You just found out that your kid is destined to be the leader who has the save humanity from a robot uprising how do you teach him to be the ultimate badass?
>>30182049
Shoot him and so I don't have to deal with this bullshit in the future. Fuck that. There is not training I could give him that would make him into that great leader. Nopein out of that.
>>30182049
turn him into a masturbation/heroin addict
>>30182049
Nothing.
If he is destined, it clearly doesn't fuckimg matter what I do.
>>30182299
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>>30182049
Well for starters get him an education. Clearly you didn't do well in the English literacy area.
>>30182049
I would start by teaching him to respect women and people of other races
pro tip, I just want to watch the world burn
>>30182049
Give the killer computer to Microsoft and they will delay the installation by 30 years as they release sky-net in "parts" to maximize profit and by the time they are done it's obsolete.
>>30182049
I'm impressed that could happen. I'm sterile.
Well, if I'm to become some sort of a role model first thing I'd have to do is become suitably badass myself.
>>30182299
Came here to post this.
I guess at most I could instill some random values and hatrids that would be funny to impress upon future peoples
Dammit, that whore said she was gonna get an abortion! This is the last time I'm fucking women.
>>30183539
is your name mary?
>>30184100
>checked
No, I got chicken pox at age 20 though.
>>30182049
Send him in the marines.
Clinton will get him killed
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>>30182049
hide him.
