In a couple of months I will get a nice bit of money as inheritance.
So to spice up my life I thought I'd hire gang members or drug addicts as hitmen and put the hit on myself. Anonymously of course.
This would allow me to train my skills in a realistic setting as there would be a real threat.
Thoughts?
as long as you gopro it
>>30244634
Well, assuming you're serious for a moment.
This presents a danger to anyone who might be around you, not just yourself. Drug addicts and gang bangers aren't the most sophisticated of people, and if there's enough money being offered they might just do something like a drive-by and end up wasting half a dozen people along with you.
I don't see anything that could possibly go wrong op
>>30244668
I was thinking of demanding them to do the job with a knife or something.
That would give me a better chance and no collateral damage.
I was also thinking whether I should do this in another country. I'm visiting Mexico next year so I was thinking about the cartels obviously. But then again that would probably be hard mode.
I think the best thing to do is to hire a bunch of local drug addicts to attack and beat me up at a random time. That would make it safe for me and it would still be pretty good for training.
>>30244634
They gonna kill you in your sleep niggah.
Waste of time.
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>>30244634
Sound like a good way to get your friends and family tortured for information and your dog poisoned to silence him.
>>30244953
No. I'm going to make sure family and friends are off limits.
>>30244634
How about, eh, no?
>>30244634
edgy and idiotic, just get a nice gun and train how everyone else does you nig nog
>>30245311
>Sitting at mcdonalds having 'the regular'
>2 bigmacs with nuggets in the middle, large fries, tartar sauce to drink
>enjoying mid-meal ejaculation
>footsteps unnaturally close
>eyes on your back
>pop-pop
>black
>nigger running away
>"YO I GOT HIS NUGGETS SENPAI WE BALLIN"
>great day for everyone
>>30244634
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>>30245311
>No. I'm going to make sure family and friends are off limits.
Because criminals obey rules
>>30245384
The filter cracked me up there anon
>>30245403
Senpai = f.a.m
>>30244634
That is a bad fucking idea.
And I'm kinda sorta speaking from experience.
Six years ago I was an awkward 20yo virgin and I had no guts to ask this one girl out. So I paid a dude who was an ex con to assault and "rape" her on the way to work. The plan was that I "stop" him and then I am like a hero to her.
We both got chraged with assault and sexual assault (he groped her). They figured out the connection between me and the guy. I got fined for assault and he got assault + minor sexual assault.
>>30245427
>>30245427
>How can I get Stacey to like me?
>I know! Ill pay a convict to rape her!
Jesus Christ.
>>30245427
>So I paid a dude who was an ex con to assault and "rape" her on the way to work. The plan was that I "stop" him and then I am like a hero to her.
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>an anon actually did this
>absolute_madman.jpg
>>30245427
>We both got chraged with assault and sexual assault (he groped her). They figured out the connection between me and the guy. I got fined for assault and he got assault + minor sexual assault.
But did she go out with you?
>>30244634
you know, OP, you could honestly get those same results just selling drugs yourself. the dealers/gangs will try to take you out to avoid competition, and if you make any sales you'll get a return on your investment
>>30244634
THIS IS THE DUMBEST PLAN EVER.
They will just fucking rob you instead, because now they know where this rich white kid lives with all this money. They have literally no reason to follow your "rules" and once you tell them where you are, your life will never be the same.
They WILL strike at you when you least expect it.
They WILL not limit themselves to whatever weapons you want them to do it.
They WILL target your family and friends whether you like it or not.
They WILL gut you like a pig if they find out about your plans.
This is ALSO a federal crime and you are deliberately voicing this in a fucking board that is technically teeming with federal agents and LEOs.
If you care about your family and friends or if you don't want to get tortured to death, you will drop this bullshit here and now.
>>30245427
Messed up shit, bro anon.
>>30245492
He's going to end up facing the ATF too if he goes down that route.
>>30245384
the filter made this way better than it would have been otherwise
>>30245427
>anon pays guy to rape his crush
a magical place
>>30245384
I really want to hear a black guy say senpai now
>>30245482
No.
>>30245606
Nah, he was supposed to just pretend to rape her. I was suppose to come in and beat him up and save her. We had it all planned and rehearsed. But he started groping her before the location we had planned and I had to go there and help her. She sprayed us both with OC spray and ran off.
>>30245934
>She sprayed us both with OC spray and ran off.
Sounds like she would have been a /k/-worthy gf.
>>30245427
8/8 m8
