Hey /k/, I just noticed my live is just guns,porn,and food. Can it get any better than this.
Hire a classy escort and snort some crack off her tits before you fuck her. Then you'll know.
Weed?
>>30084075
replace porn with videogames and you're a-ok
>>30084112
Why not both? (beaner music plays)
>>30084099
>snort some crack
>>30084145
Then inject an entire marijuana after
>>30084176
woah slow down bro, not an entire marijuan, that's how my friend died
Op i know this isnt the right board or even website for this but you should tottaly try shrooms.
Leave the guns at home and drive of to a pleasant secluded area, take only some clothes and some water. do some shrooms and Youll be tripping for 3-4 hours but afterwards youll know what you are gonna do
Bring a buddy to record you/take care of your keys etc
>>30084198
He should have stuck to smoking alcohols
>>30084219
Acid>Shrooms
>>30084260
agreed
>>30084308
Id reccomend acid as well but with acid your tripping for 10-12 hours.
Shrooms are natural and cheaper and better for gun owners
>>30084323
>acid your tripping for 10-12 hours
damn how much acid were you taking, i don't remember tripping for 12 hours
>>30084339
Lol u took bad acid
>>30084339
Yep, I have. Friend OD and sieze, I was trippin Hard in the ER room, white stars like sparklers from aligned panels each rapidly turning the rainbow of colors at the same time.
Good times.
>>30084130
porn causes erectile dysfunction after a while, and lowers your sex drive. it's also alot more addictive that vidya.
id rather be addicted to vidya than porn
>>30084399
What are you talking about. You can't of with real LSD. Look up thumbprinting and come back.
>>30085475
I dont think he meant his friend OD'd on LSD Just that he OD'd while he was on LSD
>>30084075
Yes, sex
>>30085488
I see. That is clearer now
>>30084075
Porn doesn't love you back. It creates unnecessary 'sexual incompatibility' between people due to creating and fueling fetishes. Watching porn is literally cuckolding because you are watching other people have sex while you masturbate. It causes erection dysfunction. It makes people unsatisfied with their sexual partners because they aren't as attractive as women in porn.
I'm not telling you to change your life, but please think about how porn may affect your life.
>>30084075
What kind of porn?
>>30084099
I have never had sex or kissed or anytjing like that. Should I hire a hooker?
It would be awkward as fuck.
>>30085511
DUBS CHEZH'd
Also OP if you love porn so much why dont you make porn? Or at least produce it
>>30085490
What does sex actually feel like compared to fapping?
What does kissing feel like?
Yes I am a loser, but I'd like to know so I can lie better when bros start talking about girls.
>>30085518
Are you me?
t. >>30085531
>>30085511
Quite literally all of these don't matter if you have no change with women anyway.
>>30085531
Fapping is like eating a big mac and fries. Tasty and satisfying (although a little shamefull) sex is like eating a perfectly cooked steak and potatoe.
Much better and requires a lot more work to do just right.
Maybe try with your bros before you do it with a girl?
Kissing a guy and kissing a girl gives you virtually the same feeling
>>30085559
Porn is usually what perpetuates the situation of sexually hopeless men. It makes people content with not really having sex.
If you cut out porn, an instant source of sexual gratification, you will starve the parts of your brain that want sex, and you will adapt to obtain legitimate sex with a real woman.
Also, if you rid yourself of any sex/masturbation and porn, you can 'reset' your fetishes, too. I can personally confirm that this worked for me. After 3 months of being a complete prude my femdom and anime fetishes went away.
>Can it get any better than this.
Sure, it can always get better. just like it can always get worse. but i'm pretty content with this.
I will caveat this by saying a good pipe with some quality hobbit leaf is pretty nice once in awhile.
>>30085563
You had me going til
>maybe try it with one of your bros
Nigga, you the epitome of retarded AND queer.
>>30085563
Kissing practice with dudes? She'll dig that for sure, good tip.
>>30085622
>Mfw some neckbeard takes anons advice and adapts by becoming a big sweaty rapist
>>30085796
I practised with my sister when I was 14 and she was 15.
>>30085647
This
Pipe tobacco can be a worthwhile hobby
>>30085531
Sex is like masturbating but much shorter and feels better.
But then you have an irritating cunt to deal with afterwards. Also it costs money where masturbating is free.
Single life for me. Women are for fucking hands are for working.
Theres enough whores for everyone you just gotta pretend you are confident and charming.
also lift.
>>30086348
>confident and charming
I am that with everything but wooing girls. I can talk to girsl just fine and shit, but wouldn't ask one out even in my wildest dreams. Cannot think of a more scary thing than to ask a girl out / approach her with sex in mind etc.
Shit is kinda fucked because that is the only thing I am scared of and am not confident with. I am capable of doing some really fucked up and dangerous shit, as a hobby and professionally, without hesitation but I'd rather stick a knife in my chest than ask the qt cashier out. It's like all my fears and lack of confidence just piled on one area, and that is getting girls.
Oh well, you get used to being lonely after a while.
Staying low on the end of Maslow-memeamide my fellow S.T.A.L./K/.E.R?
>>30086460
I was the same way. What helped me was a slut that was super into me and helped me remove my shell.
Since then I've been more willing but its still terrifying.
Its always gonna be scary dude. Same with job interviews and seeing really old friends / family and shit like that.
You just gotta do it. Eventually you'll want the companionship bad enough. Tbh I was spouting some memes but women are pretty good at fucking AND cuddling and are pretty useful if you pick the tight one.
You dont approach them with sex in mind. You get to know one, evaluate, ask on date, do the date. Usually women are more into you then they let on and are waiting for YOU.
>>30086590
I quit trying two years ago. Well to be honest I never really tried, so I guess I lost my hope two years ago.
A girl I was driving with (I was taking her to her home from a party) asked me if I wanted to come in for some late night coffee. I said no. Because I was scared shitless. That's when I realised I should just drop hope.
At least by accepting my fate I can put my energy on things that I'm good at.
I'm thinking that if I ever got even a kiss I'd feel even shittier as then I'd know what I've missed out on.
>>30086335
>Pipe tobacco can be a worthwhile hobby
Boy howdy.
>>30084198
My sisters boyfriend smoked weed and had sex and blood came out his ears and now he has a hearing aid and a bald patch beside his ear from the surgery scar.
the marijuana upped his bloodpressure and be popped little veins all through his eyeballs and inner ear.
It filled up pm one side and because of the pressure difference his eardrum ripped.
He still bleeds tears.
Don't smoke weed it is really bad.
If you see your eyes going red get to a hospital before you loose your hearing or sense of smell
>>30088453
Opiates are ok though. Though you may get a poop fetish or turn gay.
>>30086811
Try smoking it . It is like Viagra if you smoke with parsley and microwaved banana peel scraping.. Makes your balls huge about an hour after though. Huge like I tried it and my balls were like tennis balls in an assault sack and I had a hard on for 12 hours.
>>30084500
This desu seen it first hand
>tfw friend is literally addicted to porn.
>he's a physics major
>spends more time on porn than homework, despite being a massive tryhard
>literally dropped a class because he got so behind in labs
>doesn't sleep at all, except during class,comes home once a week, the rest spent in the lab
>still has a 4.0
Love the guy and he's a literal genius, but he's gonna die from this shit one of these days.
>>30084075
Sex if you want it , but I would not suggest you getting a girlfriend or wife if you just want sex.
>>30085511
What if you don't want to have a sexual partner because you were raped by a close female friend when you were 20 years old and you are mentally damaged by the experience and feel uncomfortable being intimate with women , yet still lust after them and use pornography as a release.
Still not feeling any want for a relationship with a woman due to a deep mistrust and fear.
>>30085511
t. Anon who broke his dick jacking off too much, and now has an axe to grind
Porn is sweet, dude. Nothing gets a girl going more than showing her exactly what you want to try, then doing it.
Enjoy your missionary with the occasional blowjob, plebian.
>>30084075
motorcycles
>>30086335
how hard is it not to get addicted?
is there any guide to help a newbie pick the good stuff?
>>30089236
Yes this.
Guns and motorbikes go together like pizza & beer.
>>30088651
R u gay?
>>30089236
Agreed.
>>30089279
I wish.
But no.
I hope you never get violated as I was , being raped was fucked , it destroyed my 20's.
Now I'm 32 and can't get close to women.
>>30089256
>how hard is it not to get addicted?
Moderation keeps you from getting addicted.
it helps that the tobaccos made for pipes aren't usually filled with the additives that cigarettes are chocked full of. But one of the main reasons most people don't get hooked on it like cigarettes is because you can't take 20 3 minute smoke breaks during work hours.
>is there any guide to help a newbie pick the good stuff?
Youtube. until hiro senpai makes a /sin/ board i doubt you'll see any good text guides.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLF038D14740357930
This guy makes good videos, though his more political orientated videos aren't his best.
>>30088588
Holy fug, I just thought it was something people with a puritanical streak used to make people feel bad for having a sex drive, I wasn't aware people took it to the point of flirting with ruination.
>>30084075
Read some good literature/philosophy. You've handled the physical aspect of your life, now work on the metaphysical.
>>30084100
Weed is for losers and 14 year old losers, honestly.
>>30086312
That's pretty hot to be honest family.
>>30084075
Go in the woods.
Bring some rope.
Find a doe.
Know your role.
>>30086312
Story?
>>30085974
Kek
>>30090887
We stole booze from our uncle, mixed it with soda and drank. Neither of us had ever kissed so we decided to try it out. It was awkward as fuck at first but we got the hang of it pretty fast.
Did it a couple of times. We also went a bit futher but never had actual sex as in penetration.
Just foolish kids doing foolish stuff. I got a gf when I was 17 and didn't mess around with her after that.
A few years back we did kiss on New Years Eve and I got the feeling there might be something there, but neither of us had the courage to go for it. It's better this way.
Other than that our relationship is normal. Don't see each other too often, as we live pretty far apart.
>>30084075
> pack custom 12ga rounds
> fill with confetti and the sound maker from those little paper whistles
> fire at Jamal
> *boom* *wheeeeeeeee*
> confetti showers him
> he laughs
> the next round is 00 buckshot
At least he'll die amused.
>>30084099
>crack
>nigger cocaine
>>30089304
>>30089256
420chan has a tobacco board
>>30089236
As long as you keep your faggoty toys in the dirt where they belong, yes
>>30092336
Unsure why you are butthurt over fun bikes.
>>30092489
Bikefags are the biggest assholes on the road
They get in so many accidents that it sparked the "look twice" campaign because they drive like maniacs and refuse to adhere to the law
>>30092503
I don't live in a city , so I don't have the same first world problems.
>>30092511
Indeed
I wish I lived more innawoods where I could go shooting whenever I wanted for free
Speaking of OPs pic related, how legal are these to discharge on your own property in nofun states?
I highly doubt they meet the legal definition of "live ammunition".
>>30092336
sorry bro, that one is street legal.
I mostly ride it from the house to the trails and back though. It's a little slow to go on any real trip.
my street bike is dirt-capable too. it's always nice to have options
>>30092503
carfags are the biggest assholes on the road
they often don't look once, let alone twice.
>>30084260
Vaporizing alcohol can seriously kill you.
it goes straight into your bloodstream from your lungs and you can't vomit it out.
if you don't be careful with it you will get alcohol poisoning.
