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So theyre building a refugee camp next to the hpuse i just bought
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So theyre building a refugee camp next to the hpuse i just bought and i recently talked to a woman ehos already living next to a camp and theyve broken into her house 9 times already.
I want to be able to protect myself and my property and bought this baton.
But i wonder if anoyne knows where i can learn the proper technique? I guess it takes some more than just blindly swinging it around
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>>30187958
Where do you live?
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>>30187977
Germany
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>>30187958
Buy the Europe or equivalent of a baseball bat. That faggy baton won't get you far.
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>>30187958
If you beat them with a club they will come back in greater numbers. If you have a fireplace you can keep an axe for 'firewood'. Once they lose a hand or one of them dies they will get the message.
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>>30187958
Burn the camp to the ground before they move in, or after they move in.

Nothing else will work.
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>>30188035

Two choices of melee weaponry:
>large heavy clumsy baseball bat
>lightweight reinforced metal baton used by law enforcement, security and military everywhere

Hmm.
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>>30188035
They hit pretty hard theres a weighted metal knob at the end
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Kauf dir eine schreckschusswaffe ... solang du über 18 bist brauchst du nichts ausser etwa 100€

Ansonsten cs-spray; klappspaten ist auch sehr gut (besser als baton) ...
Training gibt es viel auf YouTube ... viel Schrott dabei aber mit deinem Gehirn wirst du merken was hilft und was nicht ...
Am wichtigsten ist aber training ... such dir nen Baum aus und hau den ordentlich zu brei mit was auch immer du willst. Und immer ein tel neben dem Bett haben ...

Wenn du platz für Tiere hast .. gänse sind besser als Hunde 100x territorialer.

Das beste ist aber einfach kein Ziel zu sein ... lass keine Sachen offen liegen... häng den Fernseher so dass man ihn von außen nicht sieht ... lass deinen Garten etwas verwahllosen
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>>30187958
Canne de combat is the more or less the european self defence/smash cunts martial art of bashing people with a stick. I wouldn't really be able to tell you where its still got schools though- France if there's any thats where it originated.
Eskrima or Arnis is an eastern art of bashing cunts with sticks that originated in the Philippines and as far as I know its still relatively well practised there as a sport.

Either will lay people out really well.
Apart from that any kind of 1h sword art will also be relevant to something like a baton, it doesn't have the drawing cuts and thrusts of a sword, but a lot of the defence, upper body strength and striking will be, as is some degree the confidence of going into a fight knowing what you're doing. Fighting is a good thing, learn to enjoy the rush of adrenaline, feeling of a solid hit connecting, their cries of pain and the visceral pleasure of laying people out into a bloody ruin.
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>>30187958

>they've broken into her house 9 times already

Calling bullshit on that, who the fuck stays in a house after its been broken into nine times?

>well, I've been burglarized 7 times, surely it won't happen again!
>mein Gott, I've been burglarized! Now that it's happened 8 times though, surely it won't happen again...

At what point does the value of items stolen and property damage exceed the cost of packing your shit and moving a few miles down the road? That's just bad economics.
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>>30188099
Proper swordsmanship takes too long to learn, if they tackle him he will be fucked ... let alone the cqb aspect of beeing in a house.. there is little space for slashes or strikes. He would be better of with a dagger... and in that case he can just buy cs-gas ... with that he almost cant miss
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>>30188134
True, but while he's learning a can of spray will help just in case.

Sure there's a joke there about giving Germans cans of gas... but anyway
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>>30188195
We are ze meisters of gassing immigrants. Jaja
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>>30188249
Hanz, why zee shower nozzles through your haus?
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>>30187958
>I guess it takes some more than just blindly swinging it around

That's actually a good place to start, a big part of being able to hurt people and scare them off is simply being ready and willing to cause damage, clubbing the everliving shit out of any part of a person that is close enough to hit will make them think twice
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>>30188059
A baseball bat isn't clumsy though, the baton is designed specifically to be less lethal while baseball bats get used in lethal assaults

>>30188090
A bat will hit many times harder
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>>30188051
>Once one of them dies they will get the message
Most likely he'll get buttfucked by the Court for killing in self defence. Plus the media / leftist scum will jump on the story of the '' Psychopatic axe wielding German ''
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>>30187958
I don't know about your country, but in the US I think you could sue the government for lowering the value on your house.
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>>30187958
buy up the surrounding property once housing prices plummet

if you can survive the rapefugees you will be a wealthy man, unless Merkel re-appropriates your houses
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>>30187958
get aluminum bat, it's lightweight and hits hard
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>>30187958
Aim for the joints and face
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>>30187958
Just suck some sandnigva cock like ur mom fagerman
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>>30189481
Hit all the red areas?

Got it.
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>>30187958
All this advice so far is good and well, but keep in mind that hitting someone can cause them to become enraged and they may rush you. Make sure you can throw a solid punch as well.
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>>30187991
Buy some lube, that's your best bet
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>>30187958
Burn the camp buildings
Sabotage the camp infrastructure
Do this before it's occupied
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Get two or three of the scariest meanest dogs you can find.

Here's a Presa Canario. They are terrifying
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>>30188305
do you have anything to back these memes up?
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>>30188098
>gänse sind besser als Hunde 100x territorialer
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>>30187958
Rest in Peace Europe. I want off this ride guys.

>tfw I'll not be able to see my kids grow up in the same, friendly, safe old Europe as I did.
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>>30189686
they'll just poison his puppers.
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>>30189818
>baseball bats
>a meme

I'm starting to think you faggots just attach that word to everything and pretend it's a valid criticism

https://youtu.be/oVmvUC95qt0
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>>30190106
>asking for evidence to support wild claims isn't valid
I didn't question that you could hit somebody with a baseball bet you retard. The claim was that bats are quantifiably superior to batons.

Post proofs and or kill yourself.
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>>30187958
>>30189686
Get nationalistic on their asses
>Rottweiler
>Doberman Pinscher.
>and a German Shepherd
Teach the Children of Islam what the Jeuden feared.
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>>30189933
Even worse, they'll complain to the council that dogs are against their religion and have the bobbies cart off Spot and Pogo.
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>>30190138
What the fuck do you expect to be quantifiable proof? I can post half a dozen videos of baseball bats knocking people the fuck out and maybe one of a collapsible baton doing the same. What exactly do you want?
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>>30187958
Fire

More specifically styrofoam in diesel makes a jelly like flammable substance.

Not that I'd endorse that kind of behavior anonchen ;^)
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>>30190157
OP here
I got a germanic bear dog

Thanks everyone for the advice so far
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>>30187958
Treat them badly, that is how their government treats them and thats the only thing they respect.
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>>30189481
>tfw you've seen a guy get credit carded in the asscrack by an asp
>Immediately thought of this infograph.
>it all makes sense now.


It was a weird night.
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>>30187958
>>30187991
As a Brit I'd like to apologise for my country beating the piss out of you boys in the 40's. Perhaps if we hadn't knocked the fight out of you instead of putting them in refugee camps and letting them do as they please you'd be putting them in concentration camps and gassing the dirty little bastards like they deserve.
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>>30190294
The tailbone is small and vulnerable, had a buddy sent to the hospital when a kancho game at a Korean middle school got out of hand
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>>30187991
I'd say brushing up on your apologies would be the best bet, be sure to apologize in Arabic so they understand :^)

>ficki ficki
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>>30190198
>I can only provide anecdotal evidence to support something that isn't in question
Well, this is /k/ so I guess I shouldn't be that surprised that you were just talking out of your ass.
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>>30190138
He's got a point though, in that batons were explicitly designed to be less lethal. Light weight and hurting as fuck, yes, but not designed to kill someone.

This might be a boon in OP's case, since Merkel's goons would not look too kindly on an evil holocausting native German braining a poor refugee who dindu nuffin he was going to mosque he a good boy to death.

But he might not stop if he's still alive, so there's that.

But batons were explicitly designed to be less lethal to prevent chimpouts (it didn't work lol)
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Just get some big mean dogs, a war club of some kind, and keep a hollowed out pig's head in your freezer to wear as face protection and for intimidation.

>sleep naked
>keep pig's head in mini fridge under bed
>have your dogs placed TACTICALLY throughout your house. Train them to sleep in their stations.
>*BOOM BANG CRASH* "ALLAHU ACKBAR"
>Dawn your glorious Pig Helm of Kebab Removal
>it stinks, get over it. Breath through your mouth. You probably do that naturally.
>As the pig head starts melting, blood runs over your naked body
>Wait until you hear muffled screams and dogs growling
>attack
>Run down the hall at them squealing as high pitched as you can.
>even your dogs have a "What the fuck dad?" moment.
>Abu Hreem, Abu K'jweel, and Achmed Al Abdul fuck off quick.
>But their slow fat, DJ Kahled looking friend was too slow
>grab his leg and yank him back into your house through the broken window
>Keep squealing. I cannot express the importance of this enough
>club him with your makeshift warclub, possibly (hint hint) also shaped like the head of a tusked boar
>"ALLAH AAH-....ACK"
>*soft wet thuds*
>"All...ah..ha-"
>*Last soft wet thud, followed by a cracking noise.*
>The dogs fall silent
>The squealing stops.
>OP is now known as "The Butcher", but in Sand People language.
>Hailed as hero
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>>30190193
Then anon has to go full berserker because you don't mess with a men's dog.
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>>30190381
To be less lethal... than a gun.
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>>30190193
I would loose my shit so fucking hard in this event.
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>>30190377
Not him but seriously shut your fucking mouth. Holy shit.
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>>30190477
>getting this buttblasted on a khazakh carpet weaving board
Maybe you have anything at all to back up his claim? Or are you just sore because I impugned the honor of /k/?
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>>30190473
Yeah but you're American. Germans, Britons, Swedes would be thrown in the jail if they complain against kebabs.
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>>30190569
Stay bulletproof, pupper
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>>30187958
Invest in security cameras, an alarm system, motion activated flood lights. If people take your shit, it will most likely be when no one is home. Also can be used in court as evidence in case you have to baton someone breaking in.
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>>30190298
Dude, Germany fucked you guys pretty hard and in case you didn't notice Britain is overrun with middle eastern and African rapists too.
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>>30190377
>video evidence is anecdotal evidence
C'mon son
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>>30190392
kek
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>>30190377
What exactly do you want? What will satisfy your autism?
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>>30190652
Video evidence tends to get ''lost'' in these cases
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>>30187958
http://digital.slv.vic.gov.au/view/action/singleViewer.do?dvs=1465246006067~936&locale=en_US&metadata_object_ratio=10&show_metadata=true&VIEWER_URL=/view/action/singleViewer.do?&preferred_usage_type=VIEW_MAIN&DELIVERY_RULE_ID=10&frameId=1&usePid1=true&usePid2=true

Look up single stick / saber / broadsword manuals. They'll give you good, combat oriented use of a one-handed weapon, with an important emphasis on grappling and take downs if necessary. Obviously, ignore sections about thrusting.
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>>30187958
Buy a pot-belly pig as a guard dog
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A bat or a baton will fuck up an unsuspecting kebab all the same. If ahmed brings a bat too, you're out of luck, unless you're significantly bigger than him. Chances are he's been cracking people over the back of their heads with that thing all his life and he knows how to use it better than you. Get a pepper spray or train your dog
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>>30190760
>shotguns are unequivocally better weapons than ARs because more people die to them every year.
>"here's a video of somebody being shot with a shotgun why are you being so autistic?"

>>30190745
>based on personal observation, case study reports, or random investigations rather than systematic scientific evaluation: anecdotal evidence.
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>>30188119
They stay for the same reason retards rebuild their houses over and over again in tornado alley. Muh home.
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>>30190815
Bats are unequivocally better because they're larger and heavier and for that reason will have more power behind them when you play whack a refugee with one. Stop being retarded. Give me one reason to believe a baton would be better.
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>>30191003
This, why cant anon understand that a bat is longer therefore they have more leverage (is that correct? ) they are heavier and thicker, to a swing of those motherfuckers is a lot more devestating than a baton. Its like the difference between getting hit by a truck or a small car. Both would fucking suck tremendously, but a truck is worse.
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>>30191003
>Bats are unequivocally better because they're larger and heavier and for that reason will have more power behind them
So a bowling ball would be better still? Acceleration doesn't come into play when we're talking about force, right?

Look, it's fine, people talk out of their ass instead of looking at tests that might confirm or deny their assumptions all the time. There's no shame in it, it just means you're a dumb faggot.
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>>30191093
Post a "test" proving batons are better then you dribbling retard.
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Squirt gun. Pig's blood. Nuff said.
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>>30188035
Also the baton is illegal in Germany.
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>>30191143
>i made a claim and can't back it up so now you have to refute it or you have to agree
Not how that works.

I don't know for certain one way or the other, which is why I asked for information in the first place, because that's what you should do when you don't know.

Meanwhile people that don't know the first thing about batons are making claims and calling out those who would dare question their uninformed assumptions.
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>>30191225
Here's what I know about bats. They've been reliably cracking skulls for 100 years. Here's what I know about batons. Ive seen too many videos of them breaking or having little effect on an aggressive sttacker. For that reason I wouldn't trust them. You on the other hand are a massive retard asking for a fucking scientific study that doesn't exist or even really make sense. Bigger sticks hit harder. Stop being a retard.
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>>30191263
that's not good enough anon, post a picture with a bunch of statistics to quell buddy's obsession with the numbers
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>>30191263
> You on the other hand are a massive retard asking for a fucking scientific study that doesn't exist or even really make sense
We never test weapons, that's what you're going with now?

Jesus fucking christ.
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>>30191301
Yep. That's what I'm going with. Have fun with your cheerleading baton I guess.
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>>30190788
kek, just buy wild a hog and let it live in your yard.
Much more badass than the average pupper.
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>>30191263
Pretty sure basball bats have been around almost 200 years
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>>30191163
>illegal in Germany
Kee-rist.

OK, get a cheap wood-carving kit and an unfinished table leg from a hardware store.

The table leg is for blugeoning, the kit is an alibi for it, should you have to dome someone and they wonder why a table leg was just layin' around.

You could even carve something in it, if you were so inclined.
I'd avoid carving things like "NOG-SMASHER," "REFUGEE-BE-GOOD STICK," or "FACE TENDERIZER" on it, though.
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>>30191301
A baton is not better than a bat in terms of killing people. A baton is not heavy enough to effectively kill someone. You CAN kill with one, but not as easily as with a bat. Bigger heavier blunt object always kills better than smaller lighter blunt object. Cavemen knew this. Muslims stoning women in Germany, know this. Big rock crushes better than smaller rock.

A baton/asp is a better defensive tool because it is lighter and you can disable people with it by cracking them...wherever the fuck, quicker than with a bat.


That's the only fucking difference. You can get more force in a swing with a bat. You can attack more quickly with a baton.

Holy shit guys, it's not rocket surgery.
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>>30190157
>can't even spell Juden (plural for Jude)
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>>30191328
i can't have fun with one, it's an evil baby killing salt weapon here.
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>>30191163

Uh, no.

http://www.kotte-zeller.de/Walther-ProSecurnbsp;Teleskop-Schlagstock-21-Zoll-schwarz.htm?websale8=kotte-zeller-shop&pi=18205

As a German noguns I would also get a neat crossbow with a few extra arrows and a 400ml can of tear gas.

http://www.kotte-zeller.de/Armbrust-Jaguar-Recurve-175-lbs-schwarz-inkl-Zielgerauml;tnbsp;.htm?websale8=kotte-zeller-shop&pi=15584

https://www.amazon.de/dp/B00J1NO44A/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_dp_ss_3?pf_rd_p=556245207&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B00I3GPMPG&pf_rd_m=A3JWKAKR8XB7XF&pf_rd_r=EDWR5K3PJRW7PX6FD85Z

Thank d-g I'll get my hunting license in September and will be able to buy as many rifles and Shotguns as I want, I hope that the Great German Chimpout will not break out until then.
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>>30191419
They're available in the the same weights and available in functionally similar lengths(different gripping positions, different centers of mass/sweet spots, etc).

Is it so hard to just do some cursory research before parroting these shit memes?
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>Go to one of these nerd stores that are popping up all over the place
>buy replica sword / axe / whatever from your favourite nerd show
>yell corresponding catchphrase while defending your home
>tell police you dindu nuffin and were just sperging around when you got attacked
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>>30191487

I actually have said crossbow, I can absolutely recommend it. With a little practice you'll be a German mean killing machine
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>>30187958
ball peen hammer & a 5"kitchen knife...
or>>30188058 has a point too.
>>30188119
people who can't afford to move? refugee camps aen't built in affuluent areas.

just hope they don't burn your house down around you afterwards.
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>>30190709
America did most of the long-term fucking.
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>>30187958
Use your strong hand, cock it above your shoulder parallel to the ground, strike for the wrists, face, hands, use an x motion. Keep your weak hand up to block, practice on something semi hard like your wife, or a sofa turned on end first so you don't stop your baton like an auts.

Didn't read the thread so if any of this is posted already sorry, but that's all I got for ya, it's a stick, they're not complicated.

They suck dick though, but are better than your fists.
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>>30190392
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>>30187958
Get yourself a sword or something and call it a family heirloom.
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>>30187958
You can get a gun in Germany bro
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>>30187991
C U C K E D
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Got your solution right here OP
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>>30188704
>Psychopatic axe wielding German
The hero we all need.
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>>30188059
>lightweight reinforced metal baton used by law enforcement,

its a glorified car radio antenna. fuck that noise. go get a bicycle chain and start swingin that around.
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>>30190157
no schnauzer? i'd put a giant schnauzer up against any of those breeds.
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>>30195530
>bike chain
Oh come now we can do better than that
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>>30187958
My first thought was "buy a gun".

But then I saw you were in Germany.

If it's legal for you and practical, I still say buy a gun.

Pepper spray isn't bad either.

Another good option may be a good dog.

German shepherds are good at defense and are pretty smart.
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Careful with the dog option. Or, at least, don't get attached to it. Assholes have a thing for going after dogs.
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>>30190157
>Hovawart
>Doberman
>Rottweiler

doge triad of protection.
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>>30187991
>Germany

Oh, hi there, neighbor.
How's the weather. :)

> Now, back to /pol/....
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>>30196009
>Yfw Poland is actually much safer than Germany
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>>30195573
They just call them "shepherds" there.
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>>30188119

Its called pride. White people dont run away from their problems. Not that I would expect you to understand, Ahmed.
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>>30189364

Also, ive heard someone get hit in the rib with a aluminium bat, the sound is almost sickening.
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>>30195595
Then op would have sjw on his side.
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>>30191038
Baseball bats are larger and longer and therefore harder to control than a baton. I'd prefer a shorter and smaller diameter weapon to hit more times in quick succession than a weapon that may miss and take longer to adjust backswing. Also, aluminum baseball bats don't collapse for easy carry.

Irl I wouldn't use either. My 9mm is much quicker and user friendly than any melee weapon.
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>>30187958
I suggest all freedom and gun loving Europeans move here and vote as right wing/libertarian as you can. Don't vote for any socialist shit or you get what you got now.
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>>30196372
>I suggest all freedom and gun loving Europeans move here
Why you all Americans are always saying this? Unless you're a fucking paco illegally crossing the border, is not easy to be accepted in the US for yuros.
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>>30196133
To those folks, refugee > dog.
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>>30188305
I've handled one of those batons. Tried whacking myself lightly with one. Wow. They are nasty weapons. They are far more maneuverable than a bat and the focused impact could easily break bones or cause excruciating pain.
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>>30189834
Topkek. You can easily twist a gooseneck. A good guard dog...not so much.

Also 100x? Seriously..
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>>30188717
I love America
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>>30196689
No to them refugee is more important than you me or OP
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>>30187991
Boy what has happened to this world.
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these things hit hard i tested one
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>>30197182
"progress"
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>>30197193
"Retards" "Muslims"
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>>30197182
"Globalists"
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>>30188058
I think is a good idea to "not burn" the refugee camp using a Molotov Cocktail or other incendiary device. Also I think you "shouldn't read" the Do/k/ument to make Molotov Cocktails or other similar devices that you "shouldn't" make.
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>>30187958
I'd suggest to get something that is not a weapon but can be used as one, this has several advantages.
1) If you get to use it you can always claim it wasn't really for self defense against humans which would drag you out of a lot of shit that would come your way otherwise, so you really shouldn't use a weapon. (Remember - this isn't america.)
The german law doesn't even allow you to keep pepperspray against humans. (It's 100% fine to keep it because you're afraid of dogs though and just happend to use it against an attacker.)
2) I know this is an unpopular opinion over here but weapons tend to make you look like a huge neckbeard.
TLDR;
>inb4 tactical pen
>inb4 baseball bat without playing baseball
suggestions: crowbar, pepper spray, hammer
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>>30197223
this, whatever you do, dont kill those poor inva- i mean immigrants
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>>30187958
Damn op the value of your house just plummeted.
Set it on fire and claim it on insurance then leave our you and your shit will get fucked up.

I'm also assuming you lived in a quiet homogeneous society where they decided to open up this genocide factory.
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>>30188051
>Once they lose a hand or one of them dies they will get the message.

They're niggers, no they won't.
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>>30190392
noice
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>>30196862
Good luck. Geese will fuck you up man. They're the gangsters of the animal kingdom.
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>>30191384
Pretty sure clubs were used as an instrument of violence for much longer.
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>>30197223
These are my thoughts. Wouldn't it be terrible if one of Abdul and Hakim's goat barbecues got out of hand?
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Take up a chemistry hobby. You happened to be working on a delicate chlorine experiment at the time of the break in and it caused you to "accidentally" mix your chlorine supply (bleach) with an amonia source. Of course your safe lab procedure had you protected from the resulting gas, but those poor refugees that were just coming to share their religion of peace with you didn't make it out. What a tragic accident.
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>>30187958

Build a mini Berlin Wall and have signs stating traditional German greetings.
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>>30196056
Well you are in the freedom and common sense-part of europe.
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>>30187991
why don't you own a gun already? how could you not see this coming?
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OP, try buying a small fire extinguisher. The police can't fuck you over for having one, and you can surprise them by spraying foam in their face then beating them with the metal cylinder.
>>30189933
You have to train them not to eat anything, unless it's from you.
>>30196372
Moving there would mean abandoning our nation. That sort of mentality is what got us here in the first place. While I do find the US appealing (especially how you can do almost anything), I could never become an American (and nothing would break my heart more than talking to my children in a foreign language).
>>30197223
Do/k/ument? Is it something specific? If so, could you please link it to me, so I can avoid it? I already avoid plenty of books, but one more never hurts.
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>>30197663
Theyre hard to get legally and even if you do get one you arent allowed to use it for self defence
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>>30197672
The Do/k/ument can be downloaded through P2P torrent software. The magnet link is

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:f4294ed6278a78be6200131044a7e058017c2dbf&dn=The+Do%2Fk%2Fument&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.publicbt.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.istole.it%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337

It is seeded by murdercube.com, who I wholeheartedly recommend you visit if you like reading.
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>>30196735
They are more maneuverable but you would never get close to a guy swinging a bat if all you had is a short baton

The baton is used by police to limit the chance of causing lasting injuries, bats are used by thugs because they can do real damage and knock someone out with one solid blow

Stick < bigger stick, hammer < bigger hammer, that's just the way it works
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>>30187958
I'm going to give you some advice not related to baton swinging.
Get all your photos, sentimental stuff, important papers, etc. and deposit them in your banks vault. That way you won't loose anything irreplaceable and if shit goes down and you get robbed or start swinging that baton/bat in your home you don't have to worry about destroying something important.
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>>30197182
globalist jews bro

look it up
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>>30191487
>jagdschein
>as many rifles and shotguns as you want
no
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>>30187958
>using an expendable baton
get a real baton, you fuck
https://www.copsplus.com/prodnum1593.php
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Here's your home defense.

>Muslims hate dogs
>This breed in particular is regularly confused with Pitbulls due to their similar facial structure which makes people extra scared of them
>In reality their temperament is completely different than a Pitbull so you don't have to worry about them chimping out
>They absolutely hate niggers though

They're stronk as fuck though so you gotta watch out. Mine dislocated my shoulder once when I was playing with him. Solid little bastard.
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>>30188305
>Blackjack
>Less lethal than a bat

The only reason cops don't kill a fuckton of people with them is because they smack meaty bits of perps to use pain compliance. They will easily shatter an elbow or kneecap, or kill if applied judiciously to the temple.
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>>30190709
>implying that germany wouldnt have won the war if japan didnt bomb pearl harbor
stop
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>>30188119
People that aren't pussies and don't give in
>>30187958
OP, remember that offense is the best defense.
They outnumber you and you aren't well equipped enough to defend yourself in a siege. Hurting them in self defense is just going to make them angrier and more determined. You're going to have to take it to them before they take it to you, and make the first strike so they know not to mess with you.
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>>30198426
Thanks! Holy fuck, that's a lot of reading material.
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>>30191263
Too many videos?
Link me ONE.
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>>30198771
japan had no other option left but war, the us oil embargo would have fucked them in half a year if they didn't get an alternative oil source. getting into siberia failed and the only other optiuon was the philipines. those were protected by the us. just atacking the philipines would have resulted in war with the us. they insted atacked the us before the us atacked them.
also the big guys in the us were begging for a reason to join the war, anything would have done, japan's atack was just a lucky thing for them
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>>30199825
>the us oil embargo would have fucked them in half a year if they didn't get an alternative oil source
Dutch East Indies. Especially after the Royal Navy got bitchslapped by aviation, it was basically up to the USN to interrupt shipping traffic including that that was used or could have been used for petroleum products.
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>>30187958
Hitler had it right, gas the keks
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>>30187958
a camera. Document everything, that way shift public opinion, and good bye refugee camps.
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>>30188119
you realise OP doesn't even talk to other people nor does he own a house?
hes just a /pol/ack making hatethreads.
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>>30199867
>dutch east indies
attacking there would have resulted in a war with the us anyway, cause of contracts..
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>>30199825
I don't accept this is true. They could have seized Malaya (like they did) without America declaring war.

The truth is that they thought Hitler would win in Eurasia.
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>>30199913
I believe YOU to be the delusional one here.
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>>30198767
A baseball bat will have a lot more force than a blackjack
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>>30199959
malaya was part of the british empire, which had military assistance pacts with the u.s.
if the u.s. chose to they would have been able to enter the war in that instance. also, have you looked at a map? the philipines with a fuckton of u.s. military presence is between malaya and japan. good luck getting that oil through there.
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