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For you
It's mine proof
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>>30081217
It's damn near nuke proof
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>>30081217
>>30081247
What about the windows tho
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>>30081213

Bet it smells like wet coon in that motherfucker.
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>>30081264

Pretty sure they could take direct hits from any caliber you care to mention.
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>>30081288
20mm with tungsten penetrator shot out of a home built rifle
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>>30081213
mi-28
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>>30081288
Arnt most attacks on VIP cars done with EFPs anyway?
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>>30081264
They are multiple inches thick of layered glass and plastic and can withstand multiple shots of 50 cal.
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>>30081333
That's why they don't publish schedules.

Can't afford to give people time to set up an ambush.
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>>30081333
They travel with jammers and there's always three limos
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>>30081562
EFPs are explosively formed projectiles. You're thinking of EMPs retard
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>>30081576
I think you may be the retard here if you've never heard of CIED jamming my friend.
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>>30081213
Door's pretty thick like a bank vault.
>>30081288
>Pretty sure they could take direct hits from any caliber you care to mention.
Nah just use a LAW or RPG and it's pretty much toast.
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If I was president. I would just go around in a normal Tesla Model X.

Because if I need armored cars. I must be doing something wrong.
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>>30081593
You can't jam pressure plates or direct ignition friendo. Aka the most common methods of initiation.
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>>30081576
Nevermind that anon was clearly talking about a phone/remote triggered EFP.

How do you use a jammer on an emp?
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>>30081642
Plus bio weapon defense mode.
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>>30081642
No matter which president you look at in US history, there will always be people who didn't like them.
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It that limo indestructible?
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>>30081642
You can never make everyone happy anon.
And like any developed country, components to make potent weapons are freely available.
From there it only takes one guy with some motivation to fuck up your Prius and your face.

>Although that's just ignoring that to get there you most likely already fucked over enough people to make the OPs door look to small.

>>30081694
Nothing that's solid is shockwave proof anon.
It just takes a big enough blast to make jelly with whats inside.
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>>30081642
I highly doubt you will ever have to worry about that.
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for you
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The Beast!
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>>30081732
>so the driver can pay a toll
when would that ever happen
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>>30081732
Fucking 8 mpg
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>>30081732

>The Beast

Shame it was wasted on a nigger though, tbqbh phamalam
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>>30081789
The only reason it was built because they thought some racist was going to snipe him.

I wonder why.
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>>30081732
>£300k
Yeah sure.
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>>30081789
edgy
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>>30081576
>EFPs
explosively formed PENETRATOR
you fucking genius
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>>30081732
The Donald Trump version.
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>>30081799
Why did you put wheels on your rifle, anon?
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>>30081799
getting close enough to any section of the presidents route with something like that is literally impossible.

Anything and everything 1000 yards is couted before any movement and god knows how many men are on watch the entire time.

The only time a presidential candidate visited my small town was in early 1990s. I vaguely remember it since I was born in 1986 but we were going to my grandmas and my dad kept pointing out all the snipers ontop of buildings. The entire way through town there were secret service guys on watch. Apparently, a couple of kids got injured(shot, or whatever) because they were in an old old school that had a bell tower they climbed up.
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>>30081841
its huge and a museum pice
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>>30081627
There might be a hollow space inside that door. Like slat armor, the outer layer sets off the penetrator some distance from the inner armor layer.

Details most certainly classified.
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>>30081835
Why doesn't the military invest in cars like these? America, please turn your marines into warboys
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>>30081811
That's like $500k USD anon. Cadillacs aren't that expensive at all compared to something like a Bentley, the base car probably cost all of $70k if that since they were just going to rip everything out and wouldn't bother with a high trim. That leaves over $400k to do the remodel.
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>>30081300
The company that build that said the windows can take multiple hits of 20x102mm I think, I'll google it to make sure I'm not talking out my ass. The bottom is supposedly mineproof up to and including a buried 155mm HE. I've also read that AC system in the car is actually an NBC system and that it has its own backup oxygen system. Like I said though, I might be talking out my ass.
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>>30081213
lmao
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>>30081732
>president's chauffeur
>trained by CIA
wat
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>>30081706
That's not true, there is a patent floating around from Boeing about a force field. By utilizing microwaves and an emf the pressure changes nullify the force of an impact. I'll have to look for it because it was really interesting. Id wager the presidents vehicle has something of that nature.
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>>30082245
>Through the application of electromagnetic power, the metal hull of the ship can be made several orders of magnitude harder than it is in its non-polarized state

From star trek, but it's based on current tech. that we have now.
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>>30081659
Not him, but in Afghanistan the Taliban began using IR laser trips set to a timer to blast specific vehicles if they knew a high value target was moving. Usually used against Afghani higher-ups that wouldn't play ball with the Taliban.

Anyway, they would scout routes out and anyone with a large escort would be selected for further study. A military convoy with a civilian vehicle in the middle of it? Pick that one. Study it, and see how they organize the convoy. Say for example the civilian vehicle is always vehicle number 4 in the line. Watch the convoy pass back and forth a few times and get the average time it takes the lead vehicle to cross a designated point, to the time it takes the desired target vehicle to cross the same point.

Set your EFP at a desired location, like a drain pipe or a dugout wall. You can place your IR laser on top of the EFP and set the fuse to a delay for the time you found. Convoy rolls up, shit blows up, electronics from the laser and EFP go with it all in one go.

This kind of thing made it hard to trade the electronics back to any known or discovered bomb makers because the shitty home built boards were toasted in the explosion.

Jammers help fuck with cell phone and other remote det shit, and things like the RHINO help fuck with lasers and IR triggers, even if it just offsets the timing slightly. EFP explosions that are poorly timed often don't fuck anything vital.
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>>30082273
Yeah, what I read said that sensors would detect the likely force of impact and emit a microwave first and then a emf to disrupt the force.
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>>30082245
I've seen his motorcade, and no, no special forcefield. Just a hell of a lot of armor
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>>30081732
>top speed 60mph
fucking lol
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>>30082169
Ok but the beast is at least a couple M mate. Even a basic ballistic armor will set you back something like 150K.
The Mercedes s600 pullman is something like 600K and you can't compare with this one.
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You only need like 2 or 3 inches of RHA to protect against up to 30mm AP rounds.

That door is a hell of a lot thicker than 3 inches and I would bet it isn't just steel.
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>>30081213
4 u
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>>30082318
>0-60mph: 15secs
>eight miles / gallon
i want to know its weight in 1000x tons
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>>30082273
>>30082245
Looks like its based on a field of plasma formed at the instance of the explosion to dissipate the shockwave.

Heres the patent if you want too look up more
http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=8981261.PN.&OS=PN/8981261&RS=PN/8981261
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>>30081276
/thread
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>>30081835
we need to petition this
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>>30082086
should have gotten a PONTIAC
Poor
Old
Nigger
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac
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>>30082226
> that wonderful picture
thank you cheese anon
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>>30081732

>that price tag

Why doesn't the military just buy and use a ton of these instead of million dollar jeeps?
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>>30083516

Pontiac made a lot of nice classics, man. Fucking chill.

Plus that acronym is stupid, more whites drive pontiacs than blacks.
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>>30081851
>things that didn't happen
I was working in a building they drove past. Didn't look at our shit or anything. I was outside having a cigarette and they drove by fast but no snipers or anything retarded. Just a cops escort and fast driving.
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>>30081213
All that to protect that piece of shit. What a waste.
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>>30081642
Same, but I'd rather ride or drive in either a fancy truck, SUV, or a modern luxury car.

Better yet, I'd rather drive it.
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>>30081835
It even has a harpoon to keep the feminists at bay! The Don has it all.
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>>30082169
I don't think their is a base car.
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>>30081213
Says a lot about the mindset of the passenger, don't it?
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>>30085915
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_presidential_assassination_attempts_and_plots
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>>30085981
...yet they still want the job.
Says a lot about the mindset of the passenger, don't it?
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>>30082226
>leaving out gjetost
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I'm having a party the day someone puts a round through his head
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>>30086048

lol keep backtracking senpai.
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>>30084617
Million dollar jeeps? Are you retarded?
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>>30086084
>le obama iz worst presidoont meme
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>>30081213
>>30081732

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BvABn7L_So
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>>30086084
Hillary would too.

It'd mean the election gets handed to her on a silver platter.
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>>30081213
use an EFP on it
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>>30081781

I agree. Not worthy. President should just ride around in an Abrams for the more 'murrican fuel economy.
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>>30081903
>Not making that your EDC

Pussy
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>>30081732
>tyres
Christ on sale, britbongs. you invent the english language but you fuck it up that badly? Did they speech-to-text these entries with their yuck-ass teeth?
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>>30086353
>ALOOMINUM
Americans.

American's took the words their teacher said "spell it like it sounds" far too literally.

>noteven bong
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>>30086089
I think you mis-spelled "restating", senpai.
Many different mindsets to learn here besides your own.
Please do not assume mine to be confrontational.
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>>30086373
And I suppose adding a fucking "I" to the word (see 'Aluminium') is perfectly fucking fine then? Are we just making up how words work now? Fine, all denizens of Europe are now called "Neogroes" except its is pronounced thusly...
>T̵̳̞̦̬̱̲̘̮͙͈ͥͯͣͣ̂͐͐̎ͩ͘͡͞r̷̖͇̪̦̖͍̼̳͛̔ͯͩ̊ͪͦ̆̀͜i̴̡ͪ̈̽̊͑͛̈͗ͨ̎̒ͦͪ́͏̜̫͎͖̹͍̝̺̯̜͉̯̗̰̼͓p͍͎̖͉̥ͧͭͭ͒̐̋̇̊̿ͨ͗͝͠l̷̵̹̟̰̳̲̜͛̑͌ͯͭ́̓͗͛ͤ̋ͮ̈́͐ē̶̶̱̹̬̟̫̼̺ͬͦͯ͂͆ͬ̇ͦ́͝-̷ͤͦͨ͗̽́̾̽̐̉̆͛͛ͫ̌ͬ̏̌͘҉̫̯̮̯̱̪͚̯̱̪̯͕͕̟N̸̴̨͇̜̝̲̯͕̦̫̝̪̲͓ͥ̉̐ͪ̕͠i̸ͧͪͣ͂͏̳̮̜̻͈̯̰̤͘g̴̶̸̣͇̣̼͇̙̗̥̳͌͊ͬͥ́͜gͨ̄̍̎ͣ̍͆̑́̉̑̚̚͏̵̢̹̘̯͔e̶̢̡̛͙̦͔̜͚̟̦͔̟̺̳͍̋ͣ̉̅̀ͣ̀̉ͫ̚͜ͅr̛͈̭̦̟̜̳͛̎ͪ͊̃̎́̀̚͟ͅ
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>>30081789
>obama is the first president to have an armored car
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>>30081806
kek
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>>30086413
Yes, because the word is said Al-you-min-e-um
so it is spelled as such, the "i" isn't silent.

American's just can't talk properly and say the "i" without sounding like they're chewing marbles.

Just the same as any other ium:
Magnesium.
or Radium

NONE ARE SAID
>Magnesioom
>Radioom

yet yanky doodles say:
"Aluminoom"
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>>30086373
AL LOOOM MIN- EE UHMM

Fucking retarded. The man who discovered aluminum called it aluminum. Ah-lum-min-um not al-loo-min-ee-um. You fucking faggots can't do anything right, not even the fucking language you invented.

Go import some Muslims to come fuck your miserable race into extinction, maybe they'll come up with a fancier way of renaming shit. Alluackbariminium or something. Ignorant faggot.
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I wonder if that anon with the PaK 43 (I think) AT cannon could make a dent?
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Why are my /k/ommandos being more racist than usual?
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>>30086212

That's what /k/ called them....

I think the arty it towed cost half though.

Either way, the price on that limo seems very low.
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>>30086491
Mmmmmm-u-ri-cuh
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>>30086373

Isn't English SUPPOSED to be a phonetic language??

Our language is broken as fuck.

>chaos
>pronounced "kay-oss"
>not "cha-ow-os"

Fuck this. I hate this place.
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In-duh-muh-reeeeeeeeen-sah
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>>30086491
kek

Fuck sake Hoss,
https://www.morewords.com/ends-with/ium/

guess we ought to remove "ALOOMINUM" from this list then, any others we're all sayi
ng wrong but you are saying right?

Aluminium-alloy had already been found by a GUESS WHAT
A BRITBONG

and aluminium was only isolated by a Dutch man, who would ALSO have said AL-YOU-MIN-E-UM


>>30086565
it was originally brought as written text.
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>>30086559
Ah-muhr-ah-kkkah

>>30086565
'Chuh-ass-ohss' is how you say 'chaos' fucking 'ch' is a 'chuh' sound like 'chedder' 'chuh-dur' you illiterate.
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>>30081835

It's even oversized so everyone knows he's compensating, too. I wonder if it comes in orange
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>>30086585
A LU MIN NUM.

You degenerates don't have a single aluminum refinery in your entire country. You don't get to fucking say how it's pronounced.
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>>30086624
You think Obama is packin' BBC?

is that a secret WMD we haven't been told about?
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>>30086585
>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/aluminum#cite_note-1
>Named in 1812 by British chemist Sir Humphry Davy who discovered it, after the earlier 1807 New Latin form alumium.[1]

AlOOminUM that's the sound of merican'ts being right you pedantic scat twat
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>>30086706
>We must say all things as they are written in Latin!
>Even though that's why the English language exists
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>>30086729
>oh god I'm so wrong, I'm so fucking wrong!
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>>30086338

This is actually an underrated idea.

The "presidential tank"....

I totally approve
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>>30086752
it was adapted to Aluminium to fit in with all other metals and materials listed under IUM.

Aluminum = latin
Aluminium = Adaptation for consistency.

I still maintain Aluminium is best as it fits with every other "ium"


but much like your imperial measurement system, you'll always go against the grain.
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>>30086084
Careful with that edge friend, you might cut yourself
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>>30081288
Didn't Jack baur get into one of those
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>>30082226
Efp should work
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>>30082226
WHERE'S THE GODDAMNED MOZZARELLA
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>>30084617
this thing can't offroad, like at all.
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>>30081213

You think if that secret service agent tripped and closed it on him it would squish him like a ketchup packet in a mousetrap?
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>>30082036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J-uKNb6TaI
Spaced armor is overrated. Most times it actually enhances penetration since the jet is allowed more space to reshape itself into the most efficient form for punching through armor. It only makes sense if the armor also presents resistance early on while the jet is still forming itself instead of just triggering the piezo fuze.
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>>30087708
reptilian status:
CONFIRMED
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>>30086706
>>30086729

The modern English accent is a product of the 19th century when their Germanic royal family did a grand tour of Europe and came back with a pretentious made up affectation of an accent, which the aristocracy proceeded to emulate because shit the royals are doing it, which in turn the English intellectuals and merchant class then emulated since they all wanted to be aristocrats.

Before that the English pronounced things more like Americans and before that they pronounced things like William Shakespeare and before that they pronounced things like Normans and before that they pronounced things like Saxons and before that they pronounced things like Romans and before that they wore antlers on their heads and worshiped the trees.
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>>30087708
Don't tease me anon.
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>>30081288
But what about a .45
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>>30081288
?
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w2c that cadillac?
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>>30081276
Kek
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>>30086828
It was adapted by a buncha unrelated limey fucks who disrespected the original BRITISH discoverer who named it rightfully as aluminum.

In America and in most of the world, the creator or founder normally decides the name of their creation, not a buncha pretentious assholes who didn't contribute to said achievements.

You should be ashamed of yourself, if you don't give a shit about ingenuity and scientific discoveries then go fuck off to china where they fuck over intellectual property creators all the time.
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>>30081732
>bottles of presidents blood kept on board in case he needs an emergency transfusion

wonder how long it took to get all that blood
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>>30085915
>>30086048
>Says a lot about the mindset of the passenger, don't it?
...that they don't want to die? You stupid fuckwagon.
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>>30084760
It's gonna be an even bigger waste with Donald sitting in it...
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>>30087996
Bannable post
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>>30084760
>any president post-Kennedy
>worth it
Last good President we had.
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>>30088007
Bond pls...
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>>30087996
>It's gonna be an even bigger waste with Donald sitting in it
at least you've accepted the inevitable
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>>30081562
If you are going to kill POTUS with a EFP you likely aren't going to rely on a infrared detector to set off the explosion. You can't jam a wire.
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>>30084753
Depends on where they are, W. came to my family's ranch to go mountain biking and they had snipers everywhere.
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>>30087563

it's water buffalo cheese, you fucking retard
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>>30082226
thanks for the image
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>>30082428
the base car there is like 200k. learn to fucking read
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>>30082305

Are you the military advisor they used for Hurt Locker?
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>>30081213
Why is nobody talking about the fat fuck security guy who is struggling to hold open the vault door for president nignog?
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>>30087753
>So much bullshit
>Such a little post

Received Pronounciation is based an old south english accent

The american accent sounds like one of the many english accents in the west of the country. 16th century London english (Shakesperian) was not common to the american accent

England alone has more distinct accents then you can throw a brick at. Literally one for every village. All of which sound very different.
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>>30088025
yeah, you're gonna be able to set up a trip wire on the potus' route. sure.
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>>30087753
>>30088144

>England alone has more distinct accents then you can throw a brick at. Literally one for every village. All of which sound very different.

Yes, I'm familiar with those accents and the same pretentious English faggots who mock American accents mock their accents as well.

All English newscasters and scientists, most celebrities and most politicians all sport the same pretentious accent and its because English society dictates that anyone cultured should be emulating the aristocrats and that's what they've been doing for centuries.
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>>30081213
I think the only way to blow it up would to randomly place charges on the street its going to and hope to alah it goes over one.
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>>30088149

You realize he's talking fly by wire, right?

ATGM style.
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>>30088188
>All English newscasters and scientists, most celebrities and most politicians all sport the same pretentious accent and its because English society dictates that anyone cultured should be emulating the aristocrats and that's what they've been doing for centuries.

god you're a fucking idiot.

RE was used because it was decided upon as the standard dialect so EVERYONE in the empire could understand it. half of those regional accents make almost no fucking sense at all when you first hear them. RE was adopted by the BBC in order that the ENTIRE EMPIRE would have a chance of actually understanding their broadcasts rather than having william scumblethorpe from shropshiredowns billingtondooby come on the radio saying 'meer de'well down on the riverstixypooble done did a gollyloobing trill.' so you know fuck all.

the most common accent you'll get these days is a southern middle class accent. which is not RE, a dialect only spoken by an increasingly shrinking minority of the southern aristocracy and upper middle class. this is happening in the same way that the american general accent or whatever is it called is becoming more and more prevalent in the us.

so fuck off and take your bullshit with you. you're nothing other than wrong you stupid cunt.
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>>30088320
That's not obvious and that's as stupid, because you'll have to stay in vicinity, in fact maintain line of sight. You'd be lucky as fuck to even get into position before the Secret Service butchered your dumb ass.

Has anyone here even read what goes into prepping for a POTUS visit?
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>>30081213
>nothing that there fawdy five cant handle
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>>30088436

You seem upset friend.

I think you're taking this image board about Chinese cartoon characters a little too seriously.
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>>30081213
No Vogues?
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>>30082226
>pantysgawn
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>>30086491
>Alluackbariminium
Kektastic
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>>30088436
>the most common accent you'll get these days is a southern middle class accent.
>not thick muslim attempt at english
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>>30081213
For whom?
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>>30081288
>Obama is going state to state in order to attempt to enact stricter guns laws as part of his "legacy"
>Goes to Virginia to campaign
>Going down the street in his car
>All of a sudden, a huge BANG is heard and the window implodes
>Some Slav fucker with a PTRD is shot at the car
>Everyone within a mile has lost their hearing
>Obama and everyone in the car has been made into a human/air suspension
>The muzzle brake destroys the building the shooter is in
>Obama's flag pin is found in Paris

thank God for the PTRD
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>>30088015
Bullshit Gerald Ford was pretty damned good, certainly the best 1 term prez this century. Kennedy is chronically overrated because he was young and got domed
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>>30088436
/scribbles note
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>>30082036
No, they would use a CIWS system light-years ahead of the shit they put on our APC's. If I had to guess, it's some tight-beam microwave emitter system mounted on all four corners of the limo, hopefully with multiple backup emitters and overlapping fields of fire. I'm sure the limo is also honeycombed with all sorts of heavy-duty goodies to protect the fleshbag inside.

If they were smart, they would also run a broad-frequency radio emitter to cycle through all available levels (useful for radio jamming and to prematurely detonate any IED's). Best part of that system; it's totally quiet, you'd never see it on a radio scanner unless you knew what your were looking for.

But they're biggest advantage is OPSEC. Keeping the big guy's schedule secure all the time really eliminates the need for much of the protective equipment.
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>>30081732
>bottles of president's blood kept on board if he needs an emergency transfusion
: |
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>>30086642

South African fag here, we have AL UH MIN E UM smelters here.

You're literally the only country in the world who can't say Aluminium properly.
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>>30089751
a ptrd would not penetrate
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>>30090154
It does not penetrate targets, it destroys them.
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>>30087932
>>30089996
the bongs meant his blood TYPE, not HIS blood
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RPG
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>>30081288
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>>30081835
WITNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>30081288
i dont think so
>800mm AP
>7100kg
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>>30086259
Carter was actually the worst, followed by Wilson and Johnson. And the last two only get passes because they are far older. Anyway he's bungled every aspect of foreign policy point I can think of and created the vitriolic situation we have now domestically. Definitely not the worst, but pretty bad
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>>30086479
Um. Aluminium is literally spelled without the last "I" in the US you retard
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>>30086565
Its a Germanic language transcribed into a different alphabet by Latin speaking priests which then had large influxes of Nordic and French words.

It should not surprise you its a clusterfuck.
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>>30088188
>Scientists

They don't have classes at university to train science students to speak in RP you moron.
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>>30081835
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>>30087708
That webm is plausible.
>be at convention 10 years ago
>cosplay as halo dude
>put effort into armor
>get mobbed
>do the same action pose dozens of times
>tell kids to stay in school
>drink beer with Duke Nukem & Goku

Good times.
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>>30081642

Ill make sure to run as your vice president.
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>>30081642
Yeah enjoy your 2 mile range faggot.
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>>30086479
actually u is pronounced oo in latin
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>>30086479
>>Magnesioom
>>Radioom
my sides
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>>30081642
>Because if I need armored cars. I must be doing something wrong.

good one
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>>30086373
>American's took the words their teacher said "spell it like it sounds" far too literally.
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>>30087708
Who's this fag?
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>>30090002
Ausfag here.
Can confirm.
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>>30086295
Hillary will be lucky to stay out of prison by the time this is over. The Democrats are in full implosion right now.

If Obama got assassinated it would be a godsend for the Dems because then they could have President Biden to nominate and a wave of popular support to ride on. There's no other way they could salvage this election.
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>>30086646
I think Michelle is packing because she's a tranny
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>>30081276
god damn anon..
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>>30084639
thats because the blacks pooled all their food stamps to go in on an escalade together
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>>30092397
not until after the election, dude. what fucking country are you actually from? obama wont let USDOJ roll over hillary.
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>>30090474
I only recently realized how much of a fuck up Obama is. Ya know how China is basically buying all of Africa for those sweet rare earths, well that could have been OURS.

The entire continent was dancing in the streets when he got elected in 2008. And Obama goes over there and gives a speech in front of the African Union, with the whole world watching, and lectures them about being nice to women and faggots. Pissed off 1 billion Africans in a single afternoon. His arrogance and incompetence is astounding.
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>>30088007

/pol/ git out.
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>>30086479
How the fuck do you pronounce illuminate? Or the spell Lumos from fucking harry potter you autistic fuck.
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>>30081213
>a fucking cadillac
>>30081744
Gotta pay for the communism.
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>>30095058
>my english is the only correct one
Lawl
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>>30088457
Fucking whores and passing out in hallways mostly.
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>>30088096
>rekt
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>>30082226

> Fleur du maquis on the chart

almost shed a tear of proudness
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how would this thing fare against pic related?
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>>30081642
>Tesla
>>>/lgbt/
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>>30081213
It can handle just about anything except the vacuum of space.
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>>30086066
Truth
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Hey faggots. The guys at the FBI aren't lying, you people are dumb.

Off to warm up the 'party van'. See some of you soon.
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>>30082226
>that wonderful and informative picture

Thank you /k/omrade!
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>>30081642
This. Only tyrants use armored cars in national territory.
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OP confirmed for dual posting redditor
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>>30081288
152mm APFSDS
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>>30081322
look at the hydraulic actuation assembly. what a beaut
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>>30081213
countermeasures
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>>30096307
>old badge
>no CAC
Fuck off
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>>30081642
>T. President Garfield
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>>30081288
I'm pretty sure it couldn't beat a five inch gun.
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>>30086286
I wonder what trump's presidential limo will look like...
Maybe a gold plated stretch hummer
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>>30088436
>rather than having william scumblethorpe from shropshiredowns billingtondooby come on the radio saying 'meer de'well down on the riverstixypooble done did a gollyloobing trill.'
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>>30081276
>Mfw trump burns/nukes it for an Escalade limo.
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