Alright /k/unts heres a challenge for yah
Ingen corp has just offered to pay you $500,000 to bring back samples of all the major predators within Isla Sorna within a week
You will be the sole hunter of this expedition and 2 specialist will be within your group
1 paleontologist and 1 wild life photographer
What do you bring to hunt all the major predatory dinosaurs within this island and they will pick you up within a week
Dinosaurs include Tyrannosaurus, Pteranodons, Ceratosaurus, and Velociraptors
What do you bring to take them all down
>Normal mode
You bring what you can ruck
>Hard mode
only 1 gun
>Fuck you mode
This faggot is coming with you as a photographer but he is a greenpeace fag who will vehemently sabotage you in any way to stop any harm come to the dinosaurs and you gotta keep him alive through the entire expedition
One gun
>>30189617
glawk
>>30189617
hi point
Something in 458 socom
Chili and Sea Bass
I'll bring a couple rocket lawnchairs
>>30189617
$500k is peanuts for the danger involved, those samples should be worth more than that sum EACH.
>boston whaler
>hunting lures
>Barret M99
As long as they can't swim, I'll just keep luring them within range of the coast and then shooting.
I just hope there isn't too much sea, because shooting from a boat while it's rocking back and forth doesn't sound good for my digestion.
>>30189617
Does this count as legally one gun? I can bring an AR-15 lower converted with a registered drop in auto sear and several different uppers depending on the sitrep. 50 beowulf, 300 aac, 5.57, etc.
>>30190054
>Chili and Sea Bass
It's Chilean Sea Bass you dumbshit
What about a modern MBT? Challenger 2, Leopard 2, M1 Abrams, etc. Who is the apex predator now, huh?
>>30190227
Good luck getting into the interior of the island jungle
>>30190112
Fuck man he could probably get some Mexican for a cheaper price for that kind of money desu
I mean it can't be that hard to kill an oversized elephant
Fuck, man, if I have to take down a T-rex, I'd carry in a T-Gewehr AT rifle with 20 or so rounds of AP for dat penetration. It weighs a lot, sure, but I'm no skeletal manlet, and can manage the 35 pounds.
>>30190041
I like your style but I'm a more cautious man.
So a mk48 in .45Raptor for me
Vp9 to commit suicide
>>30190187
I hope he was joking. Still funny either way
>>30189617
>$500,000 to bring back samples of all the major predators within Isla Sorna within a week
considering how dangerous the job is and in that time frame, its not enough money.
>>30191049
the problem is more trying to aim with a 35 pound gun when you're not prone or bracing it against something
Honestly I'd take that (fictional) lindstradt air rifle that shoots fluger impact delivery Dart loaded with the venom of conus perperasence, South Sea cone snail, world's most powerful neurotoxin. Tell greenpeace frootloop it's just a tranq. Cut out small chunk of flesh and cheese it.
Ayy.
>>30189617
>Dinosaurs
>Pteradon
plz
>>30191794
Shh just let him have his special day. He doesn't need to know about avians and shit today. Do you know how excited he would be to know somebody with a degree actually named a dinosaur Supersaurus
>>30192027
Paleontologists are just bullshit in general.
Like the whole Dracorex hogwartsiabullshit.
Or trying to name Megalosaurus "Scrotum humanum"
>>30190187
Try it out on /tv/. They get fucking mad.
