You have the opportunity to Assassinate the President of the United States. You get one weapon of your choice, what will you have?
Atf pls go
>>30278416
Slow day at the FBI?
>>30278416
Something with clinton skull seeking bullets
>>30278416
RPG.
I don't want something embarrassing like Reagan or Roosevelt to happen at one of my assassinations.
>>30278416
nuke
A mortar launched from the roof of the Rockefeller Hewitt Building because of minimal security and the clear line of sight to the President's bedroom
whatever weapon horus used to take down the emperor. How else would I wack god emperor Trump?
>>30278416
Carcano rifle in 6.5 Carcano
https://www.amazon.com/Silicone-Purple-Replica-Baseball-Wrapped/dp/B00SIXFYUM
Suicide vest. Counter snipers would make it impossible to use a long range weapon such as the deadly assault rifle-15. The secret service would gun you down the second they saw you pull out a high capacity assault glock loaded with multiple clips if you were up close. A suicide vest would be the best option. You would be killed either way. At least the suicide vest ensures the POTUS dies with you.
A Davy Crockett nuclear recoilless rifle.
>>30278474
It has a good track record, all right.
Hillary's email server.
Sam from iCarly with her buttersock
subtle "what gun do we try to ban next" thread
>>30278416
/pol/
>>30278459
I too watch twkyk
>>30278459
you, I like you
the truth
>>30278608
>>30278416
Nice try, feds.
FN model 1910
Id use a Trump
A time machine and a coat hanger
>>30278416
Stab Hilary's eyes out with plastic pens and slit her throat with jagged glass then repeatedly stab into her neck until shot by whoever. Don't give then any more reason to blame guns.
>>30278416
A collection of 20 Barret .50cals wired to a robotic firing system from half a mile away.
No such thing as too careful
>>30278416
The people.
Beat to death with a frozen turkey in a nylon stocking.
>>30278587
Get out of here Schneider.
>>30278416
a Klansman
Pic related
>countersnipers ain't got shit on me
>>30278416
120mm mortar with laser guided rounds.Bounce the laser off of a vanity mirror from a window so the countersniper squads don't see the designator.
>>30278416
A butter knife
>Save a life bin that knife
>>30279597
They have stingers.
>>30278874
Those are better for European monarchs.
Also, this thread... who thought this was a good idea?
>>30278653
Wow. I don't visit cringe threads but holy shit.
>>30279623
MANPADS aren't worth a damn if you fly below rooftop level
A bomb shaped like a secret service agent.
>>30278416
I have it on good authority that the Secret Service are not big fans of the Clintons because they're ungrateful assholes who treat them like shit. As such, I have the sneaking suspicion that no matter what weapon you used, no one would be chomping at the bit to take a bullet for Hillary.
>>30279730
We can only hope they will never be required to.
>>30278416
My fists.
>>30278416
Poison. Plant it in their food or drink, I'm 10 miles away by the time he dies, no one knows it was me.
>>30279597
I can totally see a /k/ommando taking out a president with an SKS mounted to the nose of the Toyota Corolla of the skies
My heart says 20mm anti-material, but my gut is more practical and instead suggests knocking out Marine One when its between the airport and the White House.
>>30279684
Mossad, is that you?
>>30278425
Well, it's not like they're busy keeping tabs on suspected terrorists.
sharps 45/110
>>30278416
a voting ballot
>>30279935
Or corrupt politicians
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgarian_umbrella
>>30279252
I chuckled
>>30279954
That's a dud any more.
>>30279252
Fund it!
Snuke
>>30278416
PAK 40 with HE shells, from three miles away.
>>30278416
Syringe of heroin, a 13 inch dildo and some lipstick.
>>30278416
I'd attempt to bludgeon him to death with a Quran while dressed in full Arab garb. Lets see what that goat fucker sympathizer has to say about Radical Islam if I don't succeed
>>30280374
>be president
>invite fellow Muslim into ovary office
>he comes in
>secret service around me staring him down like he's a terrorist
>"Uh, we don't need, uh, all of this attention on this fellow Islam man. Uh, let's give us some time alone gentlemen."
>buy secret service hookers and blow
>now that we are private Ahmed starts to ramble off Quran passages
>forgetting my Islam I hastily lean over my desk to grab my copy wrapped in the constitution
>while leaning over he lifts up my hijab
>"Allah ackbar" he screams
>he thrusts himself inside of me like a innocent tea boy
>before I can call my guards in I have to compliment this fellow Muslim
>I turn back and look him in the eyes
>"Cool cock, Ahmed."
>mfw he bashes my face in with his Quran for making eye contact, which was gay
HIMARS
>>30278416
Springfield Model 1861
>O-only muskets were protected by the Constitution!
FBI plz no
I'll take, "What is an FBI bait thread" for $1000, Alex.
>>30278416
Current President?
I'll pass. His term is almost over, what would that possibly accomplish?
>>30278605
High capacity chicken nuggets
hiring good employees not in the budget this year?
>>30280945
>Boss, I almost got him! He said he'd kill Obama with high capacity chicken nuggets!
>>30278416
Time.
Only thing that's always lethal.
I dont know, Putin is out in the middle of barren wastelands and i think he wont qualify for a entrace visa, let alone a work visa.
>>30279684
Im just happy you know white people's true purpose in life.
>>30279730
Hillary is a fine chicken i have no clue what youre about.
>>30279935
Isnt that what they were about during the prohibition. Hammers and record keeping.
>>30280975
Top kek
>>30278416
deagle brand deagle
>>30278416
I would use a stapler. Just go right for the eyes.
>>30281178
post
more
AIDS
>>30278416
John Wick
GBU-32.
>>30278416
Nuke.
>inb4 AR-15 high capacity assault rifle
>>30281178
You look like a girl.
>>30281178
this kills the thread
>>30278491
B-brody from homeland?
>>30278537
>not two of them by hand
57mm recoil-less rifles firing in a volley.
An angry mob of 300 million people.
>>30278416
14.9 SOP Rifle--- Or something in .375 cheytac.
>>30278416
backpack nuke or...
go to rotterdam, break into the labs (no armed guards): take the airborne, drug-resistant strain of H5N1. Infect volunteers and get them on flight to US where they immediately go to area where president is having his public visits. spit in his face. brb, fapping
>>30278416
Missile launched from Iran.
>>30283020
Underrated post
Matchlock musket, the kind that takes 1 minute to load. that will send a clear message that its all guns or no guns, none of this california middle ground bullshit
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