No innawoods green text thread?
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>>30192443
Forgot pic
>>30192456
Lol, room clearing with a 240B.
One time, I pooped a ghost in the woods.
I love these threads.
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>>30193056
/r/ that story from /fit/ where the meathead terrorizes the ghosts
>>30193113
here u go friendo
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>>30193241
This is a silly story. Chernobyl still has around 700 people living there to this day, and two different state departments to oversee who goes in and out of the exclusion zone. They should have made a spoopy story about someone who discovered Chernobylite - A super radioactive glassy crystal that was first discovered underneath the reactor that went into meltdown. That or ghosts or whatever.
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>>30190731
I live near where this takes place, drove down that highway last week.
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>>30192456
That's not a headless ghost. That's Nearly Headless Nick.
>>30193465
Thats why it was silly?
>Im scared for an instant and then I remember my skin color and it fades instantly
>>30193117
Can you direct me to more of this guys stories?
Dont care of they are bullshit,hes a good story teller.
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>>30193073
I like these military spoo/k/y stories. Are there any more of them?
>>30193039
Bumping for interest
>>30192009
This one was especially good. Bad formatting, but awesome
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>>30196502
I'll see if I can find any more.
>>30196389
This. read this shit a while back and always wanted to know if there was more.
>>30190731
Hey I finally have something to contribute to one of these threads
>be bored yesterday
>decide to explore a trail in the woods behind my house that I haven't ever gone on
>gear up with alpenjager pack, CETME bayonet, sardines, drinks, the usual
>didn't bring gun because didn't feel like carrying my 91/30 or my mauser (the only guns I have at the moment)
>head out, nothing out of the ordinary
>about after an hour of hiking, arrive at start of new trail
>head down the trail and notice a few small campsites off to the sides with trash and cookware
>probably vagrants
>eventually the trail kind of dissipates into forest
>keep walking
>suddenly notice terrible smell
>the smell of death
>start looking around for the body of an animal (or perhaps even a human cause who knows)
>after a couple minutes of searching for the source the smell just goes away
>remember how all these spooky greentexts on /k/ always start with a bad smell
>getting kind of nervous
>continue walking
>I start feeling like I'm being watched
>look around
>see a makeshift tipi-like shelter about 30ft away from me
>made out of log frame and one of those beach umbrellas wrapped around the frame as canvas
>oh god how did I not notice that
>squint to try and see if anything is inside (the "door" or opening is facing me)
>pitch black inside, there are holes in the canvas that create bright spots inside
>see the bright holes in the canvas go black and then reappear like something moved past them
>timetogo.jpg
>start walking at a brisk pace back the way I came
>the smell is back
>stop to see if anyone is following me
>looking around, cloud passes in front of sun, casting a shadow on the woods
>dead silence, not a single bird calling, not the sound of the wind, nothing
>I'm starting to freak out
>have bayonet in hand at this point
>this sound is hard to explain but ill try my best
>start hearing like a mix between a moan and a scream in the direction of tipi repeating at intervals
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Part 2/2
>the noise is terrifying
>doesn't sound human but doesn't sound like any animal I've ever heard
>I'm fucking done here
>start sprinting back the way I came
>start to notice that nothing looks familiar
>come up to an old decaying boat in the middle of the fucking woods
>I definitely would have noticed this before
>I had to turn back and walk towards whatever the fuck was making that noise
>turns out the trail forked and I took the wrong path
>eventually find my way home
>never going back to that part of the woods again without battle buddies
Anyways, it's uneventful and poorly written but that's the first time anything like this has happened to me innawoods. Maybe it was just a hobo.
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>>30198894
Jesus christ how horrifying. Why on earth would you go innawoods alone without a gun though? That's just asking to be murdered or mauled.
>>30193388
Isn't there a short horror game based off that story
>>30196598
>Not clicking the filename to open in a new window for glorious full-sized view
Specially educated /k/ommando, you is. Pic displays your future spouse as punishment.
