Is my dog /k/ approved? Also post /k/ approved puppers
>>30224571
That's a chameleon, when theyre grey it means theyre frightened
Well, this thread sure is going places...
>>30224571
nice hamster
Is there anything softer than a chinchilla? They feel so good to pet.
I love chimichangas
>>30224571
That is not a god
>>30224571
Posting /k/at because fuck you
>>30224615
that's one fluffy pupper there
>>30224615
This is a /k/at thread now.
>>30224632
Thanks
>>30224615
>hand on yours
>gun next to it
>cat looking directly into your eyes
op im pretty sure that cat wants to fuck
>>30224615
>>30224632
My cat has a faster draw than your cat.
Is my dog a /k/ommando?
>>30224646
im telling you anon look the fuck out
one day you're gonna wake up to a really happy cat riding your dick whole holding a gun to your face
>>30224704
>When you got so many chins they turn into a foreskin.
>dogs
>/k/
>>30224735
rip dogger
>>30224704
Poor thing
One of my ex's has an overweight basset hound too. Fucking thing can't walk without heaving and wobbling around like the fat piece of shit he is.
Y'all should be ashamed of getting your battle buddies so grossly overweight. Y'all thinking you're spoiling your doggy but in reality you're digging it an early grave
Pic related, muh battle buddy
>>30224735
gg doggo
>tfw your dog ran away last week
>>30224596
Beagle ears, or hound ears in general.
>>30224615
>>30224571
Here's a story of something that happened like 6 years ago
>Be 15
>dad meets new woman, single mom with a pet chinchilla
>not even 4 months of them dating they move in
>dad's gf keeps chinchilla in the garage
>in texas, its august
>Chichilla has a heatstroke, she freaks out they rush it to animal ER
I wasn't there but
>they give the thing a bag of saline through IV
>ends up charging my dad 1000
>mfw I suggested that it stay inside the house instead of the garage where its constantly 90+
>mfw now I'm a medic
>mfw I could've done that shit for free
also
>be me 21
>married
>wife has pretty large breasts, stepmom as flat as a 10 year old boy
>also mfw I noticed she got implants
>>30224735
How are puppers not /k/ related?
Here's my doggo
>>30224846
Yeah senpai, Chinchillas need to be chinchillin, anything about 70 is too hot for those fury little shits
also post pics of wife and step mom
>>30224670
Nah, think she was angry. I was reaching for the gun
>>30224670
>>30224716
Nah, think she was angry. I was reaching for the gun
>>30224679
Go check on your cat. It's already shot
>>30224886
I won't post any pics of the stepmom, but here's my wife's cleavage.
>>30224952
Noice
>>30224704
THICC
>>30224571
ATF Data mining thread?
>>30224704
Stay comfy, pupper
>>30225115
Why is an alien shooting a doge?
>>30224794
Heh. I often rub my hound dog's ears between my fingers.
>>30225147
That is the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen
>>30225150
Because it was about to charge him according to the official report.
>>30225225
Is that a Welsh Corgi? I hear those little fuckers are pretty vicious and that they are required to be muzzled in many countries when in public
/k/ approved?
>>30224704
Prolly the most /k/ of all
>>30225261
Probably the weirdest dog I've seen after OP's.
>>30225246
If people kept their lettuce locked up like they're supposed to the corgis wouldn't be so worked up.
>>30224794
>>30225174
Long Haired Collie ears are 10/10 to scritch.
Combat hardened battlecat
Is my pupper /k/?
>>30224952
Nice pair of puppy
>>30225288
>would battle with
>>30225312
bloody fucking magpie
>>30225269
severely underrated
>>30224609
Under rated. Chucklee heartily
I'm all out.
>>30225421
Is an lion a animal?
>>30225288
Cat Bread knows that feel
>>30224735
Fuck off summerfag. Dogs have been /k/ for as long as anyone can remember.
>>30225225
Why the fuck is this so funny
>>30225314
fucking thing looks like the alien hybrid
Gun Dragon.
>>30226241
Dragun
>>30226249
Das it mang.
>>30224704
Ya know it's been said that pets and their owners end up closely resembling each other as the years go on.
>>30226310
Dragon posters unite
>>30224831
Nebulongs (sp?) are epic cats.
>>30226390
Nope. Maine coon, and the brown one I'm 90% sure is part bobcat.
She was a feral ass kitten we got from the fields and she's tough as nails.
>>30224846
>mfw you have the writing style and ability of a 5th grader
Huge ridiculously lovey and affectionate kitty kat, but also homicidial crazy kat that once left three beheaded squirrels out, kills mice and birbs whenever she can.
>>30224596
Horse nose.
>>30226398
Cool. They look so similar.
>>30225384
You know I've been in gore threads
This is what phases me.
>>30226436
For feel good story.
>December 2013 at university
>Phone died mid finals, focus on finishing finals then go to best buy to get it fixed.
>Soon as it works again I find I missed a bunch of calls. Mum back home said cat hasn't come home for 3 days.
>Get worried
>Becomes 4 days, 5 days, same deal.
>Get mad because brother or mother didn't want to leave doggy door open, which meant a perfect storm had to occur with them going to look/call out for kitty at the same time kitty is there rather than the cat able to re-enter whenever she is there.
>Christmas arrives
>Don't want to go home
>Don't want anything, just want my dum cat back.
>Urged to come back, spend some of Christmas eve out in the woods behind the house looking for cat. See deer but no cat.
>Made my peace, she's gone.
>Woken up at 3 AM Christmas morning by mum
>She woke up early to the sight of kitty hanging out on cat-tree.
I don't know what happened because the cat wasn't too grungey or skeletal. We figure she got stuck in a garage somewhere and got out, but still amazed at the literal honest to god christmas miracle.
>>30226473
And now sleep tite /k/.
>standing
>>30224571
I think your dog has autism
>>30224735
is this an atf training video?
>>30226444
Looks like the brother to grey one.
>>30226825
>3 fluffy kitties
>carpet
adorable, but your home must be lint hell
Sentry mode. All day everyday.
>>30226843
Oh man, you wouldn't even know. A leaf blower is part of my house cleaning set.
They're worth it though. They all just surround me when I sleep.
I have to homes for the two brothers for about 2 years though. Moving sucks dick.
>>30224571
Pic related my three battle buddies
Lizard fish might not be /k/ approved because not operator. Also considering giving him/her up for adoption soon.
>>30225261
Look at that smug little fucker. Definitely /k/ approved.
Heres my doggo /k/
he is also old as shit but lively
all these buddies are sweet as fuck.
>>30227196
That must be one hot dog
>>30224952
get out 3DPD
>>30227196
VEST. GET. WHERE.
>>30227434
"combat vests for VERY fast doggos at EXTREMELY high speeds"
>>30225276
Tfw your dog has itchy ass syndrome too and does this too
>>30226512
Chow chow's are a blessing
My gf has one and she is so fucking cute
>>30226879
Polydactyl?
dogger
>>30225321
Not a magpie. Doesn't have a white speckled belly
>>30224735
>>30226415
That part about his wife having large breasts really triggered you, didn't it?
>>30227802
Time to get some worm meds
>>30227914
I see all these dogger vests
>>30226779
Many keks
>>30228213
Dogger vests are important for opr8ing
>>30224704
I let my dog choose how much it eats too. Have two healthy weight animals and then this smug fatty.
The pup and the Remington
>>30228343
The other important factor is sharp teeth for high impact violence, I've heard
>>30227908
No, cat.
>>30228425
Some guy on Doomsday Preppers had his dog's front teeth replaced with titanium.
It was pretty cool.
My roommate has Chinchillas. They smell, pee on everything, and their shit gets everywhere. He is lazy as fuck and doesn't clean them so our entire living room smells like rodent piss. I seriously don't understand the appeal of Chinchillas.
This pup is a shepherd/husky mix of some sort. Going to start training her around guns as soon as I can get access to an outdoor range. Everything here is private and not accepting members.
My /k/iller dog playing with remains of killed ISIS fighter
>>30224596
No. No there is not.
>>30228807
My pugger basically lost all his teeth to chewing on things like an idiot.
Rocks
Sticks
Pieces of asphalt
He's retarded I think
>>30224596
My dick
>>30224615
Cat thread?
>>30229305
>pieces of asphalt
if he wasnt before he is now
>>30229305
When I was about 2-3 my parents got a basset hound. He ate all sorts of stuff he shouldn't have: a ball of foil, a rock, some Legos, green tomatos off the vibe and my parents weed.
>>30224571
All chin/k/illas reporting in
>>30228842
its too late you have to train around guns in the first 5 weeks
>>30228346
>I let my dog choose how much it eats too. Have two healthy weight animals and then this smug fatty.
That's usually cats that will self-regulate their diet. Dogs eat everything put in front of the.
>>30225384
>even cant handle weight of. small cat
wut
>>30224704
clearly a prepper dog that will survive the coming apocalypse
10/10, would eat as last resort
>>30225261
camofags should stay in the gear queer thread!
The impossibility of getting a still photo of my aussies
>>30230975
This looks like an album cover to some obscure art house band. Cuddly pupper.
benis
One of my numerous puppers
Thinking about adopting a pic related. Anybody have experience with mastiffs? Haven't had a dog in some years but now I'm almost done with school, I'll have more time for a pet.
>>30235556
That's a fucking cat fagtron
>>30224571
>>30227196
Dachshunds a cute! CUTE!
>>30227756
>>30225392
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
>>30225288
Nice camo bro
>>30224748
Nice looking dog. Reminds me of a long gone sidekick.
Ah shit, I'm all misty eyed now.
>>30228842
lol they do not smell, your roommate needs to change out the bedding or hay.
huskies shed on everything, like it snows fur everywhere, all the time. i hope you know that keeping a house clean with a husky in it is a lot harder than keeping a house clean with a chinchilla in it.
Batshit crazy doggy
>>30225246
My welsh corgi died 3 years ago, but he was 110% chill all the time. He used to herd sheep so he would nip at the heels of me and my brothers when we got rowdy but other than that he wuz a gud boi.
RIP Scupper.
>>30237417
He doesn't run around in circles because he's crazy. It's because he was born to do it.
Smug /k/at is smug.
>>30237509
Guardian of slavshit
>>30237516
Commander of meowschwitz concentration camp
>>30224615
I don't have any guns but pls rate my cat
>>30237509
Jesus that's a fat cat.
I just had to put down my old boy. I miss my pupper...
Here's my late jagdterrier. He was killed by a badger while inna woods.
>>30224596
Lennie 2.0
>I want to pet the chinchillas
>>30224571
Are small, armored dogs /k/ approved?
>>30237566
Yes
>>30234125
It's from a game that plays with every possible trope in '80s fighting movies; Bloodsport and whatnot. It's even got a kumite.
>>30237578
Cut his nails you fuck
>>30237608
I do, shes a Mountain Feist and her nail quick is stupid. Its gotten to the point i just clip the tips
>>30225404
It's like a clown car.
>>30226241
"This is my gun"
"There are many like it, but this one is mine"
>>30237544
describe the fight
>>30238628
Didn't see it, they fought in a small tunnel/cave/whatever those fuckers live in. Pupper had neck his neck bitten and the badger was missing its ass.
>>30238741
pretty savage, RIP your little beast
>>30238866
Thanks man. He was like a son to me.
>>30237550
Fuck off George
>>30224717
top kekek
>>30224735
Fly free pupper
>>30224784
god damn it! Now I need to know! WHY?!
>>30224615
He is a poor hunter but I still love him.
>>30224735
Please explain?
Are /k/ats /k/ approved? I mean, they are more of hunters than most puppers...
>>30240897
>food next to litterbox
Please die.
/k/itten submitted
>>30224596
Sugar bears man. Its like petting a cloud with the heart rate of a hummingbird.
>>30237544
Your dubs ensure he's resting in pupper Valhalla
The ATF kills dogs. So do the Marines apparently.
>>30240916
[spoiler]US-warcrimes in Afghanistan[/spoiler]
>>30240934
>Stalk anything and everything
>Hunt and slaughter animals for food and just for fun
>Bring you said slaughtered animals to try and teach you how to hunt
bretty /k/ desu
Do anyone have a picture of that Cat wearing a BUMP helmet?
>>30226317
so fucking cute. what's his name?
>>30226779
if it was, they wouldve body slammed it then called a airstrike in it
>>30240916
Dogs are basically like rats there apparently, so they basically kill and abuse them all the time there.
Excpet nobody was so god damn stupid that they fucking recorded their FACES AND POSTED IT ON THE INTERNET though.
Enitre military got serious shit for this video though.
Thinking of adopting a mastiff(South African). Does anybody have any experience with the breed? info to share?
>>30226437
This
>>30237509
Take out your recycling, man
>>30237509
are you hoarder? clean that shit up anon.
>>30224704
Phat dogger.
>>30234275
This is probably the most use you're getting out of him.
One of my two doggos. His name is Arlo Guthrie and he is a babushka.
We also measured his bite force at 450 PSI. It makes me happy to know he can kick ass while still being cute.
>>30245264
Forgot photo, sorry I'm a huge faggot.
>>30224571
is that a famas?
>>30245283
Fully adorable miniature animal sphere? Yes, yes it is.
>>30243794
They can be oper8or as fuck too
>>30224748
I had a basset hound when I was a kid. She lived to like 12 and was so heavy that she took up the whole back seat of the truck. They start out as tiny little beagle looking dogs but it's genetic for them to plump the fuck up
Does anyone else pick up and hug their cat? Mine is somewhat obese and whenever I get home from work she's always waiting for me do I pick her up and hoiste her around my left shoulder and give her a hug. She expects it and I can't say no
>that smug tail
>>30227196
I have one mixed with a poodle there the toughest small dogs
>>30224571
Kangal
>>30224571
Caucasian Shepard
>>30245694
I do :^)
I've been doing it every day since I found him when he was a lost kitten
>>30245624
>but it's genetic for them to plump the fuck up
Fuck off from /k/ you fatlogic faggot.
>>30247397
>Fuck off from /k/ you fatlogic faggot.
But you don't understand!
>>30224952
Noiiice!
>>30235625
>not knowing jokes
baka desu senpai
>>30235625
>summerfags
hooray.
>>30238947
He died with honor.
F.
>>30240956
You mean you don't eat where you shit?
>>30225312
Crows kick ass
>>30224679
Adorable. What kind of cat is that?
>>30245694
>hoiste her around my left shoulder
That seems to be hardwired into tortie cats. I've had a few, they all want the shoulder perch. They also like sleeping under the covers with you.
Quit feeding your cat dry food, that'll solve the obesity issue. It also reduces the possibility of diabetes, kidney failure, and liver disease. You don't need to shift to hipster canned food, Friskies classic pate is good enough.
>>30224571
>dog
Nigga that is a chimichanga
>>30252374
>Nigga that is a chimichanga
>>30244560
He's a hoarder of fucking trash and vodka bottles.
moar puppers
>>30237509
Are you the trash man?
>>30226387
Doesn't look very cuddly
>>30225147
Dog knows how to camouflage himself
>>30224704
Damn that bitch T H I C C
>>30224704
>click on image
>laugh for a solid 2 minutes
fuckin christ
>>30237530
10/10, looks cute. Now go buy a WASR.
>>30237578
Pit-hound mix?
>>30255668
How high are you?
>>30255731
not at all
I even saved it as
>condescendingforeskinhog.jpg
>>30255517
/k/ as fuck.
>>30255731
No it's, "how how are you"
Some faggot just started a duck thread
Birds keep making nests in the same spot in my yard and my cat keeps killing all the baby birds.
I know its in her nature but how can I make her stop, I like birds.
>>30255803
Keep her inside.
>>30255912
>lock up a cat for doing literally nothing wrong.
Vegans get off my board
>>30255939
He asked how to stop the cat from killing birds, I gave him an answer. We raised ours as indoor cats.
>>30255957
>We raised ours as indoor cats.
>>30256026
>Not letting your cats kill songbirds
>Not letting your cats get hit by cars, or attacked by foxes or eagles
>>30256052
>not letting your animal live its life and do what it enjoys
>>30255939
>>30256026
There are no outdoor cats, there are only properly owned cats kept indoors and roaming ecosystem disasters that deserve everything that happens to them on the highway.
>>30256052
Don't fret precious I'm here, step away from the window
Go back to sleep
Safe from pain and truth and choice and other poison devils,
>>30256072
There are no free people, only properly owned liberals kept in biodomes and roaming ecosystem disasters that deserve everything that happens to them in real life.
>>30256107
>cat owners delusional about their pet's freedom
>implying it's not just a filthy animal that doesn't give a shit where you keep it
>>30256145
It's somewhere in the middle.
They need stimulation, fun, and good care.
But they also don't have the same perception of reality that humans (or even a dog) has.
>>30256107
Be honest, have you ever tried to shoot clays with the AA sights? Because I know I would.
>>30224704
>>30255939
>>30256026
>Cats live a decade longer as indoor cats
>Aren't an ecological murder machine like those let out to wander freely
Rate my dog
Just adopted this 2 month old Conure, she still needs to be hand fed for a little longer. Say hello to Tiki.
>>30224615
That's a fine lookin kitter ya got there. Does he use the wheel gun to hunt squarsh?
>>30257421
Dude, Conures rule. I want one so bad. How can one not feel like a modern day Buccaneer when you've got a boss tropical bird as a pet?
>>30257605
I used to have a legit pirate burd as a buddy for years, until being forced to move made me need to find him a better home. The little conure will be much easier to deal with in my current townhouse.
>>30245753
>>30245755
Fucking manlets
>>30245624
>it's genetic for them to plump the fuck up
Incorrect you dog abusing faggot.
Is my pocket doggo approved?