can we get a "shit anti's say" thread going?
>please don't rape me, I'll do anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klS-OJfwwkk
>i dont care how it works, it scares me and no one needs more than 5 rounds in the magazine
>why do people let oppressive facist governments reign free, why aren't they stopping them?!
>>30244772
I can't believe that guy is allowed to stand so close to all of those broken guns, one of them could go off and kill him. looks like a couple even have bayonets still.
It would be ironic and sad for a worker to be injured by dangerous firearms while in the process of removing them from criminals.
>>30244784
/thread
>he wuz a good boy
>he dindu nuffin
>>30244805
>you will never sit upon the murderpile
>no one needs 3 bullets
>you might shoot yourself in the leg...or worse...while CCing
>you wouldn't be able to draw fast enough in a self defense scenario
>you wouldn't have time to load your gun during a home invasion
All from my mother.
She means well.
>>30244772
>>30244843
Curious about the last one...
I live alone so not a big deal for now, but once you have kids in the house what is the best way to balance having a gun ready asap in a HD situation with having it safe so the kid can't go through your shit and accidentally (or intentionally) fire it?
>>30244772
"Australias gun laws worked"
>>30244860
>guess she got voted off
> why do you like guns anon?
> is i cause you have a small dick?
" I don't have a dick. Cause Im female!"
>>30244772
> Glock are shit because they are made of plastic and explode!
> But anon, isn't it unsafe to have a gun with no safety pointed at your dick when you carry it around all day
> You can't ever look down the barrel of a gun, that's just stupid
> You don't need more than ten rounds a rifle anon, more is just crazy.
> Why doesn't the plastic on that gun melt
> Where do the bullets go in on your shotgun
> Woahhh cool ak47 , but isn't that dangerous?
>>30244860
How much do you want to bet it was some libshit loser who just went out and bought their first gun.
>>30244877
Put it high up where the kids can't reach it or just carry around the house.
That or, you know, parenting. Teach your kids not to be total retards.
>>30244885
>and she keep sayin "how it shoot if it's plastic?"
>>30244877
Gun in an inconspicuous place unloaded with the slide/bolt closed on empty chamber magazine out and next to it. If they're toddlers, they shouldn't be able to get to it or load it. If they're older, you should teach them to respect the gun, life, and safety when guns are seen.
>>30244772
Somebody tried to explain this to me the other day. They used a lot of big words and claimed they had researched the topic.
>You know the difference between a military m16 and a civilian ar15?
>The buffer tube!
>That's all, military spec buffer tubes and civilian spec buffer tubes are shaped differently
>The buffer tube isn't integral to the function of the firearm AT ALL
>I've done my research so don't even try to tell me your ar15 is any different to an assault rile
>etc, etc...
fuck they only thing worse than an anti-firearm retard is an anti-firearm retard that is so retarded they think they're smart.
>>30244877
Not raise idiots
This gem was from my wife before she converted.
>What if you just snap one day and shoot me?
Really...I have a knife block full of cutlery and who knows how many blunt instruments to kill you with yet it never occurred to me to commit murder until I thought about buying a gun,
>>30244900
>>30244925
good parenting is always assume your kids will find a way to get into something when you're not around
>keep it up high
i knew what was on the top shelf of my parents' closets
best i can think of is lock it during the day unless it's also your carry, keep it loaded and close (but out of sight) at night
>>30244927
Prove her wrong by stabbing her to death :^)
>>30244921
>but honestly, this country is more oppressed and diseased than any other country
Libtards
>>30244772
>"Why do you need to keep the guns in the house, why not lock them up at the range?"
>"Pls anon get your gun there's a dog eating my chickens"
>>30244951
It's just funny when anti-funs think of their retarded logic about why not owning guns is a good idea up until they find themselves in a situation when having one is paramount. When in danger, a liberal will turn pro-gun on a dime.
from my neighbor
>you can down anything with a single .303 round.
>why do you need to go hunting with an m4 assault rifle?
he's a truck driver
>>30244927
Oh, women. What if I snap one day and shoot you? If I'm an average male human being, and you are even a fairly fit female, killing you with my bare hands would be easy!
I think that maybe getting really smacked just once in their life by a man, just really piledrived, one time, would do a lot of women good in realizing how precarious of a position, exactly, they are. I think a lot more women would become gun owners if they realized that 90% of men could totally easily murder them with their bare hands if they wanted to.
>A Ruger 10/22 is all you'll ever need, I know because I have one!
A gem from my mother-in-law who last shot her Ruger 10 years ago and is practically anti-gun.
>>30244983
He obviously don't want you to be able to protect you and your daughter when he's about to rape her
>>30244877
1) Teaching them about guns.
2) lock box.
Eventually they'll get in to any locked container. So teaching them is the best.
But you cant really teach little kids not to mess with stuff.
>I love how American gun nuts make such a distinction between automatic & semi-automatic guns. Both can kill 200+ people a minute.
>>30245045
you're not allowed to buy guns for protection here
it has to be for hunting and shooting.
but goddamn, i miss my m16..... lost it in 96.
>>30245055
>meth addict breaks in
>"h-hold this flashlight so i can find m-my key..."
>>30244902
>Who is that crack baby manlet?
>And why must i keep seeing him pour champagne on his damn phone.
Its water proof! Its not magical!
>>30245045
To be fair shooting him once with a .303 would be pretty discouraging
>>30244927
>"Well, hun, what if you snap and try to stab me?"
>>30245072
well, since you have to keep the ammo and firing pin in 3 seperate areas and your gun in a locked safe bolted to the floor here, it's gonna be a pain to get it together to fight off a home invasion
>"we live in a country where owning guns is outlawed, why would you need one?"
>Charlie Hebdo happens
>"well the police will find them!"
>woman going for a run gets randomly shot
>"well this wouldn't have happened if the police was there"
>hostage situation at the jew market
>"w-well police will do something"
>hostage situation at factory
>"w-w-well the GIGN will do something"
>November attacks
>"w-w-w-w-well police GIGN RAID DO SOMETHING ALREADY"
>rapefugees invade France
>"they wouldn't have to come here if it wasn't for people with guns in their countries, they're obviously welcome in our nogunz country"
>cop forced to shoot rapefugee attacking French woman with a knife
>"WHY DIDN'T HE JUST TASE HIM OMG I FUCKING HATE THIS COUNTRY"
>rapefugees keep coming
>"OH WOW WHY DONT WE FUCKING NUKE ISIS ALREADY"
>>30245063
More like WHACK WHACK WHACK with the louisville slugger while my wife unlocks the box and shoots him.
The baseball bat is on my side.
Secure your shit
Or just shoot your kid and give your gun to a nig and get it over with.
>>30244786
>Nobody wants to take your hunting shotgun away
>>30244883
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>>30245095
It sure is lucky you happened to have one out for cleaning right when he broke in :^)
I'd rather take my chances with our soft ass justice system than even think about letting my family get hurt.
>>30245161
WEW LAD
>>30245159
But they do
>muh muh muh ban assualt shotguns
>muh new and improved law ignoring technology for babykilling deathmachine
>>30244927
This one hurts me.
Barring knives, assorted kitchen cutlery, blunt objects, etc. you could still probably beat her to death with your bare hands. #ban muscles
>>30245241
holy fucking shit, you've got to be kidding me
>be father
>walk into baby daughter's room
>see big ugly ass guy in a ski mask or some shit
>adrenaline.exe
>end up breaking the dudes neck in fight to defend your baby daughter
>killing an illegal intruder in your own home
>charged with murder
>Murder
are you fucking kidding me? I could see manslaughter, at the worst, if it was a really bleeding heart jury, but murder?
He shouldn't even have been fucking charged.
The anti gunners sole focus on guns when it comes to suicides and violent crime annoys the he'll out of me.
They don't give a shit about solving suicides or violent crime, but rather focus on guns just so they can use gun control as a tool to attack us, and anyone else they see as conservatives.
>>30245307
the rest of the story is just pathetic
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3511917/Father-Ben-Batterham-charged-murder-catching-man-looking-baby-daughter-s-bedroom-fight-broke-burglar-died-tried-make-citizen-s-arrest.html
he was one fat abo motherfucker
>>30245303
>year 2026 of our Empress Hillary Clinton
>moving crates of recovered butter assault knives to be decommissioned
>lift particularly heavy crate with too much gusto
>alarm sounds
>police drones begins circling me, scanning me
>assault biceps detected
>I try to explain that I was just doing my job
>the drone begins screeching loudly
>the drone identifies as female and charges me with mansplaining
>sentenced to death on the spot
>>30244772
> Country's with no gun laws have less shootings
>>30245344
>Ban assault fingers
>ban assault hands
>ban assault pointing
>ban assault speech
>ban assault games
>ban assault thoughts
Heil Hillary, comrade
>>30245328
>beat someone for breaking into your home
>ugly motherfucker gets put on life support
>get charged with murder when their crocodile tears family pulls the plug
>>30245385
welcome to Australia, where self defense isnt a human right
>>30244784
I love bringing up rape and gay bashing against antis.
They always start panicking.
>>30244772
Most of the guns bought in this country are just for fun.
A man with 30 different guns is a collector not a militia
>>30244885
you literarily made me angry
thanks
>>30244921
that is fake and not written by a highschooler
>>30245672
>A man with 30 different guns is a collector not a militia
People don't get this. One fully automatic gun with the proper training is more dangerous than a whole warehouse of firearms is when it just comes down to one man.
>>30245328
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3511917/Father-Ben-Batterham-charged-murder-catching-man-looking-baby-daughter-s-bedroom-fight-broke-burglar-died-tried-make-citizen-s-arrest.html
That's when coons break into your house you just fuck them up and drag them into an alley
>Be living in a house full of losers and drug dealers
>Coons break into our house in the dead of night
>2 bedroom home, both are occupied
>The rest of us sleep in the lounge (2/3 people), I have my own room that isn't big enough to be a bedroom
>Always 1 person sleeping over
>Coons break in through sliding door near backyard, person on couch is instantly up and screaming
>We all roll out of our rooms with bats/blunt instruments
>Proceed to go 1901 on these niggers
>One escapes after a series of blows inflicted via baseball bats
>One nigger unconscious, bleeding from the head
>We drag him outside and leave him in an alley about 400m from out house
>Needed medical attention there and then, probably had severe brain damage or some shit afterwards
No fucks given
>>30245702
>No fucks given
And no wrongs done
>>30244895
You mean like ~90% of high profile murders?
>>30245712
Fuck aboriginals. Seriously.
Scum, never trust them. Ever.
>>30245328
Further proof that should you have a home invader, they better not leave the house alive.
>>30244815
is it just me or does this guy look vaguely like john from the shining mixed with emperor palapatine?
>>30245764
I kinda see it. It is the sunken eyes.
>>30245725
>Abos
They get absolutely no sympathy from me.
>>30245344
>lunk alarm
>>30244877
by teaching your children about guns. teach your kid how to field strip your rifle, then put on the omaha beach scene of saving private ryan at age 6 and see if they want to play with guns.
>>30245725
>>30246076
Isn't the hatred of Abos basically institutionalized over there? I know they sniff the fuck out of some petrol.
>>30245062
>lost it in 96...
>...out in the desert
>in a nitrogen purged PVC tube
anything less and you're literally the most cucked shitcunt on 4chan
>>30245307
>new south wales
>legal self defense
wew
>>30244883
high caliber lel
>>30244843
>>you wouldn't be able to draw fast enough in a self defense scenario
to be fair if someone has a gun pointed at you its unlikely you'll be fast enough to draw and shoot him before he simply pulls the trigger
>>30244843
>You wouldn't have time to load your gun in a home invasion
By what, Delta Force? Also
>Not having a fingerprint safe if you have kids.
>Not keeping your gun stored in there loaded with one in the chamber
>>30245328
The real problem here isn't even the criminal fuck, they can be dealt with pretty easily by a good armed citizen, or sometimes even an unarmed one as seen here. The problem is the fucking scum known the police and legal system, and the state in general. These people can stand up and, with all the smugness provided by self assured moral superiority, condemn a man as a murdered and take his life away from them after an incident like this. Imagine being paid to do that as your job, day to day.
Of course the people that don't do anything about it, so basically every, are failing massively too.
>no one wants to take away your guns you paranoid far right gun nut
>we just want your military looking semi-auto rifles
>and all semi-autos with a lenght of less than 60 cm and with a capacity of more than 11 rounds
>and we want to restrict single shot shotguns, blanks guns, antiques, deactivated guns ans replicas
>and we want special medical visits, and time limited licenses, and special marking of all gun parts and every single cartridge, and a tax on guns and ammo, and mandatory safe requirements, and ban internet sales
>how dare the gun lobby and conservative gun nuts dare to protest against common sense laws?
>>30244786
Australia is so fucked
>>30244884
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>>30245140
Or teach your yard apes to not touch your fucking gun. I leave a pistol and a shotgun loaded and accessible at all times. I have 2 small children. 0 dicks given .
>>30246183
>Isn't the hatred of Abos basically institutionalized over there?
We wish mate. Our politicians and media cuck for abos daily.
>>30244877
Biometric safe.
>Australia banned all their citizens from owning guns in 1996, why can't the US do the same.
>There should be a law that says guns should only hold 15 bullets as a happy medium for liberals and conservatives
>Conceal Carrying is for paranoid people
>There are better ways of self defense then a gun
>>30246183
Nah its just the racist general population, oh and the police. So yea exactly
>something something implying a gun is a stand in for your small dick
>i wouldn't need a gun, ever, I'd just fight them off. People with guns are cowards and should just fist fight people.
The second one is incredibly backwards to me, but I see it come up a lot, especially with the more militant anti-gun faggots.
Like, an 80 year old woman about to be raped by a nigger should just fight them off?
A small adult male/female should just fight off a group of people?
Shit like that makes my fucking blood boil.
>>30245307
it wasn't even murder
they themselves turned off life support
>>30246183
We had to ship some special petrol in to outback towns that doesnt get you high when you sniff it.
>>30244772
at least the replies were based
This is what we're up against.
>suicide by guns are just as bad as any other murder by guns because it's still a preventable death
>people should have the right to die if they want to
Oh, the cognitive dissonance
>>30248101
>id rather stab somebody than shoot them!
>id rather be further than arms length away
>also after you stabbed them, and they are bleeding to death, they will continue to beat you and rape you until you die, a few bullets will probably stop them, you shoot the threat to stop it,and if he dies in the process, then that sucks, he shouldnt have mugged me or whatever
>>30248274
is that a UMP?
>>30244784
fpbp
>>30244921
>says he can't even type anymore
>keeps typing more
>>30244921
can you imagine all those kids wearing bulletproof blankets and zerg rushing the shooter?
>>30245069
It appears to be Lil Wayne, a rapper whose artistic genius seems to consist of yelling catchphrases on better artists' tracks such as his recently successful "Turn down for what?" and his classic "Oh yeah!"
>>30247510
>There are better ways of self defense then a gun
just ask them what that would be , i assume it would be something really stupid
>>30248587
They said a taser or a "Military grade knife" would work better than a pistol at self defense. She also spouted something about my Hi-Point 995TS being a "Large caliber assault rifle with a quick eject clip". I never thought I would encounter a greentext-worthy anti-fun IRL.
>>30248412
Will they then dogpile him and begin to vibrate?
>>30245008
Nah, their mums will just send them to krav maga like my mom did when I went to buy a gun.
Jokes on her, I bought it anyway, and got the classes.
