years to a guy wanting a spare for bird hunting.
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>>30358728
>turn gun around
>hold barrel
>club cat with handle/butt
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>>30358472
this is so fucking cringe
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>>30358346
Sorry, only idiots and weaklings are poor. I'll never sell my guns :^)
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>>30358938
that cat would already be dead, if it allows strangers get that close and act aggressively
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>>30358984
I was being satirical but yeah, cats run 100% of the time, there are wild animals though that will fight back if cornered.
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>>30358984
>>30359042
The fuck are you talking about? Steal the food the old lady leaves out for it to eat, eat that, gain strength, and the cat will come up to you when hungry. Some cats will rub against your leg and purr for food and attention. That's when you club it.
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>>30359252
how many stray cats you have in your neighborhood?
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>>30359252
I was under the impression we were talking about stray cats, which are skittish as fuck

Also they put shit into catfood like ground up whole chickens that's actually uningestible by humans, you'd sooner have your liver fail
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>>30358409
>mfw imagining the mosin screaming at you as you walk away, tears streaming down her face as she falls to her knees.

How could you do that to her anon?
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>>30358212
>selling guns
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>>30358728
You have a bayonet, don't you, Anon?
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>>30360339

>implying i don't but a gun off armslist, shoot all the free ammo it came with then sell it back on armslist for a new gun with free ammo
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>>30358212
*crickets*
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implying any of you have guns
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>>30358212
Why did you jizz on me and post it on /k/?
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>>30358405
sold off my first gun, a .22 lever action Marlin, for grocery money. Shit happened. Honestly, if I ever want it back, I can get one brand new at Wal Mart. If it said anything, it was probably "You never use me anymore anyway."
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>>30358212
>I'm sorry Anon
>I didn't mean to hurt him
>He made me do it
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>>30358212
>yeah its a PSA build but it shoots MOA
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>>30358212
Who the fuck sells their guns?
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>>30358409
>>Didn't seem practical to have if I had to innawoods at a moment's notice
>>Traded it for like 1,700 rounds of 7.62x39 (some rare sealed and boat tailed Romanian surplus) and a few hundred bucks
>>30358409
>I know it's just a Mosin with an old scope

IT'S A FUCKING MOSIN PU. Even if it's a shitty force-match, those fuckers are still hard to find. I see regular 91/30's all over, I've only ever seen ONE Mosin PU

You know, if we're going to sell off or trade shit, we should atleast do buisiness with other fucking /k/ommandoes. Some fag probably raped that thing.
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>>30358212
Never have. I am not so evil.
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>>30359299
Actually, cat and dog food needs to be edible for humans, as per the FDA I believe. The purpose being that some dumbass isn't going to be paying attention to their kid and it's going to crawl over to Fido's food and start nomming.
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