>be me
>be on my way home from work, heading back out to the family farm
>get a frantic call from my sister while stopped in the grocery store parking lot about to go in
>my german shepherd ran off by himself and out of her sight which he never does
>she chases him and finds him locked in a struggle with a creature out of the woods on the edge of the property
>my boy did the doggy death shake on this creature before flinging it into the air
>apparently it lands with a "thunk" but is still alive
>the creature is paralyzed from the waist down
>my sister who can't kill has trapped the beast in a sturdy enclosure
>wants me to come home and "deal with it"
>I leave the grocery store without shopping and make it home in record time
>I can feel the bloodlust rising in me at the thought of what I'm going to do to this creature that fought with my dog
>My bloodlust isn't the only thing rising at this thought either
>I get home and my sister runs out to greet me and show me the trapped creature
>I follow her at a jog in my work clothes (cubicle clothes) across the field to the edge of the woods
>I_broke_many_traffic_laws_for_this.jpg
>she beams with pride at showing me the enclosure she made
>it's a fucking bucket with a log on it
>I_should_have_kept_shopping.jpg
>I peak under the bucket, laugh and stroll inside to change and to get my weapon of choice
>This weapon, no doubt, has a long history of dispatching vermin and pests and I am glad to give it the chance to do so again
>I return to the bucket with my weapon and camera phone ready to shit post on /k/ later
This is where you come in, would you like to see the creature my dog had paralyzed and my sister had freaked out over /k/?
Don't tease us op
Sure. Ain't got anything else to do.
>>30192485
No. Leave it in the bucket.
KILL KILL KILL!
Yes please
>mfw browsing /k/ with my Luger on my lap and seeing this thread
I am so ready for this
>>30192485
If there's not a small black child under that bucket, you've wasted my time.
Toasting in potential epic bread.
There's going to be a slightly battered pinecone under the bucket.
>>30192532
he already wasted our time by not posting the photo to begin with
it's probably a squirrel or some shit
In the words of the ancient shitposters of 4chan, DO IT FAGGOT.
>>30192485
>I take the log off the bucket and move it into a little more open of an area
>I'm careful not to let it escape
>I'm going to enjoy this
>When ready I grasp my weapon tight and kick the bucket over
>I'm_Ready_Mein_Furher.invaderussia
>My eyes lock with the beast and Iknow it is him or me even though he's paralyzed from the waist down
>>30192557
Pull
the
Trigger.
>>30192557
holy shit it's a British Rat
kill it
>imb4 it's his pet chinchilla and the last picture is cuddle-time.
>>30192557
End it now OP show us it's corpse in victory.
>>30192557
Do it for the Fatherland OP
>>30192557
>I tactically step around the beast to get a better angle careful to watch my flanks for groundhog partisans coming to free their comrade
>once in position I close my eye and sight down the worn faded metal of my weapon
>I feel my finger come alive as I squeeze the trigger
>my weapon lets loose a furious roar
>the groundhog hears the whisper of his ancestors calling him
>blood spurts from the hole in his head
>my weapon smokes like you would after good sex
>it has fulfilled its purpose and lived again today, doing a service to the fatherfarm and removing pests
>I let out a satisfied sigh knowing the groundhog menace will not ravage my tomatoes or foundations anymore
>>30192557
Currently cross linking this in /an/
>>30192588
This was the first thing that entered my mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIUd3qfHAzI
>>30192557
Is that poor little guy actually paralyzed? :(
Don't kill, take him to humane society.
>>30192616
>shopped blood
>>30192625
Some whistlepigs must die
Be happy that ground grizzlies are not uncommon, and that there are more.
>>30192616
You gonna do anything else in the name of the Murder /k/ube?
>>30192625
If it's paralyzed it's going to die anyway, the humane society won't be able to do much for it. A quick honorable death is what it would have wanted.
>>30192616
brb need a cig now
>>30192625
Groundhogs are vermin. It deserved to die.
>>30192616
Kek, libs on sucide watch
OP, I think you should skin and clean it and give the meat to the dogger, he hunted well and deserves to feast on the rewards of victory!
>>30192616
>I fire another round into the animal to make sure the fight is over
>gotta_double_tap.zombieland
>I take a step back and place my weapon on the ground
>the grass is stained crimson
>in the distance I hear german marching music
>I go in and get a beer to celebrate my struggle
>I shit post on /k/
and that's it folks.
Luger used is a 1920 DWM commercial model in .30 luger with FMJ bullets.
>>30192648
I'm liberal and voting for sanders. Would have unloaded into that little rat thing too.
>>30192633
>>30192635
I just don't want it to die: I love little creatures like this even though some think they're a pest.
Weird how much I love guns, yet can't deal with killing animals.
>>30192485
Damn good dog. Needs a treat after all that.
>>30192652
Send me it's skull
I need it
>>30192652
>>30192670
Little bitch boy.
You should blow up the body with tannerite
>>30192652
>Removing the groundhog menace one pest at a time.
Excellent.
>>30192677
I don't even care man
Guessing that's a baby. Ground grizzlies near me are fuckhuge.
>>30192626
Its dead jim
>>30192649
Will do! he'll love it
>>30192668
He sure is. I love my boy and he has now proven himself to be a worthy battle buddy.
Here's the valiant hound ready to serve from last fall.
>>30192654
You should unload into your head.
>>30192700
Biggest I've ever seen was on a farm in Indiana. It had been eating food out of the pig troughs and weighed over 35lbs.
It had truly earned the name whistlepig.
>>30192710
Someone give this doggo a medal.
>>30192710
I withdraw my statement after the other pic
That one random spec that was showing looked funny to me at first, sorry senpai
>>30192713
You first.
>>30192732
Nah, thats reserved for socialist filth.
Liquidate yourself, vermin.
>be me
Thread discarded.
>>30192718
Yeah Hoosier here. there's one that lives in the hill across from my house and he's about half the size of my black lab.
>>30192655
Same here bro. I love animals but I hate niggers.
>>30192644
I have them in my back yard, but they're probably the only vermin I haven't shot.
They dindu nuffin.
In buying a Luger specifically to kill pests around my property.
Not for collecting
Not for historic reasons
Not for my Wehraboo side
For the sole purpose of giving it a new life of culling vermin like what the pistol was used for yesteryear.
Just posted this on my twitter and already has 1000+ plus retweets in a few minutes, animal cruelty is not funny you huge faggot. Have fun losing your job and talking with police.
>>30192876
proof or gtfo baby
>>30192816
Not op but they eat garden plants and in my case are digging seven kinds of hell holes under my tractor shed. Don't want the damn shed falling on the tractor.
But if the tractor wasn't parked under there I could use a bit of "Jewish lightning" in the form of groundhogs causing it to collapse. It would be nice to get the insurance and build a new shed.
>>30192876
It isn't illegal to kill vermin on my land in the state I reside in. Even if I did use a gun associated with the NAZIS.
You can't get me fired from my own farm and I've been planning to quit my office job anyways broski. Why don't you watch that edge round these parts o/k/?
>>30192839
Not mentally competent enough to own a fire arm
>>30192876
>>30192789
>but I hate niggers
Fair enough.
>>30192655
You just have to realize that you are doing the animal a mercy in killing it. Animals lives in nature suck, and most animals die terrible, brutal deaths. Had this anon not shot the groundhog, it would have dragged itself away and slowly died of dehydration, or been torn apart and eaten by a predator. He gave the lowly groundhog a quick, and honorable death.
All wild animals can expect no better.
>>30192924
Can't even spell firearm and doesn't use proper punctuation.
Not mentally competent enough to own a firearm.
>>30192618
Wars have started for less
>all this for a groundhog
I plink them from my porch. Whoopty do
>>30192879
>Sure, I will just post my twitter account in this retarded board
It has a little over 12k retweets, it's not hard to find.
>>30192914
Does not matter, at least people will get mad at you. Maybe it gets your sister fired and makes you think twice next tine before you kill a poor animal to feel empowered.
>>30192625
Hi /an/, why do you never call?
I thought you said we could still be friends.
>>30192652
Ya know man, there are a lot of reactions for getting shot with an antique. I guess this little guy....had his mind blown.
>>30193174
I hate replying to you but my sister works full time on the farm and the wholesalers that buy my sheep (raised for meat) won't give a fuck. Its really great having a job and source of income that can't be touched by anyone. Let alone a pathetic SJW cuckfag. Stay mad hippy. I'll stay happpy and farming.
>>30192616
This reminds me of last week when my son shot a groundhog in the head like six times with his bb rifle
>>30193174
You are quite honestly the gayest little Nancy boy to ever visit /k/
Please just kill yourself now before you waste other people's money on your sex change operation and subsequent suicide. It's a shortcut that will benefit the planet.
>>30192876
You didn't, though. Why do you feel the need to lie on the internet, bro?
>>30193427
I really love this post. You are a 5-star person, OP, and I mean that sincerely.
>>30193174
>before you kill a poor animal to feel empowered.
Yeah should have made a little groundhog wheelchair so it could live happily ever after, right?
>>30195790
don't forget installing a ramp into your home so the groundhog can live out the rest of its days in air-conditioned comfort
>>30192654
>>>/lgbt/
>>30192625
I dont really care for killing animals, am a vegan, etc... but really its better off dead than paralyzed.
>>30192655
Im in a very similar position to you. I understand animals better than people. Thwy make more sense.
But anon shiuld have killed the groundhog because its life would have been much worse if he hadnt.
Any one else quietly hoping for a nailbat to go into play or is that just for rabbits?
>Not_worth_the_bullet.png
>>30193418
Nothing like the squirrel I ate last week. I shot her from the back and top of her head, angling forward and down. She had no bottom jaw to speak of and the upper mandible had split at the front.
Little tree rat looked like the Predator Squirrel.
Not going hand-to-hand against it.
>>30192557
Your dog couldn't kill a groundhog.
Shoot the dog and get a new one. Also, you probably have the bubonic plague now. Be sure to treat your new dog for fleas.
>>30197499
pussy
>>30192625
Too late bruv
>>30197499
>hand to hand
>uses pitchfork like some 13th century peasant
>>30197499
B R U T A L
>>30192652
AND AM I BORN TO DIE
>>30192485
>This weapon, no doubt, has a long history of dispatching vermin and pests and I am glad to give it the change to do so again
>>30197499
bruh that's just mean
I recommend you pissed on it. To mark your kill. My cousin does it and taught me to do it.
>>30192485
>saw piture thumbnail
>pointing gun at childs' head
>blonde hair white shirt
>le RRRREEEE-
>Pointing at wood chunk and bucket
Close one, boyo.
>>30192783
Neat.
>>30200282
get glasses
>>30192652
He a gud boi, he dindu nuffin
>>30193174
>at least people will get mad at you. Maybe it gets your sister fired and makes you think twice next tine before you kill a poor animal to feel empowered.
You can be honest. We're all anonymous here. I can tell what you really meant to say was "You can't shoot animals you misogynist, check your human priviledge, animal dindu nothin, I hope you die you cis scum, I wish your sister was raped so you don't feel good about killing molerats anymore."
Stay buttbefuddled, stay subhuman.
>>30192531
Source on that comic
>>30193174
>Paging Dr. /pol/ an SJW needs his xanax.
>>30197499
the tine bent on its skull
>>30199811
Is your cousin a dog?
>>30192485
>doggy death shake
Please explain. I am interested.
>tfw you live in the city with at least one pink knight neighbor itching to call the cops for just about anything and so are forced to resort to literal toys rather than glorious .308 to "deal" with vermin .
OP, you got letters and stuff mixed up, this is /k/, not /r9k/
your blog isn't funny
>>30193174
>It has a little over 12k retweets, it's not hard to find.
I wish you weren't bluffing. I would love to see how pathetic your life is based solely on your Twitter page.
>>30204998
>I would love to see how pathetic your life is based solely on your Twitter page.
No need to find my twitter, I can teel you. It's not pathetic at all, just really boring. I'm as much normie as they come.
>>30192655
See, I'm the opposite. I live in an area where I don't have to deal with pests, but all I want is to sit on the porch on Sunday mornings removing groundhogs from my land.
>>30193427
prolly b8 regardless.
>>30197499
I was all for you up until this, ya killed it, no need to fuck with it's corpse.
Did the Nazi's fondle corpses?
Unless for medical purposes, put the pitch fork down, faggot.
>>30192876
>>30192654
>voting sanders
You should go visit /pol/ and see the wonderful news
>>30206200
and the number of people in suicide watch increases by 1
