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You can run lil nignog
But hickok gone get ya
op that is the best edit of an image I've seen in my life.
>>30072154
Keep the hood safe H
keep the hood safe, H
*knife hands internally*
>>30072431
1st Sgt- Nothing but knife hands and hate
>>30072442
Desert digicam?
>>30072476
Obviously Winter
>>30072506
You retard that's klmk
>>30072531
It's clearly polish woodland, you faggot
this one always makes me chuckle
>>30072431
>His hope and optimism gone
>>30072431
>pointing two (probably loaded) guns at yourself in front of a captain, a 1Sgt, and a fucking two-star general
I would be amazed if she's not still doing PT for that.
>>30073104
>she
>punishment
pick one
>>30072831
That would break the officers wrist, and paint the concrete red.
>>30073138
This tbqh familia females are immune to silly UCMJ rules
>>30073152
Fuckin worth m8
Does anyone have that gif of the guy shooting with a rifle and a pistol in a 360
>>30072431
>mfw I realize the guy in the back is a fucking general
>>30073022
>>30073033
>>30073045
>>30073060
>TFW all my memes are posted at once
Bless you anon for saving those.
Tried this and it worked
>>30072430
Edit with AR-15 and it'll be perfect.
>>30073477
I tried it, why does it smell so weird? Also it's getting hot
>>30072431
Where did this picture originate from? I'd be curious to know the backstory.
>>30073615
Add more isopryl
>>30073906
fucking whites, disgusting creatures
>>30073906
>not wanting to fuk a qt trap
hole is a hole, orgasm is an orgasm
not to mention a lot of them seem to be subs, you'd think /k/ would be into that
>>30073906
>/k/ - weapons
>>30072831
The more I look at the picture, the more I think that's Putin.
>>30072340
Jesus christ. If I was dating Vining's daughter, I would live in constant terror.
>>30073979
One hell of a baby killer. I took out a whole kindergarten class at 50 meters in just under 7 seconds with one.
>>30073711
pretty accurate
>>30073906
>It slowly dawns on the tranny that maybe there really is something seriously wrong with them and that they are not destined for happiness
>>30074029
>if I was dating Vining's daughter
You wouldn't.
>>30073186
>casualties and losses
>Jackie chan [disputed]
Fucking kek
>>30073477
Look on youtube, there are actually news reports of people falling for this.
>>30073186
>King Wewuz
>War on Autism (Finnish theater, ongoing)
>Captcha:223
>>30072470
this
this is what I love about the picture
the general is all aah, what the shit, but the 1st Sg, you see the murder
the fucking murder
bottled up behind his face
seeking desperate release
>>30072451
firstly
every fucking time
asians sell tazers at gun shows
I don't know why, but I love it
AND SECOND
if I went to a gun show and someone was selling shemaghs, I would buy multiple
>>30073977
That's pretty gay bro
>>30075017
What, do you not fuck dudes?
What are you, some sort of faggot?
>>30072451
I really want to go to a gun show
not for the guns
but for the jerky and the experience
>>30073487
>muzzle brake breaks brake light
>>30072431
That's the General that put Manning in Levenworth.
I'm sure he's seen worse than some airborne medic about to ventilate herself.
>>30073906
>not posting the "nice girl dick" edit
>>30073979
>>30075192
>>30072154
>>30072324
>>30075192
>>30072154
Keep the hood safe, H
>>30075459
god damn, they are fucking huge.
What was it exactly?
6'6 for hickok, right?
>>30075494
6'8"
>>30074576
And this right here is why we need to pay for free college for everyone.
>>30075459
Fucking manlets, when will they learn?
>>30075510
Universities do knowledge, not wisdom...
>>30073477
I'm no chemist and I barely graduated high school
Something tells me that this would make some that explodes
>>30075256
You got that edit?
>>30075459
I cannot remember the context of why I ever made this edit but eh
>>30072451
>no beef jerky
>>30075561
Chlorine reduction is highly exothermic and the isopropyl makes the boom bigger.
>>30075582
I'm laughing so hard I think I'm going to throw up
>>30075459
>Bill Hicks t-shirt
Wouldn't really expect that from a guy who grew up in Cheatham County.
Then again, he is a metalhead.
>>30075459
Wow, I just noticed Hickock is wearing my shoes. Definately New Balance 990 series, probably 993, but cant tell with the focus as it is. I'm 6'6" and wear size 15B, and that series is the only shoe line I have ever worn that fits comfortably. No clue what /fa/ has to say about them, probably nothing good, but those fascists have the luxury of being able to buy clothes in their size.
also sage for off topic.
>>30075459
>>30075646
Hey footbro, 6'4 14-4E here, try Brook's Beast line of shoes, they are excellent.
>>3007397
mental illness
Shit like this pisses me off.
>>30075678
Thanks for the recommendation, Did a quick check on the Brooks site and its only listing normal, 2E, and 4E widths, so going extra wide instead of abnormally narrow. Maybe they make narrower models and I just need to look somewhere else.
It sucks that my method of shoe shopping has, by necessity, been to order 8 or so pairs of shoes online, try em all on, and then return everything that doesn't fit.
>>30075582
Fucking kek
>>30075736
WHY
>>30072442
WHAT COLOR
>>30073294
>>30072451
>free space isn't "sound of tazer crackle"
>no space for someone selling completely unrelated shit, not even like SHTF things but like lawn ornaments
>>30076371
when normies pretend to be into guns to look cool
>>30072442
I see desert.
>>30072431
Old MSG I knew looked like the 1SG in this. Same knife hand face and everything. Shame I can't make out his name plate.
>>30072451
You forgot the B.O. I have never smelled humans as nasty as the ones at gun shows, and they marinate in some of those shitty old buildings too.
>>30075736
It gets me too anon.
>>30075564
nah. saw it on /v/ in a [spoiler] LOL [/spoiler] thread last year
>tfw didn't save
>>30076371
Well the pistols and smg do share ammo so he is somewhat correct
>>30072154
>OC from a thread a few weeks back.
>>30074962
>retardation
>>30075459
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>30077157
>>30076858
Fucking gooks with their tiny top load washers.
>>30077229
>>30077583
fresh
>>30072442
Its just a fuggin window m8.
>>30076848
I remember being at a gun show in Salisbury Maryland when I was a young boy, maybe 11 or 13 or some shit.
There was this guy who looked a lot like wheelchair Lieutenant Dan except he was dirtier and was also was missing part of his arm. No shirt and had camo pants tied off at his stumps, the whole deal.
Anyway, he smelled worse than any person I have ever smelled. Deep, fetid, absolutely putrid armpit smell surrounded this guy. 20 years ago and I still remember it.
>>30078247
Viet-FUCKIN-NAM
>>30077583
What thread is this in?
>>30077583
laughed my ass off.
>>30077157
>>30074029
That's not Vinning.
>>30072831
Can anyone identify the shotgun?
>>30078944
Its the fuckhueg russian one made from 23mm anti aircraft barrels.
>>30077583
Absolutely savage.
>>30072442
obviously fucking woodland
>>30072451
>No beef jerky
>No candied pecans and almonds
Come on senpai. This can't just be a Texas thing.
>>30073033
>Commies aren't intelligent enough to spell correctly
Sounds about right. Dumbasses like you are a diamond dozen. Get a job, you're about to learn how doggie dog this world can get.
Figure this is the best place to ask, but does anyone got the pic of that wall of text, of why the japs reaped what they sowed in regards to Hiroshima?
>>30076546
thank you so much this webm is so fucking funny to me
Based Ian in Pepe form.
![tumblr_nzsi2fXHxK1r7cj5no1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Fvqq32q.jpg "tumblr_nzsi2fXHxK1r7cj5no1_1280[1].jpg")
>>30074029
>get to listen to his tales of ops in the glory days of our dirty, badass war against the reds
>family shooting outings
>hunting, he simply slathers himself in deer urine and mud and stabs them to death with a fire-hardened wooden spear after ambushing them at a watering hole
>eventually become his [spoiler]daughter-in-law[/spoiler]
If you're not a complete shitbird, it's a great situation.
>>30079131
oh god i remember that shit when it happened
worst part is, one of them wasn't his glock, it was his friend's
>>30075459
>LOOK AT ME, I'M A CUNT! I CAN YELL AT PERFORMERS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AetJWKjVqOI
>>30075643
Wait. Cheatham county tn?
>>30079255
Didn't you know Hickok lives in TN?
>>30073906
>>>>>>>>>>>/pol/
>>30078944
KS-23.
>>30072154
KEEP THE HOOD SAFE, H!
>>30072422
>>30078970
Confirmed. Can fit 2 23mm shells in the tube and one in the chamber
>>30072154
Filename
>>30075017
I bet you kiss girls too huh faggot?
>>30075459
could it be?
>>30073943
Yeah, they're almost as bad as the dentists.
>>30072431
What is she doing?, explain?
>>30079886
The pistol she's holding by the barrel in her left hand is aimed directly at her sternum. That's generally frowned upon.
>>30079886
Grabbing her sidearm by the slide and pointing the muzzle toward herself
>>30079886
She's got her rifle pointed under her armor, and has a pistol pointed at her gut. Even the USAF drills in trigger and muzzle discipline.
>>30079910
A bullet through the sternum can't be that bad right....
>>30079959
It's the new easy IO. Trust me, I'm a medic.
>>30079899
Holy keks
>>30079457
Anyone got the whole thing?
>>30075736
Marlin has no problem calling it a clip. Why should you let your Asperger's get so inflamed?
>>30073445
Thanks. Thought they were funny.
>>30079035 , blame above poster if you really feel the need to.
>taking memes this seriously
wew lad
>>30075121
Guaranteed you will find the SKS feller, first one i ever went to i found one.
>This is a Ukrainian made SKS
>Made to look like a Russian SKS
>Its been painted army green
>Its 800$
Though this doesn't apply i guess cause he wasn't trying to make it seem like it was the most tactical thing there, just that it was an SKS.
>>30079910
She also has a rifle pointing towards her stomach
>>30080068
During the early parts of Operation Freedom Freeing the Free the US airforce would just empty bags of .22 ammo over iraqi residential areas.
It's why she said the bullets "hit" her house rather than "were shot at" her house.
>>30081230
That ain't 22
>>30072563
its Norwegian M10 you good for nothing cunt
>>30074576
natural selection
>>30077229
just like fukkin high school
>>30077583
witnessed
>>30072831
тccc, ничeгo личнoгo
>>30081258
she's a big gal then.
Anyone have the "on my position" meme?
>>30081551
>>30079017
Illinois reporting in. Not a local thing.
>>30075753
>Goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.
>>30075217
hehehe.
>>30082883
>>30076546
I wonder what the point of that is.
I mean it seems like it would be silly to move like that intentionally.
I'm guessing this kata is meant to build up muscle memory for using a sidearm without dropping your rifle if something goes wrong with the rifle and you want to move yourself to a safer position to try to fix it while still being armed.
I'm guessing the muscle memory this builds up is for situations where you don't have your rifle slung on you.
All that said, it sure is a laugh to watch.
here is a .gif that gives me a chuckle.
>>30080070
>Anyone got the whole thing?
seconding this.
>>30073022
>>30073033
>>30073045
>>30073060
>watermarks
>>30082966
ah the days when Libya still had a coherent army and a functioning form of governance
>>30072154
Keep the hood safe, H
>>30073022
>>30073033
>>30073045
>>30073060
>>30073022
>>30073033
>>30073045
>>30073060
>>30073186
>Casualties and losses
>Finnish social skills
>>30082979
where do you buy a PTRD
>>30075643
U in cheatham? Pleasant view komrade here. Live just across the holler from H actually
>>30079270
All the best gun guys live in tn
>>30079255
You say that like you live there
>>30076897
why are you guys such pussies about this?
i know a lot of people who say this and i'd bet that most of them have more knowledge about firearms and have probably put more lead down range than most of you fagets and your rustled jimmies.
rustled jimmes? your gonads have probably retracted
i don't necessarily agree with them, but i know what they're talking about and i just don't give a fuck
>>30082979
That's a guy from mlp.
He owns 2 anti armor rifles.
>>30079170
>Gun in right hand
>>30076858
>tfw this commercial is actually copied from an Italian one
is there anything Chinese didn't copy from someone else?
>>30081258
it is though.
>>30072442
is that AOR1?
>>30083792
AOR2
>>30082966
that pic is so dumb, someone managed to get into the tank and stab a crewman ofc it's fucking close.
>>30073152
thank you hungry skeleton
>>30073311
Somebody put happy merchant hands on this shit
>>30081551
>>30083791
Its .223
How do you even buy your ammo?
>>30072431
fucking butterbar medics
>>30083802
There is no green in it.
>>30072442
Woodland.
>>30074029
If I was dating Vining's daughter, I would do whatever it took to keep that shit gucci.
Also, semen transfusions to hybridize our seed and create super-Vining child.
>>30082914
Tay was too good for this world.
>>30079899
I hope this is true.
Anyone have the kid who told a burglar he was going to rape them and the burglar called 911 on himself?
>>30082944
He was proving that it was a pretty ridiculous technique that you could use to suppress a group if you were surrounded. He wasn't enthusiastic about it.
>>30073906
>implying i wouldnt
>>30076546
>showed everyone at work
>top keks of today
>day made
>thanks anon
>>30072442
Nice tiger stripe dress.
>>30083897
kek
>>30074962
>dat file name
>>30072154
>>30083042
d-does that say Boner Kebab?
>>30073906
>>30073977
/k/ IS into that.
where the fuck have you been anon?
>>30076546
that webm makes me think of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s
>>30076371
What kind of shotgun is that?
>>30084185
A heck of a
>>30075267
>Implying his wrist would be functioning enough to shoot the second robber.
>>30075561
Chlorine + alcohol + tight environment with not enough space for the air to expand = chlorine bomb
>>30084212
>be newfag
>wondering why the hell is PPSH called a heck of a shotgun
Is that because Fallout 3 combat shotgun?
>>30079055
>Allahwillguidemybullets.webm
>>30084256
Pretty much
>>30075017
>monogamous relationships with members of the opposite sex
Absolutely disgusting.
>>30084120
>>30084329
What's that from?
>>30084351
A government building near you.
>>30084390
No, I'm serious, I know it was some Palestinian TV show or movie but I can't seem to find it.
>>30074020
holy fuck I see it now
>>30084400
Here is the video it's from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3ihcfJdAMs
>>30083791
Do those look like rimfire to you?
Jesus christ. There should be some way you have to verify that you own guns before you are allowed to post here.
>>30084486
Most people couldn't post here if that were the case.
>>30084536
...good?
Imagine the increase in board quality!
>>30084583
but i like this board and sharia doesnt allow anything above a spoon without 12 licenses and self defense is illegal.
>>30077229
>>30084653
>england
you know you can join a shooting club, right? Stop bitching about your problems and get into it
>>30084653
Sorry bonglander. You should fight for your freedoms then. As a Canadian gun owner, I get 5 people through the licensing process and with their first gun every year, or I have failed my country and failed to uphold my freedoms.
Get your license, get a gun. Canada has never done outright bans or buybacks, and do you know why? Even when the libs want to, they know there are too many guns in Canada. They just couldn't afford to buy them all.
When you let your rights go to waste, you make them easier to take away.
>>30084665
prohibitively expensive for me atm, but yeah ive been planning on it
>>30084713
>fighting for freedoms
>to be branded disgusting rightwing nationalist terrorist and be shunned by the brainwashed populace that also think guns are bad
no im fine
>>30084751
>too worried about what people think of your politics to defend your rights
Ah, never mind then. Sounds like you don't really deserve freedoms or rights anyways.
