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Humor thread. I searched for humor and didn't find anything, so I'm starting one.
>>30124749
Jesus Christ dude you'll blow up that nice bathroom with that grenade.
>>30125109
>Jesus Christ dude you'll blow up that nice bathroom with that grenade
>nice bathroom
>painted drywall instead of tile
>linoleum flooring instead of tile
>what is up with that sink vanity?
>bet they don't even have a Kohler facet
>bet the shower is a plastic insert too
Contributing
>>30127823
>Inb4 grammar Nazis on "list"
>>30127823
>hurr durr read muh slavshit gendurrs
>impossible to read unless ant
>>30127823
Can't read shit senpai
>>30127992
>>30128009
I don't think you idiots realize that the names are irrelevant to the joke.
>>30128076
kinda hard to tell given that if you can't read the names you can't tell if they're irrelevant
>>30123919
>>30128184
Wtf is a bullet button
>>30128128
>a butthurt slavaboo actually made this image
>>30128318
a button that bullets. obviously.
>>30127823
>lit
god damn slavaboos and their shitty grammar
>>30128318
if you don't know, then you are new to /k/, google is your friend now stfu and lurk moar kid
>>30128362
Artstyle looks similar, is it the punisher?
>>30128362
I am not new to /k/, senpai.
I just dont live in Commiefornia, so i dont know the basics about gun ownership there.
>>30127058
dude...you must be the worst at parties
>>30128318
A mag release button that doesn't allow the mag to drop unless a bullet tip is used. How new are you to /k/ my friend.
>>30128405
only until I get shit faced, then I get violent
>>30128411
i aint. I just dont go to cali.
>>30128362
Not everybody lives in california, faggot
>>30127598
>newfag on /k/
>sees this post for first time
holy fucking kek I'm fucking dying right now
>>30128342
I don't know what I was expecting, but I kek'd anyway.
>>30128613
I don't live on the Left coast and I know what a bullet button is. Thankfully I live in a mostly free state were I can buy all the 30 round mags I want or a 100 round drum for my AR if I want to and I can slap it into an AR that doesn't look like it was designed by some low rent comic book artist.
>>30128048
Interesting way to paint a room.
>>30128335
>>30128385
Nah. Southern Bastards
>>30124196
>air weapon
>>30129970
Use to have one a while back, shot at wall ten meters away and shit got back and hit me in the face. It's no big deal especially if you're holding literally in other gun, i mean you can even hold a slingshot and you would be more deadly.
>>30124412
>>30124749
I have that same gas mask
>>30130393
>it appears i have miscalculated and designed a device which LOUDENS instead of suppresses the shot's report
>>30130215
>deagle
>>30129247
I found him!
>>30130442
there are "loudener" MDs
>http://www.snakehoundmachine.com/product/308-loudener/
of course, what they really are is a brake with a big ass chamber
*Image not representative of posters views
pls no bully
>>30127058
>Kohler faucet
Delta or die, shitheel
>>30130494
holy kek, please tell me adam savage actually said that.
>>30132284
>>30128128
>vasilli zaitsev
>better than simo hayha
holy jesus the slavaboo
>>30130215
Got a template?
>>30124196
>surrenderair
>>30130442
Actually, come to think of it, this design would louden the sound of the gunshot in the direction it's being fired, but I'd bet that it would be almost hearing safe behind it.
>>30132173
yeah its real, i remember the episode
>>30132815
Is it me or do those bobbies look nervous as fuck with that door hammer?
>>30127614
It is definitely a good idEEEEEEEEEEEa
>>30127058
Bitch, the walls in mine are literally breaking apart from rot and has black mold everywhere. That pic is a nice bathroom.
>>30128657
>this is no pick a pee
>>30127823
>>30128347
Make better did.
>>30131639
Except in 1990s Yugoslavia, Croatia fuck you.
>>30128405
It is a pretty shit bathroom though, I mean really.
>>30133009
Thats because your a horrible person.
We have like 99% humidity and I only get black mold in the corners.
Brown shits worse desu - cant get rid of that shit.
>>30132958
>don't want to wake the neighbourhood
>we might get sued
>>30124196
>shocking innit bruv
>>30128076
What the fuck is up with that watermark?
>>30133226
Don't want no one stealing their memes.
>>30130393
They call it a deafener
>>30133171
This post gave me cancer
>Learn2English
>>30132088
Moen. Buy it for looks, buy it for life.
>>30133108
Tried making it betterer but got stuck on the last three guns.
/k/ help!
>>30133469
The most bottom one is Vektor.
>>30128362
Nice tits on back.
>>30130597
That honestly scary as fuck.
>>30130323
Impossible, as soon it doesnt jam in the first 30 minutes people will know theres something up!
>>30133469
That valmet handguard is fucky
>>30131670
I need more like this. Because of reasons
>>30133469
First one's a FB Tantal. Second's a FB Beryl.
>>30128338
I had to look up Gyrojet. I thought it was like .22 Remjet but boy was I wrong
>>30124571
I want to believe that they actually tried shooting kebab with that.
>>30127534
>Called a foreign general a "Cunt" and then turned my back to him and walked away
FUCKING AUSTRALIA
>>30124600
>hicock 45 here
>>30133469
tantal. beryl and valmet
>>30123919
>>30130323
>rip in pepperinos left handed shooters
>>30132284
Man, old 4chan was cancerous as 9gag is right now....
>>30135904
Well, to be fair, that sort of stuff wasn't really considered cancerous back then.
amazing how all the aoyj pictures are unfunny as fuck
>>30127598
>Danish jaeger
>Drive car into house
anyone know the story behind this?
>>30124600
>I could kill a pool with this thing!
>>30128362
Anybody have the version of this with the chickens?
>>30129247
i have been looking for this shit for too long
>>30130338
what's the model?
>>30131760
this would be way better with zergface
>>30134591
>That valmet handguard is fucky
I think I have seen this kind of rifle back in 1981 in the weapon collection at Valmet Tourula factory. It was one of the experimental models of Rk-62 which never went into production. The handguard had nasty texture of narrow horizontal grooves, and felt like a rasp in hand. The first production version had handguard with wider vertical ridges and cooling holes.
>>30133469
Fixed and restored.
>>30133108
Not sure whether you had the Imperial One font, or had to look it up.
Either way, we improved a meme. Good work team.
>>30130212
can confirm, this shit ricochets like no tomorrow; I have one in .177 and the shit still peppers me from time to time while shooting from 15 meters at a brick wall
I bring a dead image back to life:
>>30139330
Found a couple more.
>>30128076
Yeah, but if I want to bullshit some surveys I want to sexually identify as an AK-74 with folding skeleton stock.
>>30139361
>>30127058
>My feet hurt
>I wish I was at home shitposting on /diy/
>I wish something would break so I can fix it
>>30130361
>When meat's back on the menu but it's the beef patty MRE
>>30130508
>concussion enhancing muzzle device will maximize the gaseous distribution of explosive secondary chemical propellent forces from your kinetic energy ranged engagement implement to efficiently leverage the demoralizing effect of audible and tangible acoustic transmission
Are they fucking serious or is that supposed to be tongue in cheek? What the fuck is even the point of that?
>>30131660
>Gundam
Kek
/K/ just doesn't get it.
>>30132937
Not having the file name as Cheeki Breakin
This shit is still up on Wikipedia for some reason.
>>30140078
Jesus christ you're right...
Keep it quiet.
>>30127598
>JTF-2
>Does anyone else smell maple syrup?
Topkek, actually gave me a chuckle.
>>30137654
Those appear to be M17 gas masks, correct?
>>30135614
Minuteman pizza, Minuteman pizza, Minuteman pizza for you and me.
>>30140216
I'd say so. Always too front heavy for me. Never secured well on the back of my head for me. Just personal though. I'd rather have slav shit
>>30139965
I keep the filename to attract autists like you.
>>30140078
Why should they take it down? Completely accurate.
>>30140216
Nah, more likely to be an M10.
They're Slav surplus and cheaper, only $35ish.
>>30140357
For us. But for a service that has such high standards as to have several volunteers that go about comma fucking every page for every element of punctuation and grammar, it is shocking to see them leave it up for so long.
>>30128318
literally the first thing on google https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullet_button
>>30140386
True, the filter and vocals on the M17 have this concave shape to it while the M10 is flatish.
Oldie but goodie
>>30131660
>It's the far future.
>The guy in the big didn't those tanks coming.
You would figure it would have no noticed something on one of those fancy electronic gizmodads in his big robot.
>>30140920
He didn't saw them because it would be extremely painful.
>>30140920
>>30140951
Besides, even in current warfare there is no way to automatically predict there is an enemy armor behind something that you cant look behind.Modern recons at best use FLIR or radar signals, both which are blocked by heavy objects, and in case of tanks, unable to provide a big enough radar/heat signature to detect them even with direct eyesight.
do it
>>30140920
Not with Minovsky particle magic he won't.
>>30133125
oh look a croatcuck
>>30141267
kek
This made me laugh so hard my cock NDed
>>30141267
The images tab is fucking gold.
>>30141267
>Mfw
>>30140078
You know,
you folks here may have willed your memes into reality
it is actually technically known somewhere as KSM
Triggers ya mate?
>>30142589
reminds me of jerry miculak showcasing the "thirty caliber mag clip" that commiefornia senators talked about a few years ago
>>30142616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJmFEv6BHM0
you mean this?
>>30132937
Those shoes are great
>>30142630
That officer must be screaming inside.
>>30142630
Kek 30 magazine clip
>>30142630
yeah, miculak did a response to that and did some /k/ tier/carnik con type shit with a loaded enbloc clip, 5.56 mag and tape.
>>30142630
>Commifornia
Immigrants and Jews, not even once.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ER9GCnOLRD4
>>30127058
pretty much this. The bathroom looks like shit.
>>30142742
Am I the only one wondering if this is true or not?
>>30142757
yes you are
>>30141267
>>30129284
"I have a dream!"
>>30142869
>>30140008
Why you post the inferior edition?
>>30127556
Good thing I never wipe my ass
thanks for the lels lads
I'll contribute a bit, but I got to study for an Earth Science exam
>>30128362
I remember that thread. It's the one that made it that Southern Bastards is the only comic I read when every volume.
>>30139847
It's for when you want to be an asshole at the range
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1n2rbpOJ4E
>>30143042
Not even Punisher?
>>30143052
Nah, Punisher has always seemed like what an edgy 12 year old would like.
>>30139361
>9x18 makarov
oh my
http://newsonjapan.com/html/newsdesk/article/116405.php
>Nine Ground Self-Defense Force members shot as many as 79 live rounds at one another by mistake in an exercise in Hokkaido on Monday, the GSDF said Tuesday.
>79 live rounds
good thing they couldnt aim for shit
>>30142742
Well, theoretically, if you had a bow strong enough, you COULD fire an RPG by hand, and have it detonate, since they have an impact fuze.
The problem is, you'd probably only get a range of a couple dozen feet, so you'd likely cop some shrapnel yourself, not to mention that it would defeat the purpose of a silent launch, since the enemy likely would be able to see you.
>>30143167
If you're thinking in terms of feasibility, you could use the bow to lob it over a wall or into a window.
>>30143176
That's a good point, still, wouldn't wanna risk it being blow back towards you or some shit, if you want indirect fire, best to use a mortar, or at least a grenade.
>>30143197
RPG spear throwing? Mad max style?
>>30143133
>http://newsonjapan.com/html/newsdesk/article/116405.php
Did nobody hear the "cracks" as the rounds whizzed past
Even a shitposter from upside down land knows what a round being fired over your head sounds like
>>30143204
Possibly, but don't RPG rounds weigh a few kilos? You'd need a pretty rigid spear to prevent it overbalancing in flight.
>>30143205
clearly they never watched blackhawk down
>>30143209
But you can change the rap rocket to be more balanced and aerodynamic. Pretty dope spear
>>30141267
>FUCKING BRILLIANT
>>30141267
My fucking sides
>>30142969
t. Pajeet
>>30143100
>is violent
>therefore is something only 12 yos edgelords would like
No.
The comics are great. Specially the MAX ones, not just because of the gore (because its quite amazing) but also because it devolves into the psychological profile and battle of Frank and why he does what he does.
But if you just wanna look at the gore and think "THERE IS NOTHING HERE BUT EDGY GORE!" then skip it. You wouldn't like it anyways
>>30124749
wat happen with his actually pants?
>>30143261
BUt then you may as well just make your own spear tips.
>>30143205
No you don't. Ask anyone who has been shot at before, they will all tell you it sounds different from what you think.
>>30132173
He did, as a matter of fact.
>>30143790
What's it sound like?
>>30143954
>implying he has any idea
>>30142742
RPG with a fucking dark souls tier greatbow? Does this sound as awesome to anyone else as it does to me?
>>30141267
Wtf. Google is racist? I'm dying either way
>>30136994
There's something about those brown eyes that makes them much better than the others.
Clip fed belt
>>30124196
>WARNING
>posts the image right underneath the warning
>doesn't spoiler the image
Thanks Police Scotland.
>>30139118
>keeping the watermark
>that filesize
>>30141267
Holy shit this is golden
How the fuck did this happen?
>>30144109
Probably the work of the same fuckstick who configured the results for searching "white american couple"
>>30144119
>related tags include 'Robber' and 'Black baby'
What the fuck
>>30144126
I hate
>>30131771
Oh shit someone saved my MSPaint doodle? Nice
>>30132294
It looks like something from a '90s commercial
>>30142869
>>30142876
>two posts for the joke to happen
What the fuck anon.
>>30130597
muh dick
>>30132452
I hope you see this, anon from yesterday
>>30131684
/k/ is leaking.
>>30137017
>>30144538
HOLY SHIT ITS REALLL
>>30130442
We'll anything else you build would be a silencer because WE'RE ALL DEAF
>>30144106
Damn just realised I mislabeled the Pm md 65 as a 63.
>>30139118
I think I used Myriad Pro
>>30144106
>>30144758
Double fixed, removed normie names and corrected Vektor R4.
>>30139698
>>30140868
>>30144801
What's the deal with the two AKS-74's?
>>30124571
>gunship.jpg
>>30143167
What about a ballista?
>>30143954
I've never been under fire, but I know people who have been and they all report that the movie/vidya sounds aren't really all that accurate, and that they had to be told they were under fire the first time it happened.
>>30133062
>This is no pump-a-rum
>>30145202
I have and though I can't tell you EXACTLY what sound EVERY bullet that came near me made, I can tell you that cracks were definitely heard.
>>30124571
- Sergei, I lost my legs in Donbass. How do I remove kebab now?
- You see, Ivan, if you attach a peestol to a plane, it will become of military use and you can remove kebab with it.
>>30145202
>>30145410
Also, I'm laughing at the fact that people had to be told that they were under fire for the first time.
>>30124196
This is real isnt it?
>>30124571
Awaiting a confirmed air to air kill with it
>>30125007
>worst army man finally has a purpose
>>30145092
The original had it I think, that or I misread the fuzzy pixels.
>>30144986
>>30144028
My brain reads it easily, but I cannot keep up if I read it aloud.
>>30145979
I have it memorized
>>30132958
It's because they might be interrupting Dr. Who. That's the most important factor in Britland
>>30124196
>gas rifle breaks skin
>ban CO2 cartridges
>pump rifle hurts someone
>ban all weaponized propellants
>aggressively moving air banned
>arrest anyone that talks
>arrest anyone that makes noise
>arrest anyone that breathes loudly
>must be 18 to inhale sharply
>stop the violence, maintain silence
>call for prayer allowed for tolerance
>>30146566
Thought crimes there are already things.
Britain needs to just be wiped out at this point.
>>30146614
4th Reich when
>>30145202
>>30145410
Like in ArmA?
>>30146645
With the "refugees", german nationalism should rise up soon enough.
Hail Hydra
>>30143003
>painbriner
You had one job....
