Invasion of Sealand
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How would an invasion/coup d'etat of sealand realistically play out?
>>30194080
it wouldn't. I'm assuming those who own sealandia are still British/UK citizens, so it would technically be trespassing on private property, plus if you killed them you'd be killing UK/British citz
>>30194080
prison time for 1st degree murder and assault with a deadly weapon
>>30194105
iirc they renounced their citizenship
>>30194140
So they're citizens of no where?
>inb4 sovereign citizens
The UN has yet to recognize sealandia as a nation, so I'm slightly confused as to how that works. My point still stands though, I doubt the UN would stand for it whether sealands a nation or not
>>30194158
hmm, you do have a point there. What if we found an old floating oil derrick? do you think that we could set up an outer heaven on one of those?
>>30194186
Oh fuck yeah, easily. As long as its in international waters, which is 12 miles out, then we're fine. We wouldn't be able to be a nation or anything, but it'd be a nice /k/ retreat, as long as we had transport to and from (I can get my rotorwing license)
>>30194080
>Sealand
confirmed for having no taste
>>30194158
>The UN has yet to recognize sealandia as a nation
Implying what the UN thinks matters
>>30194279
Well seeing as how the UK extended their territory to 12 miles and sealand now sits inside british waters, I guess the UN is kind of irrelevant.
>>30194140
The crown doesn't recognize it when their subjects renounce. You can't renounce being a subject. You can only be released voluntarily by the crown or you can defeat them in armed conflict.
The place is falling apart were better off finding an abandoned oil platform
>>30194344
And they're not citizens, they're subjects of the crown.
>>30194080
Sealand's got a single MG to defend itself, if I remember right.
>>30194080
>realistically play out?
Cannot happen since the Royal Navy protects it, a few neckbeards stand no chance against a type 45 and Royal Marines.
>>30194236
there's 40,000 in the gulf of mexico that'll be decommissioned in the next few decades
>>30194370
>Sealand's got a single MG
So better armed than most of /k/.
>>30194080
The 4chan invasion force gets lost and starves in the middle of the Atlantic.
>>30194080
/k/ should invade madagascar or namibia or something, much better options
>>30194406
http://www.nauticalcharts.noaa.gov/csdl/mbound.htm
depending on where in the gulf, it might still be in US territory. Which again, isn't a problem unless we want to pretend to be a nation
>>30194236
iirc some canadafag bought a coast guard cutter before he was v& for trying to start a pmc
>>30194460
>v& for trying to start a PMC
fuck, I was just thinking about that the other day...
also that'd be cool as fuck, those things haul ass
>>30194478
so long as you don't live in the land of cucks, you should be good
Fuck Sealand.
How about we take the Pitcairn Islands?
>52 citizens
>10 guns
>welfare colony of rapists, descended from mutineers, that the UK has to pay for in its entirety
Nobody would miss it, the UK would probably take months to notice it had gone dark, and they may be happy to be rid of it anyways.
Its only real claim to fame was the trials, where back in the 90s I think, something baffling like 2/3s of the male population went to trial when an outsider census guy showed up and discovered that almost every female in the then 300 or so residents had been raped, usually since the age of 12, and that this was considered totally normal. Nobody even really protested it until the crown sent prosecutors and soldiers (to confiscate the 10 guns) and from that point on, they have had all of 2 people move there. And now that laws were in place to prevent all the rape dungeoney antics, basically every female moves out once they finish school.
So now we are down to 52 old fuckers and 10 guns.
>>30194506
>USA motherfucker
Started a thread on it the other day. Someone said the only obstacle besides procuring equipment would be registering with the UN as a merc group or PMC
>>30194539
Pitcairn is protected by Britain, the moment we invaded we'd be btfo.
>>30194539
Fiji looks nice and ripe for the taking
>>30194671
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/sweet-island
we could always buy our own private island and turn it into a /k/ shooting range
>>30194080
there's unclaimed land in Antarctica, and i'm pretty sure that we could get some gear queers to procure cold weather gear
>>30194775
But there are Nazis and eldritch horrors down there.
>>30194807
We could probably infiltrate the nazis, and then harness the powers of the great old ones
>>30194826
>>30194854
if there were Nazis we would need to play them like a damn fiddle to get more funz and vehicles
>>30194158
You know what the UN hasn't done? Enforce the majority of its own laws shortly after the year 2001.
>>30194455
Who needs nationhood when we can beat Puerto Rico to the punch of becoming state No. 51?
>>30194976
well then we'd have to obey the federal AWB, and fuck that I want my giggle switch
>>30194080
the fortified sealand?
>>30194976
i don't think that america would be ok with a state already filled to the brim with funz trying to build giant death robots
>>30194080
i just need 12 commandos with nuggets bring your tac gear
>>30194158
Sweden recognizes them
>>30194080
Have an interior photo
>>30194407
Someone call in /mu/ fag, we need is 38 pounder and a few of his machine guns for this if he's willing to participate
>>30194158
in the last coup or whatever they tricked an ambassador from i think switzerland so yeah they got recognised as a soveriegn nation
my sides when we take the country by force and have to fight off the swiss army the ironing would be pretty hard
>>30194976
Please liberate us
t. Puerto Rican
last invasion of Sealand didn't go well, when the dictator busted out his MG and drove off the boarding party
We won't need an army, just twenty good men.
>>30195077
>drove off the boarding party
You mean when he held those German mercenaries hostage for having held him and his family hostage?
Then England had to Negotiate with Sealand on Germany's behalf to get the German citizens released. Sealand claims that by parlaying with them, Germany has legally acknowledging their independence from England and autonomous power. lol
>>30195077
my original idea was infiltrating them, then starting the mutiny when they have /k/ommandos guarding their guns, but now we're thinking of taking over an oild oil rig or unclaimed land
>>30194080
>How would an invasion/coup d'etat of sealand realistically play out?
one well placed missile, that's how
>>30195100
>This will never happen
>>30195100
This is like a terrible fan fiction compared to the original
>>30195123
Not with that attitude it won't
>>30195130
>Implying they aren't the same
>>30195142
If they were, there wouldn't be write ins of terrible "board culture" characters like dugan or mcnigerator
When only one of them is actually "one of us"
>>30195164
Do you have a different version of that comic saved to prove your point? If not, pics or it didn't happen Famalam
>>30195164
No, I'm talking about in terms of story quality
designed a flag just in case, though i doubt anything will happen
>>30194359
That changed in the 1930s...... Statute of Westminster..... theyre british citizens.....subjects only applies to persons born before 1928
>>30194775
Cant claim Antarctica.
>>30195627
that only applies to those who signed the treaty
i for one welcome the day that /k/ colonizes Antarctica
>>30195664
implying those who signed the treaty would let you claim it...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condominium_%28international_law%29
>>30195809
the treaty bans any military activity on Antarctica by those who signed it
>>30194460
yeah that guy was full of shit.
if anyone still cares i'll probably make a thread tomorrow about starting our own country/micronation/outer heaven
>>30195887
all for it
Divers who attach explosives the pillars at night. Done.
Fuck you faggots, we finally had an opportunity to invade the Pitcairns and nobody cares :(
>>30195071
>in the last coup or whatever they tricked an ambassador from i think switzerland so yeah they got recognised as a soveriegn nation
No, they insist that they've been recognized when it's never happened. Tricking a diplomat into helping you out doesn't automatically make you a nation.
>>30196084
It's too far out the fuck of nowhere, anon. Although overtaking the 30 or so people there wouldn't be too difficult
>>30194357
This, the current owners are not taking care of it and it is a Tiny Death Trap.
At least with the larger oil rigs we can have sections dedicated to growing food, machine/sewing shops a mess hall, etc.
nugget snipers + 100 nuggets modified to toss tannerite charges
cover it with tannerite and blow it to smithereens
>>30195664
>>30195817
>North Korea catches wind of this
>>30195100
I always chuckle at the little "Fuck-a-yooouuuu" when that one guy dies.
>>30196350
Nah man. Its all about free floating living islands made from salvage. Roaming about changing location, shape and function.
An island chain that can change formation on demand will always better than a simple platform.
If a homeless weirdo can do it with garbage what's stopping /k/?
>>30196809
This. He use old fishing nets and plastic bottles and keeps feeding the island through a hole in his kitchen floor. This dude is my hero.
>>30194080
So easy that it can be done by bongs using only local gear
>Get together party of 20+ bong /k/omandos
>Buy hire/buy two or three boats
>Canoe over to Sealand
>Blockade 'em
>Shoot arrows/air rifle pellets/.22 rounds/assault spoons and whatever else the bong /k/omrades can het their hands on at anyone attempting to resupply them.
>Keep this up for a week or two
>Annex sealand from the the starving inhabitants and declare it an outpost of the new holy /k/ubist empire
>Boats and scarcely armed bongs are the start of the great /k/arrier fleet that eventually forms
>Mfw
>>30194450
>Namibia
Naw nigga, namibia is fucktones of either desert or wilderness plus you'll have to contend with afri/k/aner farmers and idigeindigenous tribes. It'll be easier to just stake out a plot of land somewhere and not get noticed since its so sparsely populated
Make a Sealand multiplayer map in whatever CoD is out now/upcoming
Fags stop making these threads
????
/k/ profit
>>30194236
We Enclave now
>>30198184
>afri/k/aner farmers
Sounds like allies
> idigeindigenous tribes
Fucking spears and rocks
>desert or wilderness
We whites have the skill and tech to solve this
>>30195218
Never happenned, you can trust my word on that.
He's probably just a tripfag, butthurted for not being in the comic.
>>30194080
Under the guise of a "nuclear inspection"
>>30195006
funfax, with the late war gun laying systems the radar system would relay information to the director, which would aim the 3.7 inch guns automatically by electric motor
All the gunners themselves would do is select targets and physically load the gun.
They could probably fuck up a modern chopper desu
