The apex predator has escaped jail and is coming to invade your home and steal your anime figures. Could you stop this marauder from destroying everything you hold dear?
Yes, absolutely. I live up several flights of stairs.
>>30348017
You really think you can outsmart someone who developed a more effective and cheap body armor than any scientist,
>>30345876
Who is this, again?
Also, if I know somebody is coming to invade my home, I'm going to flee. If it's just one or two of them, I'll just set up shop a couple hundred yards away and pound the fuck out of them the first time they expose themselves.
Nothing in my home is worth me of my family dying over. It's absolutely worth making other people die over, though.
>>30348275
What in the blueberry flavored fuck am I looking at?
>>30348312
https://youtu.be/Nn3PQJ9PHLY
>>30348331
The best armor anyone could ever make.
I live on top of a hill. Once I hear the wheezing I figure I have about 30 minutes to prepare. I'll be alright.
Jokes on him I don't have any anime figures
I'm too much of a poorfag
>>30348343
> mfw I break him down with a round of 5.56 to the pelvis from 200 yards out, then rape the hole
>>30348404
Underrated post
>>30345876
Bring it
>>30345876
Pity they used a shotgun to test the armor instead of mag dumping an AR.
>>30345876
There is no way in this or any other reality that his cousin shot him with an actual 12 gauge load of anything. The lead spalling alone would have been SUPER fun for porky there.
Also, angled scrap metal armor. Great for stopping nothing, but if it DID it would just send a wave of spalling crashing into his neck.
>>30348343
>Talking to my friend Jose from Angola
>During the Angolan civil war a family in his neighborhood tried to do this
>Everyone in the neighborhood decided nope and dumped thousands of rounds into their home over the course of several hours
>They went in a dragged the bodies out into the street
>feral dogs ate their corpses
>>30345876
Hope he enjoys a couple rounds of .308 to his fat fucking gutt.
>>30350424
Steve is going to fuck up a second time shooting at the apex predator.
Hopefully he was prepping his asshole for going back to prison as a convicted sex offender.
>>30350941
To be fair, they thought the feral dogs were gods and were simply trying to avert their wrath.
>>30350941
Holy shit. Thats brutal. Sweet.
>>30348275
This armor covers barely 10% of his fat as fuck body. Also, the only thing you need as deterrent from him is a stair. He'll be so winded when he arrives on top that you can easily take him out with a fork.
>>30345876
Nothing a good mix of diesel, kerosene, and Styrofoam and a match won't fix...
>>30348275
Of course not. That's what the stairs are for. His wheezing will alert me, my neighbor's small child will no doubt distract him, then I tip him over on his belly and wait for him to rock himself to sleep trying to get back up.
>>30345876
didn't he get arrested for firearms possession when the show aired and the local cops remembered he was a felon?
>>30357341
Yep.
He isn't going to steal MY scooze covered anime figures.
>>30354651
Load it all into one 12 gauge shell and you've got yourself some napalm rounds.
>>30353544
I'm pretty sure most of the involved parties were Portuguese Angolans so only partially retarded and predominately catholic.
But really, what do people think is going to happen when they start trying to rob and murder everyone? Everyone is going to get sick of that shit and shoot them to death.
>>30345876
I'll just leave some poisoned twinkies at my front and back door. The problem takes care of itself.
>>30348343
fucking Tacoma.
>>30345876
>mfw i'm near tacoma
I can't wait to meet piggy when Rainier erupts
"Apex Predator"?
You talking about the evil dork from "Chronicle"?
>>30345876
you dont stop the apex predator
say goodbye to your stockpile of twinkies and beer.
I would eat his heart to gain his power.
>>30345876
i live on a hill
>>30362973
The fatty in the OP calls himself an apex predator.
>>30348343
what the fuck am I watching
