So Monzano mountain, the giant enduring stockpile (read nukes) and other fun shit storage place is on fire.
I live like an hour away.
What in the shitfuck do I do?
Pic related, smoke plume from my backyard and I'm like 20 miles away and it's still massive.
Posting from phone, apologies in advance
grab sks
go inna woods
>>30276900
RIP OP, you are two damn close the blast won't get you but fallout will. If you go ghoul I am looting your funs.
>>30276900
Go get pics up close. When MP's ask what your doing scream CHEEKI BREEKI and run away.
Get to a vault?
OP here. Smoke is holding steady. Place has been burning for hours according to friends who live on the other side of the mountain.
Currently at a mild panic, gonna put a name on so you know it's me
Sorry for double post.
MP buddy texted me and told me to "get the fuck ready"
Loading shit in my truck, what should I bring other than food, water, fun, ammo?
Smoke is black, not white.
>>30277046
Well it smells like fire even from here so what the fuck do you think is going on
>>30276900
>living in suburbia
>living in a desert
you could have avoided this fate OP
yfw OP already received a gorllion times the lethal dose of radiation
yfw OP is on his way to becoming a ghoul
>>30277030
No he didn't. You're a 12 year old autist living out his Fallout/Stalker fantasies. Stop shit posting.
>>30276900
>thinking unarmed nukes will "go off" like when they're hit with a mallet on the Saturday morning cartoons
>>30276900
Its a forest fire, who gives a fuck.
>>30277192
Man I don't know, but I've heard that nukes will go off if exposed to prolonged heat.
Plus that's just the nukes, I think the mountain has other shit in there like NBC
>>30276900
Better be careful who knows how long those nukes have been sweating and one wrong ember and your done.
Also maybe kill yourself dummy.
>>30277228
let me give you some basics, you can't take a lighter to a nuke and think the thing will be a 50 megaton fireball.
>>30277253
Well yeah but this is a big as fuck fire. I'm not good with scale but the smoke seems to be at least 500 feet tall and it's been burning like that for hours.
I don't wanna get crazy and shit but it's hard to not at least slightly freak out
>>30277267
The worst that can happen is the conventional tamper going off. So a few hundred kg of HE at worst. Nothing more.
>>30277267
It's a fucking forest fire you autist. They don't store nukes 3 inches under the ground you mongoloid.
>>30277267
>Well yeah but this is a big as fuck fire
Okay but you don't seem to understand, nukes operate on a precise chain reaction of splitting atoms. You simply can't take heat to it and expect it to pop. Secondly how is a fire going to go inside the mountain?
>>30277228
Can confirm. Source: I am NORAD's dad.
>>30277267
You've already shows that you can't be trusted by saying your MP buddy told you to get ready as if shit was hitting the fan.
>>30277314
The facility is a bunker in the mountain hence the name. If the mountain it is in is burning, the fire could get in I guess.
I'll stop freaking out now.>>30277323
Speaking of that asshole, he texted me just now after I asked him what to do and he said "dude I was just fucking with you"
Still a big fire though which isn't good.
Nuke thread?
>>30277351
No reason to discuss weapons with an autistic child who lies on the Internet.
>>30277351
>If the mountain it is in is burning, the fire could get in I guess.
>I'll stop freaking out now
M8, it's under feet of rock, these are bunkers that were designed to withstand explosions.
Nothing will happen.
Smoke some weed and pray to Gaia, all-loving Mother Earth.
>>30277367
>lying on the Internet
>big deal
If it pisses you off that much just hide the thread
>>30277351
its a good thing they design those bunkers to withstand conventional weapons and large explosions then
Whatever, fuck if.
I'll just take a nap
If shit goes fallout I'll be sure to keep you posted
>>30277351
I thought the (you) thing was a meme but I guess there actually are people that shitpost to get (you)s
>>30276900
hey anon.... i'm just wondering....
how do those cement blocks not fall over...
do you have stakes going through them...
is it help together like the Washington monument?
>>30277046
Depends what's burning
>>30276900
Watching the fire from belen. New to the area, what's in the Manzanos? I thought all the nuke stuff was further south?
>>30277497
probably hiding ayylmaos from Neptune
>>30277046
you're stupid
>>30277440
>Monzano mountain
>its manzano you fuck
>>30277228
>, but I've heard that nukes will go off if exposed to prolonged heat.
Who ever told you that is not your friend.
>>30277491
Concrete and rebar down the holes in them and mortar along the edges to seal it
>>30277630
Cool, Opp is here.
Should I just go back to business as usual?
I hope it does set something off. Fuck this state! It's the trashiest, dirtiest, most worthless state I've ever lived in. Seriously Arizona and Wyoming are better than this place. Oklahoma is cleaner, and Texas actually has nice people. Not one damn person here knows what good customer service is. The gun shops suck. The cops barely do anything to bust Meth heads, and everyone here is a fucking Meth head.
>>30277659
QQ some more pussiboi
>>30277646
you did a really nice job I don't see any mortar bleeding
>>30277659
Yeah it is shitty here and I would totally leave but joiner really has me by the balls on running grader
>>30277678
I've got six months on my lease, after that I'm out. If I don't shoot some crackhead first.
>>30277659
>Not mentioning the eye bleeding bright fucking red soil
Or is that only in the NE?
My retinas felt like they were on fire driving through to TX.
Fire has changed some. Seems to be not one big large fire but three somewhat smaller ones forming one plume.
However this doesn't really change the location of the fire as far as I can tell, it still looks like it's on the mountain/Kirkland.
I doubt it's a prescribed burn since it's so big and there really isn't a reason for it there
>>30277724
That's all over, clear up into Utah. The only thing that's green around here is close to the Rio Grande, but then you get to deal with the mosquitoes. God forbid they do mosquito abatement around here.
>>30277806
Oh god don't get me started about all the shit in the bosque
>>30277791
It's east of meadow lake, near the fourth of July campground.
>>30277845
Well now I feel stupid, but thanks for letting me know anon.
Is it a forest fire or some forest service shit?
>>30277819
I work in tome, I can't walk outside without getting eaten alive by the buzz bastards. I treat my clothes with permethrin and wear deep woods off and they still bite the shit out of me.
>>30277874
It's a forest fire. Its already threatening structures.
>>30277876
I get noseeums like a motherfucker.
If you spray that aerosol lysol shit at them they die and the other ones fuck off.
I spray it on my clothes to keep them away plus it helps cover the diesel smell
>>30276994
>>30276900
>>30277061
you realize the smoke is probably radioactive right? probably best to close your house down and not get that shit inside
>>30278509
>>30276900
I guess this is why the shooting is front page news
>>30276900
we'll send help OP, hang on!
>>30276900
Milfag here that is stationed on that post.
That mountain is rated to take a direct nuclear hit without endangering nuclear assets.
Do you really think a goddamn forest fire is going to hurt it? Even though that fire is miles and miles away from the Manzano mountain facility itself?
If an MP friend of yours called you to say 'get the fuck ready' he's either an idiot E3 in USAF SECFOR that needs to get bitchslapped or he's trolling you.
>>30276900
OP, a fire will not do shit to a nuclear storage facility. The only thing this means is that the Kirtland Fire Dept actually has to do something besides reviving airmen who fainted during their unit morale run.
>>30277676
> And all I wanna do is fuck the police.
> Lil Wayne, Esq.
HOLY FUCK ITS HAPPENING
>>30276900
Ay fellow NM fag. We aren't fucked that shit is solid as fuck breh
Do you have multi ethnic fire fighters?
>>30277497
Hahaha Belen. Fucking sorry m8
>born and raised there
>>30276900
Another ABQ fag? I just moved here and shit's been nuts
>>30276900
>decommissioned in 92
>no more nukes on site
What's that, Chicken Little?
The fire is on the eastern side of the mountain, there's nothing to worry about. Besides, the nukes are probably underground anyway.
Also
>What is a contingency plan
>>30276900
The black circle is where the nukes are stored. The orange circle is roughly where the fire is. Calm your shit nigger
>>30282946
Oops, forgot pic
>>30276900
Yeah I don't think fire will set off nukes.
IS HABBENIN
What if it's a terrorist attack?
>>30277646
>Not venering the concrete fence so it looks somewhat pleasing to the eye.
0/10, will not home with at all.
>>30277297
>They don't store nukes 3 inches under the ground you mongoloid
Actually do in The Netherlands. Officially we don´t have nukes but its a public secret that we store them for the murricans. Some ex politician broke his confidentiality agreement and told the media about visiting this place. There is minimal security, you literally only have to jump a fence and kick in some doors. People got really mad when he went public. They probably changed it afterwards but I certainly would not assume that people take utmost care storing nukes even though that seems like basic knowledge for anyone.
>>30283132
I quote
>I never thought those silly things would be still there anno 2013
>A colonel asked how to keep the nukes secret
>Do nothing, only number the parts so they don't draw attention
>>30283132
>>30283146
Oh and the politician was Ruud Lubbers, president of The Netherlands 1982-1994
>>30280556
I was raised in ruidoso, only here because there's work nearby. I blame the Baca's and Tabet's for ruining this town. Those fucks think the land here is worth more than the North east heights. Though nothing grows here except alfalfa and grass hay.
>>30276900
It's fine, OP. The nukes won't go off, especially because of a forest fire. What you think they just have the nukes laying around in the forest?
I remember when i was 8 or so, some woman lit a whole side of a mountain on fire because she did something really fuckin stupid like flick a cigarette. It was a big fire, suffice it to say.
And besides you said you're 20 miles away. What kinda non-nuclear weapon has a blast radius of 20 miles? And all that shit is UNDERGROUND anyway.
>>30283563
>bacas and tabets
Kek my hometown really is run by Afghan tier tribes.
>>30284122
The only time I've seen more than two cops in this town at a time was when one of the Bacas died. Armed escort funeral procession with local, sheriff, and state cops. Not one person didn't talk some sort of shit when it rolled by.
On a side note, there isn't a no discharging of gun in city limits law here. I watched from my front porch two Indians walk down the alley and shoot doves off power lines with. 410's. I called the cops to see if they would do anything and they told me to call fish and game. I live almost downtown. Fucking joke of a town.
>>30284725
Yea I avoid that shithole like the plague except when my waifu drags me down to visit her family and occasionally I'll fish the ditches since they're stocked with trout
