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This range has a no singles policy
A what
>>30217948
makes sense.
>>30217948
SHALL
>>30217948
NOT
>>30217948
That's ok, I brought these doubles
>>30218077
STUMP
Don't worry, I brought a double
>>30217948
INFRINGED
>>30218070
>>30218077
>>30218086
>>30218095
your posts never fail to make me cringe, thinking about the person behind the keyboard
>Go to new range in commie MD
>its a hip new range with a cafe and coffee shop in front of it
>pay $20 to get in
>show them what kind of gun I have
>Tacticool AR-15, mosin nagant, and mossberg 590A1
>"Uhhhh sorry we don't sell babby killing ammo"
>"Oh then I'm gonna put this back into my car"
>"Uh no we're gonna have to run a background check on you first then leave the gun with us so you don't go on killing babbies with it"
>Pass background check
>Hand gun over to them
>Buy "cheap" nugget ammo from spam can
>20 rounds for $20
>"sorry man only slugs no buck shot on the range"
>Buy some handloaded slugs from them
>"Oh and its penis inspection day so make your way to the shower before heading to the range"
>Make way to penis inspector
>They have a one way window to show range members our penis
>They check if we significantly have big enough dick to shoot in the range
>tfw Chink
>"UH OH LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A SMALL DICK ALERT"
>male doctor tries to jerk me off
>"IT can't possibly be this small?"
>Hear girls giggling through the mirror
>Proceed to range with a big dunce hat with "Small penis" on it
>Scarf down my complimentary crab legs while I shoot my shotgun
>Slugs blew up my gun
>>30218114
See this could have been funny and interesting then it went to shit after "we don't sell ammo"
>>30217948
>This range has a no singles policy
But it's rather hard to double tap with a bolt gun...
>>30218114
>>Proceed to range with a big dunce hat with "Small penis" on it
This could actually be a funny range policy
>go to range
>wtf I'm in my backyard?
>remember I live the good life
>If I could make a living from walking in the woods
>You could bet I'd be sitting pretty good
>High on a hill looking at a field downwind
>If I could make a nickel off a turning them bass
>Never worry about the price of gas
I'd be wheelin' and dealin' and sittin' there reeling 'em in
>Huntin', fishin', and lovin' every day
>That's the prayer that a country boy prays
>Thank God He made me this way
>Huntin' and fishin' and lovin' every day
>>30218535
This sounds like a super shitty pop country song. You should McFucking kill yourself.
>>30218535
Luke Bryan pls..
>>30218097
SHALL
>>30218080
Nice 8080
>>30218081
THINE
>>30217948
Is that your way of asking if I want you to come to the range with me?
>>30218028
>Being this new
Don't forget to bring your towel and falcon hood.
>>30217948
My range has a no singles policies for Rentals.
One too many wizard's blown their brains out on the yellow line.
>>30217948
Weird. Because it's the married guys who always seem to want to end it all.
>>30218592
CLUMP
>>30217948
Unlike your mother's panties. She's a hell of a pole dancer.
That's ok, I'll just bring these dubs with me.
Stop making these threads
>>30217948
I'm just checking. This only if you are single and need to rent a gun from them. Not letting someone who brings their own gun and bullets shoot because they have a no singles policy is just stupid.
>local theater bans singles
>go there alone wearing my trench coat as a prank
>they call the cops on me
>>30219021
that's what i thought the policy was for. after someone offs themselves at a range it stays open a year, maybe two, tops. people stop going there for some reason.
>>30217948
keep your cancerous get threads in /b/ you faggot ass summerfag
>>30218114
I've been to MD and I'm not sure what part of this is not serious
>>30220912
>>30219021
>>30217948
I thought this doesn't apply if you are a has guns since the logic is you'd eat buckshot already if you have one.
I've had no issues before renting some model I wanted to try out.
>>30220912
No one likes a haunted range, anon. 2spoopy4m3
>>30220912
ranges close cause they go full fascist to stop suicide from happening again and drive away business
it really depends on how the owner handles it
>>30217948
>Going to a range
>Actually paying someone to shoot on their land
>Not just going in-woods to shoot
>>30217948
> ok, ill come back with a friend or family member and give them the most traumatic memory of their life
>>30217948
is my le benis big enuf :DDD
>>30221023
>>30221119
What the fuck? Story?
>>30221119
Also that fat dude wearing sandals to the range. You know, I aint even mad at him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4CTp2iDOMs
>>30221164
Meant to quote
>>30221145
>>30221145
Don't recall the details but I remember correctly a mother killed her son at the range for some reason.
>>30221119
>>30221145
That semen deamon shot the guy on the left in the back of the head. He did not see it coming.
>>30221145
mother killed her son and self.
>>30221186
>>30221197
What do you think that last thing to go through his mind was?
>>30221268
Was most likely excited as fuck that his mom let him come to a range to shoot guns, having fun and all until the bitch blew his brains out.
Sure has to suck that your hot mom brings you to a gun range only to kill you. He most likely died a virgin as well since he was 20 living with his parents.
>>30221268
>I should buy a Glock..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwg6RTjCH7g
>>30221284
>>30221164
The music!
>>30221268
A bullet?
>>30221164
>MFW taking my mom to the range tomorrow
>>30221301
then you better check em
>>30221314
>>30221019
THIS TBFH FAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>30218077
Looks like only one person is going to the range today.
>>30219021
Had the opposite problem at a range here in Colorado, pair of Aussie twin sisters came to rent at range and shot themselves.
>>30221019
Who is this semen demon? :3
>>30221630
Damn what a waste
>>30221268
Lol 9m-
>>30221160
I often wear slops to the range... Cringe or nah?
>>30221630
Were they hot though?
>>30222178
Only if you have ugly feet :3
>>30222178
Is slops a cringe word for flip flops?
And open toe shoe is stupid when operating firearms unless you enjoy hot brass on your toes.
>>30217948
Ian can vouch for me
I've got some doubles for you
>>30221186
Why? Poisoning his food would have been so much easier.
>>30218080
You wish...check em
>>30223717
I'd rather be shot point blank in the brain stem than poisoned. Choking on my own blood and vomit does not done appealing.
>>30223733
All this talk about dubs yet nobody can produce.
What's your stance on triples?
>>30221019
>BLM land
>in Texas
Good one.
>>30221019
Yes, everyone lives in close proximity to public land for shooting.
>>30220483
PUMP
>>30225452
Get up in the morning, make a coffee, grab my MK IV NoIII SMLE and sit on the veranda.
The sun breaks over the wooded hills to the east, throwing light on my little valley.
Scan the open pastureland before me, put my coffee down and chamber a 7Z round than adjust the Parker Hale peep sight to 400.
I take carefull aim at a deer head down and grading about four hundred yards away.
Still seated in my comfy chair I gently squeeze the trigger and the furring pin snaps forward.
I have the rifle down and my hand in the bolt handle before the deer jumps and staggers a pace than falls.
Venison for dinner.
I love living in the country, I'm never going back to the city again.
>>30227091
i doubt the deer just fell from a 7Z milsurp ball round, unless you hit him in the brainstem on accident from 400 yards away with open sights
>>30227124
>with open sights
>Parker Hale peep sight
are you okay anon?
>>30217948
I used to have that same pellet rifle/bb gun combo pump gun she has when I was like 14. It was awful.
>>30227174
Getting autistic on him for calling an aperture sight an open sight is really pedantic.
>>30218114
Still more believable than most range stories posted on /k/
>>30227174
>>Parker Hale peep sight
>>30227197
so you dropped a deer with one shot of ball ammo? or by ignoring that point of contention, are you conceding that was a fabrication
>>30217948
/tv/ get out
>>30220771
Shit seriously? Post proof
What a sad world we live in if true
>>30221280
Someone:S projecting.
>>30219021
My range has a "you must have a gun to rent a gun" policy. I guess that's what it's about.
>>30227213
Sure. As long as you don't decide to apply for the designated shooter position at your local cinema.
>>30217948
what are you suggesting?
also that child with a rifle and a beer gives me a tiny smile, thanks
>>30221197
>>30221252
>A central Florida woman who fatally shot her son then killed herself at a shooting range wrote in suicide notes to her boyfriend that she was trying to save her son.
>"I'm so sorry," Marie Moore wrote several times. "I had to send my son to heaven and myself to Hell."
>She signed two of the notes "Failed Queen."
>>30227211
>.303 FMJ is couldn't possibly immobilize a deer a second or two after hitting
Regardless of the veracity of the story, deer have been taken by experienced hunters with .223 and 9mm.
>>30228230
>experienced hunters with .223 and 9mm
>>30227071
RUMP
>>30224161
Don't remind me
>>30228264
People hunt durr with ARs and Mini-14s all the time. 9mm is shockingly enough legal in a lot of states since most hunting laws go by bullet size and not energy delivered or penetration.
>>30228350
That doesn't mean they use ball ammo for it you stupid fucking nigger.
>>30222530
I've somehow had more of a problem with brass bouncing off the divider and going down my shirt than burning my feet
>>30220984
/x/ get out
>>30218535
That was gayer than aids you faggot
>>30220984
>>30228486
Guess what stall it was the guy did it in?
That's right, 13. Not even shitting you.
>>30218535
Luke Bryan is a huge faggot. If I win the lottery I would buy every ticket to his concert and sit front row just to call him a faggot.
>>30218097
>not getting memes
geez gramps
>>30217948
no its cool i brought a friend
>>30223733
noice
>>30218583
nice 8583
>>30231735
Awesome 1735
>>30228167
Of course she was from Florida
>>30227071
UP THE JAM
>>30218114
>>"Uh no we're gonna have to run a background check on you first then leave the gun with us so you don't go on killing babbies with it"
Maybe if you were an American, you could have written your story in a less retarded way.
