The zombie Apocalypse just happened, you have nothing but the 6th gun in your weapons porn folder.
How fucked are you?
>>30328587
/b/ invader, we're not THAT bored yet
>>30328596
wtf i made this thread 1 month ago and it capped.
Aww fuck
>>30328607
What... what is that? A space club?
Not supremely efficient (.22LR is probably fine for slow zombies), but it'll get the job done.
>>30328613
It appears to be an AR upper encrusted in aquarium decorations
>>30328587
I got the Columbine rifle, it might be good for zombies but human raiders / gangs might end up fucking me up.
i might do okay as long as i don't have to go anywhere.
>>30328678
>giant MG
10/10
I'd bump rush you with my shitty pistola rifle and kill you for your waifu.
>>30328587
i got chu pham-a-lam
Fuck...
>>30328678
run and gun, John Basilone that mother fucker like its Guadalcanal. no excuses.
Could be worse
>>30328657
Worked well on teenagers
Custom Hi-Power. Fuckin' sweet
>>30328888
and a 50-something teacher
Also, hell yeah
Fuck.
I'm not even sure this thing works.
I'll be ok.
Goodbye wrists
bollocks, i hope the bobbys still have their wood sticks and will lend a lowly private citizen an extra dangerous wooden weapon in times of need
>don't have a weapons porn folder
oh well
looks like I gotta go with my tactical spoon.
>>30328997
C U C K
U
C
K
Well then...
I could do worse. I could do better but still...
>>30328587
i'm fine
>>30328587
Well looks like I can arm a fire team with battle rifles, so I think I'll be fine.
>>30329108
>Anonymo
RICK
>>30328587
Hope I have plenty of ammo. Reckon this could run those mini 12g shells you can actually buy?
Ummm. Kinda okay, I guess.
My Dad inherited one of these....
zombies beware!
I should be fine
Do I get the person, his shower, or the gun
>>30329056
>GET SOME!
>>30328936
Kalashnikov never not function.
If it not function, fix with hammer.
>>30329129
We're saved
>>30328587
I'll be fine.
Age old German engineering?
Worked back then i guess.
Not sure if bad?
>>30329369
No.
You'll be better off with something like STEN or Grease Gun as outside of receiver they don't require some elaborate machining which means that if something breaks you still have a chance to replace it easily.
Now I just need a pinstripe suit, leather dress shoes, and a fedora.
>>30328587
Well this should be an amusing apocalypse.
Ammo will be a bit tough to find.
Meh...
>>30328587
>weapons porn folder
>singular
Here is the 6th picture in my 6th weapons folder.
Might be fucked,will look awesome either way.
Gopnik award right here lads
>>30328587
Let them come.
>>30328587
I'm not going to be laughed at by a bunch of zombies.
>>30329500
cлaвянcкий/10
I don't yet have a dedicated gun porn folder, but this was the sixth gun in my download folder.
I think I got off pretty good.
>>30328816
well it will shoot .410, 45lc and 454 casull in a pinch
>>30328587
Not bad.
>>30329500
The only thing missing is vodka
>>30328960
is that a 45/70 revolver?
Uhm...guys?
>>30329304
you get the muffin
>>30329542
Yep.
The Century Model 100
Well I guess I'll probably be fine, at least until it breaks my wrist or runs out of the undoubtedly rare ammo.
good i guess, unless only real guns count.
I'll be alright
:(
>>30329597
shit nigga ur fucked
I am boned.
>>30328587
fuck
Well that might be about right, britbong an all.
>Turkshit/10
I'll be fine but supporting ISIS.
>>30328587
Well then
>>30328587
khyber pass to the rescue
i'm alright
>>30328978
Dude that was so fucking funny
>>30328587
as long as i dont have to move ill be okay maybe mount it to a car or something
>>30328587
will kill zombies and palestinian children easily/10
Not bad.
>>30328587
That is unbelievably sexy.Impractical optic aside...
>>30328587
lmao
It's ok.
not bad.
>>30329564
Jesus fuck.
Yes please.
>>30329595
hi demichad
Not sure how i feel about this...
Cometh at me!
>>30328587
Aww yiss.
Me and OP are gonna meme the shit outta some zeds.
I'll be fine, until I run out of 5.7.
Even then, it should be the only caliber people DO NOT scavenge.
>>30329954
Shovel slice enemy, dig grave for comrades and makes a great breakfast.
>>30328587
>>30328587
Would I get all the guns in this picture?
>>30328587
I think I'm alright.
>>30328587
Does this count?
uhhhh??
>>30330415
welcome to jam city
>>30330415
>#11
Did someone look at krautspacemagic and somehow think it was too simple? At least with most of the others even if they're retarded you can at least see some logic in the thought process for how it would work. Except #7 which seems to be some kind of anti-gravity feed system.
.45 ACP Luger
could be worse
I will survive
>>30329129
>KKKANNON
>>30329777
My dingleberry...
Fear me zombies.
>>30329076
But where will the buffer spring go?
Brrrrtttt
>>30329580
That gun actually uses 7.62mm ammunition IIRC. Ammo supply would therefore be comfy.
>>30329470
Holy shit there is a fucking chicken on that ak. Does that thing even fire?
>>30328587
It'll go fine so long as they're commie zombies
>>30328587
i'm very ok with this.
>>30329129
>assault weapon
in good shape
According to world War z I'm screwed
>>30330656
into the stock like an FAL
So do I have to only carry grenades or ?
>don't have a weapons folder
fuck
So instead I looked through all my pictures.
>Revolver
>1911
>my waifu
>Shania Twain
Could do a lot worse weapon wise, pistol's are not ideal, but at least I have 2. Plus my waifu and Shania, things are looking pretty good.
I'd use the 1911 to begin and give Shania the revolver, she looks like she knows her way around one. I'd try to get a rifle asap, then give Shania the 1911 and the revolver to my waifu.
>>30328630
Good for room one
>having a "gun" folder
seems pretty autistic
FUCK
>>30329498
I'm surprised not more people have this problem.
I feel, safe...
>>30331561
what pistol mags are those?
>>30329937
May I join your warparty?
I'll be fine.
>>30329771
Is that a Mosin action INSIDE a fucking underfolder AK?
Im good
>>30330415
>That one that warps around the arm
What if a round hits that? Does the ammo inside just end up cooking off on the dudes arm while he frantically tries to shed the gun?
>>30331904
Mauser action and bolt
>>30331904
well if that rustles your jimmies, take a gander at this
<<<
>>30328587
>tfw 8mm Mauser penetrates through a half a horde before stopping
>tfw five rounds is more than enough because of this
>tfw I'm perfectly fine while everyone else dies
Looks like i'll be pretty okay.
Not too sure how useful the supressor will be but whatever
On mobile so you get the 6th gun related on phone. I'm going to get rekt
>>30329546
That looks actually like an intredasting weapon of choice.
>>30328587
HAHAHAHAHAHAA YES MOTHERFUCKER
Are they dirty capitalist or fascist invader zombies? If so then the ghost of Stalin will protect me.
>>30328587
>weapons porn folder
Oddly specific. Go back to /b/
>>30328852
Bolt action AK/SVD?
>>30329470
That's Saddam Hussein's rifle, right?
>>30328587
Gonna rip 'em a new one.
>>30329606
....James Boned
BOOM!
>>30332344
australian built SMLE clone with high cap mag
>>30330629
>not g4
I can't clop to this weapon senpai
>>30329133
Where did you get that last one?
>>30331771
I heard nug-chuks require a lot of finesse
could be worse.... is 9mm enough against zombies?
>>30328587
>tfw on tablet
This is literally the only image of a gun I have right now.
I have no idea why this is in that folder.
>>30330464
Ruber.
>>30328587
An SR-2M. I am pleased.
>>30333076
A swing and a miss Carlos
it was made for this
Everybody stand back; I got this
If it blows up i'll probably die.
if it works i guess i'll probably die a little later.
>>30329546
What the hell is /that/? Some sort of StenMKII/Soumi frankengun?
Question: do i get control over the monkey or just the gun?
>>30328587
G3 should do the jorb
Not bad
>>30329580
Looks like there's some MG42/MG3 linage in that thing.
>>30328587
>>30328587
D:
>>30328587
I'm good. Just gotta be sneaky.
>>30328587
Guess i wont be fighting at range
Le ebin zombies :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
When will the fucking zombie meme die
On my phone and this is all I have. Got to say though I'm not mad.
I can be sneaky
>>30330656
Ares SCR. It's basically an AR15 with the buffer tube angled downward to accept non-pistol-grip stocks.
>>30329470
>>30330751
Yep, gold plated but fully functional although you'd fuck it up if you used it.
>>30332364
>That's Saddam Hussein's rifle, right?
No it belonged to a drug lord, can't remember if he was Mexican or Colombian.
On the topic though, I'll post Gadaffi's gold plated Browning Hi Power.
>>30330044
I would scavenge it just to trade or kill you and take your waifu and raifu.
>>30333656
>Bandoleer with grenades
>Several ammo belts
No grenade launcher
No beltfed gun
Not a spare mag in sight.
0/10 would not operate tactically with
>>30333879
>not including pale white skin that draws the eyes
>no plates
>shitty berets
>>30331547
>good for room one
Mein neger
God fucking damn it
>>30333720
lol is that those cut down enfields that tank crews used for smoke projection?
>>30328587
>The zombie Apocalypse just happened
Is it 2007 again or something that this zombie bullshit theme comes up?
>>30333926
Exactly
There are two possibilities of use...
>Zombies in thick smoke curtain
>Everyone in a wide area deaf instantly
>>30328587
probably okay
>>30328587
Bring it on.
>>30329597
>>sees dakka
>> this anon can obviously cook up a handcannon out of any metal and random combustibles
The enemy of my enemy is my friend so long as he supplies me with free dakka.
If said dakka ends my life, free exit from zombie apocalypse.
Win/Win?
>>30328816
jesus christ thats a cringy image
>>30329537
He's probably holding it.
>>30334081
You plannin on bayonetting everyone with that 15lb turd?
>>30328587
hnnnnng
>>30328587
Jolly
>>30331738
Happened to me. My 6th "gun porn" image out of my phone's download file was the DeLisle. This is my 6th image with a gun of any type in it.
>>30333600
>that gun
>that population
>did gon be gud
>spicy zombie apocalypse!
>Welp.jpg
fucking sweet
>>30328839
Lolz
>>30334433
>Self Check-Out
>>30328587
well...
>>30328587
THE STABBENING
>>30328587
Well fuck.
fuck
Bretty gud, I'd say.
>>30334523
What?
>>30334468
The torque on that barrel from all those bayonets must be immense.
>>30334444
>Quads
>Self-Checked
>>30331446
No, you get 5.56x45mm as well. Best of both worlds really.
>>30334555
>Trips
>Self-Checkout
Not fucked at all, aside from the fact that I will absolutely never find another magazine for it.
>>30334273
Put down a coaster nigga.
>>30330044
The 50 round box's of AE are so damn cute though.it's about the size of a 50rd box of CCIs. I may have to pick up one of those savage M25s
>>30333816
Hahahaha, that look on her face. Like she really can't believe someone is going to jerk off to this.
>>30333794
When it stops being a suitable analogue for a state of lawlessness
Uh... I mean... this was the 6th one in the top folder. Do I get the whole factory?
>>30328587
>zombie apocalypse
kek
>>30334460
The Mauser version was cooler. Neither needed a standoff device though
>>30331785
They look like USP jet funnel mags.
?
>>30328960
Brass frame on a large caliber revolver?
>>30329954
No one asked for this meme.
>>30328587
I do alright.
>>30328587
well fuck
Well, maybe good, maybe bad.
>>30328587
Well I lucked out a little.
>>30328587
At least I have modularity.
>>30328607
>someone's ten year old girl got their hands on it and bajazzled it
ahahahahahah
>>30335404
Fuck. Ain't nothing' wrong with that. If my daughter did that with one of my guns, I'd still shoot it.
![flintlock_katar_1_zpsfa36ae75[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iDvhoWM.jpg "flintlock_katar_1_zpsfa36ae75[1].jpg")
>>30328587
just some what fucked
>>30328587
>browse /k/ all day
>download new stuff
>reevaluate
>awww, shit!
>>30334798
It's Gun bronze or "Gunmetal", as I recall.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunmetal
>>30328587
Hmmm... Interesting. Plenty of ammo, I wonder if clips would be a problem in 308?
>>30329396
Hello autism
Ill take it.
Awwwwwww yea
>>30334505
so what it poops cartridges out the front?
>>30334973
haha nice shirt! and gun i might add
>>30331943
It's sacreligeous, but also mildly arousing.
>>30333720
A little wood on the rear end and you can hootini with the best of them
>>30335739
>clips
>>30329752
Tits...
My fav early century 9mm
>>30334109
It's just an artistic photograph.
I think I hear your mom yelling to come downstairs and do the dishes, faggot.
>>30329595
This looks like a preview for the next season of Kill la Kill.
>>30337938
>acting like an en bloc is not a clip
>>30329129
>Palmetto
>>30329804
Pssst just carry it you girl.
>>30329937
Aroused.
>>30331927
>Hollywood shootenboomen
>>30328587
Ak because it's all aks. I'm good.
>>30331852
That's not an RK 95 TP. That's a M92S.
>>30330501
until you run out of water coolant.
maybe you and your friends can piss into it to cool it a little but if you don't have a constant amount (and a 4 man team to carry all the shit) your fucked
>>30331569
well you get a quick smoke screen to run away with
>>30335427
>If my daughter did that with one of my guns, I'd still shoot it.
You'd shoot your daughter? That's a pretty severe punishment for something you could reverse with hot water.
>>30334792
the weapon you will be equipped with is classified
