The closest firearm to you just discharged, how fucked are you /k/?
If you are touching or carrying more than one, they both went off.
>inb4 trigger discipline
>inb4 guns don't just fire randomly
My right ass check was very closely grazed, probably hurts like fuck but only damaged a fatty part.
The pistol on my desk fired into the wall
>>30192374
>tfw appendix carry
Kinda hard to discharge when unloaded and disassembled for cleaning. Ditto for the second closest.
im fine because im noguns. im just here for the MEMES
>Mossberg fired through the top of dad's old wood gun cabinet he's keeping here
>Tallgeese MG model is blown apart
>>30192374
.32 snub nose just put a grove into my right ass cheek and when into my floor
Closest gun to me is a partially disassembled USP, so there's be tiny pieces of brass embedded in my fingers and face (not eyes tho, I got them glasses). That's if a round somehow found its way into the chamber and magically ignited.
>>30192395
bye arteries
>>30192435
which USP? I've got the .40 compact. Debating on getting HK45 or USP .45 for my next HK.
>>30192466
.40 full size. Even the non-.45 full size USPs are huge. It's as thick as a Glock 20, and the .45 is even thicker. They're overbuilt, but that's one of the reasons I bought it.
Ears are ringing, the rest of the people in Cracker Barrel are in various stages of shock/WTF (South Texas) and I have powder burns on the hip of my pants.
>>30192374
FNS-9 just destroyed my shitty little epson printer.
Vz24 shoots a hole in my house for the second time.
BHP on my belt, leg crossed, so maybe it goes into the back of my foot maybe it does not.
makarov on my desk fired into my wall and into the neighbors house
>>30192374
My .300wm just put a hole in the roof of my safe, my ground-floor floor, my second-floor floor, my roof, and probably the oak tree that kinda overhangs that side of the house.
>>30192374
10mm glock brand glock goes off on my tv shelf. Pointed at the neighbors apartment so theyre probably fucked
>>30192374
9mm shoots through the back of my wooden dresser and almost certainly stops at my outside brick wall.
>>30192374
Jokes on you, I don't have any guns!
HAHAHAHAHA.....
Kill me pls.
seven fuddish long guns in the safe, and 5 handguns in cases on the top of the safe.
I have a new belly button
>>30193160
>what was teh first time?
>>30192374
My left speaker would be destroyed and I would have a hole in my wall.
My bedside gun fires, hitting no one because its pointed harmlessly upwards.
>inb4 le falling bullet meme
>>30193242
basement dweller confirmed
my ruger blackhawk .44 magnum went through every wall in my house and is still going through the woods probably
This fucker is pointed right at my ribs... shit.
>>30192374
>mfw glocknade with safariland shrapnel
Fucked. Im at work and its my duty weapon and admin wont believe me.
>all my guns are on my rack pointing upwards
heh
Makarov just blew a hole in a water bottle on the desk and the ears are ringing.
Besides some EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I should be fine.
My mosin went off in my closet and blew a hole. through my wall/ceiling.
>>30192374
P0-7 duty just discharged into my hand safe, 9mm STRUNG would prob not even penetrate it but if it did it would go into a wall away from me.
Would prob shit my pants thought.
>>30193874
about the same, but add 3 or 4 shotguns, and a couple milsurp rifles
such is life visiting my parents
>>30193937
Not trying to make fun of your setup, but why do people insist on having huge holsters like that?
Why not just have a simple IWB kydex holster? I'm just curious.
Also there would be a hole in my wall and possibly my bathroom mirror would be broken.
My mosin just annihilated my ceiling.
>>30192374
a shotgun loaded with 12 gauge 2 3/4" 00 buck just went off under my mattress
Probably huge scorch marks and a big ass hole at the foot of my bed.
>>30194077
The Alien gear is a pretty solid way to conceal a full size handgun, and the cant adjustment is a useful addition.
I do like to clip on my p238, but any longer of a barrel would stick out more.
>>30194077
a wider holster can be more comfortable and spread the weight more evenly on your body.
My lc9s pro shot through day pack and bounced off the hotel drywall because lol9mm.
The .45 in my kitchen drawer just shot a FMJ through two wall, a tomato plant, out across the pond, and into the apartment buildings across the way
My closets guns are all in a high quality safe
does this mean I win?
>>30194821
I can still conceal a full size g22 with a simple clip/holster.
>>30194856
Fair point, but I still think I think a IWB single clip holster is fine. I carry at about the 4-5 o'clock position at a cant and unless I'm moving around a lot I have no problems with printing.
10mm hole in my wall
Old winchester 94 shot a .30-30 through the top of my safe and into the furnace duct above it. Probably stopped somewhere in the main floor.
20 ga. pump shotgun in the closet in the next room.
So... I guess I'm without a roof in the gun room closet for a few days? I mean it's bad but I'm not fucked.
>>30192374
My G34 just put a hole in the wall. I'm not hurt because I'm not a retard and don't set my HD gun on the nightstand with the muzzle pointed at me.
>>30192374
some cop probably got hurt
>cancuck
>>30194821
Nigger did you stick a BHP in an Alien Gear holster?
Also can you get a better picture of the trigger guard? Doesn't look like it properly covers it.
>>30194922
>gun stored in kitchen drawer
>FMJ
You sound like a bright chap
>>30192374
Somehow my .22lr rifle loaded itself and put a tiny hole through my rear house wall and is probably lodged in my backyard or fence.
>tfw noguns
I guess some police officer at the station nearby is going to have a bad day.
>>30195501
Yeah I really need to get some home defense rounds for it. The dicks by me doesn't sell anything but FMJ in .45 acp and I haven't gotten around to hitting up another shop
They're all in a cabinet across the room, but two .357 Great Western's blow holes in the cabinet and the ceiling, two model 1897's fucking demolish whats left, and a model 1894 throws in what little it can.
>>30195626
My ears are basically blown the fuck out, pants thoroughly shat in.
>>30195615
just buy online you stupid faggot
>>30192374
My .380 probably blasted into the hallway on the floor below (despite being unloaded), and my mosin (unloaded) just blew a hole in the ceiling, who knows where it landed.
>>30192374
My AR shoots into the top of the safe, then legos, then warhammer figurines, then a backpack filled with MREs.
I think I'm cool.
>>30195640
Good point. Just ordered some. Cheers fag
The glock 21 on my nightstand just shot into my wall. My wife and dog suffered heart attacks from waking up so fast. My daughter is crying in her room.
>>30192374
NO PROBLEMS OP
*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
>>30194821
My Glock 17 conceals in this Squared Away Customs kydex holster, of course the grip is too long for trying to put it on an angle.
Gotta carry it 6 o'clock or thereabouts, grip sticks out at the 3 o'clock angle.
Hole in wall and a fair amount of mawp. Worst of it would be cleaning up the projectile dog shit sprayed across half the room.
Nothing serious, but I'd be pissed I have to repair the bricks.
>>30192389
Same.
>>30195489
I will probably swap out for my PPQ, but this is snug AF.
>>30192389
same as well
>>30195793
eh that's not as bad as I thought it was.
I wasn't talking about about the Hi-Power by the way, just the holster. I fuckin' love Hi-Powers.
>>30192374
Welp, I'm about equidistant from the gun closet and the ones in the bedroom. Ones in the gun closet just perfed the new roof that's less than a year old.
I have a good chance of catching either a .44 or a .357 Herrett in the back of the head from the bedroom guns.
I've never even seen a gun in real life so I'm safe.
checkmate gunfags
1970s era hi-power loaded with hornady, critical defense just punched a hole in my lock box and imbedded bits of lead in the wall causing the bird which is nesting in a hole in the same wall three feet above to trip out
>>30192374
I'm taking a shit downstairs and all my guns are pointed vertically in the weapons closet that's across the house and upstairs.
I'm safe.
>>30192374
My AR-15 shot a hole in the ceiling by my bed and made me fucking deaf.
Dandy apart from the whole tinnitus thing.
>>30192374
Glock Brand Glock 17 just fired a round into my wall, Mossberg 500 just fired into my sister's bedroom, and my uncle's M82 just blew my neighbour's head off.
>>30192374
The Glock 19 on my vanity fires into my wall, probably hitting a mirror and then the bullet goes through a fence and disintegrates.
the last one I saw was a polizist that had an HK53 assault rifle :)
>>30194077
Another thing is that a lot of the wide IWB holsters tend to let you tuck a shirt over top of the gun, so only the clips show. You still get a bulge, though so only really useful for single stacks.
>>30192374
Thanks for making me check OP. If my pistol went off I would have lost 6TB of storage. I have it on my desk facing the foundation wall of my basement, so no worries about over penetration... then again, people are easier to replace than some data.
This old son a bitch probably just exploded and sent shrapnel all over my room.
>don't even know what it is tbqh
>>30192374
M1 garand against my wall just put a small hole in the corner of my ceiling.
I am deaf and my landlord is pissed, but otherwise everything is fine.
Bedside shotgun goes off
Pointed upwarss
Hits the game to above
Destroys the body game rooms SNES, ps3, gaming monitor and some other shit because 3in Magnum buckshot
>>30198509
Musket of some kind I guess.
>10/22 in my safe at home
>.22 Ricocheted around on the inside and turned the rest of my guns in the safe to mush
Fug
I'm at work now, so I'm guessing some random security guard just got their leg grazed and/or their desk perforated.
>>30194068
>CT
Not many of us around, huh?
I just lost about $8 worth of honey whiskey but other than that, not much more than a hole through the wall and some furniture. Hopefully between the glass bottle, an inch of press board and an external wall will keep a 9mm from punching through another external wall 80 yards away and killing someone.
desk gun blows hole in desk drawer then probably wall, it'd definitely scare the shit out of me
>>30200000
Holy shit, I'd never gotten quints before
>>30192374
Fnx40 on my bed points towards me, good thing I'm in my bathroom with two layers of drywall!!
>>30192374
00buck into the ceiling next to me scaring the piss out of everyone in the building.
>>30200041
Nigger, that's 5 0's.
A sawed off Wards Wertern Field 16ga just put a 7/8oz load of #6 into my reloading room wall.
My glock 22 fired out of my holster into the floor next to my sleeping k9.
No idea, some gun in some nearby house or car just put a hole in something.
Hm. Sig p226 40sw. My hip is a bit warm but my couch has a bullet hole.
>ohshitmydownstairsneighborisdead
Fuck that guy. He tried to tell me the classic liberal bs about "not needing more than 5 rounds for hunting"
