oh shit /k/ you have your enemy on the floor and you have one bullet left
What do you say?
YABBA DABBA DOO
I get him to stand up again before shooting him, because if it appears I executed him on the ground, I might get in shit with the law.
Sage, dipshit.
No Jack, I left one chamber empty
SHIET NIGGUH
>>30340969
>One bullet left.
>"Fuck I should have gone shopping today..."
>>30340969
Don't worry I'm not going to shoot y......
>>30340969
>knock knock
>who's there?
>interrupting cow
>interrupting co-
>BANG
When you see Osama, you tell him I said hi
>There's only one thing in this world that I'm certain about: I actually can believe that it's not butter. God only knows whether or not this one has your name on it, but I wouldn't try anything unless you like the taste of vegetable oil in hell.
>>30340969
Yabba dabba doo
>>30340969
Hoobidy Doobidy!
>>30341290
this made me kek
>>30340994
>the look of bewilderment and confusion as he tries to figure out what that means right before high speed lead scrambles his brain
Op is a faggot
Rei or Asuka?
The Lannisters send their regards.
"Say cheese."
Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now
>>30340969
Does anyone have a spare clip
>>30340969
"I've got one more bullet in this clip, and I just pumped the bolt back and pulled the battery out of the safety. Ur real fucked now, kiddo."
pssh... nothin personnel, kid
Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior? Take a look at this pamphlet...
>>30340969
RUM HAAAM!
>>30343826
>"...Rei?"
>Motherfucker.
>*bang*
Is that how it'd play out?
>>30341296
kek
>>30340969
Frozen or Zootopia?
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
>>30343877
YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD
AHAHRRHAHRAHRHRAHRRA!
*i used to be a renegade*
*i used to fool around*
*but i couldn't take the punishment*
*and had to settle down*
>>30344275
But which one's the right answer? If you answer Frozen, they think you're an autistic moron, if you answer Zootopia, they think you're a furry.
>obviously Zootopia is better
>>30340969
>pic related.
do svidaniya cyka
>>30344379
>obviously Zootopia is better
Of course
>If you have to shoot, shoot! Don't talk.
>>30344379
>Zootopia is better
Uhm duh
>>30340969
hahaha, nice, nice
C'est la vie
>>30340969
el oh el
>>30340969
This'll teach you not to rustle my jimmies!
Thats my horse.
Only 9mm, lol
>>30344638
That's my horse.
It's called a fucking magazine!!!
"See if this makes your teeth whiter and brighter"
"George Bush did 9/11."
"I legit fucked your mother/wife/gf, cuck"
hakuna matata
"Black lives matter."
"oh"
>>30340969
>they say these things cause cancer in the state of California.
>luckily for you, we're not there, ao you don't have to die of cancer; you can simply die of a gunshot wound
>>30344759
For some reason this reminds me of the time in middle school when I heard some idiot say that Abraham Lincoln died of lead poisoning from the bullet he was shot with.
Suck on my balls and pinch my nipples, fag.
Let's not turn this rape into a murder...
#YOLO
You've seen these movies where they say "Make my day" or "I'm your worst nightmare"? Well, listen to this one: Rubber baby buggy bumpers!
>>30340969
>If you suck my dick, I'll call an ambulance.
I pull out a guitar and play one of these
https://youtu.be/VpoDJf6PcKk
>>30344944
How did I know exactly what that was going to be?
"Y-you too."
>>30340969
Perhaps you're wondering why I would shoot you before throwing you out of a plane
>>30340969
See you in Carcosa
>>30344555
>BANG
>Now folks, that is a fiiine piece of polymer and steel.
Psh, nothing personnel kid
>>30344759
kek
>>30340969
>nothing
>just aim, fire & reload while moving to cover
>operators are not silly action movie heroes
>muh quiet professionals
>all this goes through my mind as the muzzle of my gun bobs with each of my rasping breaths
>armpits are sweaty
>feet hurt
>want to be cool & do just like the above
>something gets the better of me
>take a deep breath
>say:
"D-do you even 0per8, m-m8?"
>pull trigger
>click
>notice penultimate round fired caused misfeed of final round
>realize this isn't an autopistol
>remember this is a revolver
>mind blown by being unable to understand how revolver misfeeds
>fall on the floor
>on all four
>open the door
>do the dinosaur
>spaghetti falls out of my holster
>boom headshot
>heart skips beat
>look up
>enemy's head is gone
>look back
>see senpai with awp
>motherfucker be rocking out
>dis nigga just cross-map no-scope stole my kill
>mfw
>"Truth is, the game was rigged from the start."
>>30340969
Whatever this is, I know fire makes it good.
>>30340969
"The cops are on the way. If ya get up, I'll have them send the coroner instead."
>>30340969
All of them
Everyone will know you tired to blow me to live.
I hope it doesn't bother you, but I *am* going to stick my dick into your brain when you're dead.
>>30340969
"I personally like the taste and texture of necco wafers... isn't that odd?"
It's just a prank bro. These ain't real bullets.
"Hope you have a good time yiffing down there."
Take off your pants
I shoot him, then I call him a "fucking cunt" as I walk away.
Only dumbasses monologue.
>>30340969
Here's two prime examples of how to react.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh55uM9UVxQ
>>30344688
*goat
>>30340969
"It's just been revoked!"
"glad to see you're following your Russian ancestors footsteps, tell Stalin I said xaxaxaxa)))"
Do you feel like a hero yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0mC__bGcmM
>>30340969
something confusing as fuck. Like, if he's white, I'd say "White power" or he's black say something like "Die, whitey!". Fuck their minds up real quick.
>>30340969
I say nothing and get it the hell over with. Thats the first mistake they always make in the movies.
>>30340969
I'm hungry
>>30340969
>I'm going to tell everyone you offered to suck my dick if I let you live.
Not mine, but my favorite from the last thread.
>>30345484
Congrats, now your enemy is gonna survive and be on a single minded warpath.
>>30347371
Wtf... that cylinder looks like somebody tried to eat it lmao! Fukken saved
>>30347442
>single-minded
I bet that idiot will zigzag all over the place and only end up on my doorstep once he's finished literally every sidequest he can find and only confront me once he's gotten to the point where it must be done in order to advance the story.
"hitler was right"
Cheeki breeki
>>30340969
"Piss on you, I'm working for Mel Brooks!"
>>30347378
>vore
>>30340969
Ahora vas a conocer a dios
>pull pants up to my armpits
>look around curiously while pushing my glasses up
https://youtu.be/Ya2xifdO_l0
>>30340969
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
Get down there's a sni-
>>30347222
>grumbling under your breath as you walk away so they can't hear you even though they're dead
Real alpha anon. So badass.
>>30347455
If I was your enemy, then you're probably right.
>>30340969
Y y you too
>>30340969
"This one's on me" and then I wink before I shoot him. It'll be humiliating for us both.
>>30340969
you are strong child. but I am beyond strength. I.am.the.end...fall.
Aloha Ackbar!
Then I kill myself
Guess not a good day to be a badguy, huh Skank?
>>30347223
>Youll walk with a limp
>stomp
OK, I was actually impressed there
>>30340969
>What do you say?
>Actually speaking to trash animals like they can understand you
FFS why? It's not like some fuck like Feinstein actually has the humanity necessary to be worth speaking to.
>>30340969
>What do you say?
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO !
"Where do you want your new asshole?"
>>30340969
>I wish I remembered to put in my contact lenses, I can't see shit.
All four failed libratard
>>30348276
Yep, it's undeniably more satisfying than ending him quickly.
>>30340969
I will relinquish one bullet, where do you want it?
You're gonna feel it, coming in the air tonight.
>>30340969
Nihil didicit.
>>30348305
>Feinstein
>humanity
You fucking what?
>>30340969
https://youtu.be/aNH8zLaZHAk
>>30340969
Pull the slide back above his head and watch the round bounce off his forehead and ping to the floor.
T ZONED
you wanna hit this, or should I?
>>30340969
I'd love to tell you how my story ends, but you've got a bullet train to catch. If it makes you feel better, this is the last ticket.
Did somebody fart in here?
