Post em if you got em
greentexts welcome
>>28297887
I don't get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIwVK_FxGZk
>>28297894
holy fuck
Little cousin was a city-slicker
>he got a BB gun for his 5th birthday
>went to try it out
>he didn't know if the bbs were coming out
>he sticks his finger on the barrel
>lifelessons.png
>pulls the trigger
>his fingernail pops off and his finger turns blue
>he proceeds to cry the whir of a prototype wharthog
>his face for days
> be me
>be 13 years old
>gunny home, dad USMC, grandpa Army WW2, NRA, BSA, protestant, fudds
>2 working parents
PARTYALLTHETIME.GIF
>be a typical, pimple faced, no friends asshole, wtf, dad was USMC
>couple of guize over, and my cousin, shooting pool, listening to records
Records. Vinyl. LPs. Led Zeppelin.
>See sxs 12 ga on rack
>See MEC 650 on bench
>load a couple of primer only poppers
>load break open 12, shout and curse at cousin point and shoot both triggers
WTF? asshole.
>home alone again in a cloud of blue smoke listening to Led Zeppelin
>>28297993
What?
>>28297887
I liked Death the Kid. I used to listen to his theme song a lot when I was welding.
>>28297993
I have no idea what I just read
>>28297894
Jerry motherfucking Miculek
>>28298064
>>28298033
He loaded a shotty with blanks and "shot" his cousin, was subsequently abandoned because edge2real
>>28298135
I just can't figure how the two on the right work, there seems to be no space for the bolt to ride back.
>>28298174
I dont get it, whats cringe about this :^]
>>28297935
He is 5 years old, this is yalls failure.
>>28298135
lol slavs are fucking stupid
>>28298135
that thing is just plain sexy
>>28297894
First time in watching this guy... Is he some sort of avatar of the cube?
>>28298326
lol fuggen space gun
>>28297887
Didn't he only do that because symmetry?
>>28298326
I'm trying to figure out how the hell one would hold that thing.
>>28298326
It looks like a bullpup fucked a pitbull
>>28297993
>load blanks in gun
>shoot them at your family member without them knowing they were blanks
are you still "that kid" of the family?
>>28297887
>>>>/b/
Noguns cringelord
>>28297993
kill yourself
>>28297993
No wonder you have no friends faggot.
>>28298166
>>28299349
>>28299349
Holy fuck that's some smart shit right there.
>>28299349
There needs to be a 7.62 real fucking NATO version of this, looking up the dimensions of the gun you'd just end up with a 15.7" barrel instead of a 16.3" barrel, and it'd still be about the same size as a P90.
>>28298201
>Galil
>>28299365
Fucking slav space magic. It's beautiful.
Is there any point to the top tube for the extracted shell?
>>28299525
It poops them out the front like an F2000.
>>28299538
I get what it does, just not the why. What happens when one jams? Is it worth the chance?
>>28299565
Don't know about that gun, but the F2000 has a door you can open on top for clearing jams and is used by a few country's special forces.
>>28298326
>Spacegun
>>28298201
McNiggerator is too good for this world
>>28297993
This is an English based board.
>>28299618
Obviously you aren't from the midwest
>>28297935
>giving a bb gun to a five year old and letting himself shoot himself with it.
good job anon.
>>28297887
>be in khe sahn
>be inna whirlybird
>it ain't me starts playing
>>28298337
When you age, you begin to care less about the world around you. Today look in the mirror and just go "HEYOOOOOOO" and fist pump it. then get some old man velcro shoes because they are comfortable.
Cringe thread?
cringe thread
>>28301370
whats so cringe about that?
>>28297935
>Adults give pre-schooler a BB gun and fail to prevent him from shootign himself with it
Yeah, definitely the kid being the stupid one here.
I cringe every time.
>>28297993
is this real life ?
>>28301613
nice concept, poor execution
>>28302330
>shave neckbeard
>eat less than 4 big macs a day
>take picture after camping and covered in dirt/sweat
>take it with other people
>don't wear modern boots
mitebcool
>>28301370
War is a product of money,profits and the profit motive. Not human nature,
>>28298340
makes sense, but id also heard he just liked the concept of defeating his opponents with his little finger.
cant remember where i heard that though
>>28299494
>Golani
>>28297935
This is bait right? A 5 year old given a bb gun? No one is that stupid.
>>28297993
>this writing ability
>>28302379
>>28301833
>the largest and most powerful militia in history
>cringe
No
>>28302379
>my first socialist economic lesson
>Selling glawk 34 via PPT in Cali so in shit gun range
> Waiting for paperwork to finish
> In comes tacticoool asian couple
> Want to rent a handgun
> Asked about experience level
> "Experienced brah" thisgonnabegud.jpg
> Guy asked to demo safe handling on a Glock 17
> Can't load, can't rack, can't safe from loaded
> Told to gtfo
> My paperwork done so do a 360 and moonwalk out
> They exit after me complaining of discrimination
>>28303023
>implying military is a militia
>knowing this little of US history and 2A Law
>>28297993
i was tripping on acid when I read this and it woke me up into being sane so thank you
catpthca: fucking gift boxes
>>28301370
It's only cringe if you haven't literally been involved in a war
>>28297993
literally retarded
>>28302379
GO AWAY BERNIE