Ooga Booga's rock thread.
Get in here cavelads.
>>30152628
Is flint rock good for beating black tribesman sneaking into cave?
>go to new cave
>shape rock by cave front
>berry puckers from cave by my cave start yelling about dangerous rocks
>try to show cave paintings showing rocks saving berry pickers from angry bears
>berry pickers still say rock dangerous
Why berry pickers heads thick like rocks?
>>30152685
Berry pickers head thin like leaf of bitter tree they eat.
Berry picker talk from stink hole.
![rockpanel1_grande[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qEvSof5.jpg "rockpanel1_grande[1].jpg")
>>30152628
>80000BC
>Not carrying tacrock
It's like you want to get rekt by a cavenigger.
>>30152628
MIL-SPEC MINERALS WITH ATTITUDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLiIutnpxuo
>>30152735
>Father of Father of mine recently passed.
>Had beatiful rock for me to inherit
>Lived in other valley then I
>Have to wait 3 moons until I get permission of tribe elders there to take rock with me
help me /k/avemen.
>>30152780
Should have thought about that before you let the father of your father die in other valley with the hug tribe.
>>30152780
>3 moons
Get nice rock holder
>>30152628
>rocks
You berry pickers need sharp stick. Is future!
>>30152962
I have friend who get sharp stick.
So sharp it break on rock.
What does that tell you about rock?
Better than stick.
>>30152969
>>30152962
>Sticks
>Rocks
Have you stinkhole fuckers even heard of BRONZE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EGAtLGDU7M
>>30152969
What if put rock on sharp stick?
>>30152997
Who is bronze?
>>30153002
Then I will have rock with part that breaks and is worse than normal rock.
first tim rock owner
grock, dig or h cave?
>>30153002
Rock will fall off
Aus/k/aveman here. Not allowed many rocks but still have pebbles.
>>30153025
NO STICK WILL BREAK ROCK IS BEST
>>30153015
grock good first rock
>pebbles
put pebbles together make big rock?
>>30152997
Will never take off. Too complicated. I hear unreliable. So shiny, caribou see you in bushes.
>>30152628
>Use outdated rock
>Not use pointy rock on stick
>>30153114
>Stick breaks
>now black caveman has two rocks.
>>30153114
>throw rock on stick
>melon cave now has rock on stick
what is best rock armour or stick armour
>>30153214
Cover body in more rock
>>30152628
What throwing rock best for cave protect?
Sharp rock, or not sharp rock?
>>30153322
>>>/grebbit/
>>30153348
Sharp rock over penetrate, kill cave neighbor. Not sharp rock better. More stopping power
>>30153348
BIG ROCK
should agnon buy???
>>30153371
Agnon why you need assault rock? Regular rock work just same good
>>30153356
>>>/4chins/
ROCK BAD WEAK BERRYPICKER KILLTOOL
BEST KILLTOOL IS SELF, BASH HEAD INTO THING UNTIL THING DEAD, OR KICK AND BITE THING
ALL ROCK/STICK USER TOO COWARD OF REAL MAN
CASUAL!
>>30153371
>assault rock
>not even black
wtf
>>30153419
Grunk stop sniffing white powder from south cave lads.
>>30153371
You need cold-rock black tactical sabrecat killer
Chipped 1000 times
Cut through many sticks and clay pots
>>30153438
flat derk urgh
blend in with dirt
>>30153471
too brittle
>>30153025
Ugg
>be in robugobujungle
>ogga non vooga starts playing
This it. Me tired of "sharper bastard rock" mammoth shit that happen in double two hands counting rock game. Rocktana deserve more better than that. More, bigger better than that.
Me should know what me speak about. Me yell for rocksmith chip real rocktana in land of small penis for 2,400,000 dry lizards (that worth 20,000 crushed birds) and me have practice with rocktana for 2 summers. Me can even cut slab of solid bone with me rocktana.
Rocksmith of land of small penis spend many summer on one rocktana, and chip over 1,000,000 times so make best rocks of any cave.
Rocktanas three times sharper than regular sharp rock, and three times hard. Anything sharp rock on stick can kill, rocktana can kill betterer. Me pretty sure rocktana kill glyptodon in half with only one up-down smash.
Ever wonder why men of land of burger never killsmash land of small penis? You correct, burger men too berrypicker to make kill at caveurai and rocktana of many kill. Even during second great disagree fight, burger man know to make kill at man using rocktana first because rocktana killpower big and scary.
So what do Kronka say? Rocktana is best rock flat earth have ever make, and need more better rules for number rock game. Here is cave paint I make for Rocktana:
>(One hand special rock)
>1d12 kill points
>19-20 x4 extra killness
>+2 hit and make stop moving
>Count as best chipped
>(Two hand special rock)
>2d10 kill points
>17-20 x4 extra killness
>+5 to hit and make dead
>Count as best chipped
Now that make rocktana more like best rock rocktana is outside game, you think?
tl;dr = Rocktana need much more killness in number game, look me new rules.
>>30153471
See through rock too sharp!
You cut yourself!
Only Chief and Chief's guards should have dangerous see through assault rock!
Ban assault rocks! Think of Children!
>>30153114
Look at all me atlatl™!
You jelly!
Wish you have much shiny rock to trade for atlatl™ like me!
You throw pointy rock stick with hand like chump!
>>30153666
me thinks he has more shiny rock than brain
Big nose merchant tribe try to sell ugg some spear for 3 stone coins. ugg only has 5 stone coins for this moon.
aye or nay?
>>30153920
>spear break
>deandu have two rock now
buy Maca hurtu. cut through flesh like lightning kill tree climbing big silver deandu.
Me get old wood from rock carver. Is harder than wood. strong like rock, look like wood.
>>30152628
OOK ME GOT GREAT IDEA
WHAT IF
WE TOOK BIG STONE
AND THEN WE SET FIRE TO BIG STONE
OOK IS GENIUS, OTHER OOKS ARE STUPID!
>>30153952
Ook dog killer shaman and elders says no mixing rock and fire
>>30153983
shaman dumb, shaman like to touch little ooks, me no trust shaman
ook is dumb believing shaman, rock on fire best rock
These meta threads are stupid. Stop having fun, all of you.
>>30154002
you stupid, ook hope mammoth fuck you in the bum
ook ook ook
>>30153002
I say do, don't worry about local tribal guard, they just make you wait.
I can help, which cave you at?
Do you have woof woof?
Stony Rok have idea.
What if you take stick, and many more.
Place them on body, with some rocks in places.
And use like sort of defense from brown skins and mammoths!
>>30153114
This is what I carry in Irock.
good range, but not as good as Sgt. stone's designated marksman rock
>>30152735
>>30152628
Why this shit cracks me up every time
>>30153114
>pointy rock on stick
>Implying these sci-fi stuff exists
>>30154056
Underrated
helö
i Börg
Börg liv in forest called Svergbe
tribe eldrer säy no rock for people
elder say rock too dangerous for normal people
only för tribe elder
what should Börg get? is blowgun and sharp dart good?
elder say nothing of blowgun
Ugabuga why do we no sit inside horse
Sit on horse cold inside horse warm
No need to wear rocks when you are in a hot horse
>go to ERL (Elder's Rock License) Dealer
>me look at Heckler & Roch display
>polymer rock from fire mountain cost 17 seashell
>thanks darkskin elder
>fugg walk in
>cover in leaf and mud
>"me use indoor range, sight in stick for meatwalker season"
>fugg walk over
>"You no am need rock! Use stick! Nice wood furniture!"
>buy Twigchester Model 70
>walk outside
>toothcat pounce out of bushes
>throw stick
>it snap in half
>be eat by toothcat
>fucking fuggs
>>30153471
Let me guess. you must have cavepainting as your breeding mate in dream as well
>Me, Chronk Kurl Top Spearer of Hyperboria preferring of spearing it of the fars and is the betters than everybody evers. Chief come to me, Chronk Kurl and say Chronk Kurl we is being at fight with Neanderthals and need you to win. me being Chronk Kurl know how to beat back stupid neanderthals. Waiting in the big grasses for days Chronk Kurl ambush stupid Neanderthal Warriors with spears from far. Some Neanderthal warriors pick up smaller Neanderthal warriros to run with them. Chronk Kurl spears them too. Chronk Kyle spears all and has the most spearings ever. This how Chronk Kurl get 4 shiny rocks and 5 and 1 more turtle shells.
>shiny rock
>blue parts
ook
why Horse not make rocks like this anymore
>>30152628
>village elder ban rock and stick
>even pebble and throw-sand not allowed
>only let me have bundle of twigs
How me going to bash with twigs?
Such is life in Bong-bong valley.
>>30155641
me think you like bundle of twigs, because Bong-Bong tribe is full of faggot
>>30152997
To expensive, logistics win wars. We've been using rocks and sticks for years, I'm sure our generals know more than you.
>>30153114
>tfw poorfag
>tfw have to choose between rock and stick
Sky shit out hot rock, other shiny rock stick to hot shit rock. Bring to elder or keep-self?
>>30153002
Hit on head by Chieftain of Firewater Smokeleaf and Rocks, hit wolf too
>tfw shaman say no hold many throwing stone
>tfw shaman say must touch wheel before pick up more stone
cavifornia many berry pickers
>>30155801
At least no live in bong-bong valley. No rock, no twig, fingernails heavily restricted, bringing in many of the blows-up-self tribe...
Fucking berry picking shamans
>>30155846
krugg have sympathy for bong-bong. cannot even growl at danger from moon-star tribe
>live in berryfornia
>great tribal elder of berryfornia say "you no need rock, can hunt mammoth with stick"
>me no sandal licker, trade shells for rock anyway.
>be walking home from hunt when nightskin tribesman come to take meat
>kill nightskin with new rock
>berry pickers see rock
>many tribal warriors search my cave
>take all rocks
>now live in grass hut with berry pickers
>they ask why me need rock in first place
>mfw
What /k/avemen think of smoking village vision pipe and throwing rock? grug need answer for reasons. Me no wolf slayer
>really?
>takkar bring blood of oros hanging from belt
>on pre mating ritual
>at rocklebees?
>>30153386
me think long nose tribe add this cave painting
>2 seashells have been placed in uggs basket
>>30153666
place of hot sand craftsman Bullpup rock. Want, but not enough spare lizards and too many other things to spend lizards on
>Riding birds and riding bird food
Me see riding bird food exceed seven lizards a clay pot, and riding birds expensive to care for or rent from bird house.
>Occulus Cave / Sandy Hive
Many lizards, but if puts eye up to hole in dark cave, and medicine man preform ritual inside. Seems like in there.
Hive have more straps, but inside only bees. Bees interesting sometimes; can pretend is bee too. Passes time until eye stung.
Presently stuck in berrypicker cave by ocean anyway. Next few moons to save lizards. Me tie snake to big pole, but berrypicker chiefs always attacking rock anyway. Sometimes also atrack regular bird pet that looks like riding bird but smaller.
tribal elder have too many long nose tell him dindu tribe no steal fur and shells. say dindus learning to be shaman and bread maker. say we no need rock or stick. be like bong bong tribe. bring many moon and star tribesmen into cave
me thinking of joining national rock association (nra) try to convince elders rocks and sticks no bad. bad uggas with rock and stick bad
new pet
i name freckles
what think /k/avemen
>>30156464
sabertooth bred to kill. sabertooth should no be allowed. have smile face on while sabertooth bites throat and eats family
>>30152684
Well, flint rock better than no rock. Better than chert rock, but not as good as obsidian rock.
Must decide how many pelts cave is worth.
How do I be tribe raiding, cave kicking big stick swinging oogaperator?
>>30156464
>Not having a tinywolf
Tinywolf remove many dirt rats and regular rats. Keep out of food plant patch
>>30156503
Smiles because is happy. Do not shun sabertooth; is want to be your friend
>>30156226
>not hitting her on head with club
Grook please
>>30153098
Get gone, rockfudd, bronze be made to kill, bronze not be made to damage.
>>30156503
Saber tooth kiddo dindu tribe far from cave
>stalking food
>it leads me to Doggerland
>12 Neanderthals approach me shouting at me
>don't be a cock, bin that rock
>none of them can come close because I have a rock
>never go back to doggerland
Is granite rock any good or is it just another meme rock?
>>30155686
Unga will give six deer skins for sky rock.
>>30155600
This good cave painting
>>30153666
Rock better than pointy stick. Me throw rock with atlatl. Throw far, hit hard, kill many meats and enemies. Rock plentiful and cheap. Where you gods now?
>>30156464
Make sure not piss off council of sour fruit, spirit leaves, pointy sticks, and really big fires.
