You know what to do.....
>>30353822
WHAT DO I DO
DON'T THROW SOMETHING LIKE THIS ON ME I START PANICKING
habbening edition:
>>30353822
>smoking
0/10
>>30353835
after the happening my man, it will be the new currency
people need to feed their addiction
I don't know a whole lot about military stuff
>>30353822
but I already masturbated today.
Anyone want to help me find my puppy? I think he ran into the woods there.
>>30356575
A weapon to surpass metal gear
>>30356739
love it
my realistic one
>>30357114
so... no ammo for your pistol?
Why ft you got a plate carrier? That thing is retarded heavy to just walk around in.
Where are you cooking your food? Open fire? Good luck with that.
For max comfyness.
>>30357114
A flak vest is going to do nothing but be heavy as shit on your body. Unless you're in an environment that you are worrying about literal flak and shrapnel, I wouldn't even bother.
Comin to take yer gunz
>>30353822
rate survival gun is a .22 air gun
What is this? I wanna join too...
>>30357917
http://www.innawoods.net/swf/InnaWoods.swf
Reloading is for faggots
>>30357957
>only have a android phone
Fack. Thanks anyway tho
>>30356739
Gonna need more toilet paper there brudduh.
>>30358011
What are you talking about? He's not going to shit for weeks.
hard mode use what you actually own.
weight:28.1 kilos
>>30358039
Opposite for me. I eat assloads of jerky, I shit a literal river from my ass. It's like I'm pissing from my asshole.
>>30357910
>>30358096
already did, it fucking sucks but I can make it if I avoid humans and hunt rabbits and small shit.
>>30358150
What are you, a masochist? Bet you're asshole's scar tissue.
YOU SEE BRATYA, WHEN REMOVE ARMS, HEV LESS TARGET TO BE OF SHOT IN
>>30358318
I love me sum jerky nigga.
Though that scar tissue thing isn't far off. I get blood every time I wipe.
>>30358459
Shouldnt you be guarding the fucking Fulda gap or something?
>>30358504
Oh jesus I was joking about the scar tissue, anon unless you're lying you might wanna see someone about that.
Unless chipotle is also a part of your diet
>>30353822
I find the lack of bogroll.... Disturbing
>>30358527
Yes.
Heres another. Old shit here
>>30358549
"shitstorm? bring it!"
About on par with my bug out set up.
only stuff I have in my apartment right now. Shotgun is actually a Mossberg 500 I added a scope and laser to for deer hunting with slugs, .22 is for plinking.
>>30358713
Forgot to explain lighters: roaming lighter salesmen. Compact, light, and useful for everybody. Could trade for food, ammo, ect, also for fire making and light.
>>30358539
It's a little bit of blood remnants on the paper and I take big shits usually so I imagine it's just from stretching.
That's normal. Right?
R-right?
what game is this?
>>30358790
Innawoods.
Basically like dress up dolls for crazed doomsday preppers.
>tfw no innawoods RPG
>>30358816
thanks, is it on steam? Where can I find it.
>>30358845
https://innawoods.net/
Free, click on the SWF only link if it doesnt work for you.
>>30358886
thanks for your help, dude.
>>30356739
You'll be so constipated you wont even need the TP. You'll just need a shovel to dig it out of your ass
>>30358787
I'm not a doctor dude but blood casually coming out of you generally is not a good thing. Get that shit checked if you're not trolling me
>>30358821
>tfw no Ossie gear on Innawoods
Close as I could get.
Shame theres no wood board as a melee weapon.
>>30358982
>>30358787
bruh you have anal fissures, nothing bad, small cuts on your asshole that open when you shit sometimes, or if your asshole widens enough and you split them, sounds bad but don't worry
>>30358928
I'm not and I probably should get to a doc.
>>30359026
I hope you're the right one on this.
>Muffled laughter
>>30359173
kek
>>30359511
With a loadout like that you don't look like you're taking prisoners, why bother with zipties?
>>30359596
Not that much firepower, just loads of junk.
>>30358727
fuckin nam
>>30358727
Not enough cigarettes and pork and lima beans rations
I tried
Standard carry where I'm from
>>30353822
I honestly don't know what to do
>>30363658
Go innawoods.
I'll have to find food later. I'd warrant I have some valuable items to trade.
I like to call this the "One Man Army".
I have no idea what apocalyptic/catastrophic event would require this much gear.
>>30353822
Requesting rock salesman
>>30353822
In 2033, the /k/aped /k/rusader successfully attempted to spray-paint a large dick on the side of the Bloomberg-Feinstein Conglomerate headquarters in New York City as an act of retribution for the Great Gun-Grab of '32. This is a faithful representation of his loadout for that fateful mission.
This man will be the death of us all.
>>30358736
fucking brilliant
>>30357998
DIE DIE DIE
>>30358096
Ive got one I just finished but clicking save image doesnt save anything so should I just screenshot it?
>>30365528
yeah, it still wont save directly from the site so i used the snipping tool and cropped and resized so it was like everyone elses. this is all stuff ive got and while its heavy as shit im gonna be one cozy mofo with all this.
Newb at this.
>>30353822
>Simo Hayha
> using a scope
>>30357159
Follow Freeman!
>>30359173
Lel, no ammo
>>30357159
fuck carrying stove fuel
still no pipebombs
Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
>>30353822
Love my shotty
>>30359006
One of those two is about to get royally fucked up.
>>30364108
You could fit all of that into a single tote, and the only really heavy parts of the getup is the 249 and ammo for it. This seems ideal for 6 hours or less trips through the capital wasteland or the zone or zombieland.
tfw when i have all that stuff, except the guns.
First time doing this.
>>30353822
What's this website again?
>>30367266
greatoutdoors
>>30367266
I will give you a hint.
>grab ____ go ____________
>>30367153
Could use a hundred of you, just scatter you over the East like jacks, give those plumed fucks the what-for.
>>30367266
install.gentoo
They laughed at me for the last time!!
Preppared
>>30367321
I'd really like my beret back, please.
BRING IT ON RUSKIS
I AM THE SWAMP FOX
>tfw the apple app was krill
>just got an iPhone 6 too
Am sad, want to build my stalker and pretend to stalk some artifacts
>>30356739
>SHTF
>Doing my komanndo thing
>returning to my shelter innawoods
>get close, see someone through the brush around the bend
>they round the corner and I fire, the 12 Gauge slug ripping through his stomach.
>ded
>but unlike the rest, something magical happens
>as the slug rips out of his back, it tear open his backpack
>a wonderful rainbow spews forth, and orange and brown rainbow with a pinch of internal organs as the jerky flies across the forest
>I fall to my knees as the glorious sight absorbs my soul
Sleep with one eye open GI, I'm sneaking through you perimeter, bombing your base while you sleep
dont fuck with me
>>30356550
why the fuck are your mags in your bags but your radio and headset are in your mag pouches lmao
Come at me
>>30358959
ANUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Look
>We call this a difficulty tweak
>>30358821
Project Zomboid?
>>30359596
Zipties are usefull for everything. And maybe u coke across a situation where you need to take prisoners
From where I come, they call me a sick fuck.
This is realistically what I would have ( missing from pic: about 200 crossbow bolts).
The weight system on the site is just retard-tier, it said my gear would weigh like 30kg, when IRL it would be max 15kg.
For example, the small-ass tent weighs 5kg ! In what fucking universe might I ask?
My plan in an SHTF situation would just be going innawoods and building a shelter and hunt my own food.
More info: I've been a scout for over 10 years,and I don't live in the USA. I know how to hunt, skin and prepare various animals, as well as how to make many kinds of traps.
>>30371360
Oh and I forgot to mention; protip to all /k/ommandos, get a good flint&steel combo and learn to use it well. That shit will never fail you, and it's cheaper than dirt.
>>30353822
I hope this is the right one.
>>30357114
wow you're poor as fuck fag.
ALL HAIL MAGIC MI/k/E, DESTROYER OF WORLDS
HE CONTROLS HIS MIGHTY /k/ABOOM STICK USING ONLY HIS MIND
the legend tells that Mike lost his arms in an boating accident involving 366 liters of gasoline and a zippo.
>>30371360
Uh, dude, you forgot the crossbow bolts.
About all I'd really be able to get out of my apartment at a moment's notice.
>>30371517
fuck, forgot pick
>>30371494
1/5 I almost fell for that bait :D
I like boom
only own fudd guns from grandpappy because poorfag.
الØمد لله . الله أكبر ØŒ الله أكبر . 72 العذارى لقد جئت الى هنا !
>God I wish I had some ear pro
>>30372293
>That reference
Holy fuck man
>ARE YA READY KIDS?!?!?!
r8 my infiltration/spec ops loadout?
PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG AND NO ONE GETS HURT
GIET TOO DAH CHOPPAH, NAUH
>>30372659
>massive long fuckoff rifle
>subgun the size of a small pizza box
>brick of plastique with no detonator
>SMARTPHONE
>no map
>no radio
>no mask filters
>no food/water
What the fuck are you infiltrating? The local airshit community?
>>30367383
I don't enjoy killing, but when done righteously, it's just a chore, like any other.
>>30373114
>Disciple of JMB
>Has some of the last functional 1911's in the world
>Turn entire tribes of savages into has-guns
Graham was based as fuck. Why can't we have more burn victims like him?
>>30372675
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE, COPPERS
>>30373259
"I survived because the fire inside burned brighter than the fire around me. I fell down into that dark chasm, but the flame burned on and on."
Sometimes the power of sheer rage and prayer makes people total badasses.
>>30372795
>SMARTPHONE
>is detonator
>is map
>is radio
also
>needing food during sabotage/intel missions usually only spanning 1 night
careful, your amerifat is showing
>>30372360
>AYE AYE CAPTAIN
black hoods for optimal reaper when?
This shit'll make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus!
Innawoods - stalker edition
>>30375037
REMOVE
E
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V
E
>>30370330
>smallguy.png
>>30373432
DIE DIE DIE
Newfag here, what site is this?
>>30376879
loadouttester
"You can't see me, but I can see you.
And my red eye is the last thing you'll see."
> - Writing found on wall in the Zone
"Now that's edgy."
"I know, right?"
"Wait, what?-"
>*Dakka Dakka*
"Told you."
>>30356725
sometimes you just need all that extra space for your chocolate bar bag holders
>>30358959
CHEEKI BREEKI
>>30353822
>>30376956
"You can't see me, but I can see you."
>Writing found on scatman cave
>>30377364
you don't even need to reload this baby
OP here, made this thread yesterday, didnt expect so many replies!
heres another one i just made
>>30358010
>Flash
>Android phone
>The only phone that *can* do flash
Follow this
https://helpx.adobe.com/flash-player/kb/installing-flash-player-android-devices.html
And get Dolphin Browser
t.
/g/
>>30376879
Lemonparty.org
This is literally me IRL. xD
No seriously this is probably what i would pack for a SHTF situation. I live in Tennessee, no way I'm getting a fucking gas mask and shit at a reasonable price anywhere, took me 3 years to nut up and buy my M1014. It sucks shelling out money
>SQUAD. WE. GOT. FREEMAN!
Actual setup as of right now. Need a flashlight on my G19
>>30363515
Does that Chain Gun have silencers? That some Colonel Burton shit right there.
How to do on Android?
What I'd grab right away. Gotta love being in the scouts, though you can stick a lot more in a hiking backpack. The gun is only a .177 Benjamin Titan Nitro airshit rifle because I'm a norealgunz.
>>30379525
See
>>30377915
This would probably be what I would actually have innawoods. The Buckmark pistol is standing in for an S&W .22 Victory and the SKS stripper clips are standing in for Mosin ones. Also weight on this website is retarded(Sleeping bag weighs 8 lbs why?)
I would seriously need the goggles. My photophobia is shit. This is ideal kit, but not one I currently have; something to build up to.
Pretty much with what i can find in my house
>>30380836
>when he tries to reload after shooting 5 skinwalkers and turns out that he only brought SKS clips full of 7.62x39
this is pretty much what i would have if the S were to H the F right now
probably the most realistic ITT
>>30371150
>WOLOLOLOLOLOLO
>>30380868
>Not realizing that those clips are listed as Mosin Nagant clips in Innawoods
Filthy pleb
>>30380978
o sheit nigger what are you doing
>tfw richest man in the wasteland
>>30380978
just checked. it says 762x39 clip (mosin clip)
its worse than i thought
>>30380868
Why would he need to reload after 5, he clearly has 6 guns
>>30356802
put the shiv away
>>30357114
eye patch on right eye, rifle is being used in right hand.
>>30357215
plate carrier and comfy dont mix
>>30357582
have fun taking a shit.
>>30357587
has a pan, but nothing to cook in it.
>>30357870
do you not know how to make a proper fire, you have so much lighter fluid.
>>30357910
using the pouch compartments without a pouch
>>30357998
IT WAS A FIRE FIGHT!!!!
>>30358096
puts the flash light at the bottom of the bag instead of on vest
>>30358497
>>30358497
>shoots grenade
>breaks wrist
>itwasworthit.jpg
>>30358607
you dont need to change your whole outfit, just your undies and socks.
>>30358713
protein bars=shitty shits
>>30358727
who needs gear when i got the PIG
>>30358959
blyat
>>30358986
who need side arm when my pistol is my attachment.
>>30359173
just going to burn it all down.
>>30359511
so much head gear
>>30360854
you can have a pouch and backpack.
>>30367153
googles and gas mask?
>>30367198
no ammo for side, because shooting it means i have to maintenance it...and fuck that.
>>30367242
its going to be nice when i loot you.
>>30367253
>what is weight
>what is double stacking mags
>i need to contain all the waters
>>30358959
>>30371360
>lighter
>not flint and steel
also they have crossbow bolts in innawoods why not include them
Comments? Criticisms?
27 kilos...feels decent for the stuff i have
>>30381157
Perfect Zone loadout.
All it really needs is a vest (for storing artifacts and vodka) and body armor.
>>30358787
If it's red fresh blood you're generally peachy. Just takes some stool softeners so your ass has time to heal.
If it's dark blood or anything that isn't normal red like from a cut consult your doctor immediately.
/k/ anal health
>>30381157
Disturbing lack of vodka
>>30381051
*sees the massive amounts of carcinogenic currency overflowing through your trench coat to continue to nail you with a crossbow bolt and trade all o dat currency for a fishing boat and escape from the desolate wasteland of america
"Can't let those damn Capitalist pigs win the war, now can we?"
>*Cackling maniacally*
>"You're scaring me."
"Why? Is it the asinine amount of ammo I have? The maniacal laughter?"
>"No. It's the severe lack of Vodka."
"Oh."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW93CV6m-JU
Packing light. Basic suburb/rural survival. Optimist loadout if I had a bug out location with minimalist supplies located there.
Highlights:
-Food for 2 days
-Poncho/shovel for improvised shelter/stakeout
-550 cord for utility
-Suppressed SBR
I would refrain from using the rifle unless it was imperative.
assaulting
>>30356452
ayy
>>30353822
First Time doing this what do you guys think?
did I do a good job?
>>30356810
DID SOMEONE SAY A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR
>I drive
>>30359173
I have been inspired.
I'll show you weapons of mass destruction!
>>30382935
Lol'd out loud
>>30382487
Is alright, but learn to double stack.
Here is my getting the fuck out with truck based gear.
>>30371388
How did you get this to run on iOS?
complete with nugget revolvers
Bugout kit
Still need to get the rig and crossbow though
Assume shells are a 50/50 split between buckshot and slugs. Environment is northern central florida.
>>30383236
>no range and an ammo that takes all the space for the weight of any other round
>just try to reload a crossbow in combat
>just try
>that book for manifesto writing?
>not just using MREs
>a vest and a bag is not comfy operating
>that mask and goggles are going to be hot as shit
>just bring undies and some undershirts
>not using combined items for medkit
>navigation stuff
>teeth brushing
>matches AND a flint striker
>sewing kit, what are you a faggot or something
GENTLEMEN.
>>30383329
>no range and an ammo that takes all the space for the weight of any other round
This isn't CoD. Shotguns can reach out pretty far, and 12 ga. is extremely common.
>just try to reload a crossbow in combat
Because hunting isn't a thing. Right?
>that mask and goggles are going to be hot as shit
That's why arabs where shemags in the desert, to keep warm
>navigation stuff
ikr senpai why not jus use iphone maps when all the power is gone baka
>matches AND a flint striker
matches can start a fire instantly
>sewing kit, what are you a faggot or something
i dont
2/10 critique, see me after class
FUCKING IMPERIALS
GET OUT
REEEEEE
>>30383805
FUCK OF CHAOS NO ONE LIKES YOU NURGLE IS A DIGESTING FAT SHIT AND YOU KNOW IT
>>30383329
>just try to reload a crossbow in combat
It probably isn't for combat.
>a vest and a bag is not comfy operating
I don't think you have ever worn both.
>that mask and goggles are going to be hot as shit
About as hot as wearing long sleeves in summer
>not using combined items for medkit
There isn't a single medkit out there that is all inclusive to everything you would need for SHTF, this probably the biggest nit-pick at your nit-pick
>teeth brushing
Are you 12?
>sewing kit, what are you a faggot or something
Are you 8 now?
I can only find 7.62x51 for the g3 series the only mat that looks like it could fit in a fal is labeled shotgun shells
>>30384195
Yea. It is a mislabel
>>30383329
Retard alert.jpg
>>30382850
2 duffel bags of meds plus all that gear is probably a bit heavy
>>30383773
>>30383869
>>30384489
>t-they fell for it...
>sweating_grinch.jpg
>>30383236
Not bad/10
YOu could probably use a bit more "non perishable" food items though unless you're a skilled hunter in a game rich area.
what is this? is some mobile apocalypse game?
