Didnt see a humor thread
Humor thread
Greentext edition
>Didnt see a humor thread
That's because they're a bannable offense now. It's considered shitposting.
Enjoy your break.
did someone say humor thread?
>>30242043
what you have posted is shitposting
>>30242134
>all the men in the audience just having a laugh
>>30242134
The nog in the red jumper starts filming
would CC help in this situation?
>>30242028
this faggot promised me a straight story and never fucking delivered
>>30242222
checked
and he deserves to get punched if he could have crossed the street
fucking retard
>>30242222
Not walking into niggerville would help
>>30242134
wtf is even going on here. are trump rallies so fucked that they're attacking themselves for shits and giggles now? Those appear to both be trump supporters.
>>30242222
he sits up within seconds after being hit, so yes, he could have defended himself with lethal force after being assaulted.
>>30242028
>>30242222
not walking past suspicious niggers with your hands down would have helped. carrying a weapon would have been secondary.
honestly white girls are horrible at fighting. if it was the zombie apocolypse, i would prefer to have a black girl with me
>>30242270
Apparently she had written some anti-Trump shit on the sign (which is why she's holding it backward), so that based Trump qt took her out.
>>30242340
While this is unquestionably true, that begs a further question: Black or Latino?
>>30242205
That's actually kinda cute
>>30242043
Is it really? Thank fucking god, humor threads were a special kind of cancer to this board.
>>30242270
anti Trump protestor stole a sign and wrote something on it, pro Trump qt grabbed from her
liberal media considers it violence on par with what happened in San Jose
>>30242134
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>30242089
Brrrrttttttt
Nothing personal kid
>>30242452
Latina
>>30242340
>not having just a white man with you
Anon, you wanna die with a black girl?
Is this your fetish?
>>30242222
maybe it looks like there is a second guy about to attack him right as the video ends and he's still conscious
This one isn't /k/ at all but the funniest shit I've ever read on this site. Next one will be /k/ related.
>>30243197
>>30243186
how fucking stupid could you be to make a pornographic drawing, describe adjacent to it your pedophile rape fantasies, and then leave it where it could be found
what the FUCK
>>30243275
I found multiple pokemon gijinkas in my driving school textbook. Not badly drawn either, actually fappable.
>>30243309
you people have fucking problems
>>30243321
hey at least they were legal age
>>30243321
Where do you think we are
>>30243321
This is /k/, humans with pokemon bits tacked on is pretty fucking tame for these parts.
>>30243186
Well, underaged drawings aren't illegal in the US, right?
If it got to that point I'd join the military, peace corps, SOMETHING, and just fucking never contact my family again.
>>30242547
>AoYJ waterprint
Who is this fucker who keeps stealing our memes.
>>30243349
>Well, underaged drawings aren't illegal in the US, right?
I think they actually are in some parts.
>>30243361
But they're just drawings?
>>30243375
I'm trying to figure out how to look this up without ending up on a(nother) watch list.
>>30243383
Looking up laws isn't illegal.
>>30243355
Double dubs show you don't realize I make them.
>>30243390
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_cartoon_pornography_depicting_minors#United_States
You figure this miasma out.
>>30243186
There's a line between fetish and mental illness.
And he shot himself over that with the Little David mortar.
>>30242340
>person in blue.
wtf?
>>30243417
Would you laugh if I told you i'm too paranoid to even click THAT
>>30243186
jesusu christu
>>30243507
No. There are only two type of people that would care. People that are into kids, and people that want to persecute people that are into kids. Both groups are going to be of interested to government watchdogs, since they're both kid fuckers.
>>30243417
The fact that has to exists is kinda sad.
>>30243398
Who does number 123RF work for?
>>30242340
anyone's horrible at fighting when they're twelve-thirteen, you gang up on'em, you're fifteen-sixteen and they have a baby on their lap, you dope. rather have white woman anyway, latinas are deranged cancer, and nigg-nogs are too loud. my strategy revolves around being able to go loud or quiet at my own discretion, and it's a required capability for shtf anyhow. do you WANT to die anon? just pick one who ISN'T TWELVE OR THIRTEEN.
>>30243503
Niggers
>>30243483
>And he shot himself over that with the Little David mortar.
??
>>30242205
>combat operations with dress shoes
This is how you lose your feet.
>>30243051
Yes
>>30243747
Gigantic mortar
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_David
>>30242205
My grandmother was a soviet troop and this is 100% accurate.
>>30243321
Shut the fuck up human fucker
>>30242270
>Chicago
That's all that needs to be explained
>>30242205
Do the different aprons, stockings and hair bands represent different branches and ranks?
>>30242028
>>30243398
autism
>>30242547
Stop watermarking jesus nobody cares
>>30243321
>in the land of dragon dildos, airplane fuckers, gun fuckers, and furfags there's still an anon that finds shit like this weird
What a time to be alive.
>>30243186
Dear sweet fucking christ this anon is in a fucking institution at this very moment. There is literally no way out of this situation.
>>30244912
I always though catfuc/k/er was as bad as it got.
Oh how wrong I was.
>>30245067
Did he drop a practice grenade or something?
>>30245040
Is /k/ the retarded doorkicker or the guy who opens the door for him?
>>30245134
Fuck. That can't be a real recruit. No fucking way.
>>30245082
Both.
>>30245134
It's funny that they cut around the man breezing right by her.
If this was a marathon it would be really inspirational. Oh well.
>>30245076
not exactly I created that webm i found in YT. the soldiers were withdrawing from firefight and them at the back was brewing a prank and the prankster pops out of his firing portal and dropped an inert grenade to the firing portal of his pal. thinking they're still in the enemy territory and the grenade was from the enemy's that's when they're start panicking.
>>30245166
THAT recruit is actually a "Decorated Captain" now
>>30245175
That's hilarious.
>>30242547
1.Watermark stolen memes
2.?
3.Profit.
>>30245189
how she got her title probably an sjw cuck's "femele are strong" propaganda
>>30245166
It's actually a Captain.
>>30242208
>The nog in the red jumper starts filming
How do you think the video you're watching came to exist?
>>30242134
>>30245322
What went wrong here? Did he push a squib load in with the FA? In the full video they are fucking with it for a while
>>30245379
>>30242340
That poor fucking toddler.
>>30242134
her fucking smirk makes me so fucking angry holy shit
also my contribution
>>30242222
maybe if they continued attacking him on the ground, sure. that was a sucker punch though.
>>30243197
delete this
>>30245728
Kek
>>30242340
Anyone can pretend to be good at fighting when all they do is fucking sucker punching and ganging up. If the zombies see her coming and outnumber her, I'm afraid you'll be lunch, anon.
>>30245134
My unit was there that weekend. We had about a dozen females that road marched twice as far with just as much weight. The only reason this made the news was the weak bitches drama at the finish line. This wasnt even a toigh ruck by female standards.
>>30246006
has anyone tried to fuck her?
>>30242222
No, because he's a liberal retard who would rather virtue signal than be vigilant. Arming this retard would change nothing, and he would never have the balls to shoot someone with that much melanin in their skin anyway.
>>30245134
>>30245166
>>30245251
>>30245189
>>30245249
it was near end of 12 mile run she did to get Expert Field Medical badge or whatever it's called. Supposedly it's one of hardest to get.
>>30243034
Latinos, slavs of the southern hemisphere.
>>30245594
>angry
I think you mean Hard.
>>30242646
They kept the cancer contained in them, if they are gone, it's going tospread out everywhere.
>>30245293
DYNAMIC ENTRY
>>30244232
I would watch Game of Thrones if this was the throne they used
>>30242452
If I had to pick. Probably a spic. More likely to shoot to kill and generally be viscious.
But I already have a white girl with her own ccw
>>30243207
What's the context here?
Who's the khaki shorts guy?
>>30245348
Probably just hitting the FA to make extra sure everythign was in place properly, the gun had clicked a lot just before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh1lyMyejpI
Could be a squib obstructing the barrel I guess, but the guns seems to either fire properly or click, nothign in between, and since he's looking at the primers for at least some of the clicks you'd hope he'd notice if a round was hot and missing the bullet. If it was dodgy handloads or something it could have been a double charged round.
>>30243220
>>30242028
>>30244650
Someone said "CZECH" here ?
>>30242109
If I were a super villain, I'd dip each of my bullets in my jizz before I fought Wonderwoman, so that she would have to touch my cum. I know that she would probably pull my asshole through my mouth for doing that, but it would still be worth it to jizz on her.
>>30246313
12 mile Ruck march.
I don't know the standard for EFMB, but you usually have 3 hours to complete it, you're advised not to run.
>>30245293
imagine the face of the kid who was getting beaten up.
eternal fucking gratitude.
>>30242089
Those head movements haha
>>30246670
It's Ian dude. Surprised you didn't recognize it.
>>30246670
>What's the context here?
>Who's the khaki shorts guy?
Andrew from Vuurwapenblog and Ian from Forgotten Weapons.
There's a meme about Ian's tight pants. Andrew probably did it on a dare or something?
>>30248656
>There's a meme about Ian's tight pants
huh, I guess I haven't been to /k/ lately often enough to keep up
>>30246395
>>30248656
>>30248656
Theres a cap of a facebook chat somewhere.
It went something like "Dude, I'm totally at the range with ian right now"
"really"
"yeah look, ill grab his ass"
>>30247078
What's with the AoYJ?
>>30249186
Some tripfag doesn't get enough hugs from mummy, so he seeks validation and recognition on a Taiwanese Beetle Farming image board.
>>30242089
Is that airsoft?
>>30249290
yes
>>30245082
Yes.
>>30249697
>>30244277
Branches, ranks, and Unit,
>>30245249
Sarah Cudd
Scudd
this girl belong in the military
>>30251133
sfw board nigga
>>30251133
wish I could do that
>>30243186
Anybody have the image of the drawing?
>>30242028
that actually sounds like a good time to me.
>>30243207
>>30248627
>>30248656
i actually spent this morning admiring ians butt
>>30249697
>retake the holylands
>>30249290
Nah, .22lr the kid is kill
>>30245379
I'm surprised those lines didn't fry the cat
>>30249290
DED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4bct1wZodg
>>30242028
>Didnt see a humor thread
>That's because they're a bannable offense now.
Meanwhile, F-35 threads soldier on.
>>30242089
>kids look like a pack a meerkats turning their heads like that
hahahaha
>>30245409
>tell him about my guns
Almost makes me want to have a daughter so that I can say shit like that.
>>30242028
Does anyone have that gif or WebM of dick of an instructor giving a demonstration of how to properly disarm a knife attack using a jacket, and just getting absolutely fucked up?
>>30245409
They were probably fucking, and all the dad has to say is
>tell him my guns
for shame.
>>30253129
Fucking hell, I'm going to have to do that one day. That's hilarious.
>>30253129
kek
>>30245655
>>30253495
>>30253483
>>30242340
No you wouldn't. They yell constantly, aim their guns sideways for some reason, needlessly suck up resources and get morbidly obese.
>>30245322
primer got penetrated sent gas back blew out the side and down mag shattering it simler to the ak blowing out the mag off the dust cover
>>30253612
fucking love this north korean action man pose
any more NK funnies?
>>30245293
Italianplumber.webm
>>30253880
>>30242222
This is a major case of a situational awareness fail. There is no way that there wasn't a tell of some sort from these hood apes that something was up.
>>30246395
I hope they immediately escorted to the door.
>>30253880
>>30253897
Which show?
>>30253309
That's why he said that...
>>30242222
>implying a wiry little shrimp like that could stop me from over powering him and cutting his arms off
baka at dyel's desu
>>30242222
>Justin Trudeau assaulted by minorities
>>30243321
SUMMER GET OUT REEEE
>>30243321
Yeah? What else is new?
>>30243309
How about a /k/ related Gardevoir?
Is it fappable?
>>30254535
It's always odd when I can't tell which subscribed thread I clicked on from the posts.
>>30246395
I like how the other guy checks his gun for damage before he checks the other guy out
>>30253738
Who the hell does this? Do these people check out people's car photos and just post "Mustang"?
>>30243483
>There's a line between fetish and mental illness.
No actually there's not. Fetishism is a mental illness....not that you retards will ever bother using words correctly or anything, but yeah, just a little fyi for you.
>>30243207
>>30246670
>>30253846
>>30246482
holy kek
>>30242332
So much this. I was Casper in tha hood for a long time and you have to learn the walk- one hand out of your pocket, other hand in your pocket, like you got something in there, head up, eyes on them, no smile, no *fucking yawning*, no beta shit.
these are bored and angry kids looking for weak individuals to prey on.
>>30242340
I'm not a racist but doing that to a person with a toddler in their lap is perfectly subhuman. They need to be culled. Not that the WT they're fighting with are any better, who leaves a two year old with a 14 yo where they're gonna get jumped by chimps?
>>30255192
https://www.google.com/search?q=fetish+and+mental+illness
>posting some shit like that on /k/
we understand this far better than your tiny brain could ever comprehend
>>30255513
Fresh from the DSM IV
http://behavenet.com/node/21623
>>30245379
saved
>>30253884
>>30255602
>bring 3 guns
>lose 5 guns
I call photoshop
>>30255742
>30255742
PFFFT implying they didnt loot a moist nugget or two
>>30245975
What's going on there? Is the gentlemen brandishing an illegal butter knife at the constables?
>>30255602
>Siberia
>Nazis vs Russians
Well ok then.
>>30253884
To be fair, that was due to a full retard king, even worse than Wladyslaw of Varna
>>30246395
transcending the level of common moron
>>30255622
>that thread
>>30255621
This made me laugh harder than it should have
>>30245594
The one tearing up the sign is a Trump supporter. The one with the sign wrote some anti-Trump stuff of the back.
>>30256134
the small man's name
>tiny ivan
>wee boris
>diddy dimitri
>lil vlad
>>30251900
Anyone know the source of this? Google has failed me
>>30244244
this is from reddit fyi
>>30242134
/pol/ here. There are nudes of this chick. She was pretty popular for a few weeks.
>>30243355
AoYJ (AttackOnYourJimmies) is an Ifunny user who gets rather butthurt when people steal his original memes
>>30246333
Cyka blyat
HOT OFF THE PRESSES
>https://a.uguu.se/mCOehWgxTlTj_faggotsticksremmingtonbarreluphisarse.png
>>30255541
>DSM IV
You know that's been superseded, right?
http://www.hypersexualdisorders.com/hypersexual-disorders/dsm5-understanding-fetishistic-disorder/
>Now, the term applies to atypical or abnormal behaviors that can potentially involve or lead to mental illness, but don’t constitute an illness in and of themselves.
>>30256696
Just post the image
>>30256714
no u
oh wait
>>30253449
Anyone have that screen cap of that Thread that involved using Nugget bolts as prostate massager?
>>30243321
>posted the day before 00 buttshot.
>>30256705
>>30255541
>he didn't know
>laughinggirls.jpg
>>30256129
instant classic
>>30245379
Russia is truly the greatest nation on earth.
>>30256467
fyi it's been around /k/ since before reddit existed
>>30253943
Savage
>>30257014
What's really funny is that it says right in the page he linked that that version's worthless.
>>30256649
For the love of all that is good, where?
>>30254535
>implying garde isn't psy-ops
>>30251133
oh boy
>>30244221
Say, I know that downed V-22...
>>30246313
It's hard because of all the technical knowledge, not due to the physical standards by ANY means. Well I guess partially due to the physical standards seeing as most med-o's and other med-related MOS' tend to be fatbody pogs.
>>30245665
I've had that happen to.me once actually, but with a 249. I was spraying from the hip (because lol y not?) and it just kept going after I let off the trigger. The rest of the squad gave me shit about my "wtf" face for the rest of the month about it.
>>30249186
Some faggot scouts out humor threads, steals memes, watermarks them, then posts them in ifunny. Then convulses into autistic fits when people call him out on it.
>>30253129
>>30246461
>Kept the cancer contained
>Tripfag
You mean they made it easier for newfags to flood the board and then released them to spew literal memes as fact in every single thread?
>>30255622
>>30256129
Hold on, what?
>>30246333
Growing up, I had like 15 different track suits
>>30253996
Looks like Big Town in Mesquite. Funny enough, they'll be here this upcoming weekend.
>>30253884
non-history nerd here.
How?
>>30249697
Didn't he turn out to be an attention seeking fake?
>>30242028
I've stopped caring.
If anyone can recommend a greentext I need, lemme know.
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/bvvap2z3655snon/AABF-KETcCxmksktjBL_6AxUa?dl=0
