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How many military vehicles have a shitter on-board? This is important. Navy doesn't count.
>>30308437
>shitter onboard
why would you put a toilet on a jeep or tank?
if someone's shooting at you, shit your pants.
if you're not getting shot at, shit in the ditch like the rest of the towel heads.
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>>30308437
>How many military vehicles have a shitter on-board?
The trucks that carry the port-a-potties.
>>30308469
>why would you put a toilet on a jeep or tank?
Sometimes you just have to take a shit. You might not be able to change your shit-pants for many hours or even days.
>>30308497
I know of at least one military vehicle with a shitter but I'm curious what you guys come up with.
>>30308535
>>30308535
>You might not be able to change your shit-pants for many hours or even days.
then you take a minute to take a shit in the ditch.
>>30308437
Here OP, problem solved.
>>30308437
> Army, 19D
> Nope.
Some say you ain't a real soldier til you've had your first "battle shit".
Some say...
>>30308437
>Shit in empty MRE packaging
>Throw to annoying local children
>>30308535
B2 stealth bomber.
>>30308437
In the Abrams if you need to piss we open the access to the sub turret and piss down there then run the bilge pump.
To shit it is usually in a trash bag draped over an ammo can or ammo crate.
>>30308980
This also.
>>30308980
Kek. Also piss/shit out the window if you need to. So long as the vehicle isn't moving, otherwise you just coat the door in shit.
Anything's a toilet if you're brave enough
>>30308994
A stealth shitter? Really? Any further reading on this?
That's at least two then.
This is now a tactical toilette thread, post your tactical shitters.
Bumping
The warrior IFV has or at least had a shitter. It was designed to allow troops to remain inside in NBC conditions when you cant really get out to use a ditch.
Urinal on C130
We had a portable shitter on board once. The thing was packed full of shit and nobody figured to check if it was actually secured before we took off.
Needless to say I bolted it into a hideout as soon as I could when we came to a stop to avoid the call of duty waiting in the back of the truck.
>>30309117
>ur mum
toilet on B52
The BMP-3 has a toilet and the Su-34, while not having a toilet, it has a glorified piss bottle.
Pic of said piss bottle.
Toilet and kitchen of the Tu-160.
EA-6B has a piss tube.
>>30309222
This look like it would vacuum the shit out your bowels at the speed of sound.
For what is the red lever on the floor for?
>>30309261
>>30309274
>>30309301
Do you think they remove the toilet when they sell them off to third world countries (for example, India)?
>>30308964
those happy flowers are going ot see soem shit
>>30309301
You have to love that. One of the deadliest planes in existence but you can still take a shit, have a coffee and a freshly toasted toasted ham and cheese sandwich while reducing entire countries to the iron age.
>>30309342
I dont think so. They are part of the vehicle after all.
Well, except for India offcourse.
>>30309353
Its a bit surreal yeah. But imagine the feeling of being a god while you sit comfy and sip up some tea while seeing faint flashes on the horizon, knowing that entire cities are reduced to rubble with cruise missiles that you have fired an hour earlier.
You could easily get drunken by power.
>>30309030
Ranjit, is that you?
>>30308437
>pooping
>ever
>>30309274
What's it say on the side?
>>30309342
Mediocre bantz, 6/10
Work on the delivery and include an image next time
>>30309072
I'd post the Phantom shitter scene from flight of the intruder, but webms don't have sound on /k/
>>30309006
>not having a tactical piss bottle
It's almost like you want your tank to reek of piss on a hot day.
>>30308437
I'd imagine that the E3 sentry, P8 Posiedon, CC-150 Polaris, KC135, KC10, and the like all have shitters onboard, as they are both supposed to stay aloft for a long time, and because they are designed from airliners.
>>30308437
IIRC the B-52 has a shitter onboard due to extreme mission duration.
uncle flew 15s and 16s
asked him how to take shit in cockpit
he said you don't u fucking pussy
i cried alone
>>30310026
Fighter pilots on long missions tend to wear diapers in case they need to piss.
>>30309623
Of course the driver has his tactical piss bottles. He just has to remember which side is piss and which side is water.
>Tank reek of piss
>Thinking piss can overpower the stench of FRH
>>30309342
No, it becomes a portable shrine.
>>30308437
Heavy bombers do...and that's all that comes to mind.
>>30311190
I've taken a piss in one of these at some festival.
It's awkward as fuck. You feel way too exposed, an you are way too close to the other dudes.
>>30308437
Well they all do. All shit heads.
>>30308437
>bucket in the back of a humvee with a cover on it and some sand in a small container to drop over any fresh shit
it's essential for a long trip. Just don't expect anyone to be pleased with you for using it. Better than shitting into an MRE bag though.
>>30311213
Like you're expecting the curtain to go up, and the sword fight begins?
>>30311213
Well, its a personal thing, i never had a problem using them
>>30308437
Technically all...I mean you can shit in a bucket...you can shif anywhere.
>>30309321
handbrake
>>30310059
That's straight up not true. I have first hand experience on 16s, they have bags full of an extremely absorbent substance that they'll take up, as well as pills that suppress the urge to poop if they have to go on long missions, but also makes them constipated so they avoid it.
>>30309256
That is terrifying.
>>30312892
Well then, then i was wrong. Thanks for correcting me.
>they have bags full of an extremely absorbent substance that they'll take up,
Are they some kind of super-Desiccant bags? Or just some elaborate type of sponge?
>>30314081
Modern sailplane pilots use something similar- a freezer bag about 20% full of kitty litter to piss in. Quite a few glider pilots have died trying to land out to piss.
>>30309006
This is just untrue. Everyone knows that an MRE bag is used when you need to shit, then resealed, labeled CHEESE OMELET and returned to circulation to be issued again.
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the great outdoors are your shitter, in the Army.
I have left hundreds of buried shits, all over Iraq and Afghanistan.
I was in an Apache Bn in my deployment to Iraq.
Pilots just pissed in bottles while on mission and held their shits till they landed.
Best thing to see was when the Bn Cmdr came back from flying a mission. He always had a full 1.5 liter bottle of piss. He handed it to his driver, before getting out of the bird. Then you just see that driver holding this huge bottle of piss. As he walks across the flightline and the maintenance area with the rest of the Lt Col's flight gear. You couldn't throw piss bottles in the trash. He had to carry that piss until he got to a port a john or flush toilet in a bathroom.
Loved laughing at that fat piece of shit Ssg, when he was carrying the Cmdr's piss.
>>30312892
>>30314081
I work with Gripen and can confirm that diapers (called absorbents) are used on very long missions. As far as i've heard, nobody's had to shit themselves in flight though except for during testing.
>>30309256
W...where is it?
>>30309586
Sanbachok
I'll let you translate it in google, though.
>>30309622
Upload it on /wsg/ and then link it on this thread
>>30309261
that's fucking hilarious, all the trains in the former Yugoslavia have shitters that look exactly like that except the line down the middle of the pan just looks straight down onto the tracks.
>>30315791
Once I was shitting like that innawoods with my huntin' [spoiler]air[/spoiler] rifle at the side and a Japanese tourist couple came and looked at me then started running away
>>30308994
Had a bud in the USAF who did aircraft maintenance on those and he had to suck the shit out.
Apparently the toilets in those bombers are VERY VERY SMALL
>>30318205
The restroom on board the tu160 black jack looks fairly spacious and private. A fine place to take a strategic supersonic shit.
>>30309301
Glorious.
>be TU160 weapons system officer
>on your way to armageddon
>reports says american pigs launched nukes first
>Heh, who knows, maybe it was us
>It doesn't matter now
>You remember the speech the general gave you
>"We will not fail comrades ! Show these imperialist pigs the might of our people ! Your weapons have been crafted by the best workers ! Use them to destroy our ennemy !"
>You won't return home
>Natalia... She's living in the city... You hope she will not suffer too much
>Target in range, weapons armed and ready
>The bomb bays open slowly, and missiles begin to fall off before flying away towards their targets.
>The bays close
>You feel an urge to take a shit
>As you sit on the shitter, you are shaken. Is it a disturbance in the very fabric of life ? You can almost hear explosions, feel their might through your inner being. Or is it your imagination ?
>While you wonder about the sense of life, shit falls from your ass in small pieces, accompanied by some recurring farts
>Thousands of miles away, thousands of feet under, earth is becoming a living hell for millions of people
>But for the time being, everything you care about is the fact you're comfortably emptying your anus
Such is life in the VKS
ITT: Never heard of Imodium
Pop a few and you won't poop for a week. And it's way more comfy than MRE poops because there's no hellish repercussions.
>>30309012
> Dip for the first time
> Spit out the window while moving
> Splatters across the B-pillar and through the window behind me
> kek a lot
>>30308437
I know most tankers shit in ammo cans.
>>30318453
everytime i fly nigga
>>30309321
Controls the cargo restraint locks on the right hand side of the aircraft
Fun fact, the Aussies took those urinals out of their C130's
>>30318489
>Fun fact, the Aussies took those urinals out of their C130's
Any idea why?
>>30318472
Is that third world Imodium? I pop it before a long weekend in the bush guiding hunts or camping.
I learned my lesson when I got a beej from a girl in high school that diahrrea almost ruined but a truck stop on I-35 showed me the way.
>>30318252
in that same vein, i'm 98% sure all the B52 variants have a shitter.
the B36 might've as well because of the size and all.
also the military has trains and trains have shitters so maybe that counts
>>30318509
Soldiers were caught bottling the contents and selling it as Fosters.
>>30318509
A number of things, main one being people kept missing and pissing on the floor and electrical components located near by
>>30318520
Kek
Not sure if related.
>>30318513
its finnish jew-tax imo.. and yeah its a miracle drug
also little know fact... it cures opiate withdrawals in high doses but also causes heart arrhythmia in said high doses
>>30309274
Didn't the SU-34 also have a miniature kitchen?
IBS here.
My buddy whos a c130 pilot says they have a small portable chemical toilet
>>30318899
I know that c130s have some sort of bathroom in them but
>my dad who works at nintendo said
>>30309352
Won't be happy soon ayy
this has a toilet right?
>>30311213
>I've taken a piss in one of these at some festival.
>It's awkward as fuck. You feel way too exposed, an you are way too close to the other dudes.
Little dick syndrome? Or just a shy bladder?
We use them all the time here in euroland. Never had a problem.
