>be me
>have pic related BB gun
>hunting random shit with border collie
>come across big ass lizard thing
>dog sniffs it
>lizard looks at dog threateningly
>worried thing could be poisonous and kill my border collie
>cock the BB gun like 100 times
>blast the fucker in half
>fucker starts bleeding out
>lies on its side
>it fucking looks me in the eyes
>those black dotted eyes filled with terror, and sympathy
>look back at my dog
>we know what we have to do
>dog whimpers
>at this point I have cocked the BB gun some 200 times
>point it at wounded lizards head
>close my eyes
>squeeze the trigger
>end
Never forgot that moment, felt like a total psychopath for making some lizard endure probably agonizing pain even though it probably wouldn't have done anything to my border collie
>>30135459
LMAO HE SAID COCK
>>30135470
Pump it/cock it whatever
>>30135459
I once shot a bird. I had my target out in the field but the bird swooped down and landed by it. I lined up the shot and killed the bird, and I still feel bad about it. It wasn't do anything and I had my target set up right there, but I chose to kill this bird for no reason at all. Maybe it had babies that starved to death because their mother never came back with a worm or two.
I don't even know why I shot it. Maybe I thought I was being strong by killing something.
>>30135470
hisCOCK45 haha lol
>>30135459
>be 8 years ago in college during summer break
>out shooting shotguns with friends on their property
>shooting clays, soda bottles, beer cans etc
>all of a sudden fat friend from behind me says "Hey look a rabbit!" and points off to the side of the field just in front of where we'd designated the firing line
>instinctively i pump a fresh round of bird shot and point the shotgun at the rabbit
>it's about 40 yards away
>BLAM
>rabbit hops up in the air about 3 feet and then we see it thrashing about in the tall grass
>friends lol and WTF at the same time and tell me to go over and finish the job
>Walk over to it, look it in the eyes as it's squirming around in pain
>turns out I had only nailed it in the back part of its body from the torso down to the tail -head, front legs, lungs, heart etc all unharmed.
>I know what I must do
>pump another fresh round in the gun
>from point blank range shoot it in the head
>BLAM!
>guts everywhere
>friends 9000 year old doggo slowly walks over and starts consuming the freshly slayed wabbit
That was a good summer.
>>30135587
Shieeeeet
>be me
>14
>have sick ass pellet rifle
>was a mean fucker at the time
>spotted a bird real close
>take the shot
>it doesn't react at first
>flies a bit and slams into the ground
>go to finish er off
>only got the beak
>take another shot
>not dead
>shoot again
>finally
That was when i stopped hunting birds, i felt and still feel like hsit
>>30135459
>Be 15 year old me
>Tending to my grandfathers' backyard plantation
>Tropical fruits, root vegetables, spices, you name it
>Iguanas come in
>Big fuck huge bastards
>eats eveything they see
>I was cutting the grass manually with a machete (They're about 6 foot and something inches tall)
>See the little shits
>Turn around to take care of the fuckers
>Was wearing shorts, should have worn jeans instead
>Pests didn't notice me
>Pull machete high, tried to decapitate them
>Do a first swing, blade didn't cut through shit, literally smacked it like it was blunt
>Swing about 5 times at the nape and back, either was a miss, a smack and a 2 successful cuts.
>in the middle of a goose chase with it, finally cornered the cunt
>Fucker swinged ts tail and cut my legs several times
>ohshit.jpg
>Blood wither dribbles little on my legs as I continued smacking the iguana in the head with machete
>Machhete barely cut through shit but it worked as a blunt object
>Thought it was dead, buried it shallowly so the toung tree roots can absorb its nutrient when it decomposes
>Tended first aid to my legs
>Next day, saw a hole where I buried the fucker, apparently it was unconcious and not dead
>Cursed underneath my breath
And that was the day I learned machetes were shitty weapons
>>30135587
>That was a good summer
this is a PTSD thread, not a psychopathy thread.
>plinking targets with .22 inna backyard
>plink plink plink
>see birds inna trees downhill
>...
>plink plink PLONK
>bird completely explodes into violent vortex of feathers
>holy fuck I feel awful but that was hilarious
>ITT: sheltered children feel bad about killing animals
You people are pathetic
>>30135919
>Taking on 6 foot something iguanas with a machete and no body armor.
SHIGGY DIGGY
>>30136197
The grass was 6 feet u dumbfuck
>>30136246
You're absolutely right, I must have misread that. My apologies for thinking he fought 6 foot iguanas, I don't know what I was thinking.
>>30136324
Kek
>>30136324
Remove Argonian
I chased a lizard the other day. I scared the shit out of him, I'm sure. It was all in good fun. I wasn't going to eat him or anything.
I don't think I've intentionally killed anything that wasn't a biting insect.
Don't really intend to.
>be 10
>shooting an ant hill with a bb gun and throwing firecrackers like grenades
>making war sounds and shift
>"GRENADE OUT, FIRE!!"
>Light three firecrackers tied together and throw
>BANGBANGBANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Fuse was short
>Fall back on my bass
>EEEEEEEEEEE
>Saw Saving Ryan's Privates at 5 years old
>Felt like Tom Hanks when he has his EEEEEEEE moment on Omaha Beach
>Look down and see red harvester ants crawling up let
>BITE.exe
>Snap out of it
>jump the fuck up, screaming
>shake the bastards off
>run to backyard porch
>bites everywhere
>"THOSE BUTTHEADS!"
>Grab a shovel and the hose
>dig the fuckers up and flood them
To this day, that bastard ant colony is still there on my mom's land in the country.
Ant wars were the best.
>>30136632
This. This is why I come to /k/.
>>30136169
>Not feeling bad when you kill something for no good reason
"edgy" preteen pls leave
>>30136632
I loved fucking with anthills as a kid. I'd always burn the ants with a magnifying glass
>>30136632
>not taking a page out of the best reich and aluminum casting anthill
>be me
>11 y/o
>spending the summer with my friends
>at his vacation home
>home is in the middle of this giant network of rivers and lakes/ponds
>little mini islands everywhere
>house is on one too, but there's bridges for cars to get around etc
>kayak everywhere
>we decided to plan a 5-day long kayak adventure
>bring food, tents, camping/ survival gear etc
>he brings his bolt action 22 mag
>I bring my ruger 10/22
>boxes and boxes of ammo
>load up our shit and set off
>probably only went a few miles the first day, camped on this little peninsula thing with lots of soft evergreens
>shot at some birds but didn't kill anything
>kept going on next day
>make it to a larger river
>never been this far so we go down it
>scenery gets prettier, more vegetation
>get to a somewhat larger lake, stop at a small island and shoot at a chipmunk for an hour
>finally kill him
>noteatingthatmangledshit.jpg
>sleep there
>next day, venture on
>after only an hour or so, we come upon a massive fucking island
>has hills and boulders and trees
>shit looks cash so we stop there
>walk around looking for some kind of game
>about an hour goes by and we start hearing barking
>friend gets scared, keeps telling me to watch out for the "coyotes"
>out of nowhere this dog charges my friend
>he tries to run but it catches up and bites the shit outta him
>not actually that much blood but we flipped out
>running over to help him, when all the sudden
>BANG!
>dog jumps back and spins around whining for a minute, then stops
>my friend fucking smoked him
>hear barking of, I shit you not, 50+ dogs
>whoever lived here had a lot of hunting/guard dogs
>scary ass bull/mastiff things
> we start running and hide at this high point behind a bush
>those fuckers take about 3 minutes to catch up
>see one start coming directly towards us
>shoot 3 times (my gun was semi)
>fucker drops immediately
>two more dogs
>we start shooting
>one is dead, one is pissed, won't fucking die
>make a b-line for the boat
part 1
>>30136632
Shit son I had ant wars all the time. Literally the best.
>8 years old
>my grandma has this backyard which is literally a forest
>cutter ants n shieet
>I have a BB gun and some lighter fluid + lighter which I pretend is napalm
>shooting ants like no tomorrow
>it was mating season, so male ants are being shot out of the sky like AAA dropping nips in the pacific
>casualties everywhere
>pouring gallons of lighter fluid down the hole
>lighting all the shit on fire
But being the autistic retard I was I tripped on my own fucking shoe laces and fell
>ants swarm me by the hundreds
>bite.exe
>on my face and everything
>thisistheend.jpg
>suddenly, based spider bro comes
>spider literally just tearing through ants like how the dwarves did in the hobbit
>I have the courage to get up and smack the ants off me
>lay down cover + support BB gun fire as spider bro keeps fighting ants
>eventually he is exhausted and overwhelmed
>he looks me in the eyes one last time
>I salute him, almost fucking cry over a spider
>spider sacrifices himself and the ant hordes literally swallow him and drag him down to their doom hole
>I know what I must do
>screw off cap of lighter fluid
>dump the whole thing down the hole
>toss matches down there
>napalminthemorning.exe
>flame taller than me
Most epic and saddest day of my life, I still have nightmares of spider bro being KIA by ants
RIP based spider bro ;-;7
>>30136770
more
>>30136817
I'm sorry for your loss
>>30136770
part 2
>friend fucking trips on a log
>start firing at the incoming dogs
>actually feared for my life at that moment
>frantically pulling him back, his ankle is already fucked from the first dog
>eventually we just climbed up a tree to hide and wait the dogs out
>we get antsy after maybe 10 minutes and run again
>fortunately, we were smart enough to reload our mags in the tree
>fuckers were basically just waiting for us, probably knew we were there the whole time
>coming down the tree, three run over and start barking and growling
>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>my friend was crying now, and I had pissed my pants
>sprayed into the surroundings and ran, probably hit nothing
>made it to the kayak, went straight back the way we came, never looked back
>didn't get home until dark
>never left his property again that summer
>>30135459
>be 4
>dad is teaching me how to take a shower
>notice his peener is bigger than mine
>start touching
>he tells me to stop
>minute later realize again his peener is bigger than mine
>start touching it
>STOP
>>30136843
Then their was that time I kept looking up a womens skirt at kmart when I was 5. I kinda think she wanted it.
>>30135532
I've sent many a critter to a premature death.
>sitting in a tree fort in oak tree blasting hummingbirds that come to feed on blossoms
>blasting lizards
>blasting fish in grandparents pond
>blasted a horned toad (had no idea how illegal this was when I was 10 ) in the canyons behind my house. Never saw another one again.
>blasted a dove with my pumpmaster - went through it's neck and through it's wing.
Felt horrible about that dove. Poor guy just died slowly while looking at me with the saddest eyes.
I am a monster.
>>30136843
my sides
>>30135459
>childhood ptsd
Get out
>>30136841
epilogue
it doesn't sound that scary now, but as an 11 y/o, shit was like lone survivor. we never spoke a word of it again, but the next summer we did have more run ins with animals, we were just more prepared.
>>30136770
>>30136841
>>30136863
FUCKING GOLD
>>30136716
>>Not feeling bad when you kill something for no good reason
So every human born outside of the modern era?
>>30136817
I just have this mental image of your grandmother looking through the kitchen window and seeing you flail around setting fires and shooting a bb gun.
>>30136934
There's a pretty wide gap between killing animals for hunting or pest control or culling and just killing shit for your amusement.
>>30136632
>antman: the early years
>>30135470
Hahahahaha
>>30136998
Not really.
You're just a pussy.
>>30136632
>BITE.exe
>>30136841
Some guy came outside and discovered that someone had shot like 7 of his dogs.
>>30137040
by the end I think we had shot more like 12
>>30137064
Did you ever hear about it again?
>be 11 y/o me
>be 2003
>be innawoods
>be with friend
>we are walking along a large section of swamp
>massive briar patch to out right and swamp to the left
>thin ass trail
>we see a cat
>winter when we are walking
>it has a very thick coat on it
>tail caught in briars
>had to have been there a while
>it was near death
>couldn't make a sound anymore although it tried
>we cut it free but it couldn't even walk
>we tried giving it water
>we tried everything to get it on its way again
>can't afford to get proper help for it
>friend and I know what must be done for its sake
>he gets hatchet off of his bag
>hesitates a bit
>eventually does what needs to be done
>took that poor fucker's head clean off
>we took to calling him little osama as we were little edge lords at the time and we said that is how we would kill osama
Still remember the look on its face as it suffered
>be me
>maybe 15 years ago, I was about 7-8
>my granddad lent me his .22 semi auto to go "patrol the property"
>was with my mutt dog
>as I'm walking around the property, hear rustling in the bushes
>get down
>my dog runs into the fucking bushes
>hear some scrapping, I'm scared as fuck
>rifle is loaded with 20 rounds of LR and I have another mag in my back pocket
>dog bursts out, with this huge fucking beaver right behind him
>blast the fucker about 20 times
>wish "it ain't me" by the fortunate sons was playing
>was fucking shook up about it for days
TL;DR killed a beaver, I was a bitch
Pic very related, was the look I had in my eyes
>>30137079
Yeah, a few days later, we heard at the local diner that "vandals" were killing people's animals. We just got real quiet, nobody ever suspected anything.
>>30136114
>be inna camp Perry a few years ago
>hundreds of people shooting AR15s at once
>retarded flocks of sparrows fly through range regularly
>we begin firing and I see a cloud of feathers appear in front of my target not even a second after pulling the trigger
>walking to the pits later and the poor fucker was turned inside out
>>30137023
And the edge of the year award goes to...
>>30136632
Glad I wasn't the only one participating in the Great Ant Holocausts.
Me again.
>be me
>13
>innacountry again
>"baby-sitting" the neighbors grand kids who were like 9 and 12
>youresomatutekommando.exe
>Basically paid to fuck shit up with my friends
>always dick around with their dad's hunting gear, handcuffs (he was a cop, once handcuffed the 8 year old while hugging a tree for an hour lol), etc
>One day I grab the Colt Peacemaker dad has on the wall
>Completely functional but no bullets so he doesn't worry about it
>Disassemble and put together that shit all the time
>Decide to play cops and hide and seek
>kids grab their superpowers
>"BANG YOU'RE DEAD!"
>we get bored
>Decide to fuck with the potbelly pig
>named Pork chop
>grumpy as fuck 24/7
>no pen, just roams free around the house and has a doghouse.
>BLITZKRIEG.exe
>Launch massive assault with water guns and gun sounds
>oinkingintensifies
>Porkchop pulls a full retarded charge at us
>we're laughing like maniacs and screaming for our lives, holy shit
>fucker bit the dad's little finger partially off
>see his doghouse
>kids run and jump on top, too high for him to reach
>proceed to do the same
>slip
>Fall
>angry pork train barreling at me
>whycantimove.png
>suddenly pain rips through my whole body
>fell on the hotwire fence for the cows
>pure terror on the kids faces as they pump water rounds into the beast
>ones hops down and grabs me off
>jump while they pull me up
>seconds away from getting my foot shredded up by goddamn Pork chop
It was so fun. They never butchered that pig. It literally just existed like a dog outside. I always had a special place in my heart for that bastard.
>>30137092
>wish "it ain't me" by the fortunate sons was playing
pretty sure you mean "Fortunate Son" by Creedence Clearwater Revival
which leads me into my own childhood story involving Creedence Clearwater Revival.
>highschool
>be in foreign country doing archaeology work
>meet an odd man who is a "the most interesting man in the world" type of guy
>friends with kings and famous persons
>vietnam vet, was a .50 cal gunner on the back of a truck
>chilling at our hotel, one of us goes to put on some music
>he says "hey, you arent going to put on any Creedence Clearwater Revival right?"
>"wasnt planning on it"
> he replies" good because if you did i might kill every motherfucker in this hotel"
Turns out he used to listen to CCR to get himself psyched up before going on gun runs and killing lots of gooks
>mfw
>>30135470
I m ded
>>30136817
>>30136841
>Anon goes to ATF cadet school
>>30137232
Supersoakers*** not superpowers.
On phone at work.
>>30137253
kek'd
>be ~10yo fishing with best friend
>suddenly hear a weird noice
>discover a seagull that had a lure stuck in its head, leg and wing so it couldnt fly or walk
>wait around for some adult to come handle this (oh the times when kids didnt have cells)
>decide to put it down ourselves
>grab a huge stick and bash its head
>lets out a really sad sound and start kinda whimpering
>just keep bashing it until its head busts open
>covered in birdblood
>bike home
I landed a 1 in a billion shot on a humming bird when I was a kid. 36 now and I still think about it. I can't even remember the faces of people I've shot in conflicts over seas. But that little bird still gets me
>>30137238
It's called "It Ain't Me", idiot.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
>spend a lot of time at my grandparents when I was a kid
>I'd protect their garden from squirrels who would completely destroy the corn crop by blasting them with a 12 gauge
>Shoot birds and other varmints and shit for fun if I saw them out there with my shoot anything that moves boyhood attitude
>shooting a squirrel spooks a cardinal out of a tree, I aim up and blast it
I throw it where I toss all my other victims, a coyote or something always comes and gets them at night
>Turns out the cardinal was my grandma's 'pet,' it would come to the deck where shed feed it and sit with it every day
>A week or so later she made a comment about how she hasn't seen him in awhile
Man I felt like a fucking turd to this day ever since she said that, i nearly started crying. Still never came clean that I shot it.
>>30137109
https://www.atf.gov/careers
>>30137279
>not sure if troll
gonna respond anyway
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortunate_Son
>>30137301
Fucking monsters like you shouldn't have guns
>>30137238
Nah fairly sure it's called 'It Ain't Me'. Thanks tho.
>>30137238
>meet an odd man who is a "the most interesting man in the world" type of guy
also known as the local pub's 'teller of tall tales'
>>30137023
>there is no difference between killing for necessity and killing for fun
ok
>>30137276
>Be me about 7 with red rider
>hummingbird eating out of feeder
>1 shot through the chest i hear it make a shrill squeel as it falls and hobbles across the road into the garden,
>i cried the whole time i chased it down and finished it off
>told on myself and parrents were pissed but felt that i learned my lesson
>still feel like shit about that little bird
>"it ain't me" by the fortunate sons was playing
>>30137306
it's a meme, don't worry
>be 12/yo me
>get kick ass pellet gun
>hunting birds not expecting to hit any
>headshot.jpg
>killed little bird, felt terrible
>look back up in tree see female chirping furiously
>realize she's his mate
>remember dad telling me birds mate for life
>I put her out of her misery with tears in my eyes knowing the terrible thing I'd done to this bird family
>bury parents at base of tree
>hear chicks in tree
>climb up and retrieve them
>raise them as my own like I owed the bird parents
>they still live in that fucking tree.
>>30135919
>Next day, saw a hole where I buried the fucker, apparently it was unconcious and not dead
no, something dug it up
>>30136022
>hunting
>pyschopathy
>>30137365
Nah, he was just a cokehead millionaire that was batshit insane. He was invited to our group because he was supposedly some sort of famous adventurer, but as it turns out he didn't really know much about Mayan archaeology.
I think we where just trying to milk him for investment money
>Be me
>Be 15, hunting with bows and pellet guns with my buddy
>Find a squirrel
>Dropped the fucker
>Friend grabs the machete and aloha snackbars the squirrel
>The spine doesn't break, squirrel starts screaming like a banshee
>Spend at least a minute more whacking at it
>Finally kill it, skin it, and deep fry it
>We feed it to our black friend, told him it was fried chicken
>>30137481
You did the right thing anon. And now you have to carry that weight.
>>30137512
>implying a chance encounter with a rabbit and shooting at it for giggles is 'hunting'
>>30136817
yo i didnt ask for feels tho
>>30137306
It's a meme you dip
>>30135459
>be at local public range with brother.
>taking crazy long (300+ yard) shots at a strike plate on the hill behind the range.
>>Watching the target through spotter scope as brother takes nugget shots.
>Target so far I can see the air disturbance of the bullet on its way.
>brother can only see a tiny glint through iron sights
>I see a bird land in a Bush a foot left of the plate.
>brother takes shot, I watch it slomo it's way to the target
>Shot was off, hits bird bush.
>See feathers and leaves fly into the air.
>brother feels bad, I laugh for the rest of the day.
>be 11
>in backyard playing with pellet rifle
>see small bird land on apple tree in garden
>shoot it
>it dies instantly must have hit the heart
>panic because parents would take away gun if they knew i killed a bird
>go to shed
>get gasoline
>poor it over the bird hoping to burn away the evidence
>it burns off some of the feathers
>realize it is not going to burn away
>throw it in garden compost
>got away with murder
>>30137668
sorry I'm not a 400 lb virgin meme master. my bad dude
>>30137861
It's a meme you dip is also a meme you dip
>>30137916
This
>>30137481
Jesus fucking Christmas
>>30136817
Thank you for your service.
>>30137023
Block badass over here
>>30135459
OK here's mine
> be young me
>degenerate beavers wrecking woods on property to build dam
>family friend has trapping license
>gottacatchemall.jpg
>sets trap on path beavers use to come outa water
>be next day, younger sister and me decide to check trap
>be no guns at the time (aside from pellet gun) decide to bring trusty baseball bat
>find beaver in trap
>"noooiice"
>notice his leg is half chewed off
>"uh-oh"
>we decide the humane thing to do is end it's misery
>approach beaver, he pulls away as far as trapped leg allows him to
>beaver looks me dead in the eye
>it's eyes wide with terror, he knows this is the end of his tree cutting property flooding days
>wish it didn't have to be like this
>nothin' personal kid, sorry mr beaver
>give beavers head a sharp quick tap with bat
>stunned beaver lies motionless
>hit beaver again this time full force
>blood pouring out of beavers ears
>beaver bro thrashing and spasming on ground
>panic
>swing bat again and again
>beaver won't stop twitching (just want to end his pain)
>clobber Mr beavers skull for a solid 10sec (felt like an hour)before he finally stops moving
>top of beavers skull looks like finely crushed egg shells
>never expected a little beaver to bleed so damn much
>sister doesn't look at me the same anymore
>>30138031
Less feathers and more brown but almost exactly like that. Pretty surreal. The bullet hit the paper sideways if I recall correctly though it didn't land on the target proper.
>>30135459
We were out in the fields playing hurling, and someone spotted a rat running through. I lashed out at it as passed and squashed it.
A hurl is like a wooden axe: the rat was very dead.
>tfw never shot any animal before
>instead, I dissected grasshoppers and june bugs I found outside on the porch/in the yard in my bathroom
>and I also inadvertently left a lizard to die via Scoop
the lizard i still feel really terrible about, since i'm pretty sure it must've gotten trapped in Scoop's scoop and starved to death in there.
yellow psychotic bastard.
>>30138102
>>30137454
>>30137214
>There's a pretty wide gap between killing animals for hunting or pest control or culling and just killing shit for your amusement.
Then how do you explain people hunting and culling for fun?
>>30137301
Bro...
>>30136324
It's not entirely your fault, the way he referred to grass as "they" made me think he meant the iguanas at first too.
>>30138132
Holy shit, I haven't heard anyone talk about Hurling since I was in Ireland. Nice.
>>30137783
>shooting something at the top of a hill
Anon why
I can relate to most of these. Except the one about attacking dogs, that was fucking epic.
>be me 12
>be with friend at riverbed
>shooting shit with bb gun
>see black bird near edge of pond
>I shoot it, he doesn't die but falls into pond face first
>it struggles in shallow water
>stops struggling a minute or two later
>my friend is ohgodwhy.jog
It was neat
>>30137232
I was just scrolling through and saw
>BLITZKRIEG.EXE
Holy shit that was worth a hearty chuckle.
>>30136817
Thank you for your service
>be 9 year old me
>hiking with dad
>dad let me carry the 10/22
>ima big boy now
>chipmunk!
>blast that motherfucker
>look over at dad to see how proud he is of me
>dad takes weapon and walks over to chipmunk
>ohgoditsstillalive.horror
>chipmunk writhering around in pain
>dad knows what must be done
>I cry
And I never looked back
>>30138154
cognitive dissonance.
>>30136817
Thank you for your service, spiderbro
>>30136817
>>30136841
Do I have a game for you
>>30136770
>>30136841
>>30139550
fuck misclick
>>30138154
There are people who shoot everything.
There are people who only shoot what needs to be shot.
The first group occasionally shoots something that needs to be shot.
>>30139664
So why should you feel bad when killing an animal?
>>30139690
Empathy, you know, the thing psychopaths don't have.
And no, I'm not saying hunters are psychos.
>>30135459
>be 4
>walking home with sister and her friend
>sister's friend brings her cat over in a baby stroller tied to a leash that is also tied to the babystroller
>mom opens door, our dog is also at the door
>cat sees dog, feels the need, the need for speed
>tries running away, but its attached to the stroller, starts flying around in random directions
>starts shitting everywhere, pea soup consistancy diarrhea
>starts spinning around like a propellar while spraying pea soup all over the front door
>all of us are just watching in amazement at the magical spinning geyser of shit that was once a cat
>even the dog is just standing there awestruck
And my mom says thats why she will never think about owning a cat.
>>30139725
kek
>>30135470
kek what a faggot
>>30139725
Holy shit. I am in tears. That was too great a number of keks for me to absorb at once. Holy shit that is fucking hilarious/
>>30135459
that moment when you realise you're a sociopath and loved to blast chipmunks and squirrels with your dads .30-06 when you were like 10. turns into a pink vapor, shit was cash.
>>30138154
You're cool dude I bet you smoke a weed and bang hot chicks and stuff
>>30136491
Holy fuck
>>30137271
I'm imagining some 10 year olds covered in blood with 1000 yard stares riding down the middle of the road like mad max.
>>30137481
>Kill innocent bird
Guilt floods your body
>See his wife, understand you must end her misery
Unbearable moral weight
>They have kids
HOLY FUCK
>>30137557
then you went home to your trailer and hit on your cousin, right?
>>30136843
Hahahah all my kekoronies my mane
>>30136324
Don't feel too bad, those fuckers actually can get up to 6, 7 ft.
>>30137081
You did the right thing.
>>30140222
Trips confirms it is morally okay
>be 14 year old me
>shooting shit in my back yard with my pellet rifle which was a tack driver
>can hit anything with extreme precision
>start shooting crows that are perched on a distant neighbors tree
>hated those fuckers so I didn't give one shit
>shoot a pigeon on a tree that is close by
>audible slap from the pellet making contact
>feathers everywhere
>the pigeon falls down to the ground
>go climb over the fence and investigate
>see the pigeon by the trunk very badly injured
>felt really bad
>left it there
>felt bad the rest of the day
>never shot another pigeon
>still shoot crows however because fuck those noisy assholes
I still feel really bad about that one pigeon. I should have ended its misery. You live and you learn.
>>30140290
Pigeons are sky roaches. They're stupid as fuck. Crows are intelligent and can use tools.
>>30137238
its called "It Aint Me" By Clarence's Clarinet Recital
>>30140290
>shooting crows
Kill yourself.
>>30140424
With other songs like
>out here in the street
>i want to know
>trouble on its way
>>30140424
It's "fortunate one" by cans and clear bottles recycle, dumbass
>>30140290
Shooting crows is wrong anon. Just is. Fuckers literally did nothing. Pigeon removal is providing a service. The fuck anon?
>>30140124
>He raised the bird's wife's sons
>>30139690
Nobody is saying you should, but most healthy people do when they are little kids.
How did you feel the first time you killed something that wasn't an insect?
>I'm 10, before everyone had cell phones
>going to baseball game with father, who is T1 diabetic
>I'm zoned out, listening to the radio
>suddenly rumble strip
>Pa is going off the road
>he's sweaty and looks to have low blood sugar
>grab at steering wheel, try to pull onto the shoulder
>too late
>roll off highway, car beaches self on this curb thing
>wave down car to phone 911
>try to force feed increasingly unresponsive father glucose gels until he begins seizing
>bites tongue, spitting blood everywhere as I try to get gel in mouth
>I can't move him out of the seat because he's like 3x my size
>ambulance arrives 20 minutes after he's stopped seizing and the show's over
>all the cars and trucks on the highway passing by pretending not to see the kid crying and trying to get medicine into his mouth
>>30136632
Fucking same shit happened to me when i was probably 4-5, i was running and kicked a fire ant colony and they fucked my shit up. I fucking hate ants now.
>>30140720
My condolences.
>>30140720
Good job anon, im in nursing school you have more balls than 4/5 I study with. Damn vaginas with legs asking me if I will rub lotion on the retarded dude boils all over his crotch. ITs like these hoes never saw a cock before.
>>30136841
So you trespassed on some dudes land and shot a bunch of his dogs. Is that what Im reading?
>>30140819
thanks, it's all many moons ago though
This wasn't during my childhood but I still felt kinda bad at first:
>be last month
>notice pile of food (rice and corn from a pot I left out over night) behind my coffeemaker in the morning
>ohboyherewego.exe
>buy and set up mouse traps
>no hits in 2 days
>put an imitation cheerio on one to see if the mouse is too light to set them off
>sure enough in the morning the cereal is gone and the trap hasn't been sprung
1/2
>>30140922
>skip to a week later
>hear a plate fall in my sink while I'm playing insurgency
>instantly drop what I'm doing and sneak into kitchen
>see the little fucker run behind the oven
>I wait 5 mins and he comes out, walks right over a trap and to the food pile while I'm standing as stiff as a board
>while he can't see me I pick up a grilling fork
>attempt to stab him when he's running along the wall and behind a bag of pretzels
>miss him by a fucking hair, but I rip open the bag and made two small dents in the wall
>runs back behind the oven
>idea.jpg
>turn oven on broil, I'll cook the fucker out
>watching in dead silence for him to run out, he tries to run between my feet and under the cabinets but I head him off back to under the stove
>my vacuum is nearby, my stupid plan is to put the hose near where he leaves the oven area and suck him in as soon as he pokes his head out
>he runs before I'm ready, freezes when he sees me rearing up
>I've been shit at baseball all my life but I get a fucking home run on this fucker
>loud bang, look around for him
>he's in my fucking sink on my baking trays I had soaking
>he's on his back in shock, pissing all over my cookware and with a shit half way out his ass, but not dead yet
>the only thing I have within reach to smash him with is my thermos
>flip the tray over so I can kill him in the sink so at least it will be easy to clean
>smash with thermos
>Slayer_Raining_Blood.exe
>he's not dead
>hit him fucking 5 mores times before he stops moving
>blood all over the fucking sink
>pick him up in paper towels and throw in trash, clean up blood
I felt bad for a while because it certainly wasn't quick or clean, but then after I cleaning all his little rat shits out of my kitchen, bleached my apartment and I found out he chewed up half my fucking toilet paper, I got over it.
It sucks movies aren't real though. It would have been kinda cool to open a stringcheese factory with it after I comically destroyed my house hunting it.
>>30140936
3/2 bonus, I'm thinking of picking up a cheap pellet pistol from walmart or something to deal with any future tiny invaders. Any recommendations? Something powerful enough to kill one of these assholes but not go through my wall into the neighboring apartment?
I once bludgeoned a pigeon to death during the height of the Avian Flu scare, the poor bastard was just hanging out at my yard probably a bit too tired to fly. I still feel terrible about it.
>>30136817
Thanks for cervix
>Be maybe 19 or so (5/6 years ago)
>Had just gotten a giant bore blowgun
>Matching darts to match, probably 4inch. total length with metal spades for tips
>In backyard, shooting cans and whatnot
>Theres a huge tree in the nieghbors yard, and our yard had 7-8ft privacy shrubs
>Lowest branches of this tree hang just over the shrubs into my yard
>Lo and behold, a squirrel is sitting in the lowest branch
>Take aim, not really sure what Im doing, feels awkward blowing into this giant black pipe
>The blood gods lended me thier favor that day, hit squirrel right in the head
>It litereally sits there with this 4in. metal dart stick straight out of its head, just staring at me
>Looking back in dsibelief, its acting absolutely fine, cant believe I hit it
>After a legitimate 5m, it runs to the top of the tree
>Another 2m pass when it suddenly starts convulsing and falls out of the tree
>Never retrieved it or the dart, Im sure the nieghbor found it eventually
>Damn nature, wtf.
Im still surprised when I think about it that the damn thing lived so long. Like, how. It should have had pretty massive internal bleeding going on in its skull.
Posting more stories in a moment
>>30137460
thank
>>30140316
>>30140438
>>30140476
I grew up with a different experience that made me hate crows. I don't like pigeons either but they've never done anything to me personally unlike some crows in my neighborhood.
I now understand that crows are smart and I haven't shot one, or any other animal, since high school.
Feel better anons?
>>30141101
> A little more recently
>Had gotten into the habit of killing any squirrels in my backyard routinely
>Had a .25 cal airgun about as powerful as a 22lr, shit was cash
>Always a quick clean kill
>One day get bored, dog has treed a squirrel in backyard, prevents them from running down the fenceline
>Take airsoft rifle into backyard
>Inb4 airsoft faggotry.yes.
>I had upgraded this rifle with a stiffer spring for the piston, shooting .36g bb's at about 400fps
>Anyways, had decided to see if it was possible to kill a squirrel with this
>Start cranking out body shots, occasionally hit it in the face
>Every shot makes it more agitated, its chittering like crazy
> Lost count of how many times I refilled the magazine, must have been after a good 75 shots connected
>I can see bruises on its body, same as the purple/red spots you'd get from shooting a person with airsoft
>Its slowly been losing both strength and elevation
>Eventually slumps down to eye level on the lowest branch
>Can see the terror in its eyes, but literally no strength left to run away after being shot 100+ times
>Shoot it point blank in the forehead
>It falls down and starts convulsing voilently, reminds me of Isis video where they drop a rock on the guys head
>Dog comes over and finishes it off
I actually felt terrible after this one. I must have put that thing through an amazing amount of pain. Literally just felt like a serial killer. Decided to never try killing anything with an airsoft rifle again, and that a clean death is the least I can provide an animal if I kill it.
For the record though, you CAN indeed kill a squirrel with an airsoft rifle.
>>30135587
>friends 9000 year old doggo slowly walks over and starts consuming the freshly slayed wabbit
At least the old pupper got a good meal.
>>30135459
Damn OP, I have a similar story.
>with school friend at the empty lot at the end my cul-de-sac
>see squirrel struggling to climb tree
>notice that it's back legs can't move
>maybe feel and broke its spine, poor little critter
>hear chirping noise in tree
>look up and see squirrel's nest and its newborns
>oh fuck
>decide that the most humane thing to do would be to put the handicapped parent out of its misery
>get pump action BB rifle from my house
>pump gun like a million times, take aim, shoot
>EEEE EEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
>squirrel is flipping around, flailing, and screaming on the ground
>baby's scream louder
>OMG OMG OMFFFFFFG!
>start crying and panicking
>DUDE FUCK, HERE FINISH THE POOR THING!
>give rifle to friend and he caps the squirrel in the head
>cry, feel terrible, go home, and never shoot the BB gun again
I never was a fan of hunting, but that probably cemented my dislike for killing animals even more. My friend made fun of me for being a pussy and a bad shot. I felt awful for that poor squirrel, and its poor babies...
>>30141211
You can, but like you said you basically just have to wear them out. I had a bunch of squirrels in my backyard as a kid and I unleashes a fucking torrent of airsoft pellets full auto into the tree they were in and hit them in the legs and they all limped away into other trees. Didn't kill any but they stayed away for a while after that.
>>30137232
>>Angry pork train barreling at me
Holy mother of kek
>>30135459
>be 12
>with friends outside shooting at birds sitting high up on powerlines
>nobody thought we would actually hit one, we were using rocks as ammo
>I actually nail one poor soul in the side of the head with a rock
>he comes flailing down off the lines and hits hard, still thrashing around
>run over and feel bad about it, friends ask "what do we do?"
>run over and crush it with a big rock
>whathaveibecome.gif
>bury it like 4 inches deep and try to bury all the blood in a 10 foot radius
>we all come back to it once a year and pray to it
>somewhereibelong.gif
>we kind of worship the poor dove for like 5 years until we grew up
>ivebecomesonumb.gif
>we don't talk about that dove today, it's like Bohemian Grove, you don't talk about it but we all know what we did
Also,
>be 13, a year later
>brother shot a big ass pigeon off our fence in the backyard with a pellet gun
>threatneutralized.wav
>brother asking "shit what should we do?" as it rolls around
>I know what I must do
>run to the front yard and grab a big rock from the garden
>put it out of its misery with my boulder of pity and empathy
Why do I always go for the fucking rocks?
>be 8
>find clutch of snake eggs
> no bigger than robins eggs (the candy)
>put them all in my hand (6-8 of them)
>step mom comes out and says "WHAT ARE YOU DOING ANON, ITS DINNERTIME"
>clencheverything.exe
>including fist
>Yolk and little half-formed snakes crushed in my hand
>wipe it off on my jean shorts and eat sloppy joes
>>30141619
>Killing sneks
Are you Fiat?
>>30141656
I don't know that meme, sorry
>>30140882
He was 11, Jesus calm your autism.
>>30141668
It's okay, have some RAM.
>>30140952
Daisy
>>30141707
Lol I'm not sperging out, those dogs deserved to be shot more or less for attacking two kids. I just couldn't tell if he meant coyotes or some dudes actual dogs.
>>30141716
In case you need to know how big a 20x102 is
>>30141251
So what made you come back to guns and /k/?
>>30135470
My sides
Gone
>>30135549
My sister had a pet caterpillar that used to hang out on the front lawn's walkway to the house. I was probably 5, she was 15.
One day she was a bitch to me, and I rolled over on a pedaled toy tractor I rode around everywhere and smashed it to bits while she was watching it.
She's still a bitch.
>>30135919
>And that was the day I learned machetes were shitty weapons
yeah dull as fuck machetes are
>>30137081
you probably did the right thing, but that sucks
>>30140936
Fucking Mouse Hunt reference, nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0YUjv1u-Gw
>>30137064
>guy has more than 12 dogs off leash just defending his house
Probably deserved to have a few shot, who the fuck needs 12+ dogs that are aggressive just running around, it's a good thing you had guns to defend yourselves. Also that's quite an amazing story, neato Anon.
>>30142194
SHALL
NOT
BE
>LEASHED
>be 13
>get sweet crossman pump bb gun from grandpa, even came with a cheap scope
>he teaches me how to zero the scope and sends me on my way, tells me shooting birds is a good way to develop my marksmanship
>back yard has oodles of birds/lizards in it
>iambecomedeath.jpeg
>kill all the birds in my back yard, but the blood gods have yet to be satiated
>start plinking pigeons on my neighbors roof
>start shooting other birds in my front yard from my back yard to make sure neighbors don't see me
>my cat feasts like a king everyday for many months
>eventually there's no more birds around my house or any of the surrounding homes
>grandpa asks me how I like my bb gun
>tell him about my literal over 300 confirmed kills
>grandpa's face while I tell him about bird genocide
Some times I feel a little bad these days....
>tfw it took over a decade for birds to start coming back to my mothers back yard
>>30142409
You changed their migration pattern. So Mr, Bird Nazi how was the genocide
>>30135459
Too late now, but I hope you've since realized there's only two or three venomous species of lizard, and they all live in and near Mexico.
Also, always go for destroying the head if you must kill a venomous reptile. They don't die nearly as fast as mammals do.
>>30135459
not PTSD related, but similar to yours
>be just a couple months ago
>me and my roommate are chillin during spring break
>my roommate bought a fucking cannon when we first moved in
>don't know what to do and we're consuming large amounts of alcohol
>see a cockroach scurry across the ground
>go put a glass over it and prepare to release it outside (if you stomp on the bitches they release a weird smell that attracts more
>my roommate tells me to wait and goes into his room
>"what the fuck are you doing?"
>comes out with his cannon
>grabs a handful of papertowels and the cockroach
>shoves the ball of papertowels and cockroach into the cannon
>puts the ammo fluid mixture in
>shoots it off
>bug splatters all over the wall
>we did a splatter analysis on it and came to the conclusion that the bug was still intact when it came into contact with the wall
>we laughed a shit ton and waited till morning to clean off the wall
the amount of cannon stories I have is way too much
>>30135587
>headshot
>guts everywhere
what
>>30136114
>bird completely explodes into violent vortex of feathers
Maybe not /k/ related, but I nailed a dove with an empty bottle of washer fluid once. Feathers everywhere and that bird booked it.
There's something fundamentally hilarious about how they just explode into feathers.
>>30142296
Fuck you got a kek out of me.
>be 11
>dad wants to start planting his garden again
>he has to clear the overgrown weeds and shit
>there are a lot of small, non-venomous snakes there
>grab garden hoe
>start chopping those fuckers in half
>probably kill 10 of them
>scoop them up on the blade and catapult them into the brush
>Be me
>Be 16 or 17
>Be out hunting squirrels with brother and cousin in granddads land
>See one running across a branch.
>Aim for the head
>Fire
>Squirrel drops like a stone
>Run over to retrieve the body
>Squirrel is still alive
>his back legs don't work
>I shot his spine in half
>He's trying to run with only his front legs
>It's not working
>Terror in his eyes
>Work the bolt
>BAM
He was delicious.
>be 10 or 11
>at cousins b day party he is having at a neato cabin by the beach our family shared at the time
>cousin gets a dank bow and arrow
>me and a bunch of other people are having fun shooting shit out in a field of tall grass
>cousin decides to shoot an arrow straight up into the air
>land like 20 feet away in that 3-4 tall grass
>we all run to grab the arrow, but i am the fastest
>i pull the arrow out of the dirt only to realize it managed to get a direct hit on a snake
>as i hold up the arrow, its frantically wriggling around
>we know what needs to be done
>we shoot it in the head with a red rider at point blank range a few times
>eat cake
>>30137081
I once found a turtle that had been mauled by a coyote or something. It was in bad shaoe, holes in its she'll and blood everywhere.
The only thing I had that could put it down was a hatchet.
I couldn't do it, and decided to throw it in the water instead.
>>30136324
It was the story of a shitskin ESL it isn't your fault anon
>>30142510
Share more cannon story's
>>30136491
/thread
>>30142868
oh god alright
I've got one where we shoved a banana in it, a half a red bull can, I almost burnt down our redneck couch with my roommates dad
I'll start with the banana and go from there
>one day after school
>me and my roommate are chilling
>again drinking, but not as much as cockroach story
>this was also before cockroach
>we had a bunch of bananas that had gotten quite brown, because college kids and fuck eating healthy
>about the throw out the bananas when my roommate snatches one up
>"what the fuck are you gonna do with that, eat it?"
>starts giggling and peeling it
>cuts it in half and puts a half in the cannon
>puts the fluid gas mixture in it and lights it off
>i poke my head out from the kitchen to see him laughing his ass off, and theres a huge ass hole in the dry wall
>fuck
>there goes our security deposit
>he patched it really well and put a lo enroute chart over it
>I'd like to say thats the last time we put fruit in it, but it wasn't
>>30142868
So we've got this couch we bring outside when people come over
>roommates dad and our friend come over
>start drinking, and doing hooligan shit, I honestly can't even remember what
>talking about random shit, and his dads telling us stories
>roommate decides to get his cannon out for god knows what fuckin reasons
>trying to see if we can light a papertowel on fire with it
>douse papertowel in lighterfluid
>shove it in cannon
>shoots it out with a fireball, but doesn't light
>its on the threshold of the sliding door
>im drunk so I go to light it on fire cause why not
>it goes up
>my through process is "oh I'll just kick it outside because it's half inside
>kick it half way under the couch
>gears start turning in my head
>about two seconds of everyone staring at it before it processes
>oh shit
>stamp the papertowel out
>look back, fully expecting to see disappointing look on his dads face
>he's on the ground dying laughing
>everyone else starts laughing
The burn marks are still on the couch
>be around 13
>born in a small farming town to a humble family
>we didn't have much possessions but were happy nonetheless
>one day dad tells me he's going to the market and leaves at the middle of the night
>doesn't come back and get worried, ask grandpa about it and he says we'll go look for him the next day
>wake up in the morning to my mom's scream the next day, tells me to go fetch some flour at the town near by
>grab dad's sks and venture out into the wood
>suddenly hear explosions and the village is on fire
>something snaps and I run into the jungle without thinking
>run like I've never ran before
>hear some sort of explosions near me, distant screams and EEEEEEEEEE are heard through the trees
>turn around to see an elderly man bleeding out next to a tree
>it's gramps
>tells me he's in pain and that's it's already too late for him
>can't hear exactly what he's saying through the explosions in the background, but I know what I must do
>put the safety off and aim at gramps
>he gives me a faint smile and nods
>look up to the sky as I pull the trigger
>bang
>hold my head up as I am too scared to look down
>my blurred eye catch strange looking contraption speeding away in the sky
>wipe away my tears and make my way back to my burning village, as the it aint me in the distance slowly fades away
>>30137023
Found a picture of you
>>30142194
>who the fuck needs 12+ dogs
What is this "need" bullshit?
>You don't NEED high capacity assault dogs!
>>30136632
>8
>battling with ant hill
>Australia and 1996 hasn't happened yet
>more specifically, Tasmania
>using my mates dads 10/22 with a sleeve supressor to "snipe" the ants as they came out the top of the ant hill
>fast forward 30 minutes and I decide to plant a bomb on the ant hill
>I tape a piece of diesel soaked cloth to a butane gas canister and shove it as far into the top of the ant hill and light the rag
>when I finally get back to my firing position I take my shot
>big ball of fire consumes the ants and sends shrapnel everywhere
>I go inside with a victory face on and my parents start screaming
>shrapnel took a little chunk of skin off my forehead
fuck you ants
price of war
>>30143030
Shouldn't have fucked with 'Muerrica.
>>30141374
It's in your blood, Cain.
>>30143542
Lol'd
>be me, around 10
>me and my friend go out to a lake and find froggy friends and bring them home
>I decide that they need water so I go turn on the hose and fill a bowl
>i dont realize that the water came out at like 90 degrees and dump the frogs in
>froggos instantly seize up in what i can only imagine it blinding pain
>i tell my friend that we need to put them out of their misery and make him smash them with a rock
>he starts cry and smashing their bodies into a pulp with a huge rock
>go inside
>friend still crying
>tell my mom that he got stung by a bee and we get some juice boxes
>all in all good day
>>30140882
He's in the atf....its ok to trespass and shoot dogs
>>30141742
Yeah, they were dogs, not coyotes
>>30135459
>Be my old man at age 14
>enjoy shooting and making boms as all good teenage boys do
>railway behind house
>workers finish up for day, theyleave a big box of the explosives they put on the tracks to warn them of trains approaching.
>steal box
>start dissassembling explosives and packing then into a big pipe bomb
>find odd red substance in explosives.
>pack it into pipe bomb anyway
>tamp it down with wooden dowel
>explodes
>blows off a finger
>eeeeeee
>grabs phone dial emergency services
>eeeeeeeee
>i need a ambulance
>there has been a bomb go off at xyz address
>eeeeeeeeee
>walk out front
>mom gets home
>starts screaming and crying runs at him
>look down hole in shirt
>covered in blood
>put remaining fingers in hole
>goes in all the way there is no bottom
>2 fire trucks 2 police cars and 3 ambulances arrive
>lose one finger
>hole in chest heals nicely
>find rest of finger two weeks later when it has rotten
>parents + health insurance sue train company for negilently leaving explosives unsecured
>be me
>be unsupervised with BB gun
>have unrealistic ideas about BB gun's power
>wandering through woods shooting crap
>shooting tree but see no discernible damage
>inexplicably get mad at tree
>walk up to tree and roleplay a little scenario in my head where I'm executing tree
>aim point blank range at tree
>squeeze trigger
>BB bounces off tree and hits me right in the forehead
>20 years later
>realize I was inches away from losing an eye
>>30143836
Someone should sue the parents for leaving a fuckwit kid alone
>Big bro an I are not allowed to shoot the BB guns in the backyard because we were using steel targets and putting holes in the siding of the house.
>Dad gets us airsoft to reduce the wrath of mom and we dick around with that.
>Cat follows us everywhere when we run around with anything gun shaped because it gets free birds usually.
>Decide fuck it and go to the front yard.
>Front yard has a humming bird feeder, and sure enough, a hummer is there.
>We unload.
>It falls, making the most anguished cry I have ever witnessed.
>Even the cat sniffs at it and just looks at me and walks away.
>It twitches for a minute as I stare at it and just goes silent.
>>30135470
Kek
>>30137271
>a weird noice
You didn't see the Australian that did it to the gull at the first place.
>>30135919
>Fucker swings its tail and cuts my legs several times
That is some fucking Dark Souls shit right there
>>30137232
you ant the only one, except termites for me
>be about 12-13
>growing up in rural australia
>massive termite nests around property
>noguns, but dad has a big ass fuckin pickaxe
>I have a magnifying glass and a hose
>crack the biggest nest open like i'm mining for fuckin gold
>Eureka.exe
>burn the fuckers that come out
>get bored
>flood the entire nest
>>30139725
It's the perfect natural defense mechanism. This cat is the next step in feline evolution Anon. How does it feel knowing you were in the presence of a higher being
>>30144058
Not dark souls level. If it was, it would be grabbing him with its tail and biting chunks off his leg
>Grade 7
>before school starts, friends and i are fucking around destroying an inch ant nest with sticks and by jumping on it (inch ants are these big agressive stinging cunty ants we get here in Australia)
>school starts and we go to class. First lesson, we are doing some kind of test, so the whole class is silent
>as im writing, i see this huge inch ant walking around on my arm
(wake me up inside)
>try shaking my arm around to get it off, its now worked up into a frenzy
(Cant wake up)
>Flick the pissed off inch ant with my finger, it goes flying across the room and lands directly on this kids face and starts stinging him like crazy
>kid is screaming in agony, the previously silent classroom is now in absolute chaos as everyone is trying to figure out what the fuck is going on
Funniest shit ever, no one else knows what happened.
>>30142194
>mfw anon wants 10 canine dog limit
>>30135459
When I was a kid I was into science and I decided I wanted to "dissect" a frog like I always saw big kids do on TV. I had a shitty dull kids scalpel from one of those cheap science kit toy things. Anyway, I found a frog behind my house and I tried to kill it quickly and humanely. I stabbed it as hard as I could with that dull scalpel, but the frog just kinda of squished like rubber and the blade slid off. I had come too far to stop now so I went at it again and again stabbing this fucking amphibian 20 odd times with this blunt piece of shit blade. Eventually I pierced its rubbery skin near it's neck and this big air sac kind of burst out, still attached to him but sticking out of his neck like a giant flesh bubble. I started crying and decided he was dead. I immediately regretted my decision and made him a grave instead of desecrating his corpse for science. Well I ended up burying him and then went and cried on my trampoline for about an hour. When I went back later that day to pay my respects to frogger I found him sitting atop of his grave, neck still fucked up, and caked with dirt and sand. I don't think I have to explain how much that fucked me up. I let him go in the woods cause I didn't have the heart to finish the job. I still lay awake at night thinking about how he certainly died a slow and painful death.
Not PTSD and not from childhood.
>at best friend's apartment
>hanging out with other best friend
>being degenerates smoking weed
>go outside to smoke cigarettes
>oh look, a rabbit
>proclaim I can kill it by throwing my knife
>heavy benchmade folding knife
>cock arm back and throw
>knife spins through the air
>hits rabbit in the leg... handle first
>oh shit, I actually hit it
>fucked its leg up, maybe broken
>rabbit limps away as fast as it can
>rabbit hops in to parking lot
>oh shit nigger, look out
>car runs over rabbit
>>30142194
>need
Triggered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Pd527GN48
>playing with new 10/22
>see chipmunk sitting on a log
>i take the shot
>end up hitting it right in the hip, destroying all functionality in its back legs
>as i approach, it looks at me, and tries to pull itself under some leaves to escape
>looks straight down the barrel of my gun as i deliver a mercy shot
Hunting is still cool, but that moment destroyed any appetite I had for wanton slaughter.
>>30143836
I am reminded of Phineas Gage
>>30137092
Fortunate sons would be a great name for a CCR tribute band.
>>30137232
The idea of a grumpy as fuck potbelly pig roaming around a house and having his own doghouse if fucking hilarious me for some reason.
>Big Cowboy history in family
>Gramps recently passed on, left me his Colt SAA
>12 years old in a really rural area
>tons of woods absolutely everywhere
>coyotes too, an overpopulation of them, atleast in that area of SC
>me and my pals would always go walking around in the woods
>Coyotes howling all night
>later that night walk right up to one without realising
>dead silence
>look at the coyote, looks right back at me
>get absolutely fucking terrified, takes a second to register
>draw SAA, buddies yelling but muffled
>thumb the hammer and fire a shot, hitting the coyote right in its side near one of its rear legs
>loudest fucking whimpler/scream ive ever heard, basically deaf at this time from firing the gun tho
>see its hindlegs basically collapse, only on front legs
>thumb the hammer again and shoot it in the face
>ohgodwhy
>gigantic gash, "nose" looks basically collapsed
>thumb the hammer once more and shoot it right in the cranium
>like a bag of coins drops
>friends freaking the fuck out
>i just cried until i got my hearing back
>hearing still absolutely fucked to this day
>mfw it didnt even try to attack anybody
Shot another coyote a few years later, but it was actively attacking my dog, and it died in the first shot.
>lighting fireworks
>can buy the equivalent of m80s powerful enough to blow your arm off and just about anything a growing boy heart's desires
>thanks based 3rd world country
>want to make a big explosion cause fuck the kids next block and their more expensive shit
>cousins and I tie 4 m80s together with rope
>mind of a 12 yr old can already see a huge crater and biggest explosion in the block
>fuck yeah h8rs
>tie the fuses together like some sort of explosives expert, can barely contain self
>tell everyone to take cover and get female cousins in the house cause they are too little
>light those motherfuckers up
>run like an asshole, do a russian squat and watch this fuse being consumed until it goes into the m80
>Cвятoe дepьмo нeгp
>watching intently when one of the m80s blows the fuck up
>sends the other 3 flying in all directions
>one blows up in the air
>the other lands about 5 feet away from us
>we dive like the movies
>BOOOM MOTHERFUCKER!
>concussion so strong gives me blurry vision
>EEEeeeEeeEEeeEEEEeeeeee
>somehow see the last m80 flying in the air and go into a house through an open window
>BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM
>looked like those swat videos of them using flash bangs except it blows all the courtains out the windows
>literally 15 people come out holding their ears
>none of them can hear shit
>little girls and boys crying
>old ladies scared to fuck
>all dudes mad as hell
>they all look for the responsible asshole
>we are covered in dirt and play it off
In the end we didn't get in trouble cause we never told. For a long time after that any loud noise would make me dive to the ground or jump up. Took a while but finally went away.
>>30138132
>fellow irishfag on /k/
no fuckin way boy
>>30146415
Because they are worthless animals that are responsible for 7/10 fawn deaths. Good kill.
at party with many people, little vole comes out of ground and is scurrying around. someone traps it under bucket and in my drunken state i thought it would be cool to kill it. the problem was my weapon at the time was a poland spring water bottle. so i proceed to smash the fuck out of the little guy, it was not a quick or quiet kill. after a good ten seconds of screams and smashing it dies and i look up at the horrified party goers. throw body in woods and go inside. never speak of it again, people probably remember.
>>30142194
Agree, only an anti-social psychopath and potential unabomber keeps 12 feral mutts running rampant across his property.
>>30146415
I was 15 not a kid, didnt give me PTSD but it bothered me.
>go hunting with dad
>we find an oak bottom
>we sit on the sam hill but on differnt sides
>2 hours go by and i see nothing
>finally a doe steps out just 7 yards down hill from me.
>it comes out with its broad side facing me.
>it glances at me for a second and keeps moving along.
>i thought about letting it go for second, but then i put it out of mind.
>I shoulder my rifle and lower the sights to just below its shoulder.
>i try and pull the trigger but i forgot to take the safety off.
>I then flip the saftey and pull the trigger immidiately
>it was so close the gun shot high and hit its shoulder instead.
>its right leg goes down.
>it tries to pick it self up then falls again and begins to pathetically kick.
>my dad comes from around the hill in a few seconds "what did you shoot."
>I point at the deer.
>I was going to cut its throat but i hadnt had the chance yet, so its still trying to move.
>dad walks up and points his .308 point blank at its throat and fires.
>like a fucking movie a blood comes out like a geiser.
>he tell me to go set my rifle on it while he gets the camera set up.
>I get behind the deer
>im holding its head when i notice its a button buck.
>Its still alive and trying to get up, but a loss of blood has made it too weak.
>i run my hand from where i shot it.
>the bullet had its shoulder exploded ran up to the spine, blew out its back, then the bullet ricocheted and hit the other shoulder then the bullet moved down the leg and hit the knee making it explode.
>as i was getting my picture taken with it, it was dying.
>>30140438
>>30140476
You're either team crow or team owl, and owls are badass silent killers
Crows get fucked.
>>30146622
I have six Burrowing Owls here in my backyard, they're the cutest little fuckers in the world.
>>30143836
>America, where retards get paid for their shenanigans
>>30142409
I had a similar experience, except it was my dad and my grandfather both, at their respective houses. Got a lot of use out of my pellet guns in my younger days.
>using airguns to shoot squirrels with my dad
>using HP pellets because K-Mart had dem hollerpoints
>had one of those top break Gamo air rifles, no option to pump it less like dad does with his Daisy so my gun is kinda OP for the job
>squirrel moving around in the tree
>line up my shot
>squeeze the trigger, pop
>hear the wet thump of a pellet hitting a squirrel chest, squirrel pauses in tree
>starts to run
>makes it maybe 4' and falls
>is dead by the time it hits the ground
>dad now wants to trade guns
I figure this is the thread to ask in, best pellet rifle? I need something quieter than .22lr to deal with rabbits, but I still want to be able to kill them humanely.
>>30146912
Mosin
>>30146814
Show us some pics.
>>30146912
Seems like a 10 second trip to google.
>>30146912
Don't kill rabbits, dick
>Eurocuck born and raised
>Stealing some juicy grapes from an old man. (The intention was to sack as many as possible to eat with friends)
>His house was near the vineyard, but it was pretty early in the morning so still dark.
>Engage maximum sneeky mode and start filling a huge rubber bucket.
>WANG- woash
>Freeze, look at the house.
>The cunt actually shot in my direction with birdshot i guess idk
>Run for my life
That was some vietnam shit for a 15 year old.
>>30135470
>COCK
NIGGA I'M DEAD BURY ME WITH MY SIDES
>>30135459
Same thing, shot a chipmunk with a pellet rifle that I could pump up to velocity equivalent of a .22. I saw it run under the barbecue so I knew I had it, but because of the angle of the sidewalk I couldn't get down and see it so of course naturally I just held the rifle sideways and poked it up under the grill and pulled the trigger. I thought I missed until the little fucker crawled about a foot out from under the grill heaving its lungs and making this god awful fucking noise. I didn't hit it in the head but he was fucked up. It took probably 5 minutes for him to expire, me and my friend just watched it die.
>Friends and I like to catch blue belly lizards.
>We make catchers out of weeds and noose them, then hold them and pet them until they calm down.
>Lizards are total bros.
>One day we decide to hollow out a toy car large enough for a blue belly and strap him in.
>Also strap a model rocket motor on the roof.
>No thoughts of the consequences we light it off at the school tennis court, expecting it to just race off hilariously.
>It tore itself in half when it went suddenly airborne, ripping the lizard in half with it.
>Hear the school intercom calling for the police.
>Ohshit.png.
>We run.
>We hide out in the mountains and see several police arrive in the area, then leave.
>We murdered.
>>30147116
fuck you they're pests
>>30141211
i remember killing 2 birds with my airsoft SVD, clean kills, headshots, the bb went straight through them. I kinda felt bad afterwards though.
>>30146567
jesus h christmas
>>30142194
what is dog hunting for a thousand, Alex?
>>30147311
No anon you did true science.
>>30147391
That little nigga trusted us, man...
>>30147357
Dog hunting is watching dogs hunt, then taking credit for it.
>be me
>be 16
>be at friends house shooting some of his and my guns
>after shooting at some targets we go looking in woods for live targets
>see a bird in tree
>shoot it with shotgun loaded with birdshot
>it falls to the ground
>walk up to it
>it's a adolescent bluejay, probably just learned how to fly
>it's got bloody holes all over it's breast and stomach
>it's head lifts up to look at me
>he's too weak to hold it up for long and lays head back on ground
>keeps doing this a few times
>bird just stares at me, gasping for air
>see the life drain from his eyes as he takes last breath
>feel like such a sack of shit
>almost start to cry
>friend calls me a pussy and says "dude, You want to join the Army, but you can't even kill a blue bird without almost crying"
>explain that the bird didn't deserve to die
>two years later, join the Army
>go to Iraq
>kill 3 guys
>feel worse for killing that bird because he did nothing to deserve it
I've been hunting many times, but I have a lot more respect for the animals I'm killing, and always eat what I kill. It still hurts to think of that bird
RIP little blue jay, I'm sorry.
>>30136632
Thank you for your cervix
>>30147413
ATF plz.
>>30135459
>be 14
>be operating innarural oklahoma at night
>ranch is 1500 acres and me and my buddy are walking around with out cheap Norinoc SKS
>this was mid 90's
>about 12 at night
>on a hill looking at the Tulsa skyline that is 30 miles away
>the night is clear
>hear huming
>see odd triangle in the sky
>wut.jpg
>start running down the hill toward our little cabin
>humming intensifies
>me and friend reach little cabin
>hear movement outside and lots of humming
cont.
>>30146450
>fawn deaths
you realize how fucking overpopulated deer are, right?
good thing i'll kill both.
>>30147415
>Feeling sad for killing a Jay.
Little shits are vermin.
>>30147512
You lack good reading comprehension
>>30139725
>>30144143
I CAN'T BREATHE
>>30147525
>Dog hunting.
>>30135459
Buddies and I shot a Robin in the back of the head with an old Crosman Pumpmaster. The thing fell out of the tree on impact and started doing fucking backwards somersaults across the yard. We had to shoot it like 8 more times for it to finally perish. It was fucked up.
