How can American Navy sailors even hope to compete?
>>30206878
compete for what? who has the most followers on twitter?
>>30206907
Freedom of Information
Chinese sailors can charge their phones and has free wifi.
>>30206941
Chinese Tinder isn't worth shit when there's no poontang onboard. Gayvy wins.
>>30206941
>China
>Freedom of anything
Chang can charge his phone as many times as he wants but I can atleast google things.
>>30206878
ho cen amewicen seirors even compute?
>>30206878
>2016
>chinks finally gain the ability to charge 12 phones at once
>on a warship, in the middle of the ocean, where they cannot receive calls
>>30206941
>'Siri search "Tianamen Square Protests 1989" ' Yeoman Chang commanded the iphone his 6 year old little sister had built for him.
>'Did you mean "American lies and propaganda of the 1980s?"
>That's odd thought Yeoman Chang
>"Siri search Great Chinese Famine."
>"Did you mean Chairman Mao was a great leader and is totally not responsible for a famine that killed 40 million people?"
>"No, damn it Siri search "Democracy"
>"Did you mean "I want the police to abduct and torture my family?"
>>30206878
I'd imagine they'd compete by tracking their fleets in realtime using the signals from the phones. I'd rather have no phone and be hidden than a phone and a target on me
>>30207023
Never happened
>>30207015
He does not know of the South China Seas super chinese cell sites
>>30206878
Is the nip navy growing iPhones in a lab?
>>30207066
>Nip...
>Should've been chink.
>Seriously. Chink. Who knew?
Sorry. I didn't know the chinks had a navy. I stand corrected.
So, is the chink navy really growing phones in stacked incubators?
>>30207083
>didn't know chinks had a navy
Nigger have you seen what those zergs have done in the South China Sea?
>>30207023
Who would have thought that telling all the farmers in the country to plant their seeds at twice the normal depth in order to make "stronger plants" wouldn't work?
I mean its not like the people who's families had been farming for centuries could possibly know more about farming than Chairman Mao?
>>30206878
>How can American Navy sailors even hope to compete?
Being able to google their opponents, network via facebook, research advanced shitposting strategies on wikipedia.
