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What is the best pupper breed to operate with in SHTF mode?
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What is the best pupper breed to operate with in SHTF mode?
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>>30076270
Old English Sheepdog
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>>30076270
the dog breeder's art peaked with the schnauzer
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>>30076270
Hey, I have one of those.

She's pretty cool. She still gets scared by loud noises though. Try as I might, I can't wean her on it.
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>Blue heeler.
Yes OP. I give you the title of "Not a faggot"
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>>30076347
keep the yard safe, pupper
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>>30076270
All dogs are beautiful desu
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>>30076347
keep the yard safe, pupper
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Already got mine. Generic but she will do. She can wear a pretty big pack too for those extra gats/supplies.
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>>30076270
My Blue Heeler just died last week...
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>>30076270

pretty much anything with shepherd, setter, or collie in the name in the name
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>>30076707
Aww I'm sorry to hear that man.
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>>30076270
Belgian Malinois
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For optimum rat killing, enemy identifying, and morale boosting.
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>>30076392
Except chihuahuas.

>>30076707
Go straight out and get another one. It's the only cure.
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>>30076707
Damn, anon, I feel for you.
Have some pics of mine to convince you to get another.
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>>30076707
>my doggo is already 7-8
>average lifespan for her breed is 10-18 years

S-she's healthy so at least there's hope.
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>>30076707
>>30076784
I'll join in with more of mine, then.
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>>30076784
This one looked just like him...
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i will into blue heeler when my pupper passes
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>>30076714
This, something intelligent. Malinois is included since it's sometimes called a Belgian Shepherd. Aussie shepherds are insanely smart.
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>>30076843
Didn't you just get him, though?
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>>30076856
yeah she just turned 1. left is mom dogger
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>>30076347
Keep the yard safe pupper
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>tfw want a Blue Heeler when I own a house with a nice yard
>tfw I want to name her Straya
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>>30076849
All border collie breeds are. Not dog smart, but little-kid smart. They spoil you. Whatever you do is a game, and they play with you and off you.

The only other dogs I've ever personally met with that little-kid spark of intelligence were Black Labs and a very few Dobermanns.
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>>30076816
I shall continue posting happy battle buddy pictures.
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>>30076896
Goddamnit, It was rotated.
>>30076820
Maybe our heelers were related :,|
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>>30076934
Gotta keep up pics of battle buddy.
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>>30076971
Why do they go full retard and randomly rotate?
Oh well.
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>>30076332
Schnauzers are god-tier doggos
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>>30076849

Aussie's might be too smart. Crafty little fuckers.
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>>30076270
Rhodesian Ridgeback. Literally almost no genetic health problems.
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>>30076270

a mutt

> less inbred
> less health problems
> unique
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>>30076893
>black labs
Labs and retrievers are the retards of the dog world, the smart one you met was the exception
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will have to do with smaller cousins until someone makes a domesticated mountain lion.
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If I had to choose I'd probably go with some kind of mutt with gsd or mallinois genes and some other athletic/smart breed like a collie
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>>30077033
My little sister has an aussie that she has not trained or worked with whatsoever. The fucker will fetch, sit, and all sorts of other shit, just by his own volition.

My GSD, Stuka, however, is the only dog I've seen that will sit and stay on command as I put her food down. She also went into operator mode once when some coyotes started baying across the road from my in-law's place. Stuck inbetween my legs on high alert as I walked to the fence with my pistol.

>>30076893
Most collies I've met were very smart (not on par with aussies though) but one was one of the biggest dumbasses I've ever met, and I have friends with Danes and Rhodesian Ridgebacks. Also most labs I've met were morons, although their drive to please makes them very trainable.
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>>30077071
As much as I want to argue with you, I can't help but look at the big, alligator headed, black furry rug looking at me dead in the eyes with a big goofy grin while banging his tail against the floor.

They are loving, but retarded most of the time. The good thing is they know when they are being stupid.
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>>30076714

A lot of setters have a fuck tonne of genetic problems.
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>>30077175

>sit and wait for food

my red dog will do that

>operator pupper with innate remove coyote programming

thats badass

one of my girls that passed away had an extraordinary vocabulary, she knew all her toys by name (go get the white goat, etc.) also had a great herding instinct, you could tell her to go find (family member) and she'd go find them in the house and bark at them, try to get them to come where I was. Great fucking dog.

The two in the pic I posted higher up are bright too. The reddish one is very calm, very nice, scared of thunder and all that. The black one is a monster, always stealing food, getting into shit, she's smart - too smart, she knows if she doesn't do what I say there won't be any real repercussions.

>spray me with water idgaf

shock collar doesnt even work on her. she's starting to calm down a bit at least.
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>>30076347
Keep the yard safe, pupper
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>>30077071
Can confirm that Retrievers are dumb, but they're so damn happy and goofy that I can't help to love my big goofball
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>>30076856
2cute4me
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>>30077042
This my nigga. Lion-fighting, loyal to death
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>>30076270
Mutts over 70lbs
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blue tick > blue heeler
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>>30077042

>almost no genetic problems

kek, no.

>>30077418

neighbor has one, he's the biggest pussy in the world, he's scared of their cat
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>>30077042
They do have genetic problems, but the only serious one is a small tube that forms under the skin which has to be surgically removed. Other than that it's the usual old age hip dysplasia
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>>30077487
I'm looking at one at the local pound. If I get him imma try to train him to go hunting (will be difficult if he has a high prey drive )
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>>30076692
this looks like a place in california. also your dog has a mountain lion tail
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>>30077544
Then gst the surgery then rhodesian rigdge back is best doggo and 'isams trying thr
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>>30077487
My buddy had one that died recently. He was also a massive pussy, got dropped off at an unoccupied house near them. but goddamn he loved everybody
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>>30076347
>>30076354
How well do Australian cattle dogs fair in cold climates like michigan.
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>>30077345
>grandparents have a golden
>whenever I visit she's at full hype mode
>take her out for walks
>she's pulling me, which isn't too bad
>take her into water
>she'll start playing in it
>stops when the water reaches her chest and goes back
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>>30076270
Mutt. genetically superior, lives longer, better immune system, and custom.
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>>30077607
I don't disagree with you I'm >>30077557
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/k/orgi. High speed low drag
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>>30076728
>>30076741
>>30076784
>>30076812
>>30076816
Here he was in his youth. He had a wonderful temperament with other dogs, he loved playing fetch and he always looked like he was smiling. Smart as a whip too.
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+1 for Cattle Dogs that do protection
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The answer is always Ridgeback. That or catahoula leopard dogs.
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>>30078349
Another thing about him was that the only stuffed toys he liked to play with were ducks. My brother and dad both duck hunt. One day he caught a live duck by a pond in the city, he brought it back and was SO proud of himself.

He also didn't afraid of the cunny.
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>>30076692
>tail

MUST CUDDLE
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>>30076347
who's standing on the fucking bed? get off there!
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>>30078481
>He also didn't afraid of the cunny.

He wasn't afraid of young models/dancers/actresses that /tv/ and eight chan obsess over?
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Got mine
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>>30078368
Agreed. Big, strong as hell, fearless, run for days, good with kids and total sweethearts with their people.
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>>30077487
>>30077620
nature vs. nurture. they're used widely in Hawaii for boar hunting. Common to have bad gashes when they come back, but damn do they love their pork
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>tfw love animals
>tfw when terribly allergic to doggos and cats
>tfw when forever alone
>tfw you cant even get yourself a 4 legged buddy for companionship

my building doesnt even allow pats anyway...
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>>30076270
>Tfw get a Blue Heeler / Rottweiler mix puppy

>He's got a blue heeler face with these big ridiculous floppy Rottweiler ears

The dog I shit you not looks like a full sized beagle as a puppy. If this dog turns out to look like a Gigantic Beagle as an adult (A Megabeagle perhaps? Beaglesaurus?) I honestly don't know what reaction I'm going to have. Little adorable bastard's got a strong jaw though, if he snags you he ain't letting go.
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>>30077033
Very smart desu
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>>30076347
keep the yard safe, pupper
>>30076741
>Obligatory Chihuahua shitpost

They can be very loving and playful and loyal if you get a good one. Plus, they can act like a kind of alarm if some dindu breaks in at night, they can be very loud and shrill when they want to be.
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>>30076270
Which one tastes best when cooked?
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>>30078791
I would get a Yorkie before a Chihuahua. I watched my moms chase down and snap the neck of a rabbit once. I was impressed. Plus they dont seem as timid and shaky as the taco bell dogs.
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>>30078798
Get out.
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>>30076843
>>30076876
Give her to me, and you can get a blue heeler. Problem solved.
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You need a wise-cracking scamp who's quick with a pistol.
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>>30078752
>not smuggling animals to be your pets into your state.
Ferret master race
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>>30078752
>not getting a two-legged pet
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Rottweiler, because that's what I have.
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>>30076843

Cute pit. I have a rottweiler pit mix.
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>>30076896
Mine
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>>30076876
>tear drop fur pattern
Truly the dog of niggers
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Posting some younger pics.
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>>30076734
I agree right here. My mom has one of these shitty things. Didn't respect the dog till I saw her chasing down and almost fucking wrapped her jaws around a possum.

Morale boosting as well. Cute little fucker. Would still choose my doggo anyday though.
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>>30076270
Half lab, quarter chow, quarter border collie. Ideally would be the perfect mix of hunting dog, farm dog, and guard dog, but seems to have gained all the intelligence to know when to play dumb...
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>>30076354
Tyranny!
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>>30079011
MODs!!!!
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>>30076893
My Border Collie/Lab mix understands a vocabulary of about 70 words. she's also good with door levers and getting water from the sink.
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>>30076270

I have an ACD / Boston Terrier mix

it's all of the energy of the ACD with none of the intelligence. My dog is fucking dumber than a box of rocks

but she's super playful and great for morale.

she used to be a stray in mexico so she'd probably do fine in SHTF too
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>>30078752
Hairless cat.
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>>30079417
Is it possible to teach old doggos new tricks? Parents have had a lhasa apso/border collie/something mix for 10 years and I want to try and train him before I get a pupper of my own.

Hes clearly got the genes, when we first got him he nipped at heels like a sheep dog, and it's clear he's intelligent.

So can he become well trained at this point?
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>>30079446
>>30079417
Sorry didn't mean to quote you.
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>>30076347
Keep the yard safe, pupper.
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>>30076270
I have golden retriever, he's pretty smart, he would walk with me without a leash if he didn't go into hunting mode and probe the area in front of me while walking. he's a sweety at two and a half.
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>Not operating with Lassie by your side

Collies are GOAT dogs
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>>30077716
I've got one up here in alaska that does just fine. Of course she's an inside dog and gets shoes when she goes out at -60
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>>30077480
HERESY
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>>30078481
Anon stop makin me feel these feels...
A cone version of my cattle dog should cheer things up.
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>>30076733
God tier dogs, I consider getting one when my old border colley passes away
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Miss my red healer.

Want a aus. Sheppard for up coming child's birth. Kids need dog friends.
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How are corgis actually?
Like for serious.

They technically are working dogs you know.
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>>30077175
>My GSD, Stuka, however, is the only dog I've seen that will sit and stay on command as I put her food down

Everyone should train their dogs to do this.

Both of mine do this every meal, no exceptions.

>8 month old saint bernard
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German Shepherd
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>>30082004
based red heelers
dumb as a box of bricks, and not aggressive at all.

just the way we like 'em
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>>30082127
That is a beautiful doggo, never seen a german Shephard with a coat like that.
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>>30082028
They were used to herd sheep/cattle. Mostly sheep.

That's about it.
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I have one of these fuckers.

He is alert, and always lets me know if something weird is going on. And I do think he'd defend me if need be.

But he's an asshole. And what's worse is he's a smart asshole. He knows how to push my buttons without actually doing anything wrong. Or he does do wrong things, and does it so quickly and quietly that I don't find out until I realize all of my socks are covered in drool and are torn up and hidden in a corner.

The little fuck. I love him. And he'd probably follow me into anything. He has already made me proud by nearly REKT-ing my annoying neighbor who likes to come into my house uninvited.
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>>30078782
That dog has better hair than most of the women I've dated.
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>>30082139
>and not aggressive at all.
Maybe yours isn't, but my grandparent's red will fuck up anyone who goes into their yard
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>>30076270
I saw a doggo you can operate with
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>>30076347

Keep the yard safe, pupper.
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>>30077033
My Aus sheps
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>>30076843

Just sprinkle a little dillo dust and he's ready for the oven.
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>>30076849
>Malinois
not calling them by the proper name of goofy chainsaw of love and chomps.

motherfuckers are too smart, thankfully tempered by their GIMME TUMMIE RUBS I LOVE MY PEOPLE!!! HEY ASSHOLE, GET AWAY FROM MY YARD BEFORE I FUCK YOU UP, THATS RIGHT BITCH, YOU BEST KEEP WALKIN, DID SOMEONE CRINKLE A BAAA---- SNACKS!!!! XDDDDDD HOLY FUCKING SHIT !!!! I'M A GOOD BOY!! YOU HEAR THAT MOTHERFUCKERS? MY PEOPLE SAID I'M A GOOD BOY!!! FUCK YEAH!!! temperment.

i wish that i had the space to properly keep one, they are great puppers.
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>>30082280
DOGGO IS NOT FOR COOK

DOGGO IS FOR LOVE AND OPERATIONING
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>>30077071

My Black Lab is a genius. He's getting old.

Faithfully guarding my chair atm.
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>>30076876
>pitbulls
>tfw literally allowing a killing machine in your home
>tfw the dogs kill more people yearly than your raifu
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>>30076849
>aussie sheperd

i've done enough time as a postman to know that those little shit are the most insufferable faggot dogs i ever know

>try to bite you all the time
>bark at the slightest noise
>litteraly a fucking cunt to everyone

i rate them "you'll eat .38 next morning"/10
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BATTLE KORGI MASTER RACE
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>>30082336

Doggo is for sexual?
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>>30076314
Only if hes named blood
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>>30082148
Yeah but how are they as dogs? I can't have a large dog because of where I live but I still want one that I can take out on walks and stuff.
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>>30077175
Your pupper and raifu have really long noses
Jew detected
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German Wirehaired Pointer

>Coat dries quickly/protects from brush and thorns
>Operator beard
>Born to hunt
>Doesn't afraid of anything

Not mine but similar.
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>>30078791

>very loud and shrill when they want to be

You mean ALL THE FUCKING TIME!?
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>>30082391

>German pupper
>Jew

You sure thought that one through.
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>>30076347
keep the yard safe, pupper
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>>30082391
Well, it is a Jewish Retriever.
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>>30082139
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>>30084276
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>>30076692
Was this taken on your vacation to Silent Hill?
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>>30082409
Those eyes are way too piercing
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>>30076741
>Except chihuahuas

You shut your whore mouth!
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>>30079305
kek
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>>30078820
you can have the mom

>>30082349
>the dogs kill more people yearly than your raifu
are you pulling this outta your ass?
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>>30078752
Get an inhaler and some allergy pills.
Pet away from your face and wash your hands.
labradoodle and the bichon frise are good for people with dog allergies.

There are some puppers and kitty cats (hairless little beasts) that would love to be your best friend.
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>>30077033
Both of mine are smarter than I give them credit for. Pic related figured out how to open round door knobs. And interior doors that are pull open. He smacks the door with is paw hard enough to bounce it off the frame then gets his paw in and opens it. That is after he turns the knob. He hates his picture being taken though.
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>>30084625
I think you should keep the mom and let me take the pupper because reasons.

>>30082349
is a retard going full REEEEEE. If you treat the dog right, it won't ever be a problem. The easily most well behaved dog I have ever encountered was a pit bull. The owner went to jail because he was an alcoholic who got about a dozen DUIs before the judge finally got sick of his shit. So I got to live in his house rent free in exchange for making sure the dog was fed and had company, got walked, etc.

The dog obeyed all my commands without any issue, it slept in my bed with me, and it woke me up in the morning when I didn't notice my alarm by licking me. I was actually sad when the guy got out of jail because I liked the dog so much/it was such a sweet gig having that giant house to myself for free.
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>>30084737
we might breed her, you can have a pup then
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>>30084845
Done deal. Whereabouts in the US am I going to have to drive to come collect said pupper?
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>>30084876
WA. we ship all puppers via USPS Priority 2 Day
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>>30084884
I'm in Commiefornia, the drive actually isn't all that bad. Plenty feasible for acquiring pupper.
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>>30082180
Quit shopping for dates in the checkout line at Walmart.
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>>30076707
I had a blue heeler
>dad gets a new doggo
>my brother and i have no idea
>thid doggo runs out of the house and greets us happily
>wtf why are you here
>dad says "Hey boys! this is wild bill!"
>my bro and i are vry excited
>but one catch
>hes deaf, pretty common with heelers
>it dont matter we teach him sign
>actually works
>he senses where we are by vibrations
>Dad, bro and i ride mountain bikes
>this guy runs the trails like a champ
>I love you bill
>I do everthing with wild bill
>go exploring on the farm by the creek
>Bill doesnt care he chases deer n shit
>always with bro and bill
>Dad goes to work early in mornign
>lets bill go pee in morning
>I sleep with wild bill
>wild bill now carries his own water whenwe bike
>hes so cool
>play with bill in the winter
>slippery ice fun times
>Bill, you are the best
>now hes so strong and has undying loyaty
>protects us against cyotes one time
>bill is now 4
>one day we are gone
>I get a call from dad omw home
>bill got hit by a transport truck
>dad let him out early in morning
>Bill chases racoon out onto road
>Bill wouldve come if he could hear
>Dad was looking for him Bill was in a ditch
>still alive
>Bill was so strong
>but they had to put him down
>Never got to say goodbye but he knew I loved him
Worst thing was he couldve survived if my dad had the money but he had broken bones and a punctured lung. Buried him in the back yard here he played all the time.

Still miss him and had dreams about him for the first month he was gone.

Goodnight Wild Bill, you were the best dog I ever had.
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>>30078481
bOi GEttiN DaT SUCC
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>>30085810
RIP Bill.
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>>30082416
Germany has the 8th highest population of Jews of any country.
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>>30076270
my cattledog mix and his lil' sis
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>>30082367
Ye
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>>30085810
RIP Bill
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>>30085810
Anons, stop with these feel trips...
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>>30086386
Cutie, but the hello shit is gay.
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I want a pupper so bad
>tfw not home enough to have one, would be cruel leaving it alone all the time
;_____;
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>>30076692
/k/ute pupper, anon
how is she as a house dog? i want a shepherd pupper
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>>30076347
keep the yard safe, pupper
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Any medium sized dog, mutts are preferred due to decreased likelihood of inbreeding related diseases that so often strike purebreds.

If we're talking a specific breed, it isn't the Naziboos fault that German Shepards are one of the most prolific security and mil dog.
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Why isn't this thread in /an/?
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>>30088004
>Being this new
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>>30078752
Fish, lizards, turtles, snakes, birds... come on there's lots of pet choices out there.
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>>30087220
Smart man. If you do get one, buy a burger shirt
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>>30076993
I'm digging that Prarie style chair.
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>>30088157
Unsure how well a red would go with a burger shirt on it
This is grandparent's doggo

>grandparents have blue cattledog as guard dog due to boongs in town
>Cassedy is best dog
>gets old, has to be put down
>grandparents need new doggo

>uncle works for council
>out at a bad property, they find doggo chained up and abused
>bed was a pallet, chain was 1.5m long, that was all the room she had
>uncle rescues doggo

>Angie comes to grandparents
>is now the faithful protecter
>has the whole yard to roam in, never chained up
>always fed properly, bed to sleep in, pats when she wants from cousins
>happiest doggo around

>grandparents say that if any niggers walk towards the yard she goes absolutely fucking mental and tries to jump over the 1.8m high gate and almost manages it

If I get a dog, I'm getting a cattledog. Such a good breed
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So what's the best way to train an operating pupper? Don't have one yet but I want to start the training process for a companion as soon as I do. I assume it'll be harder to do than teaching him how to sit, stay, and roll over.
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>>30084059
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My doggos

>One is battle buddy-tier
>I like the other one just as much too though
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>>30076347
keep the yard safe pupper
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>entire thread

Keep the yard safe pupper
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>>30076270

Siberian pupper best pupper.

Also, I just want to give a big shout out to paws for vets. They're pretty cool.
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>>30079446
Bump
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>>30076270
terrier. small feed and kills rats
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>>30091038
I love all puppers
humans 0 puppers 10
gunz 7
pussy 8
tech and drugs 6
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>>30088854
Great looking friends bright eyed and alert.

You do well and good.

When we die all your pack howls so you know where to find them in the snow. remember that.
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>>30076270
I grew up with Setters. Great dogs. Very intelligent and very good hunting companions. Our gordon setter is a tad bit stupid but he is fantastic at spotting birds.
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>>30076347
keep the yard safe pupper
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>>30091103
Also I forgot to mention: He is completely comfortable with loud noises. he will stand next to me while I shoot all the time. They are also not too hard to train either, our dog knows to stand next to or behind us when we do target shooting.
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>>30091114
I'm a sex addict.

Sorry 'bout that.
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>>30091114
Two kind of men: Those who choose good pussy over guns and fucking liars.
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GSD Master Race checking in. This is my doggo pupper. He scares black bears off my property daily.
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>>30091540

>That face

Keep the yard safe from bears, pupper
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>>30082349
surely this is satire
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>DOGGO
>PUPPER
>DOGGORU
>KOT
>KOTTO
Dog.
Cat.
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>>30091540
>GSD master race checking in
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>>30094119
Inb4 Australian Shepherd

God Damn iPhone can't into uploading.
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Vizla is a beautifull pupper and they are really smart. Its t hard to find one thats not inbred when you live in the USA though
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>>30078752
Get a gecko!
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>>30085810
>Dachshund passed away 6 month ago
>would need one for hunting
>cant because my old one left a deep houle in my heart
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>>30084445
Go back to disturbing your fellow cholo neighbors in Oak Cliff, Joe.
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>>30076270
none
dogs while useful in some situations can also cause problems
they're another mouth that needs food and somewhat clean water
if they get dirty you'll need to find a way to clean them
if they get hurt you'll have to find a way to treat the injuries or put them down
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>>30082337
Nice pupper!
M
y lab is affectionate as hell to anyone during the day but turns into a good guard dog as soon as it gets dark or someone wears a hoodie.
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>tfw old pupper has been gone two years now

Keep the Rockies safe.
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>>30094996
More like keep the Rocky Road safe, amirite?
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>>30094996
Morbidly obese GSD?
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>>30095485

chow/gs

purple tongue, no barking

we had to start leashing his ass, he would try to chase bears during hikes
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>>30078752
get a hairless cat

or a tegu, they are known to be the most affectionate reptiles
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>>30076270

i had an amazing lurcher, was sweet, protective, loved my kids and helped keep me trim with walks.

my ex took him when we broke up, haven't seen him since.

i want another pupper but not sure i am ready.
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>>30094697

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlAZp8omb20

I did a 4 month stretch in the Sierra Nevadas last summer. I brought along my Cur and she was a handful. Covering new terrain was a pretty big distraction and I found that she would get sidetracked often and was always finding something to chase. That said, I think it would be OK to operate with the dog. I know she would attack someone as it has happened at my house already. I've been thinking about getting dog armor.

The thing is, how much food are you planning to bring and/or supply for the animal? Packing for 2 was a chore and what little I caught or killed was precocious...forget trying that on the move.

I am a firm believer that downed enemies should be scavenged and looted. I'm not talking about just looting their corpse but using it for food. A dog could readily eat someone's face, genitals, buttocks, thighs, arms or other soft flesh. If she was hungry enough, I'm sure that I could convince the dog to chew up someone's gut fat and eat it.
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>>30096224

Um, sleep well.

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2011/07/would_your_dog_eat_your_dead_body.html
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>>30085810
Press F to pay respects
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>>30081168
get one as a pupper before your collie passes. The older dog will be able to teach the younger one the rules of your "pack" when you're away at work and what not. Plus nothing revitalizes an older dog like a puppy playmate.
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>>30082409
That dog looks like fucking Lenin.
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Here's my dog. She's a mutt (half English Springer, half Great Pyrenees).
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>>30076270
Schipperkes: The Great Belgian Barge Ratters. Sturdy, whimsical, curious as cats, great with kids... and tolerate no shit nor strangers. Consummate watchdogs, no passive aggression. All the dog, half the shit.
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>>30096873
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+1 for German Shepherds.
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>>30098183
Damnit.
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>>30076270
German short haired pointer master race reporting in
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German Shepherd, she was 10 weeks old when I got her
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>>30098299
And here she is a little over a year. Chocolate lab is 4 years.
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>>30077072
Anon...there are domesticated mountain lions.
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>>30076692
Love german shepards
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>>30098420
That's not entirely accurate. There are people that keep mountain lions as pets, yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pl3UDjRLWI
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>>30076733
I have one. Just be warned, they are extremely high activity. I have heard the term "High Activity" a million times, had four German Shepherds, and a Siberian Husky. None of them even come close to the level of activity of a Maligator. Not even close. They are a GREAT dog but they aren't for everyone. The Malinois will run circles around your Border Collie.
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Best book for training an operational pupper?
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>>30077071
Had a lab Shepard mix. Smartest dog ever
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>>30077716
Michigander here. I have a blue heeler and pit bull mix. She loves the snow is fine with the cold..
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>>30077716
>>30099055
Nice dubs. Also a michigander, blue heeler does fine.
(Also, I'm this guy: >>30076354)
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Finnish Spitz are bretty guud.

Excellent bird dogs that can be trained to hunt pretty much anything from bears to birds. Mine's a huge diva that hates water for some reason.
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>>30076347
Keep the yard safe, pupper.
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Hi /k/
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>>30094616
Jeeze, at least show one of the happy ones
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Patous are way too stubborn to be trained properly to do anything else than their strong guardian instincts.
But they make a hell of a home defender and are so fucking loyal and fearless.

My grand parents had one, once three guys tries to get in, doggo fucked them up so bad that my grand parents were sued by the thief's and their family (one of them lost several fingers). Fortunately back then the judge just laughed and told them.to fuck off, but today things might have gone differently.

Fucking loved the beast, I could ride it like a horse when I was a few years old.
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>>30100049
Fuck forgot pic
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Cats>
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>>30085810
rest easy, pupper
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>>30098309
god that lab is gorgeous. GSD is good too, though.
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>>30100049
stubborn is an understatement. But yes they do what they do very well and won't back down from anything. also, white hair everywhere. everywhere.
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Great Dane master race. Quick learners. And mine has a "remove everyone except this family" attitude.

Also, short hair.
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>>30076270
Caucasian Shepherd Dogs are the best. They were used by the Russians to hunt and kill bears, and are very loyal so they are one of the best guard dogs.
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>>30095322
underrated
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uncle dog
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>>30102743
in b4 someone thinks this dog is being abused/neglected
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>>30100759
Considering they have like a 6 months life span not too good for long time operating
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>>30102756
perfectly normal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bergamasco_Shepherd
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>>30102800
why you gotta ruin the fun mario? can't just let stupid people bubble to the surface?
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My new battle buddy
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>>30087881
>as a house dog?
Not that guy, and I don't know what you mean. GSDs are working dogs and are naturally very active. So you have to play with them outside often. They like to chew on shit (read; your furniture) as a puppy, but toys remedy this. If you don't train them (neglect) they'll have all sorts of problems ranging from being aggressive towards everything, including you, to having separation anxiety. They are also fucking huge. Typically 75-90 lbs I've seen many going 100+ (at least in the Chicagoland region). My pup is 8 months old and is already 90 pounds.

Hope that helps some.
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>>30102743
>>30102756
my first thought was rastafarian/smokes weed.
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>>30102879
dachsund?
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>mfw my family put my dog down last monday
>tfw I didnt realize that when i left for bmt in january id never see my pupper again

hold em close lads
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I've got 2 big english mastiffs. 220lbs each. Would not recommend for operating. Maybe as a resource guard. But they eat in one meal what I eat in 2 days. They are on a raw diet so if shtf I'll have to feed them humans.
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Jackson, got him from a rescue. Best dog I've ever had. I taken him on hikes through the Everglades and Olympic national forest. I'm going to have him with me when I hit the first section of the Appalachian trail this summer.
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>>30102934
Nah, a doberman. Only 6 weeks.
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Redbone coonhound master race checking in
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>>30076876
I've seen enough shredded kids and small dogs in my life to know that some breeds should be forgotten and forced to extinction.
Nigger fucking breed.
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zero boxers, what are you even doing?
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>>30103120
>neighbors had pitbulls that were causing problems with everybody
>mfw a cougar descended from the mountains one night and removed nogdog
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>>30076812
The oldest dog ever to live was a blue heeler that lived to 25.
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>>30103120

seen shredded kids, sure thing bruh
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>>30103090
The lazy bitch
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>>30100673
If only I had more space and a garden I would have gotten one. A remote branch of my family breeds them in the Pyrenees.

Yes hair everywhere but that's the case with any long haired pet.
And that's why they need to be a backyard/kitchen only dog unless they fucking turn your house in a hairball.
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>>30103120
watch out or ill have her shred you :3
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>>30103412
>pitbull with eye spots
The best kind. Top tier pupper, /k/omrade
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>>30082175
> But he's an asshole. And what's worse is he's a smart asshole. He knows how to push my buttons without actually doing anything wrong.

This. I have two dobermans, a male and a female. Both are the sweetest things ever, but the female can be a total cunt when she feels like it. Don't like that we're paying more attention to the other dog? She will fart and leave the room. Both dogs are up on the bed? She will stretch out in the perfect position so that neither I nor my gf can sleep properly, so we have to kick both dogs off. Strangely, she never does this when just she is on the bed.

Sweet dogs, loyal to the bone, smart as a whip, but they know how to push our buttons to get what they want.
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Joe is a good pupper, too stupid to be off leach, too fat to walk too far in the woods. But damn he is fun to walk with.
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>>30077568
Yeah its in the Bay Area. Only a few canals like it here so you could probably figure it out if you want.

>>30087881
She is great. I got her from a breeder and she was already trained so She doesnt have many bad habbits other than she plays a little rough with other dogs.

She is also showline so she isnt quite as engergetic as working shepherds. Definitely needs at least 30-1hr of activity per day though.
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