What's the best way to carry a sidearm when you are nude or naked (there is a difference)?
I walk around my house naked and I want a good way to carry. Right now I just wear my gunbelt and holster, but of my three holsters, my best one is an IWB.
Does anyone fanny pack carry? Are there more options that I don't know about?
I've considered carrying my rifle with the strap.
>inb4 I don't have a leather seat
Also, when I walk around with my dick out I call it open carry.
In your hand or jockstrap
Are you planning on fighting your way through Shanghai like Kane and Lynch or something?
>>30156843
>there more options that I don't know about
Keister it.
>>30156843
just keep a gun in every room. On my desk I keep two pistols, one on each side in case something happens while I am jacking off. Not gonna waste that boner on account of some burglar.
>>30156843
like this
This is called a Texas Jock Strap.
>>30157045
>be me
>be not doin nuffin
>in someone else's house
>heard sumpin in the next room
>cracker comes running out with hard on in one hand and gat in the other
shiiiiieeeeet
>>30157064
>be me
>didnu screams "don't shoot!"
>i cums everywhere
>dindu is aghast
>smile and say
>"that was just a warning shot"
>ejaculate on dindu while firing glock brand cock
>police don't believe that this is a case of self defense
>think that you were romantic with Jamal
>ruled a crime of passion
A chest rig seems like a good way to go.
>>30156843
I rectum carry a taurus judge. A lot of people are against it
>>30157298
yeah man, .410 is just not an effective self defense round.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TRjN1nLipA
I roll with the barrel up my ass and just kind of waddle around with a gun in my asshole...
It has the added benefit of if I ever have to fuck up an assailant in my home, not only will they be shot, they will be shit-shot with my poop particles on the bullet...
>>30157205
Top kek
nudie butt
right now I have my gun belt and holster on with a bandana covering my "bits", so it's a tactical loin cloth.
Are there tactical loin cloths on the internet.
>my gf is humping me weird on the shoulder right now please go and stay go
>>30158368
forgot the pic:
Just carry it in your ass like everyone else.
>>30156843
nude is when you're with the old lady foolin' around in the bedroom. naked is when you kids walk in on you.
One end of a lanyard in a noose type knot around your dick the other end on the pistol
