So /k/, what's your dream gun and what unholy/insane things would you do in order to own your dream gun?
For one of a pic related I'd go as far as stealing the pope-mobile for a joy ride and taking a dump in it.
>>30318388
I'd throat fuck a penguin in a zoo in front of school children to get one of these.
>>30318399
saw that in some m16 documentary.
it's some 2000s bullshit meme gun right?
i'd dip a newborn orphan in napalm to get one of these to mount on my truck
>>30318399
I'd throat fuck a penguin in a zoo in front of children to get any kind of guns, not just my dream one. As long as -wait
wait no
no I won't
I'll fuck a penguin up the ass for a galil. Or a selective fire RPK. Or a PPsh. Or a Johnson rifle.
>>30318388
wipe out an endangered species of bird with camping hatchet
>>30318953
Oh and a selective fire AN94.
Would conquer the Vatican using only a 17 inch dildo.
I'm talking about the select fire version, of course.
>>30318388
Honestly my dream gun is an AR16. It uses the AR18 gas system but on a battle rifle.
I would give everyone on /k/ one of my patented toothy blowjobs for one.
>>30319010
can i just give you some money for it instead
I would consider fucking a trap for one of these. Full auto, and I'd make it bleed.
>>30319032
yeah that works
Honestly I'll do it for some cheap 54r.
I have the money, it's just really hard to find this firearm in the People's Republic of California. I'd give anything to just shoot it one more time.
>>30318388
> tfw I already own my dream gun
> tfw it´s deactivated
life is suffering
I would drab my foot through a half a hundred meters of broken glass for this thing.
The bottom one.
I'd touch shit.
I'll poop on the street for one of these
>>30319166
Reactivate it, fag
>>30319166
What does deactivated mean? Is that that shit where cuckstralians weld the action shut or whatever?
I'd hang out with a pack of dindus for this bad boy whIle we got fucked up on purple drank
I only want this because it's a semi-auto 7.62x39 that the feds wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole because it's not "muh ass salt gunz"
I would bare-knuckle box Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson for 9 rounds
It's have breeder sex for a TRG-42 in .338
>>30319441
Jokes on you, deacts are basically banned in most states of Australia without a specific licence
>Please send help or nukes
>>30318388
I already own my dream pistol.
>Payed for it
>>30319447
so they can immediately steal it off you and rob your trippin-on-dat-drank-face-ass with it?
>>30318388
I'm almost there anon... almost
I'd fight an unofficial war in eastern europe to get my hand in either of these.
Basically everything this /mu/ fag inherited are m dream guns
1/3
2/3
i'd eat quiche lorraine out of chef boyardee's asshole while mike myers watches
3/3
Id stop fapping for a month.
>>30319479
>>30319487
Had money saved for a either a sako Trg 42 or Trg 22 but i later found out that they don't have a left handed model.
>>30319687
>His dad secretly put all the NFA items in his name
>>30319827
>HK21E
>The 13th MP5K made
>M203
>His service rifle
How and why
>>30319844
>his grandads service pistol in supreme condition
Ill go out on a limb and say he was just a collector trolling the others but god damn that collection makes me jelly.
>>30319111
Come to germanistan, it´s run by left-wing faggots as well. And bring some money.
>>30318388
If you're able to steal the pope mobile you'd probably be able to just break into the Swiss Guard armory and steal one of their guns
>>30318388
>I'd go as far as stealing the pope-mobile for a joy ride and taking a dump in it.
I'd do that for fun
>>30318956
this
I'd bayonet charge a tank made out of C4 with nothing but a stick and then live for 15 years in a Vietnamese PoW camp and cut off my legs for a double stack 10mm longslide select fire 1911 with some sexy wood grips and optional stock.
I'd learn how to use a drill press and budget responsibly to faithfully replicate it in dual tone OD green and Black and then hang it in my home office.
It's about the learning process here but some of the raifus I'm seeing here are fucking gorgeous.
>>30318388
A 9mm HK MP5SD full or not.
The only insane thing I'd do is paying its market price.
>>30318399
I'd do that for free desu
>>30319660
Wow...
>>30318956
This bonus kek
>>30319176
>half a hundred meters
So....50? What an odd way of saying that.
>>30318388
punch my grandmother in the head
or id just do it for free, I hate that old bitch
>>30320033
>select fire 1911
Dude what
Why
>>30319660
>>30319675
>>30319687
I still love reading, it just gets better and better as you scroll down
>>30319754
That weapon makes the ATF start frothing with rage
>>30318976
Seconded
>>30319410
planning on doing it, sometime
I have to convert it, but it is doable
>>30319441
bought right before the new deactivation laws got implemented in yurop
>>30320592
When I first read that thread, I had to close it and hide it after he brought out the gyrojet. I couldn't handle the jelly.
>>30321073
Especially because its john dillingers full auto .38 super.
I would yell, "Lynch the nigger!," in a Black Lives Matter Rally.
>>30319660
>>30319675
>>30319687
that´s just beautiful
>>30319687
too bad that faggot was a mexican taking you for a ruse cruise
A WWII sten in good enough condition to take to the range. I'd move to a state that doesn't completely ban it to have one.
>>30319660
>>30319675
>>30319687
jesus christ
>>30325926
lol seriously
Dig up and violate any corpse of any age and at any stage for a full retard ppsh 42 or a full retard vector in 50 ae.
>>30318388
Beretta 950 jet fire, nothing i live in Australia :( tis but a deam
>>30328061
scratch that ,id move to a country that's not retarded, apply for dual citizenship, become a valued and upstanding member of my new country, apply for the relevant licensing and purchase it legally
>>30318388
I would drink orange juice after brushing my teeth to have a full retard SCAR H
I would trade all my guns 15-20 for a working aa12
I would become a class III SOT for a few years. Fits my plans just fine. Maybe eventually buy my dream gun if I actually like it enough. Dreams can be practical
>>30328513
very good taste, I always wondered how the 3 round burst worked in those
>>30328513
Goddamnit I love the 93R. Wonder if it would be possible to get a kit to just make a regular 92 look like a 93 minus the stock.
>>30319656
What this guy said and I'd do it in a track suit
>>30319968
Germanon, what happened to you guys? Where did it all go wrong?
>>30319687
>>30319675
>>30319660
Must be cool when your dad was the guy who hooked the Boondock Saints up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvV0SG4THJg
But seriously what was the dad doing all those years?
>>30319660
>>30319675
>>30319687
Oh my fucking god, these screenshots had me jumping out of my seat. Fucks' sake. Wish I were there for the actual thread.
I'd have forcible intercourse with OPs mother without protection in hopes of making him a sibling for this particular rifle.
>>30318388
I would go as far as getting a job and earning money to buy this
>>30319038
Wow anon, you're making a real sacrifice there
>>30319405
So like 5 minutes as a CNA?
>>30318964
>>30318953
>zips dick up and runs away
Tiger-striped titanium gold-finished .50 AE Deagle brand Deagle. Going to get it with a fat scooooooooope, a muzzle brake, and then I'm gonna get that barrel ported.
I would liquidate my stock account.
![Girandoni_Air_Rifle[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/L7PzoI2.jpg "Girandoni_Air_Rifle[1].jpg")
I'd hit my own dick with a hammer
>>30318964
>>30318953
Im oddly not surprised that members of /k/ just have folders of penguin throats.
Im also curious what that will feel like.
>>30318388
:((((
I'd hike with a bear for this.
>>30328535
Depends in how close you want it to be. An original 92 would have a heel release but the controls and sights are close.
Starting with a 92D would be better as far as sights go. From there you would need to have someone like AGW convert that to frame safety plus the faux safety behind that, a faux stock attachment point that you could use as a lanyard loop. The you would need something like an EFK 6" barrel with cuts unless you want the comp. Then you need to cut and lengthen the trigger guard before welding up the front for a sheet metal or airshit donated folding grip that would have to be welded in place unless you want the AOW stamp.
A regular AGW frame conversion is close to $200 depending on how you do the levers. It'll be pricey but better than being an SOT for the $5k deal sample 93r or upwards if 15 for a transferable
>>30319686
Mmm. Yes
>>30330977
There was a parts kit on HKforums for like $3.5k iirc. Dunno where you gonna get a plastic spessgun receiver though....
>>30329109
Ikr.
>>30328061
They are sweet little pistols, I have one. Bought it for $100 off of a co-worker. Come to Florida, friend!
>>30319478
I'll sell you mine
>Spoiler alert: some fudd hacked the bayo lug off
>>30318964
why do you give me nightmares /k/
>>30318388
already bought my dream gun SAA
Now I just need to find my dream CC holster for it.
>>30331147
I'll have a HK416 as my service rifle when I enter the army.
I will be in a panda orgy for this. Most of theses lmgs were destroyed in 80's. If you can find one today they will cost anywhere from 50 Grand to 70 Grand
I'd eat a fetus for a FA MP5 10mm
>>30342005
What nation?
Be in Gay Porn shoot with Ron Jeremy for this one. A PSG1 is so fuckin expensive if you can find one
>>30318388
>Let's take the FAL and make it fucking automatic
HHNNNGGGG
Vietnam-style M16
As in an actual M16 not an AR-15 that looks like one.
You really don't want to know what I would do for one.
>>30319166
I feel your pain.
Guns here are extremely regulated.
Fuck I would be happy with something like a Lee-Enfield or Mauser 98k.
I would singlehandedly invade Poland for one.
>>30319968
Any chance of Germany getting uncucked?
The main reason I want to leave The Netherlands is because of the anal airshit and gun laws.
>>30319687
>>30319675
>>30319660
screenies of this give me butterflies like my first kiss, shits obnoxious
>>30344785
MEIN GOTT
>>30345056
"say cunt, wat if we take the FAL, saw it down, and mount a grenade launcher on it?"
"noice idea cunt"
>>30319176
I see another switch under the trigger guard is that for safety too? You can only pull the trigger if you press that switch too?
I love the design of the Beretta M12, it's really fancy. Is it a good SMG compared to other classic SMGs like the Uzi, Mp5, Mag10 and such?
>>30318388
I'd take 5 nigger dicks for a M60
>>30318388
I'd let the entire ATF run a train on my ass if afterwords I would get a P90, or a select fire Rhodesian FAL.
>>30343782
amen to that, holy fuck
>>30319660
>>30319675
>>30319687
>you will never have literal stacks of NFA items and a mountain of ammo
>>30319176
Buy a parts kit man. Little harder to find these days but they come up. It'll be a bith and the kits are expensive now but it's cheaper than a FA version. Considering how many guys have multiple $1500+ ARs it's not that bad
>>30345096
yeah its a grip safety like the 1911, springfield XD, and a few other SMGs have.Its a pretty solid design. Still issued in some places and well received when it came out. Then you have the agram 2000 so it was good enough to earn a clone.
They kinda have that pipe gun aesthetic to em but they aren't cheaply built in any sense
>>30318388
I'd take several dicks up my ass for a PP-2000.
It could be a shit gun for all I know, but I want one so bad.
