Has anyone ever considerd mounting a gun on this glorious piece of steel ? ( its bagger 288 )
>>30165855
I think we should attach tanks to the bucket and have them go around and fire like a mini gun, but made of tanks
>>30165865
i pity the tank crew that has to deal with this
>>30165855
.......why not build giant construction terror machines? Fight terror with terror
mount several GAU-8s and artillery pieces on it, and before every brrrrrt, play this sound three times
https://youtu.be/cU4XdhRsmlo
>>30165875
so, basically we move all our construction machines to the middle east and shovel Isis to death
>>30165879
shouldn't we be able to let it brrrrrrrt all the time, given that we have enough GAU-8`s ?
>>30165884
Sometimes a man just wants to enjoy a rooster in the morning in war-torn Georgia.
How far could modern artillery of this size shoot?
>>30165902
makes sense
it could demoralize the enemy, too ( or nearby civilians and wildlife )
>>30165855
Yes, we had a thread a couple months ago on weaponizing it
>>30165913
Considering the results of Project Babylon i would say around 1000 km
>>30165919
really ? cool, i wish i could have seen that.....
>>30165871
>be sitting in tank
>nothing to do
>get the call, operation overkill is active
> bucket starts to spin
> everything gets thrown around
> it's nearly our turn to fire and we arn't even aimed
> fuck it fire
>by bucket keeps spinning and the centrifugal force is crazy
> suddenly stop
> is the attack over ?
> lolnope.jpg
>dodgy Chinese wielding has failed and tank is now falling to the ground
>mfw
>the attack proceeded on without us
> everyone misses their targets and the 12 year old downer who made the plan is executed.
>>30165929
>dodgy Chinese wielding has failed and tank is now falling to the ground
i think bagger 288 ( the one in the picture ) was made by germans......
Mount two of those railguns BAE has been working on where the bucket is. Put a nuclear reactor to power them in the rest of it. Have one fire while the other charges.
Cover the rest of it in CIWS.
>>30165855
>mounting a GAU-8A on each bucket, every buckets
>each gun fires when it reaches a certain point in the cycle
>as well as each barrel fires when it reaches a certain point in it's own cycle
>never overheat, unlimited brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
Why the hell DARPA hasn't fund this yet?
>>30165855
Get those buckets spinning at like 3000 RPM minimum and then tack on a system for loading explosives or napalm. Put up a shield in front of the important bits and drive that fucker right through the mid east spewing napalm everywhere.
Extra bonus if we have those jet engine mounted T-55s covering its flanks spewing more hot firey death everywhere.
>>30166352
I kinda want to see that jet propulsion directed on soft targets...
>>30165956
German spinning tank bucket:
Never breaks, never stops, never re-loads with conveyor belt pushing tank shells constantly into the bucket, just 50 rpm of 120mm shells non-stop, 110% efficiency, spinning tank drivers happy and protected with gyroscopic inside of tank because of german worker protection,techno music playing inside.
Like Dora, but less hassle, more fun and infinetely more german
>>30166612
>german
>never breaks
>>30166612
Confirmed for never owning anything German.
When it breaks, it'll be fucking expensive to fix.
obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow
>>30167352
Killdozer/Badger 288 hybrid when?
>Nowhere is safe.
>>30165956
why has one of these never found a dinosaur yet douchebags in stupid hats and booty shorts dig them up with chisels and shovels?
>>30167727
It's the booty shorts.
That, and not pulverizing fossils with the furious wheel-penises of Bagger 288.
>>30167258
but it never breaks, so no problems.
>>30167095
yes.
>>30167753
Here comes the Wehraboo.
>>30167258
>>30167753
>Chinese engineering - When it breaks, buy a new one
>French engineering - When it breaks, fuck you you used it wrong
>German engineering - When it breaks, fuck your wallet
>American engineering - When it breaks, you fired the wrong size ammunition and the warranty doesn't cover that horse shit
>Japanese Engineering - It's too simple for anything to break
>Swedish engineering - nobody could figure out how to assemble it, the instructions were in Arabic and i'm pretty sure it's missing all the screws
Don't know know anything?
>>30167753
>but it never breaks
Oh, I'm sure this broke something.
The Cat, however, was fine.
>>30167819
>The Cat, however, was fine.
kek
>>30165929
>and the 12 year old downer who made the plan is executed
>>30167802
>Russian engineering - When it breaks, hit it with a hammer, if it still breaks, then hit it harder with bigger hammer you gay faggot
>>30167819
except for the inside of the dozer being full of shit form the guy who thought it was the end.
Bagger is connected to the power plant it digs up coal for.
>>30165875
>some sort of battle machines
neva been dun b4
This thing must be turned into a glorious titan killdozer.
The /k/ube demands it!
Ave nex alea!
Saluto nex alea!
>>30169442
>Titan killdozer
Imagine it carrying several smaller killdozers and technicals
More importantly, why hasn't this been converted to a land carrier?
>>30170149
We enclave doom fortress nao.
>>30167819
>>30167767
>>30167802
I'm just pulling your leg, you silly buggers.
>>30167819
See that's true German engineering. They even thought of the possibility of the digger picking up another smaller digger and put a place for it to fall, unmolesting the productivity of das reich
>>30170149
2MPH just makes it an artillery practice target.
>>30171611
so what you're saying is, we would need to install counter battery measures first
>>30167802
>Sewdish engineering
>Instructions in Arabic
Kek
>>30165879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qJQlfMMNmw
This is the superior sound to strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.
>>30170149
>More importantly, why hasn't this been converted to a land carrier?
Because it isn't going anywhere that isn't paved or Iowa
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwerer_Gustav
3100 caliber....
>>30173808
787.4x3600 explosive armor piercing 109,569,744.31 grain round at 2400 fps good to about 42,000 yards....
>>30173808
>>30173964
Now how do we make it full auto....
>inb4 the ATF's worst nightmare aka a shitload of shoelaces
>>30174003
Prolly an NFA. It would be funny to send in some fake paperwork for a silencer for it... It would be a true ATF God tier person that could figure out the joke ;)
>>30169342
reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAxpJNI5u4Q
>>30165855
Terminator with ar-18 on top of it should be enough
