>2016
>anon still not joined the VDV
>mfw
what are your excuse???
>>30098634
I prefer my sodomy consensual thank you
>>30098709
this too
/k/ needs flags so i can filter eastern european posters
i'm not an unwashed slavic troglodyte
>>30098634
Homo rape is not my cup of tea really.
>>30098634
Paravatnik, please.
>>30098634
not a slavaboo
>>30098634
wish I could, I speak Russian but I'm an American.... rather not get treated like shit.
>>30098634
joining a foreign military is a felony in my country
>>30101277
Are you in Switzerland?
>>30101441
yes
>>30098634
Здpaвcтвyйтe, my name is Ken-Ivaninovich.
I’m a 27 year old American Vatnik (Putin fan for you Pindos). I draw Marxist icons and Stalinist images on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and posting superior Russian military on /k/. (PAK FA, S-400, Armata series)
I train with my Tokarev every day, this superior weapon can shoot clean through Abrams steel because it is forged in the ice of General Winter during the Great Patriotic War, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Russian fluently, both Northern and the Ukrainian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Russian history and their banya code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Russian visa, I am moving to Moscow to join the prestigious VDV to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a General for comrade Putin or a tank designer!
I own several ushanka and track suits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Russia, so I can fit in easier. I squat to my elders and seniors and speak Russian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Russia!
>>30101559
Mama Mia, that is some al dente pasta.
Seconds please.
>VYEH
>DEH
>VYEH
