What's the best setup you can think of to fend off a horde of hemp beanie wearing vegans?
>>30165847
Libertarianism
>>30165847
Any functioning political system.
WP for shits and gigs.
>>30165847
If you Americans had any uprising your military will have it beaten down so hard it wouldn't be funny.
>>30165847
KSG12 with beanbags/less lethal in one tube, buckshot in the other. Or tear gas. That works too.
>>30165847
heavy metal
job applications
fatherhood
>>30165863
>you Americans
Silly goose. Commie kiddies aren't Americans. They're targets.
>>30165847
so if they are against vicious violence and want to get rid of it, how do they expect to fight the violent people with guns that oppose them?
>>30165863
If it were a proper armed revolution It'd be bloody; if the US government started dropping bombs then it would take away the bread and circuses, and public opinion would quickly switch sides.
>>30165891
By only killing white people, probably
Soap or probably GMO produce.
>>30165847
Do as the Romans. And by that, I mean incendiary pigs. They'll lose their minds, and afterwards, just think of all that bacon.
>>30165863
No. 3/4 of the military would rather defect than kill American citizens.
In a rebellion or civil war, the government would be completely crippled.
>>30166004
I don't think they would defect to lefties wanting to wreck the country though.
>>30166133
Desert * my bad
>>30166133
>I don't think they would defect to lefties wanting to wreck the country though
Jokes on you, Obama replaced anything with a differing opinion among the higher ups.
Better start checking privileges now for a good head start.
>>30165847
>Let's have a revolution! Gather up folks!
>Regards, Bob Avakian.
Just call the FBI.
>>30166149
General Limpdick won't be the one pulling the trigger.
I agree with >>30166004 for the most part, but >>30166133 is right...The US military isn't going to have a crisis of conscience over stamping out a hippy rebellion.
>>30166165
>implying the justice system isn't wholly politicized and breaking down
Shoot them with the guns they don't have.
>>30166174
Justice Schmustice, FBI likes to shoot their guns as much as any kommando, they'd turn Bob's hideout into WACO 2.
Harsh language, racial slurs and burning welfare checks.
It'll give them all brain aneurysms.
>>30165847
Bacon cannon.
>>30166172
What if the vegans in question love guns? /k/ always says that the military would NEVER attack the populace to take away their guns, but what if the gun owners are vegans?
>>30166197
>and burning welfare checks.
Why this? Hippie leftists tend to either have well paying jobs, trust funds, or successful patreons.
>>30166224
Dude, killing communists on American soil was once the dream of every red-blooded American boy...no tears will be shed for the fallen.
>>30166224
Because even though they like guns (well they don't. They just have them as a necessity.), the vegans in this instance would take them away from others if they could, hate most of our other rights, or would warp our rights into something they see fit.
Basically...just because they like guns doesn't make them right. I mean look at Phil. He likes guns. And he's an enormous faggot.
>>30165847
Be a muslim
>>30166224
Vegetarian hasfuns reporting in, i don't know many vegans/vegetarians that like guns. Myself and my mom, really. But we like them for totally different reasons
In this case, my mom likes them because muh defense against authoritarian government
I like them because they're cool, and I'm american
Attacking vegans, you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saKKD1celfs
>>30165863
Depends on what the uprising is about, I think.
Some causes would get bitchslapped into oblivion, others would actually get traction.
>>30166224
>these communists
>supporting widespread gun rights
Choose one.
>>30166165
>Bob Avakian
>Avakian
>*-ian
You'd think an Armo would know better when it comes to muh socialism
Military style high capacity job application launcher
>>30166410
Vegan hasfuns reporting in aswell! Personally I can't stand other vegans. Most are SJW libtards. If y'all ever need a spy let me know.
>>30165847
>want to ban guns
>plan to overthrow the system with guns
Hypocrisy plz
>>30165847
>The people who buy into this shit are the same people they're blaming
Hahahaha
>>30166577
>Most are SJW libtards.
Fucking tell me about it.
One time I confused a vegetarian with a vegan, and an actual vegan nearby got so fucking assmad about it that I thought he was going to explode.
>>30166704
I joined a vegan Facebook group mostly to get recipes, unfortunately only about a quarter of the posts are recipes and they rest are sob stories about how hunters are the devil (how dare you kill that animal I should kill you/typical hypocrisy) or links to petitions that will never do anything. Like this small drug company uses gelatin capsules because they are cheaper, sign this petition to tell them about alternative capsules that costs twice as much to manufacture etc.
>>30166882
Kek.
>>30166882
The worst are actually the people who try to convert their pets to veganism.
Here, let's take this innocent animal that eats meat in the wild and force-feed him kale. Omg why is my vet bill so high it's the 32nd visit in two weeks, must be those evil capitalists at it again.
>>30165847
Composite Beef Armor.
>>30166930
https://youtu.be/6sM8pDH-HMc
>>30165847
Oxymoron group
Can't get more than tiny % to support them.
Apparently wants to change society to a unnatural system totally ignoring the last 80 years of world history. (Socialism does NOT work. Adam Smith's invisible hand and personal self interest keeps clobbering socialist nations.)
If they did take over they would purge millions if historical trends were followed.
>>30165847
E-coli their salad supply + a few days
>>30165847
You could do that with a fucking spoon.
>>30168133
the perfect capitalist state is just as much of a pipe dream as the socialist state.
>>30168182
Yeah, but capitalism works better in the practical world than authoritarian socialism.
>>30168149
Some of us eat salads too. You would be killing fellow /k/ommandos.
>>30168223
Jews pls go
>>30165863
>Doesn't understand the fundamentals of asymmetric warfare
>>30168223
>implying socialism is the issue
>not authoritarianism
You can have authoritiarian capitalism, and it would be just as bad
>>30165863
It would likely be the military that poses the greatest threat, history repeats.
>>30168326
Authoritarian capitalism isn't capitalism. That's corporatism.
Capitalism implies free markets where people can freely buy and sell services and goods without interference from government.
>>30168396
Just as communism implies rule by the proletariat. Authoritarian communism isn't communism in the exact same way.
>>30168490
Only difference is that capitalism can reasonably work without authoritarianism. Communism is a system that requires conformity and compliance, and human nature doesn't fit well with this.
>>30168937
True, but capitalism without government regulation becomes corporatism via monopoly.
