>be me
>in Liberal family
>argument about self-defense with mom and sister
>yell "well i'm sorry for not wanting to get mugged by Jamal"
>both look at me like pic related
how bad did i fuck up, /k/?
>>30322891
Doesn't matter. Family is a sinkhole.
>he fell for the family meme
>>30322891
"WELL I NEVER, ANON. OH MY, WE NEVER RAISED YOU TO BE A WHITE SUPREMACIST RACI-WHERE DID YOU LEARN THIS BEHAVIOR FROM ANYWAY??"
Not at all
You seem like a pussy if that comment made your mom and sis go bug eyed
Maybe you should be a little more aggressive and spontaneous you fucking cuck bitch
Are yo a pod person?
>>30322920
You*
>>30322891
your only hope now is to get mugged by Jamal to prove them right. time to start walking the hood alone with a iPhone6+ out and headphoens on in the evenings anon
>>30322891
>"Do you go on white supremacist forums?"
>>30322891
don't ask me I mocked the hospital staff who were treating my head injury until they threw me out.
>>30322891
You brought race into it and completely alienated your position from their values. Should've said you didn't want to get gay bashed.
>>30322980
In what way did you mock them?
>>30322891
>at my cabin with parents
>inside watching tv
>parents outside chatting
>overhear mom talk about immigrants
>"somali's literally are the scum of humanity, sorry for saying it, but they are"
>Good to know my parents aren't cucked
>>30323011
>mother hates racists and racism
>admit to her around 17 that I used to smoke cigarettes and my favorite kind was menthols
>aren't you the wrong color for that?
>>30322891
>>yell "well i'm sorry for not wanting to get mugged by Jamal"
Well, you dorealise that saying that your sister's boyfriend wants to mug you might be a problem.
>>30323021
Well aren't you?
>>30323022
kek
OP on suicide watch
>>30323033
Just a pussy who couldn't stop coughing.
>>30322891
>mfw my parents make me look like an SJW
>>30322891
Holy shit OP, you fucker.
In these kinds of situations you are supposed to take some time to warm your family up to these ideas, not spill your spaghetti fucking everywhere.
Just wait for them to forget about it.
>>30322891
Wow. You just had to bring race into it , first thing. You have no idea what you've just wasted here.
You had a chance to get your family into shooting.
>>30322891
My mom is liberal "i dont care about your race/religion as long as you are a good person" then hears a coworker converted to islam and goes balistic tells me she would literally kill me if i did that, literally waving the huge kitchen knife in my face.
"I give you life and i will take it" was pretty funny considering she isnt religious at all
>>30323010
lots of ways, example:
>if you wanted other peoples bodily fluids on you should have just been a porn actor
>>30322891
If you left out Jamal, you would have been fine.
It doesn't fucking matter anyways. They've never been in a situation where they've had to fear for their lives anyway.
>>30323111
what the fuck were they doing to you in there
>>30323121
treating my head injury, I'm just a giant fucking asshole who didn't want to pay for the hospital stay.
>>30322891
>yell "well i'm sorry for not wanting to get mugged by Jamal"
>mugged by Jamal, Cletus, or Jose"
>>30322891
It wasn't really a good idea bring race into it. I sometimes get nervous around blacks but honestly where I live, the white meth and heroin addicts are just as bad if not worse. The black end of town was where all the crime was until the whites started getting hooked on hard drugs.
>>30322891
Call them racist for assuming Jamal is a criminal automatically just because they think he is black and they associate crime with black people.
>>30323232
This
>>30322891
I don't argue with my family about these things, primarily because none of them are liberals. My parents, grandparents, and great grandparents raised them fucking right.
Not that I would anyway, since I don't respect the opinions of anyone who believes that a person has no right to defend himself against lethal force by using equal or greater force.
>Be me
>Engaging in the most worthless of past-times: facebook gun debate
>We're going back and forth with the retard saying that knife fights were better since he "has a better chance of winning".
>youjustactivatedmytrapcard.mkv
>I call him out saying he (as a white male) is actively promoting gun control with the intent of oppressing the disadvantaged
>He unable to debate my point that gun control being "sexist, ableist, classist, and racist".
>mfw it worked so well an sjw starts attacking him for me.
>mfw I'm actually more sexist, racist, ableist, and classist than him but they think I'm one of them
>>30323232
Or call them racist for assuming only black people are named Jamal
>>30323381
I can tell that's a self made reaction image since you didn't get rid of the green dots.
Any idea when that shit's gonna get updated? Was the recent cliffhanger really the ending?
Why would you even bring race into it? Pretty sure most violent crimes are intraracial anyway, so you're more likely to need that gun on a white person.
>>30323429
What's it from?
>>30323490
Boku wa Ohime-sama ni Narenai
It's MISUNDERSTANDINGS THE MANGA and is super cringe/anxiety inducing but funny.
>>30323525
>by WAKABAYASHI Toshiya
ah, I knew I recognized the art, didn't know he had more than 4komas
>>30322891
>Paris shooting happens
>mom asks me how to get CC permit
>UCLA murder-suicide happens
>mom texts "was it an asian?"
>Orlando shooting happens, state senator calls gun owners filthy
>she calls him a commie bastard
>says the only thing these people will call terrorism is trying to stop pedophiles from getting into womens' restrooms
>even leftist sister starts making tranny and muslim jokes in private
>house across from us gets robbed
>sister says "I'm glad anon is into guns"
It's beautiful
>Dad hates niggers and spics but loves asians
>moms racist in the old timey sense like using "coloreds" as the preferred label and disapproving of race mixing with blacks even though she married a white man.
Eh, ya win some and ya lose some.
>>30322919
You did, mother. That I was born a halfling -- part pure, part Dequan, set the gears in motion.
>>30322891
>Mfw I work with a afro American named Jamal
>>30323082
This
>>30323082
(OP here)
Oh, fuck, dude. Shit. Never in my life have I regretted a mistake more now.
lol
what kind of goofy autist would say "jamal" instead of just "a nigger"
>I wanna be racist but I don't want to say a bad word
>>30323139
you´re not an asshole, you are just a retard, and not evena funny one
>>30323311
What is greater than lethal force, cursing their family?
>>30323111
so you were beeing treated for a head injury, and you had uncontrollable sphinters?
"You thought Jamal was a black guy? Wow, it's 2016 and you're playing with those stereotypes? I was just thinking of Jamal the thief, not Jamal the african American. Or do you prefer I call them negroes?"
>>30324397
You should hire him to mug OP's mom and sister to prove him right.
>>30324466
Story time
>>30324806
Fuck off reddit.
