Getting dragged to DC tomorrow by Mrs. Anon & will be unable to CC, let alone have a pocket knife by law. Other than my fists & wits what would you recommend I have at the ready?
>>30311503
American testicles
>>30311503
A rape whistle.
If you cc who else is gonna know?
>>30311503
Running shoes. :^)
>>30311503
Situational awareness
Flak jacket
>>30311503
>>30311503
Klan hood and rebel flag.
A bucket of tar and some feathers
>>30311503
Wow Americans think the UK is fucked. When you're genuinely scared to visit a major city without a weapon, you know your country is fucked.
Either than or your descended from the paranoid religious nuts that fled Europe in the hope of keeping god happy.
>>30312326
Nah, it is just where our politicians live and they are shady as fuck.
>>30311503
CC anyway
>>30311560
that pen is a huge piece of shit. It cant even write correctly, let alone the gel grip spins around like a moist vag with a finger in it.
>>30312326
>thinks being prepared is being scared
I don't think your sharia police would stand hearing you calling someone a religious nut.
>>30312337
This. Big boy rules.
>>30311503
Keys/nail file/screwdriver
>>30312348
>4% Muslim VS 60% white with white kids being a minority
Sure know what i'd choose shyquanda.
>>30312388
>60% whites who are 100% ashamed of being white.
>>30312406
don't forget, if you're white in america, unless your LGBTQ++XYZ, then your definitely a privileged racist.
>living in a country with only two awful choices at election time
Not even once.
>>30311503
>on /k/
>having wits
Ok bud.
>>30312388
>philly is the whitest of those cities
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>30312439
I'm not sure you should be proud of having more than two awful choices
>>30312388
Houston here, suck our heavily armed minority-majority dicks you limp gunless puto.
>>30311503
Large caribeaner and a handkerchief for padding
>say it is for your keys
>>30313288
PA resident here, Penn's landing is pretty fookin' white and hipster. Still a lot a bad neighborhoods in Philly though. Pittsburgh is almost unrecognizable from how it used to be, it's gotten extremely gentrified, almost a pleasant place to visit.
>>30312326
Most of DC is nothing but feral jigaboos.
Though it sounds like you probably already have one.
>>30311503
A black jack or a handle on a Keychain.
I have a towing pin from our old 95 dodge dakota on some flexible wire for this purpose, I can pull it out quickly and easily.
I hit my friend with it as he tried to tackle me. Not even hard and he said it was extremely painful. So I told him he was a big guy.
All I'm saying is that it's effective.
>>30311503
A giant black jack cleverly disguised as a vibrantly colored dildo
>>30311503
what else does a man need?
>>30312326
Lol spend one night walking by yourself in DC and you will cradle whatever excuse for a weapon you can obtain
>>30311503
>Getting dragged to DC tomorrow by Mrs. Anon & will be unable to CC
Wasn't that overturned a while ago, or was it just the law banning all ownership?
>>30312388
I like how they put asian as purple for the US but left britans purple as arab/asian.
