What is the optimal food for a food fight?
I figure it is something that would be messy and basically explode sticky gooey bits on impact but maintain its integrity in-flight as a projectile.
For instance an apple or orange would be good for accuracy and distance but pretty low impact as far as destructive force. On the opposite end of the spectrum something like noodles in sauce or soup would have a pretty limited range and accuracy, but would be pretty high impact.
But there has to be something in the middle that combines the best of both worlds
Rock in the potato salad.
>>30092349
The humble Cream Pie surely is the best, if not the most iconic food fight ammunition
Perhaps mashed potatoes, assuming you don't mind getting your hands messy. Drier rather than wetter, so you can form it like a snowball.
>>30092349
>food fights
im only knowledgeable about cafeteria food fights
>turkey chunks and gravy (my favorite)
>rectangle pizzas(somtimes know as detroit style)
>milk cartons
>fruit cups
>green beans
>white people enchiladas
>AMPM style hamburgers
You know I ate pretty good at the school cafeteria. Dunno why everyone was bitchign about cafeteria food unless it was places full of nogs.
We used the little yellow plastic capsules from Kinder-Uberraschung filled with mashed potatoes/gravy.
Ghost pepper chili powder thrown as pocket sand at people's faces.
Kinder Überraschung with a stone in it
>>30092440
milk cartons seems p good
>>30092417
>that file name
Kek
It would be a burrito wrapped in tin foil, they are heavy and very throwable, but will splatter messily on impact
>>30092349
Spaghetti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuuofJtCVS8
>>30092349
>apple
>not a good impact
Bullshit, hit someone between the eyes with an apple and there will be damage.
>>30092349
I liked to Frisby disc mini pizzas into my enemies faces
>>30092581
I meant a food that will cause a cleanup problem, obviously getting pelted with an apple would suck
>>30092574
that just looked like boiling water
